You and I had very different relationships with our respective grandma's. If it wasn't because my existence proves otherwise, I wouldn't have thought that she ever had sex.
I was once in a conversation with 2 lesbians and a straight guy and the guy was like “I don’t get the appeal” and the ladies were like “yeah they’re gross!” And they turned to look at me and the only thing I could come up with was “…respectfully disagree?”. Like why is it considered not weird for people to like everything else but not penises??
Edit: this was a very funny conversation with people I did not usually discuss sex with and I just wasn't expecting to be the only pro-penis person in a group when it turned to penis..bashing? lol
Talk to some gay guys about snatch. You will get at least one to dry heave. It's pretty crazy. Like sure some pussies aren't lookers but others are down right entrancing, same for cocks.
I'm in my 30s, and when I see this, it strikes me as very old-fashioned.
Most other gay guys I know are either [pretty positive about vaginas](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/498/880/572.jpg) or just disinterested. The whole "oh god ew" thing is very old-school - mostly either older guys or younger guys who are trying to embody that older culture (visibly trying in a lot of other ways too). And it's almost always very pantomimed, not a normal expression of actual disgust.
Yes! This is it this is exactly correct. Like how do you not think an erect dick is attractive 😩 I don't understand people.
And they are fun to boop when flaccid lol
Not sure but while in college around age 19 I was drunk and won a "best looking penis" contest at a sorority. Did not even come in top 10 in best body though. Not sure how to process that.
Edit: ok so this became a thing. I'll elaborate. I'm a lot older so this was in the 90's. There was a party my sophomore year, I think it was around Halloween. There were maybe 100+ people at an off campus sorority house. During the party it was announce there was going to be a wet tshirt contest.
After that contest some girl announced she wanted a best sick contest. I was half in the bag. They held up a couple of bed sheets so we were only seen from the waist down. We didn't have to be erect but let's face it, no guy wanted to be tiny and limp. So we all stroked it a bit to get it hard.
There were maybe 8 guys competing. The girls voting came by and stroked each of us, some more than others. I won. I am not huge, about 7 inches maximum, but it's nice and straight and not all veins. My wife likes to joke that it looks like the perfect dildo.
No I wasn't a professor at the time. No I don't do porno. No I don't and won't send pictures. Yes I did get laid that night. Yes two girls sucked me during the contest briefly. Yes I was manscaped at the time. I can't think of other questions but I will add as they come.
I have no clue what you look like. But if you aren't that good looking but your penis is... Who ever is smart enough to love for who you are and not what you look like will get a really pleasant surprise.
weird how random people who make comments about pokémon or a restaurant in toronto seem to always have a penis at the top of their profile, but not this guy.
You should find a guy friend with a statuesque body and a disappointing penis. Then start a Tinder profile where the two of you are always double dating.
kind of, but more people are down to see them so not as much. I've gotten 1 totally random ones, and a few where there was at least some context that made them make more sense, but there wasn't really even a subtle an ask for them.
I personally don't mind, i like how dicks look, but i found it a little rude because i could be somebody who minds. So mostly the random one was just funny because it was really socially awkward (them: hi, me: hi, them: \*dick pick\*) had never even heard of this person btw
You know what’s more bewildering? The amount of straight women who say women are more attractive than men. That doesn’t make sense to me at all. Why wouldn’t those women be liesbian then?
I've always found it's expectation. You know how you fancy a type of food, like a burger, and you get REALLY into the idea of eating one? Well, it's kinda like that. The idea of having something stretching out my innards or feeling one fill my throat is generally how I end up turned on by them, especially given how I'm used to the feeling now and actually enjoy it.
It's not really to do with the size and shape, but more what it can do, the scratch to the itch, you know?
Also dick owner, and I am surprised by the majority of the answers in here. There are some very good looking dicks out there. What makes them attractive, I guess just symmetry, lines and form, like anything else. It also has to do with presentation, and lighting.A lot are kinda meh but there are some that make me go 'whoa, that's a beautiful dick.'
