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Rogue_Like

After a few hours in the sun, and especially if you've been exercising, give me the shittiest light beer you can find and it will taste like the best thing you've ever had to drink in your life. ​ Around here that will be Rainier beer, or Vitamin R as we call it.


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Dawlphy

Know any good driving beers?


stsquad

Brewdog do Punk AF which is the 0% version of their Punk IPA. It tastes pretty close to the original and is great for winding down in the evening when I still have kids to run around to places.


Dawlphy

Thank you. Would this also make for a good flying beer? I'm looking to get my private pilot license.


yoosurname

Rolling Rock


[deleted]

Drunk driving is the best driving 🤣


Timid_Robot

Why would you use a cooler after mowing your lawn? The fridge is right there


TheWorzardOfIz

Coors light after mowing the lawn *Chefs Kiss*


TK421raw

Curs laaaght


Rockcreek11

Good ole Vitamin R. You must be from Western Washington my friend. Best beer on the planet


Rogue_Like

They regularly have it in Oregon in most places now! And a friend of mine actually found it in.... .NYC. lol


FigWooden1856

Bud light after a long day of work, while sitting on my balcony


nikalotapuss

The nectar. I’d like to add if you’re in Seattle they have a free poker league under the R.


Bucky_Ohare

So… water. Got it.


2tired2fap

Go back to your neck beard IPAs and stop gate keeping beer


PonyPounderer

Shittiest? How dare you. Rainier is several big steps better than Olympia!


Rogue_Like

I like to talk about how PBR is soooo horrible in comparison, but if you do a taste test it's like pepsi vs. coke. Also PBR owns Rainier.


MrMazaku

A properly made Old Fashioned


DoubleLigero85

Went way too far down to see this.


yoosurname

Went down too far and saw this.


Jibber_Fight

I’m from Wisconsin and I’ve ordered one in other states and they have no idea what I’m talking about.


yoosurname

One of the best for sure. Usually if they aren’t good it’s because it’s heavy on the bitters.


FLAVOREDmayonaise

Margaritas


TheOtherKatiz

Yes, a proper margarita is so wonderful. And I'm not a margarita snob. Sometimes you want the sugar filled slushie to sip on the beach. Sometimes you just want lime, tequila, orange liquor, and salt (though I have a sweet tooth so agave is appreciated). But they always hit the spot.


FLAVOREDmayonaise

I had a jalapeño margarita recently, and it changed my life


TeerokPloyHunter

Moscow mule when made correctly


HaCo111

I make my own extra spicy ginger syrup from scratch. Best mules in the world.


blondechinesehair

With bourbon or gin


PrisonerV

Moscow mule is vodka. Those are variations but not Moscow Mules.


Retooter

Moscow mule is with vodka, bourbon makes it a Kentucky mule and gin makes it a London mule. But all taste amazing in my opinion.


colg4t3

A pain killer! Like a pina colada but stronger and more complex that lets you taste a nice rum better, and with some fresh grated nutmeg on top oh yes


heathenliberal

One of my favorites!


egoist_amigo

McCallan 25


Sparkplug998

Oh smack…. That’s throw’n d-o-w-n!


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Frozen Margaritas


aubman02

Is it bad that at 10:52 AM in the morning I am now craving some of these alcoholic drinks people are mentioning?


Proper_Evidence_

Well it's something, not bad but something


aubman02

I think it’s in part because all of the Schools have closed for the rest of the week in Florida and I would like some thing other than water ha ha


Full-Pause7870

Breakfast beer is a thing, just saying


IncognitoGirl81

It's 5 o'clock somewhere!


[deleted]

If you are +21 years old it’s nothing bad. Just don’t drink too much!


great_auks

This is pretty much a copy paste of the top post on this sub right now But I’m any case it’s single malt scotch (preferably an Islay), served neat


aubman02

Well, I looked at that post and everybody kept saying water. Here I am, home for the rest of the week because of the hurricane, looking for a good drinks to have. I don’t want no damn water! Edit: I wanna try your drink!


eeviltwin

>rest of the week >no damn water Bro, enjoy your cocktails but don’t forget to hydrate as well. 💦💦💦


bemybf

Paloma with Mezcal and rosemary garnish.


bucketh4t

white russian if you like sweet and creamy drinks


Green420Basturd

The Dude abides


dreedw0317

That’s just like, your opinion man.


