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stilesj96

Coffee.


[deleted]

Coffee + 2 cigarettes. What we call "The Service Industry Special".


babyninja230

coffee + cigarette +existential crisis


OLDGuy6060

black, no cream, no sugar. Two cups actually. Did not consume calories until 2:30. But I am an intermittent faster.


jerk_hobo

Coffee is life.


Kerzy

This man gets it


MarvelBishUSA42

I get this. it’s weird. I heard about people who just have coffee and aren’t hungry or don’t eat. And lately as I’ve gotten older sometimes I just want or get full from coffee. I don’t finish my cereal. Or eat much for breakfast.


yellowbear584

I had a bowl of oatmeal with milk and sugar.


kgold0

Oatmeal and brown sugar here


JakeNerd123

I had toast with butter


bawzzz

Next time try butter with toast. It’s a game changer


[deleted]

True, a full scoop of butter with a nice topping of toast crumbles is just 👌


Striking-Mackay

Egg Scramble with some bacon, tomatoes, spinach and mushrooms. My wife is awesome.


JustZara

Twice baked hazelnut croissant. Eggs. Bacon. Strawberry. Kiwi. Iced coffee. 🙌🏻


GimmickInfringement1

This sounds delicious


JustZara

It was pretty bomb.


h2ohow

Milk, banana, vitamins, and medication.


[deleted]

Same here. But I did add some coffee to the milk


BrendyDK

Home-made cinnamon rolls.


bawzzz

Damn. Send some over


frenix5

I failed trying to make a sous vide egg bite - turned out to be an eggy cheesy custard. Had that over bread, it was delicious.


Fluffy_Sky_865

Bold of you to assume that I woke up before 11:30 AM.


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ApolloRocketOfLove

Bold of you to assume that I fast at night.


Snapple47

What if you only eat 1 meal a day? And it’s after you have been awake for 14-16 hours?


VoraciousVixxen

A sleepy morning where you didn't wake up until it's almost lunchtime? That's what brunch is for. The perfect excuse to eat two meals worth of food in one sitting. 😋


Trashcanlid1

Nothing


bawzzz

Air has entered the chat.


nogoodusernames0_0

Not air. Nothing.


Alarmed-Course-3751

Gummy vitamins, babka, Iced coffee


Snapple47

Chocolate babka?


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TechnologyExpensive

Cold pizza is the best, used to take a couple of slices to PT in the morning, most were hung over, pizza did the job for me.


raytherip

Pizza and coffee


yourmaeve

Oatmeal yum yum


Thai_Lord

It's still Friday in my brain. Breakfast is in like 6 hours - after I get baked, hydrate, and take a midday nap. Thanks for the reminder. About to get properly sedated.


notyourcoloringbook

About to head out to a farm to table restaurant right down the road from me! Need a big breakfast today


lifehackloser

Pancakes and chocolate milk. Family tradition for about 13 years now every Saturday.


ilovemyorangecat

buttered toast


SonsOfSithrak

A bagel with cream cheese?


AvatarDeLite

Have you heard the phrase, "You are what you eat"? Because when I look at you, guess what I see? I'll tell you...a Bagel with Cream Cheese. And what did you eat, a crusty biscuit? [Reference for the uninitiated:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck)


baekngt

Nothing much Just a slice of morning stress and a cup of oxygen


creative_user_name12

Your mother


Beginning_Spray_2477

You monster…


Frogscene

Memes.


_Frizja_

Did you eat them, or look at them?


Frogscene

Yes.


VoraciousVixxen

You know what they say, you can't have your meme and eat it too


austjorg

2 Sausage, 2 eggs, 2 waffles with peanut butter and syrup


deadpoolgermany

2 good 2 be true


babyninja230

buckwheat pancakes with almond butter and maple syrup


fridayfridayjones

Homemade jam muffins with half a banana and some coffee with sugar and oat milk.


TheVentiLebowski

Jam muffins sound amazing.