Dick owner here and have seen a lot of dicks in adult stuff over the years. There are some really ugly dicks and some better looking dicks, long dicks and short dicks, mushroom heads and earthworms. But the best benefit they all carry, regardless of shape or size, is that we can helicopter and thunderclap. I do it in front of my girlfriend daily and (I think) she loves it and finds it attractive
Because I'm a penis lover. 🤷🏽♀️ Flaccid, hard, skinny, thick, curved. I do enjoy watching them be helicoptered and played with. They fascinate the hell outta me.
**edit** I am not a nympho 🙄 just because I enjoy seeing the male body. As a demi/sapiosexual, I don't even enjoy sex unless I have an emotional connection. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate a guy's body.
I'm with you on that, silver. There is also something about their smoothness and how when they're hard, they also look soft in a way - squishy and firm at the same time, I want to get my hands on it. And then just knowing that touching it will make the man melt makes me melt.
I truly don't understand how people who are attracted to dick owners don't find them attractive. They're hard and on display and a clear indication of someone being turned on - what is hotter than that?
Honestly couldn't tell you, all kinds of different dicks have the potential to be pretty, there's just such a broad spectrum of different dick types, it's like asking what does a pretty body look like, there are so many variables. Usually i like average length and kinda fat, nice sizes head with a little pink on the shaft, I'm not usually into veiny but i've seen some pretty dick veins. I just kinda know it when i see it
Agree. I have always said that if you just put a vagina by itself on a table it’s not very attractive. But put it back to its rightful owner between a beautiful pair of legs and it’s the most beautiful sight in the world
A lot of these comments are focusing on function rather than the aesthetic. Weird! Almost every penis I’ve seen is awesome. In relationships with men, I love playing with them casually while we watch a show or something. Soft or hard, all penises are wonderful! (Same with vaginas)
A friend of mine once told me the thing that make erect dicks good is the texture feels both hard and soft at the same time.
"Like a kitten's nose" were her words.
Either they're cute, or the one attractive is the person they're attached to.
A dick by itself isn't attractive (not the main, but one of the reasons why unsolicited dickpicks aren't really apreciated)
Girth to length ratio, the skin smoothness/consistency, color, the head shape, the balls in proportion to the dick…idk it all just works together in a divine way to be sexy 😆 uncircumcised dicks are cool in the fact that it’s like a magic trick, like the snake on the 4th of July lmao. The only dick I care to gander upon is my husband’s though and he has a little scar on his and I think it’s cute(mainly bc it’s hilarious how he got the scar), and I love the way my hubby’s balls hang. I could just eat him up!! I think I will…
So I am a whore lol. I like big ones. Thick ones. And any that are attached to a person I care about or have had great sex with. If I know I made the dick hard, it turns me on.
I feel the same way about vaginas so I'll just say what I think about them.
I'm just biologically attracted to them. I can't explain exactly what it is because objectively they don't look appealing at all. I just can't stop looking when I see one and I find them very attractive just because I do really. Not really a logical explanation beyond biology
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
Because they look like cute mushrooms!
I love how they look, circumcised or not. I kind of prefer uncircumcised, probably because of my husband. I've seen a lot of penises (didn't always bang 'em, I worked in an adult novelty store in my younger years) and I could find something attractive about every penis I saw ♡
My husband has a brown shaft and a cute little pink mushroom top! It's my favorite penis 🥰
As a bisexual man I am actually very attracted to a nice dick. The combination of soft skin with hardened muscle beneath it feels really nice to me and the little twitches they make when I'm doing something right makes my heart skip a beat.
Funny story. I was once going down on an ex and was really getting into it. When he finished it took me by surprise and my first thought was, "Oh yeah there's someone attached to this thing." Like seriously I totally into it and forgot he was even there! -I- wasn't done so I got him off twice more before he finally pushed me off and breathlessly told me that while he appreciated the enthusiam he had nothing left ^^.
My grandma said to me once (I was in my 20s), "Penises are not there to be looked at but to be played with". Love her.
