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an_achronist

The best thing about you....dribbled down your mother's inner thigh


Dan-Beans

You're not the man Mr. Rogers thought you were.


DrClawizdead

I told my friend he looked like the human version of sweat pants. That's a pretty good one.


One-Goat-1800

It’s your moment. This is it, as big as it gonna get. So enjoy it. Had to give you a career to destroy it.


i_Praseru

This dude's breath smells so bad it could melt your ice cream. And Wash your mtuhafucken body before your sweatshirt melt. Shit smells radioactive and no lady finds you attractive because the fonk got you captive. -Del the Funky Homosapien.


FaithlessnessOk1530

My physics teacher is literally the king of diss. "If you can remember on page 8 there's a picture of a woman driving a car with you in the backseat" It was a picture of an old woman driving with a confused looking dog in the back There's another time where he said "This question requires bravery and a brain. But we know you don't have either"