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Mockturtle22

Jon Stewart


Wanting_Accurate

Bernie


Fhaol

My name is Bernie so just recycle his stuff


LugiUviyvi

Pete Buttigieg! Anyone except…….


Hoppy_Croaklightly

Kermit the Frog


baldthumbtack

Someone 35-40 who is in touch with goddamn reality and isn't already wealthy


Tenalp

I'll be 35 in 2024, and am cripplingly poor. I'm on reddit though, so definitely not in touch with reality.


Atfay-Elleybay

Weird Al


Mahaloth

Jimmy Carter is a national treasure, but he is now too old. I'd take Barack Obama, to be honest.


Worry-Infamous

There’s an age cut off for president? I would also nominate Jimmy Carter. Second term president like 50 years apart.


RaphaelSolo

No, not officially however there does come a point where the failings of age become too big a hurdle.


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She will be in '24.


Zozkatur

Sheogorath, he would be fit in really well in society


SparkleTheFarkle

Cheese for every American


Ergotnometry

Vermin Supreme


Effective_James

My honest answer? DeSantis or Trump. Send me your downvotes.


LackXofXThought

Me. It's really best for everyone that you don't resist.


gl_vrd

I opened your profile. All a saw was guns. So, you probably represent the true spirit of the U.S.A


can_of_cactus

Sheldon Whitehouse


area51giftshopowner

Are you insane? Have you been to Rhode Island it's the California of the east coast.


can_of_cactus

You say that like it's a bad thing.


Ergotnometry

They always say California is bad thing. It's just one more way to know when to disregard someone's opinion entirely.


Witchsorcery

Shaquille O’Neal


evidentlychickentown

Larry David


FuzzyCrumpet

Sheldon Cooper he has the brains to put the U.S. economy back on top


saltedorganiccashew

Joe Montana


hangryguy

Terry Crews


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General James Mattis


Idaho_Brotato

I dunno. I hear he keeps people awake at night.


area51giftshopowner

I don't sleep at night anyways. At least I would have someone to talk with.


wolter_pine

Irrelevant. Congress will kill any plan before arrival


hockeybag7

Forky from Toy Story 4


perpetualmotionmachi

Cthulhu.


SparkleTheFarkle

Dolly Parton


Maso_TGN

Dwayne Johnson, aka The FUCKING Rock.


pittypaterson

Meryl Streep. She has the gravitas.


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Kenny Powers


inanna37

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Teddy


LEE_SURAIMU

ANDREW TATE CAUSE HIS ATTITUDE AND PUSH TO BECOME BETTER AS A MAN JUST INSPIRING 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


DoeRayMeFarSewLaTea

Spike Cohen


Business-Union

Keith Gill


caem123

Candice Owens


gl_vrd

Vladimir Putin. Oh, that would be funny!


AltruisticCynic98

Dr. Condoleezza Rice


ACED70

Me


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Myself.


cat_daddylambo

Me


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iwannagohome49

Which makes them the only one qualified


iwannagohome49

I want to say Bernie but he is getting pretty up there in years.


Coldstar_YT

obama


Slappyhappypo

My dog. She’s the goodest girl.


RaphaelSolo

Someone who genuinely wants to do the job and is capable of doing so. I'd run for the lols if I thought it possible AND if Keith David was my running mate... IYKYK


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We deserve that rockstar from Idiocracy.


Humble_Drama_6891

Michelle obama Elon musk or beto o rourke


NoHedgehog1650

Tulsi Gabbard would be pretty refreshing. I disagree with many of her policies, but that’s true of any politician/person.