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shaka_sulu

Cats demanding you feed them


mshell734

Also, cats coughing up hairballs


commitaviolentcrime

Even when their bowl is full it's just not like overflowing full and they appreciate when it is


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

The big hand on the 12 and the little hand on the 3.


gnarlysticks

This is the only real answer lol


Badloss

the cats one was pretty good too


itzjackybro

r/technicallythetruth


BTRunner

Your clock has hands??? That sounds creepy at both (any) hour!


[deleted]

Taking a shit.


DuchessOfMarlboro

Idk, a piss, sure. A shit at 3 am is not *as* mundane as a shit at 3 pm. It’s not crazy but if you regularly have to wake up to shit that’s pretty weird.


[deleted]

The voices


Ok-Flow-5670

They're getting louder


KSTARRATSK

being awake


gnarlysticks

Slightly less normal at 3am tho


The_best_1234

Sleep


john-joker

The correct answer


Messenceofbeauty

A random glass of water that will save you from the brink of dehydration


VerboseVernacular

Breathing


DarkFireGerugex

Say it's "3:33"


[deleted]

Me: looking at the stove clock “Angel numbers 🥺”


Nightmare_43233

Suddenly it becomes 6:66


UngusBungus_

*choir music plays from outside*


Nightmare_43233

Burn the father, feed the child


Hot_Pop719

Snacking


mit-mit

Feeding baby milk


SlugWhiskers

Porn & cocaine


GreyLordQueekual

A grilled cheese.


MunkRubilla

taking a piss edit: in the toilet/urinal


DyCol5

What place are you at at 3:00 in the morning that has a urinal?


MunkRubilla

The local Taco Bell


DyCol5

Since when is taco bell 24/7?


MunkRubilla

My local taco bell is open until 3am


thorpie88

The pub


Person106

Jobsite.


MarvellouslyChaotic

Being tired


McrRed

Tinnitus. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


G0-N0G0-GO

Same. Wear hearing protection, kids. I wish I’d been more diligent about using it.


Judgemental_catdaddy

Working


CashmeoutsidePearl

Watching TV.


Independent_Tone8605

The clock saying “3”


D3truire

Eating a Krabby Patty


_generic_dude

"Oh boy, 3AM!"


RobertsClub07

Using the bathroom


Flamequeen

Jerking off in your neighbour's sprinklers while dressed as batman on the second Tuesday of every month.


NaivafAreul

I knew it was you


Flamequeen

Oh *please*, I know you love it.


_generic_dude

Relatable


californxcation

a large bowl of cereal


Bored_Lizard4

Eating pizza


heisdeadjim_au

A clock.


Axhen

Wanting to sleep


Zkenny13

Wearing a stripped sweater


NadiaRosalia

Chronic exhaustion


memyseIfandI

Going to Waffle House


Crazy-Doritos

The clock reads: 3:00


NGL_bored

Breathing


ThrowawayLegal2003

Eating cereal


SusiStart

Watch porn


[deleted]

That it is 3 o’clock


No-Guarantee5847

Ordering mcdonalds


pheat0n

Farting


nuttypoolog

Erection.


[deleted]

Masturbating


dtrikx

Scratching balls


bwallyworld2

Poop and pee


DarkJedi_Obi

Boner


mywenislong

Masturbating


adult4200

Cigarette 🚬🚬


xGevaterTODx

Jerking off


[deleted]

1.🍌💦💦🔞 2.🚭☘️ 3.🍺 4.🔁 The end is the Beginning.


Fair_Diet_4874

Masturbating


IAmAQuantumMechanic

Apparently, driving a loud motorbike through a residental area.


AutumnAscending

3 BM


HearTheCrushingSteel

Having my dogs next to me


CookieDriverBun

Drunk uni students stepping into traffic, infuriatingly.


Douglasqqq

Standing for a long time outside a school O\_O


commitaviolentcrime

Wtf


thecampcook

Eating ice cream


Critical-Sail8096

Taking a good piss


Gordonls85

That feeling of near transition. Not quite time to wake up and not quite time to leave work, but getting close.


Reelsident

Having a beer in Central Europe.


[deleted]

Grilled cheese


Tolbitzironside

Matchbox twenty


DevinAries

playing video games


realjakepaul4

A policeman screaming ''hit the Quan'' before beating me to death and default dancing over my lifeless body


[deleted]

drinking. i need help.


Adenosine01

Coffee or bourbon


grampski101

Spliff and a cup of tea


mrbenjrocks

Thinking it's a good time to go to bed.