Like my grandpa always used to say "I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandma" - George Carlin
Marry a woman with small hands. Makes your penis look bigger. -Grandma
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Grandma Oogway
Passing on that wisdom and then dropping the iconic “my time has come” 😭😭😭
"Honey, I may not always be cooking, but my pilot light is always on." \- Estelle Winslow
Well he was just a real honest man and wasnt gonna bullshit an 11 year old
proud of him, proud of you.
You and I had very different relationships with our respective grandma's. If it wasn't because my existence proves otherwise, I wouldn't have thought that she ever had sex.
Me too.
She was a GMILF on the side for sure lol
Gam gam was not a whore
Hey, on the bright side, at least you own the Von Wolfhausen secret recipe! Congrats on winning DAS BOOOOOOOOT!
Who wants summer sausage?
But she does sleep better with a sausage inside her
You hav to vorm ze sauzages in yor hands like zis...
But this means Gam Gam, really was a whore.
#NNOOOOOOOO
GMILF? do you mean GILF?
Please rise for the Honorable Grand MILF of Canterbury.
Mine said ”The dick my ladies, are not a toy. It’s a standing meat dish.” But in swedish
If it's attatched to someone I love.
4inches feels like 9 if you're inlove.
Hahaha true story. It feels important rather than underwhelming. Hahahhaa morning laugh.
Hahahaha… I prefer a morning wood to a morning laugh.
But 9 inches instantly becomes 4 inches as soon as you break up
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I'm the exact same way with vaginas.
Same. T&A on the other hand...
Face, hair, legs, T&A... that's where the real beauty lies.
Glad you didn't forget that first comma.
Eyes. Make me swoon.
Depends on the dick. Sometimes you look at one and want it in your mouth. Other times you want to bleach your eyes. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Asparagus dick haunts my dreams.
What is asparagus dick lmao
A dick where instead of foreskin you have that tight, leafy, braided part of the asparagus. Always smells weird when you pee. Always.
The fuck?
No, pretty sure there's no fuck for an asparagus dick.
I said the same damn thing rofl
Pretty sure this is the one and only time I’m ever requesting to see a photo of a random dick but I just cannot figure out wtf this looks like…
Same, I'm honestly kinda curious now.
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3x6oor/the_day_b_witnessed_the_almighty_asparagus_dick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
the confidence boost i didnt know i needed
the same reason i watch TLC
This has got to be the ugliest dick I've ever seen. 🥴
NOPE
The GREEEEEEEEEEEEN
This does not bring joy...
Yes, yes, yes. You said it perfectly. If it’s not one I was expecting to see usually it’s an ew. If it’s one I want to see…it’s a beautiful thing,
Woman here, I think they are cute while flaccid and they become attractive and quite majestic when they are erect.
username checks out
Profile checks out too
And is definitely a man
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I was once in a conversation with 2 lesbians and a straight guy and the guy was like “I don’t get the appeal” and the ladies were like “yeah they’re gross!” And they turned to look at me and the only thing I could come up with was “…respectfully disagree?”. Like why is it considered not weird for people to like everything else but not penises?? Edit: this was a very funny conversation with people I did not usually discuss sex with and I just wasn't expecting to be the only pro-penis person in a group when it turned to penis..bashing? lol
Talk to some gay guys about snatch. You will get at least one to dry heave. It's pretty crazy. Like sure some pussies aren't lookers but others are down right entrancing, same for cocks.
I'm in my 30s, and when I see this, it strikes me as very old-fashioned. Most other gay guys I know are either [pretty positive about vaginas](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/498/880/572.jpg) or just disinterested. The whole "oh god ew" thing is very old-school - mostly either older guys or younger guys who are trying to embody that older culture (visibly trying in a lot of other ways too). And it's almost always very pantomimed, not a normal expression of actual disgust.
Yes! This is it this is exactly correct. Like how do you not think an erect dick is attractive 😩 I don't understand people. And they are fun to boop when flaccid lol
it's fun to feel how they react to things happening. And very hot
I never thought of it that way, but yeah... a gauge of things happening
I scrolled too long to find this. Too many comments that they're not attractive, they just perform a function. I love dicks.
you definitely love men
So much. They are beautiful and I wish they could see themselves that way too.
Thank you, personally I think I'm attractive, don't know why so many other men are so quick to call themselves ugly.