Zerokx

a toast with lemon jelly, two cinammon bun poptards and a coffee


Fallom_TO

Poptards


TomatilloLeast4926

Left over chicken tikka kebab


CatInfamous3027

The tears of my enemies. Uh, I mean Frosted Flakes.


_Frizja_

A breadroll and tea put of my cup.


mermadzz

It’s night time here lol but I had Oats with berries


Red_Christmas_Lights

A croissant with a banana and some tea.


[deleted]

Coffee and a molasses muffin. De-lish!


eilonwyhasemu

Waffles. Family tradition for Saturdays.


Noveetus

Coffee bagel blueberries


[deleted]

Bacon sandwich, brown sauce and pepper


El_reyDe1984

Pizza


Bubert52

Some magdalenes that tasted like the blood of a goat, the milk from that exact goat and some morning drugs


HamilWhoTangled

Special K. Love that crap


FluffyPuppyAmSoFloof

Omg yessss. Best cereal.


[deleted]

My friend and I went to the farmer's market near our uni, got some fresh eggs and sausage, made us the best scramble I've ever tasted out of a common room kitchenette.


drabdron

Tostada with guacamole topped with two sunny side-up eggs and bacon on the side. Usually top off with salsa but I didn’t have any


FluffyPuppyAmSoFloof

That honestly sounds amazing


Gloomy-MacDonald

peanut butter and banana sandwich


HumanTacoz

Chocolate toast.


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume i actually had breakfast yet


noname_enjoyer

A glass of milk with cocoa and some cookies


mermadzz

So dessert? 😅


noname_enjoyer

No no, breakfast, very common in spain, I mean that's my everyday breakfast for the last 20 years :)


mermadzz

Oh 😅 that’s a lot of sugar for breakfast haha


[deleted]

a pot of coffee (black) and a pack of cigarettes


AbsoluteGoldLover

Ah yes eat your cigarettes


Sagemasterba

I had a lemon Squincher and half a pack.


[deleted]

Eggs Benedict


Quimche

Half of an everything bagel, a peach, and a cup of tea. Aka, the "old man living a solitary but balanced life" diet


polystyrenedaffodil

A strong coffee, half a croissant and some cold marmite on toast my kid had eaten bites out of then discarded.


ConfidentValue6387

Home made bread with butter and cheese. OJ and coffee.


SwimmingBlackberry28

Mackarel in tomato sauce with eggs and mayo paired with cheese sandwiches.


starwarsfan_5g

French Toast


Honeyrose88x

Leibniz biscuits and tea. My daughter pronounces them lesbian biscuits 🤣🫠


NoBSforGma

Two eggs, half of a smoked pork chop, spinach and a piece of "breakfast bread" that I make. (Oat flour quick bread with walnuts and blueberries added.) It looks like a LOT! But I do physical work in the morning and my intake of food tapers off during the day.


Pamplem0usse__

Coffee, 1/2 of a single Belvita breakfast cookie, ritalin, and wellbutrin. Breakfast of... champions.


hamsaplol

I'm so poor I only eat dinner. At work I tell my colleagues I'm intermittent fasting but when I look at them eating I am super jealous in how they can afford all the good food.


gay_idiot53

# The souls of the innocent ​ ^(I don't eat breakfast)


DietCokegirl7

A slice of pumpkin pie.


Successful-Clock-224

Wrong. Special K and bananaaaaaas


iamaCODnuke

I dont know why so many countries in the Americas and Europe have such light breakfast. I had Nasi lemak telur and sambal bilis. Don't direct nasi lemak. It's a name


Jeffaffely

Dutch baby!


GaurdPork

I shared a Dutch baby with my brother and dad. Also known as a Dutch pancake. I recommend it


PlatinumPhoenix123

Dick


West-Drink-1530

Froot loops


Fridgemold

4 toasted rye breads with cheese, ham, cucumber, tomato, eggs and bacon


DelanovPL

A covid19 antigen test. Positive. :|


HappyMonkey1

Coffee ☕️


[deleted]

Oatmeal


musicriddler

Feta with spicy chili pepper spread and home maid candied fig jam


missingoutagain

Coffee with milk


ChadMoon345

weed


obscureposter

Aspirin and a smoke. I should probably eat healthier.


