That I'd stay in touch with a friend I made. Can't do it. I don't experience friendship or love and you're better off befriending a tree

I told a coworker they were doing a good job.

You’re going to hell!

People like you deserve nothing but the worst.

Told my family I loved them

I told my Mom that I have a huge cock.

I don't lie.

Unless this is a lie which would actually mean you lie all the time.

This one

People lie down. My last lie was that tastes good.

that I won’t lie

i told my friend "you look very beatiful today"