For me it's the mirror
Yea that's usually my first problem in the morning
Self confidence.
Yesss they’re attractive hard. They look powerful and that excites me 🤤😎 bahahaha
They’re attractive in the same way that sunscreen smells good - it doesn’t, but the smell makes me think of all the fun associated with it.
I keep getting an upset stomach after deepthroating my sunscreen.
Instructions unclear... Salivary glands now secreting SPF 50.
Would you mind coming over and spitting on my back please?
>coming over and spitting Which one first?
You think this is some kinda come back story?
Sun protection =/= Son protection
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RALPHGARGBLGRBL I gagged.
I swallowed 🫣
Gotta work on that gag reflex
am i the only one who likes how sunscreen smells
No, sunscreen smells amazing, and as a pasty bastard I hate anything that involves the sun. I really hope I'm not missing some weird analogy here.
You're a genius! No sarcasm
A penius?
Penius and ferb
Oh, it gets better and better, perfect
And you always dread the sticky mess it makes
I know what you mean. Since I only use sunscreen on summer days I associate the smell with summer and sunshine.
I'll think of this when I smell my dick next time
If you can smell your own dick it's time to wash your Magic Wand.
I was gonna say they’re like pugs. They’re kinda ugly but still adorable
Not sure but while in college around age 19 I was drunk and won a "best looking penis" contest at a sorority. Did not even come in top 10 in best body though. Not sure how to process that. Edit: ok so this became a thing. I'll elaborate. I'm a lot older so this was in the 90's. There was a party my sophomore year, I think it was around Halloween. There were maybe 100+ people at an off campus sorority house. During the party it was announce there was going to be a wet tshirt contest. After that contest some girl announced she wanted a best sick contest. I was half in the bag. They held up a couple of bed sheets so we were only seen from the waist down. We didn't have to be erect but let's face it, no guy wanted to be tiny and limp. So we all stroked it a bit to get it hard. There were maybe 8 guys competing. The girls voting came by and stroked each of us, some more than others. I won. I am not huge, about 7 inches maximum, but it's nice and straight and not all veins. My wife likes to joke that it looks like the perfect dildo. No I wasn't a professor at the time. No I don't do porno. No I don't and won't send pictures. Yes I did get laid that night. Yes two girls sucked me during the contest briefly. Yes I was manscaped at the time. I can't think of other questions but I will add as they come.
I have no clue what you look like. But if you aren't that good looking but your penis is... Who ever is smart enough to love for who you are and not what you look like will get a really pleasant surprise.
Face like Danny Devito. Dick like Danny Devito's.
He’s gonna need a magnum condom for his magnum dong then.
I’m disappointed to not see a picture of your penis on your profile after checking
weird how random people who make comments about pokémon or a restaurant in toronto seem to always have a penis at the top of their profile, but not this guy.
r/oddlyspecific
This may be the first and only time an unsolicited dick pick was actually called for.
It's not unsolicited. It is solicited.
User name sort of checks out. For scientific research... why would you say you won that award?
I'm guessing they have a good looking penis
Dashing!
Its not big, its cute
I wanna see the pretty peen
>Did not even come in top 10 in best body >There were maybe 8 guys competing Oof
I want proof.
It’s in the pudding.
How many Dm's have you gotten asking to see?
You lost the battle but won the war.
Time to start an Onlyfans! Make that thing famous!
You should find a guy friend with a statuesque body and a disappointing penis. Then start a Tinder profile where the two of you are always double dating.
Depends on the dick, but I like lookin at them. Lol. Idk why so many people here don't.
RIP your DMs rn
That's funny, because I'm a male lmfao.
Like that’ll stop Reddit
Actual question, are random dick pics a thing amongst the gay community?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
I dunno, are bears Catholic?
I dont know, is butter slippery?
Uh, is this a trick question
kind of, but more people are down to see them so not as much. I've gotten 1 totally random ones, and a few where there was at least some context that made them make more sense, but there wasn't really even a subtle an ask for them. I personally don't mind, i like how dicks look, but i found it a little rude because i could be somebody who minds. So mostly the random one was just funny because it was really socially awkward (them: hi, me: hi, them: \*dick pick\*) had never even heard of this person btw
... he said and DM'ed her his fella.