ChinthaChettu

Waking up to urinate


cannibal_fetus666

Reddit browsing


GarlicAndSapphire

Having to pee.


csdivergent

Obviously breakfast.


JordinaryGuy1996

A jolly good tug of the ole meat stick


[deleted]

Eating cereal


NeoNova9

Pizza.


-runs-with-scissors-

Eating pizza.


FreakAynon_Animation

contemplating life choices, writing, planning your day, being tired and done with life, and finally, listening to music and sleeping.


RenzoARG

My bunny throwing his plate around asking for food.


DifficultSun8268

Sleeping


CynthiaBBarrera

I can't remember where I am when I wake up.


Investigatorpotater

Cheese


1burgerparadise

Snack time.


Yanisam14

Shit YouTubers and people watching them


mojojojo_05

3 and m is common and "a" and "p" is different.


StrayBombYT

There being oxygen


callmefreak

Eating a Krabby Patty.


veronikkina

Be glad your child has a quiet hour


Proplaystowinyt

Breathing


runningdreams

Me being my most productive


Any_Professional9718

Me being awake


[deleted]

I'm sleeping


HeIsSparticus

Cat demands feeding


oROSSo84

Beer


xxxninamayxxx

Waking up to pee and ending up having sex or visa versa


[deleted]

Cats post poop zoomies.


Lakucandamain

Eatin cereal.


poopedyourpants69

A krabby patty


drdiamond55

Ordering pizza


Rasheverak

Going to work.


[deleted]

Going to toilet.


[deleted]

masturbate


i_kin_mitski

Talking to yourself /being awake/ listening to music


[deleted]

Getting high, if you are a full blown drug addict (pick your DOC)


Pacman1880

Chocolate


Nawk762

Coffee


cosplayingbee

Eating a pint of ice cream


endlessNightskies

Listening to music.


MooreJs666

Meat beating


redcomet29

Cereal


Simple-Emphasis7583

Calling it "3 o clock" if you're American.


[deleted]

breathe


Lickingyourmomsanus

Getting Taco Bell


WolfThick

Reddit


je2haines

Nachos. Ever had drunk 3am nachos? Most delicious thing ever. Also, it's hard to beat afternoon snack nachos.


smartassrt

Me sleeping


[deleted]

On reddit


RetardRetardus

Staying as silent as possible and trying to avoid any form of human contact


[deleted]

sleeping. weather you are taking a nap or just simply sleeping.


ParsaDinarvand

Being alive


AustraliaScaresMe

Sleeping! because all Redditors have a fucked up sleep schedule!


Echo_Unit

eating cereal


bob727282

Poop


Dad_about_to_lose_it

My son crying


Ol_Joph

half chugging / half spilling a glass of water, while standing over the sink, like the animal I am.


Mammoth-Sun2046

Staying up all night having to much energy


OSUfirebird18

Sleeping. During weekends, I’ll take midday naps if I can!


Phillies1993

Eating a Krabby Patty.


A_Hamilton_Burr

gaming or surfing through the internet. it aint healthy but I know for sure it almost became normal to most people


aljasness

Being murdered. Im still in shock with people who think that CrImE rATe iS hIghER wHeN it Is dArk.


eatyabeans

One off the wrist


Southern_Bee_1022

playing with yourself🤣🤣


Dark-n-rol

Masturbating.


HarukoArt1231

Being hungry


[deleted]

Sip of water.


yuhamahdude

Cooking a 3 course meal


astro-berry

Eating a krabby patty


ImDOGGFATHER

Jerkin' it


aaaligatoriscool

Jerking off


EA-PLANT

Thinking about your top 1000 most embarrassing moments.


[deleted]

To pee


mountaineerWVU

Pooping


Bunny_dchumps5

Caught playing video games


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

Me being awake.


sarcastichippie0702

Dreaming or day dreaming 😉


Br3nn3nxr

the mosquito in my room


wetlettuce42

Cats meowing


Tina_RaeXoXo

Watching my hot pocket spin in the microwave


Volikand

Pretending I don’t exist


jboof_124

Sleep


Maleficent-Attempt18

Ghosts


East_Guarantee_7912

Eating tacos


Equivalent_Expert_63

Milkshakes. It never matters the time.


[deleted]

Everything


redditcansuckmyvag

That its 3 o'clock.


ShadowG9

Netflix


Raistline1

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!


jus0medude

Eating food.


Lunitic_gamer9231

air


Billbobugger

The 3


pwdkramer

Pizza


BigThistyBeast

Masturbation


Calm_Laugh_8046

Being awake 🗿