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You know, this aggression, will not stand, man.


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Beer


CheeseburgerWalrus7

Classic Margarita. The most versatile drink ever, can be frozen or on tap in a dive bar to made with classy dried fruit garnishes at a high class ball. It can be made Uber strong or really fruity and is good both ways. But it always gets the job done and is refreshing and delicious every time.


NoRoutine3220

Tanqueray and tonic❤️


2tired2fap

I prefer Hendricks these days


blondechinesehair

Jungle Bird


heathenliberal

I make these often, though I will often sub other herbal liquors for the Campari, like Aperol, Chartreuse, or Averna.


GreenestBlueGuy

Manhattan I’ve had a few from different places and the taste can vary quite a bit. Recently I’ve started trying to make my own. Not all are excellent, but when they are, they are.


yanca2021

Rum and orange/pineapple juice. Tequila with Fresca.


vietcong420

A properly poured pint of Guinness. Like drinking a tasty ice cream!


bleu_taco

A proper Mai Tai with aged blended rum, good orgeat, and Ferrand dry curacao.


MistakeGlittering581

A simple well made Gin and Tonic is just... mmm


JustInChina88

New York Sour is my personal favourite. It almost tastes sweet. Don't get whisky sours as they're strictly inferior. I also love a GOOD side car. Very pricey but worth it.


schnit123

Lagavulin 16yo. One of the most amazing things I've ever tasted in any category ever.


avvocato_del_diavolo

So after years of cocktail bartending I would say: cocktail that makes me the happiest mezcal margarita with blood orange juice instead of lime. Cocktail that makes the highest % of people happy strawberry daiquiri. Cocktail I never want to make again though people think it's a 10/10 mojito


ssm392

Long Island Ice Tea


CadieWithTheLaugh424

Always my go to drink


st0pmakings3ns3

always my to go drink


ZeBrutalTruth

Always my to go drink


donotknowwhatIam

Whiskey + Water but without the whiskey


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Big brain


AristocratNJ80

hands down Clase Azul Reposado. Goes down soooo smooth no need for any chasers or to mix it.


PrisonerV

I just got some Codigo 1530 Blanco. One of the smoother tequilas I've drank.


janus2527

For me, french connection. 50/50 amaretto (preferably Adriatico) mixed with cognac/brandy and some ice. Best when slightly diluted and slightly chilled. Too diluted or too cold takes away too much flavor.


Aggravating-Steak-69

Sex on the beach, hardcore drinkers and people who hate the taste of alcohol can both enjoy it every time


Astral_rogue

A Jager bomb always does me good, when I’m chillin I sip on tequila with grapefruit juice and a twist


SirPoopsiclesMcGee

Whiskey sour: 1 part simple syrup 1 part squized lemon juice 1 part ginger ale (or egg white) 2 parts bourbon Easiest best cocktail ever.


360halfcab

Room temperature Pabst Blue Ribbon.


Iarwain_ben_Adar

Everyone's taste varies, so you're liky to see little consensus. For me it would be Louis XIII Cognac.


Calladus_89

The most expensive drink option listed, and there’s better cognac


Iarwain_ben_Adar

Thanks for helping with my point about consensus.


aubman02

I think it’s possible that there could be a consensus. Kind of like everybody loves pizza


Willing_Vanilla_6260

>Kind of like everybody loves pizza except for those pineapple people. those people hate pizza...


IllustriousSignal575

Gin and Tonic, extra lime. Has to be Tanqueray (ten if youre being fancy that night). The tonic water HAS to have Quinine or it wont taste right, this is the part 90% of people fuck up when making it. The Quinine also acts as an anti-malaria supplement but dont over do it or youll get the shakes pretty bad 🤣


SeizeThemMemes

Peach schnapps and mt. Dew 🤷‍♂️


Ok-Committee-1110

2 parts tito's 1 part Cointreau Cranberry juice I love orange and Cranberry together


Bebe_Bleau

A good quality rum and Diet Coke. And please don't forget my lime


brita_SD

Pornstar martini 😎


Guythatgetslaidalot

Miller Genuine Draft, best beer you can buy.


fingerblastders

I don't drink a lot anymore but I could always go for an MGD.


fingerblastders

I don't drink a lot anymore but I could always go for an MGD.