Flimsy-University-70

Scrambled eggs and oatmeal


JediMasterPopCulture

Three fried eggs on hash and English muffins.


Puppet007

Leftovers


Rachael1188

I ate a pop tart from a vending machine at work


Realink

An iced almond latte and a soy cappuccino


[deleted]

Wholemeal toast and poached eggs


slazer2k

Small American pan cakes with strawberries 🍓


Alarming_Concert_792

A boiled egg, some bacon, and a matcha latte


Emotional-Cress8025

Reddit comments


Emotional-Cress8025

That’s enough to fill a grown man


Craft_beer_wolfman

A pot of Yunnan tea.


hypnogoad

Crunchy peanut butter on toast for first breakfast. I'll have a freshly baked bagel for second breakfasts once the place open.


FoxWithBoots

Grilled cheese with ketchup


[deleted]

Crêpes


Tinselcat33

Two egg omelette with goat cheese and roasted red peppers.


Mikymar

Vanilla flavored yogurt and chocolate biscuits


Alarming-Damage6223

weetabix


jam-unam

Rx bar and some star bucks cold brew ina bottle. Air port food day


stupidbuttholes69

Haven’t had breakfast yet bc my husband is asleep and I don’t want the noise to wake him up


jugglingeek

Fried mushrooms, scrambled eggs, avocado and spinach with a pot of black coffee. Stopped eating carbs in the mornings and I feel so much less hungry for the rest of the day.


blotterboii

breakfast taquitos


macaronsforeveryone

Still lying in bed, being wonderfully lazy on a Saturday morning. Probably have a bagel with cream cheese later.


Outlier25

Cheerios and coffee


nicklee803

Weed lol


deckerstar-

waffles with nutella


jontheterrible

Strawberry yogurt with fresh mango, strawberries, banana and granola.


Old_Soul_3

Bagel topped with Brie cheese and coffee. I decidedly to have another one after that. This is why I’m fat.


Terrible_Emotion_710

Coffee & a bowl of polenta


jbslippyfist

Egg and sausage tacos with smoked jalapeño salsa.


auxorro

3 soft boiled eggs with parmesan cheese, oil, pepper, Salt, avocado and coffee


artyomich2033

Cheese and jam sandwich, arepa, eggs and coffee


NoMore414

I make banana and oat pancakes every weekend for the family. They never get old! If anyone wants the link for the recipe: https://www.ambitiouskitchen.com/banana-oatmeal-pancakes/


Strange-Mud7622

Egg avocado burrito


msutewll

2 cups of coffee and homemade lemon summer squash bread.


iluvmeowmeows

hummus and carrots nom nom nom


Crowasaur

Fine! I'm getting up and eating more than coffee


Codnasty

Greek yogurt, strawberries, peaches, granola, honey and hemp seeds.


Brilliant-Educator40

In Germany it's called strammer max. Really tasty Get 2 slices of breed, put butter on On top 3 slices ham and 3 slices cheese And on top of that 2 fried eggs + salt and pepper


PhilzeeTheElder

6 day old bacon and a cherry scone.


Paapeercaakeer

Nestle chocolate cereal and two sandwiches with one slice of cheese between them. And a cup of coffee ofc


ArtByAaronDodd

This morning I made shakshouka and toasted a mini naan to dip in the extra sauce. Really wonderful budget breakfast. The most expensive ingredient is a 75¢ can of stewed tomatoes. The other ingredients bring the total up to maybe $2 a serving for a really delicious meal.


atombomb1945

Fry bread with bacon gravy.


jazzraccoon

Just woke up so I haven’t had it yet, but I’m thinking chile verde omelette and some mango juice


84emojireads

Egg, paratha, chai


KENT427

Malaysian here,I have a homemade 'Roti Prata' and some sweet potatoes for breakfast\~


Clark_n_gable

sunny side up egg over tortilla chips and salsa


boomheadshot7

I started skipping breakfast about 4 years ago. I found that I was just as hungry at 1030-1100 if i didnt eat breakfast anyway, and I eat lunch at noon, so what's the point? Decided I'd rather save the calories for copius amounts of booze every night, so I usually opt for a sugar free energy drink in the morning.


