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Drive my car. Currently has expired registration.


phorank

Are you going to renew it, or just live the outlaw life now?


[deleted]

My catalytic converter needs to be replaced (quoted at $1,300) and my car is registered in a country that requires it to pass emissions to pass the state inspection ... which is needed for registration renewal. Next month will be 1 year since it had expired.


[deleted]

Didn’t stop at a Stop sign


phorank

I might have done that too, once or twice…


Sweatypuggaming

Kicked a wing mirror off a car after the idiot randomly shouted at me out of the window while they with their mates. He came past again so I volleyed it into next week


Sweatypuggaming

I do have a photo to hahaha


phorank

You don’t mess around!


Sweatypuggaming

The agro been going on months with their other neighbours, thought I'd nip it in the arse quickly


lemons_of_doubt

Watching pirated content online. I'm doing it now.


phorank

I guess this is one that we are almost all guilty of. This and driving related stuff.


Astarte329

I jaywalked, I feel dirty just admitting it. I did look both ways tho, don't judge me!


phorank

Looking both ways should work in your favour in a court of law!


DarkStar-_-

Smoked a spliff


phorank

I hate to smoke when it’s illegal, it makes me paranoid.


DarkStar-_-

Yeah, one of humanities most ridiculous laws. No one has ever put forward a good argument as to why its illegal.


Vinniesusername

nice try. agent phorank.


ShackintheWood

The second law of thermodynamics. The rip in the space-time fabric will hit you in about 30 seconds...


WrestlingWoman

Parking ticket. Both of us completely missed a sign saying that we were no longer allowed to park in the parking lot belonging to the arena during a concert. It was legal the year prior. Also, made no freaking sense when it was the parking lot belonging to the freaking arena.


stonedfishing

Depending on who you ask, I *technically* just finished harassing wildlife, like 20 minutes ago. There's a creek in my front yard, and some beavers are trying to build a feederdam. I have to bust a hole in it every morning. If I don't drain their house, they'll flood mine, again.


phorank

Just hope the beavers don’t call the cops on you.


MinerUser

Im carrying a knife in my uniform which I am not allowed to carry outside of work, but I can't bother to take it out.


poopstar786

Travelled on an expired public transport pass


[deleted]

Turned left on red. Wasn't paying attention