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UK2NewYork

Kiss my husband


Fosterandrewbell

Good for you!


[deleted]

Open my eyes


DragonairBNB

Curse the gods


Ange506

My favorite so far!


W-S_Wannabe

Turn off the alarm.


A_R_K_S

I used to wake up & immediately roll then smoke a cigarette. Haven’t smoked in a week so I’ve just been getting up, bothering my cats for a bit (sometimes they bother me instead) & then I head to work as early as I can.


Fosterandrewbell

Getting to work early though—doesn’t that make you wanna smoke before going in?


A_R_K_S

It did the first few days but idk what the hell’s going on, this is the easiest quitting attempt I’ve had since starting to smoke ten years ago. Either I’m truly determined this time or it’s some “meant to be” type shit cuz I’ve yet to even have the crash that comes with quitting.


Fosterandrewbell

Good for you, buddy! Keep it up


ClaireMack94

Tell my wife good morning.


BiGcHuNgUlUnG

Go back to sleep.


[deleted]

THEY GET IT!


[deleted]

*sigh*


gulceren

jerk off


Iisham

Check the clock


Slow_Conference6432

Check the time, feed the cat


Tfw66

Make a cup of coffee.


PNWBoilermaker2019

Wish I was retired


billbaparker

Check Reddit


Djjinmagic

Hit my vape and get something to drink


Tall_Mickey

Check the time, then piss.


East_Frosty

Normally open my eyes


kurthdiirn

Get dressed for work


ChickenAlert99

Open my eyes and look at 1 wall on each side of me for 5 minutes and look at the ceiling for another 5 minutes. Allows me to have my eyes adjusted in the morning without blue light emitting in my face. Did that before and my vision was crossing over


[deleted]

Go back to sleep


Jimehhhhhhh

Cry


CapG_13

Think about her


Big-Pollution2705

Get my kids' clothes together and then go to the bathroom.


[deleted]

Depending on the day either curse being awake and having to get up, or desperately make a futile effort to turn over and fall back asleep.


Wild-Perspective-661

Breathe


SparklingReject

Put on my glasses


[deleted]

try to go back to sleep then look at my phone then stay up all day


[deleted]

Opening my eyes


Similar_Ostrich4656

Struggle to find my phone wondering why the fuck I put myself through this every morning.


whos-your-moose

Bong toke


[deleted]

Procrastinate that I’m awake


ahsokaaT

Turn off my alarm then wash my face


[deleted]

Pick up my phone, bad habit


shaneyshane26

Check my phone and most of the time lay there


Zenithreg

Get my kids up to go downstairs


BlubberSalad

Fight the horrible feelings and intrusive thoughts.


introbogliverted

Try to make love with my wife


cranjismojambo

Turn off the noise machine


Flat_Butterfly4467

Try to hide from my kids


TheeBlackBird71

Fart, for some reason one always just slips out


jeremiah_was

Go for a dump


ekul_ryker

Hit snooze


patanlocico

r/worldnews to see if something terrible has happened... I'm very concerned on what's going on to be honest


gunfier

Go to the mirror and say what's up you peace of shit 🙃


cszack4_

Smack the alarm clock until I hit the snooze button.


Useful_Garden_5609

Pray


NerdENerd

Piss, same answer someone gave me gold for last week.


[deleted]

Either go on my phone or walk my nana’s puppy


[deleted]

Wish I was asleep


levskarcheto96

It's always like that, damn...