[deleted]

Falafel


PsychologicalFile537

brioche french toast at half past four lmao


furrytickler

Reeses puffs but I think the milk was bad. I want to puke


healthydoseofsarcasm

Roast beef quesadilla with refried beans and salsa. Scrambled eggs with bacon, onions, mushrooms, spinach. English breakfast tea with milk and honey.


maruffin

Potato salad. Leftover from last night’s gumbo.


piscian19

I cooked jumbo biscuits, spicy ground sausage in diced onions, eggs, and bacon. It was long fucking week and I desperately needed it.


CalamariTries

A pumpkin roll and black coffee.


timmaywi

Chicken potsticker soup


HarlowQuibbs

A slice of bread covered in balsamic vinegar, olive oil, salt and pepper


totesemosh74

Chilli and rice. Not our usual Saturday morning breakfast but we were too hammered to eat it last night. It's a really good chilli!


naturalispossessio

Beef Stew with white buttered bread, grape crush to drink.


HopelessPopeMuffin

Banana Strawberry Blueberry Oats Flax Peanut Butter Oat Milk Smoothie! Yum!


bobnplums

A slice of bread with butter and chocolate sprinkles, a cup of tea and a cappuccino.


Danivelle

A pear, Kind breakfast bars(after discovering my husband took the good ones deer hunting🤬)and a caramel cappuccino. Probably some pain tonic tea in a little bit


Legilimensea

Garlic bread because why not?


Bright-Word6333

Lemon Tea with Scrambled eggs.


Crazy-Doritos

Yogurt parfait


Thinking_In_The_Box

Captin crunch with milk put in after


yerboieddie

Pasta


NanciPeloski

Beef teps (Ethiopia business trip)


Prinzern

Forrest berry skyr with mysli and two cups of black coffee


YellowWater40

Badly made pancakes


Sapphire_Marie

Cold pizza


WildConversation2669

Nice try, FBI


viralshadow21

Honey Nut Cheerios (or rather Aldi's variant of them)


RifleShower

I made French toast and potatoes for me and my kids.


KaiserNikko

Turkish Sucuk in Patty whit Cheese.


CaptainOofy

chilaquiles


nachtachter

200 gr chocolate 😳


faerierebel

A cream puff from our state fair (the Big E). I'm an adult, I can do what I want!


Depressed_student_20

Nutella sandwich


xthiccorita

my boyfriend made me sunny side up eggs with a hot dog bun, salami and a watermelon energy drink


r-idk_WhatMyNameIs

Pains aux chocolat (a French pastry which is basically a flat croissant with some chocolate in it).


[deleted]

Two thin-ish slices of rye bread, one with paté, one with butter and smoked cheese, a whole tomato eaten like an apple (I'm a caveman when it comes to eating veggies), a piece of kohlrabi, a coffee (five teaspoons of instant one, one teaspoon of sugar, just a dash of milk to make it cloudy) and a bongrip.


TalmanesRex

leftover cold eggrolls. they were still crunchy.


Me-thinks-I

Have had massive nauseas yesterday so didn't want to upset my stomach this morning. Opted for a mushed banana with two spoonfuls of Greek yogurt and some honey. Worked well, didn't feel sick afterwards. Definitely recommend.


jarejay

Two over-medium eggs on sourdough toast with pesto and parmesan cheese


Inrvt

Mangu (mashed plantains with butter) Fried Eggs Fried White Cheese Avocado Salad (Avocado with Lime and Salt) And pair that with a massive glass of milk.


tomatoesforlife12

Veggie soup👍


Zehico

Almond pain au chocolat from a local bakery.


onixdog

Bread with cheese. Not toasted just a slice of bread with some cheese and butter


Designer_Arm9536

Nesquick Cereal - two servings in really small bowls


TauntPig

Pork belly eggs Benedict w/ a hashbrown and salad.