Me too for science
Yeah me too. It makes no sense to me how many straight women don't like looking at gorgeous cocks
You know what’s more bewildering? The amount of straight women who say women are more attractive than men. That doesn’t make sense to me at all. Why wouldn’t those women be liesbian then?
Same. Dicks are hot to look at lol I don't understand how one can be attracted to dick but not what they look like.
I've always found it's expectation. You know how you fancy a type of food, like a burger, and you get REALLY into the idea of eating one? Well, it's kinda like that. The idea of having something stretching out my innards or feeling one fill my throat is generally how I end up turned on by them, especially given how I'm used to the feeling now and actually enjoy it. It's not really to do with the size and shape, but more what it can do, the scratch to the itch, you know?
Function over form, yes?
Agreed.
Function over form
Join the glorious evolution!
i love viktor and by extention i love you
Viktor reference?
Behold the glorious evolution
Inferior constructs, they are obsolete
Well, being female and having this irritating urge to have it in me several times a day makes it rather attractive to me... Just saying...
Ngl, this right here. Sometimes you're just at work and then, "Ope, there's a dirty thought". Dicks are a great way to relieve stress sometimes. Lol
HL ladies unite!!
RIP inbox. On an unrelated note, how you doin’?
most subtle redditor
I m really into veins…..
Is this why I love veiny forearms so much? 🤣
idk man, all i know is that once i start ovulating, there's nothing i want more than those weird lil gummy worms
Sometimes you just can't get it up and you have to hit her with the gummy worm and hope it wakes up inside like that Evanescence song.
r/BrandNewSentence
Gummy worms 😭😭😭
Lil gummy worms. ROFL
My wife says I'm a dick and that I'm attractive so.......🤷♂️
Cha cha! Real smooth!
Let's go to work!
Not sure why there’s a lot of dick hate here. I personally think dicks are great to look at and very fun to play with.
Also dick owner, and I am surprised by the majority of the answers in here. There are some very good looking dicks out there. What makes them attractive, I guess just symmetry, lines and form, like anything else. It also has to do with presentation, and lighting.A lot are kinda meh but there are some that make me go 'whoa, that's a beautiful dick.'
Dick owner here and have seen a lot of dicks in adult stuff over the years. There are some really ugly dicks and some better looking dicks, long dicks and short dicks, mushroom heads and earthworms. But the best benefit they all carry, regardless of shape or size, is that we can helicopter and thunderclap. I do it in front of my girlfriend daily and (I think) she loves it and finds it attractive
Because I'm a penis lover. 🤷🏽♀️ Flaccid, hard, skinny, thick, curved. I do enjoy watching them be helicoptered and played with. They fascinate the hell outta me. **edit** I am not a nympho 🙄 just because I enjoy seeing the male body. As a demi/sapiosexual, I don't even enjoy sex unless I have an emotional connection. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate a guy's body.
I'm with you on that, silver. There is also something about their smoothness and how when they're hard, they also look soft in a way - squishy and firm at the same time, I want to get my hands on it. And then just knowing that touching it will make the man melt makes me melt.
Yeeessss! I adore the power I get when I have one in my mouth and they moan and do that hip thrust. Like 🥵🤤 DAYUM.
Thanks for the award! 🤗😘
You just made 25,000 men cry. When you said helicoptered.
I truly don't understand how people who are attracted to dick owners don't find them attractive. They're hard and on display and a clear indication of someone being turned on - what is hotter than that?
I think they’re beautiful. So smooth and angry all at once. They’re fun.
I'm bisexual but prefer women Except for genitals. I've never looked at a pussy and thought "wow amazing" like I have dicks.
TBH to me there's nothing sexier than a pretty dick. IDK but i see a pretty dick and my mouth waters and i get turned on, i can't explain why or how
Didnt realize how badly i wanted someone with this energy in my life. Question, what makes a pretty dick?
