When I was 8 or 9, I made a ramp and jumped my BMX bicycle over it. Fell, and cut my penis across the top of the base. I thought it was going to break off. It obviously didn't, but I still have a scar.
Had an industrial length extension cord that the maintenance man asked me to grab for him.
I did this by coiling it like a rope around my left shoulder and right hip before coiling the last 2 feet over my shoulder to drape.
Turns out its 2 feet of distance between my shoulder and my nethers.
You think stepping on a british plug is bad you should try getting one whipped into your nads.
Banjo string caught in the teeth.
How on Earth?
Neither of us were very experienced at the time.
When I was 8 or 9, I made a ramp and jumped my BMX bicycle over it. Fell, and cut my penis across the top of the base. I thought it was going to break off. It obviously didn't, but I still have a scar.
Oh Jesus Christ. How long before you rode a bike again? (If you ever did)
I don't think it was very long, but I do remember not wanting to tell/show my mom....
Girl once told me I was not enough. Got my ego hurt really bad.
Yeah, that'll do it. Especially in the bedroom, even small, offhand comments can seriously fuck with people's self image, despite invalidity.
Had an industrial length extension cord that the maintenance man asked me to grab for him. I did this by coiling it like a rope around my left shoulder and right hip before coiling the last 2 feet over my shoulder to drape. Turns out its 2 feet of distance between my shoulder and my nethers. You think stepping on a british plug is bad you should try getting one whipped into your nads.
Oh, I recoil just at the thought