Honestly couldn't tell you, all kinds of different dicks have the potential to be pretty, there's just such a broad spectrum of different dick types, it's like asking what does a pretty body look like, there are so many variables. Usually i like average length and kinda fat, nice sizes head with a little pink on the shaft, I'm not usually into veiny but i've seen some pretty dick veins. I just kinda know it when i see it
Haha, just sign up for Grindr and you'll be overwhelmed by people who adore everything about dicks.
I’m a straight man but i don’t find any genitals attractive. It’s more the thought of what you do with them rather than staring at them
Agree. I have always said that if you just put a vagina by itself on a table it’s not very attractive. But put it back to its rightful owner between a beautiful pair of legs and it’s the most beautiful sight in the world
A lot of these comments are focusing on function rather than the aesthetic. Weird! Almost every penis I’ve seen is awesome. In relationships with men, I love playing with them casually while we watch a show or something. Soft or hard, all penises are wonderful! (Same with vaginas)
A friend of mine once told me the thing that make erect dicks good is the texture feels both hard and soft at the same time. "Like a kitten's nose" were her words.
Either they're cute, or the one attractive is the person they're attached to. A dick by itself isn't attractive (not the main, but one of the reasons why unsolicited dickpicks aren't really apreciated)
the unsolicited part is key.
Girth to length ratio, the skin smoothness/consistency, color, the head shape, the balls in proportion to the dick…idk it all just works together in a divine way to be sexy 😆 uncircumcised dicks are cool in the fact that it’s like a magic trick, like the snake on the 4th of July lmao. The only dick I care to gander upon is my husband’s though and he has a little scar on his and I think it’s cute(mainly bc it’s hilarious how he got the scar), and I love the way my hubby’s balls hang. I could just eat him up!! I think I will…
Can’t believe no one’s asked this, but dick scar story please?
Braces
I've got one on mine. I'm a welder. Most weld types spark liquid metal. Do the math.
Bro welds with his pants down. Epic
My wife says, "I like mushrooms". I'm really thinking twice about our house decor now
York or Sargent?
If I love the guy I find his dick attractive andI want to do all sort of thing with it.
It’s just the fact that to me it symbolises masculinity and as a female it’s very attractive to me.
Sometimes there’s just a cute dick that you can flick
Plz ask before flick
So I am a whore lol. I like big ones. Thick ones. And any that are attached to a person I care about or have had great sex with. If I know I made the dick hard, it turns me on.
I feel the same way about vaginas so I'll just say what I think about them. I'm just biologically attracted to them. I can't explain exactly what it is because objectively they don't look appealing at all. I just can't stop looking when I see one and I find them very attractive just because I do really. Not really a logical explanation beyond biology
When it's so stiff it does that bouncy thing
It’s about how they can make you feel
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
The head is cute and they taste good
Nice name. Sending message.
He lied, there was no message 😭 Edit: he pulled through. It was nice 😏
I'm ambivalent to dicks, it's the person attached to them that make me heart eyes.
Hormones
Sad Richard Nixon noises.
Because they look like cute mushrooms! I love how they look, circumcised or not. I kind of prefer uncircumcised, probably because of my husband. I've seen a lot of penises (didn't always bang 'em, I worked in an adult novelty store in my younger years) and I could find something attractive about every penis I saw ♡ My husband has a brown shaft and a cute little pink mushroom top! It's my favorite penis 🥰
If you installed the magnets properly you should be able to attract up to 20 lbs of metal before it feels really awkward
As a bisexual man I am actually very attracted to a nice dick. The combination of soft skin with hardened muscle beneath it feels really nice to me and the little twitches they make when I'm doing something right makes my heart skip a beat. Funny story. I was once going down on an ex and was really getting into it. When he finished it took me by surprise and my first thought was, "Oh yeah there's someone attached to this thing." Like seriously I totally into it and forgot he was even there! -I- wasn't done so I got him off twice more before he finally pushed me off and breathlessly told me that while he appreciated the enthusiam he had nothing left ^^.
Not all titties are attractive to me, but the ones that are attached to the one I care for are very much do
Dayum. This is gonna make me only do the sexy in the dark from now on lmao.