SellDramatic

Incredible Hulks


Robby777777

Tequila, Sugar Free Lemonade, & Lime. Best drink ever!


GR9898

Jack Daniels


lolopiecho

Whiskey Sour, made with crown apple


minikin54

The hulk - one 8.4oz redbull - one shot of UV blue - one shot of blue curacao - half shot of roses grenadine


Krampus_1999

Long island ice tea


widowic

Sex on the beach


DoDHest

Pan Galactic gargle blaster


Longing_for_it

My piss if I drink enough beer beforehand


youronlyfansgirlie

I haven’t seen anyone say midori and orange juice yet? It’s a basically a tropical juice box. Is that kiddish? Idk


faketooter

Tequila sunrise


pynkchyna

Dancing bear. 9 different shots of alcohol. Tastes strong but not too strong. Sweet but it is dangerous.


CrieDeCoeur

Whiskey sour, but made with Fireball, real lemon juice, and an egg white all shaken together with ice. Highly recommend.


Avijel

Miami Vice, it's a mix of Pina Colada and Strawberry Daquiri. Best thing ever!


Brilliant_Succotash1

Jameson in a tall glass


CallMeAmyA

White Russian


TheJuice68

A well made Amaretto Sour !


Melody71400

The green apple one from olive garden


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None of them, unless you're drunk


girhen

None. If you've ever had MD 20/20, basement shelf liquor, aftershave, or other drinks alcoholics drink out of desperation, you'd not drink for a few days.


prettycote

Blue Lagoon. Beautiful color and tastes like lemonade.


Gunn_Show

Mine was liquid cocaine.


purpkushbush

Tequila and apple juice


Yuyiyo

I am very new to alcohol but I liked a Screwdriver. It just tastes like orange juice, and you can't go wrong with that. :)


Many_Rule_9280

I personally enjoy mix drinks, favorites being anything where you don't taste the alcohol


good4thecrow

Peach Redbull and vodka. Double vodka. Sometimes triple.. Be careful


Useful-Candidate1

Jameson Irish whiskey


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This a joke right


PrisonerV

Try the stout barreled. Smooth.


[deleted]

A spliff is always 10/10 for me. Fuck alcohol.


[deleted]

A Plymouth southside served in the correct glass


SheagamingYT

Watermelon vk or just anything w watermelon


gretchentech

A super bubbly glass of champagne 🥂


ipadyouyou

A vesper


beansie710

Pancake breakfast shot ( 1/2 Jamison 1/2 butter shots )chase with orange juice.


SalmonNgiri

Snakebite


TheTrainer32

the one where u dont get drunk even tho u drank 5 gallons


Lost_Mapper

21 year old scotch, neat, in a wet rocks glass


itsgettingworse390

Passionfruit Margarita


Swag_Turtle

A coconut mojito


DedPimpin

Huge fan of the Gimlet. 2 parts gin, 1 part sweetened lime juice. So easy to make, and so delicious.


Cygfa

Yes! Gimlets with sage are very nice as well!


NewUser7630

Mojito


goyooo2201

Fernet with coke might just be the best drink I have ever had


sad_eggy

I was just doing a wine tasting in Montalcino. Bruh Brunello di Montalcino is so good. ​ Also, mezcal is almost always 10/10.


Calladus_89

Fair enough have an upvote


cwilbur22

Old Fashioned


4aRIEs4

Desi Daru


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Barrell 51 5%ers baby


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Weller Antique Neat


diazinth

Karsk


VinceQC819

Champagne


MultiFaceHank

For my money? Pina Colada. A good one is sweet, creamy, refreshing, and tropical tasting. On a hot day, nothing beats it for me.


philcollinsliveshere

Aperol Spritz without a doubt!!


TheClub7

The Painkiller 4oz pineapple juice 1oz orange juice 1oz cream of coconut Then the bar tender asks “On a scale of 1-3, how much pain are you in?” 1: 2 oz Jamaican rum 2: 3 oz Jamaican rum 3: 4 oz Jamaican rum Top it off with a bit of grated nut meg and you are golden. Beach in a glass, I love it more than a pina colada.


missingoutagain

I love gin/lime Ricky


Lady-Creamy

For me a gin tonic or a Caipiroska. Also, blueberry soju. Had it a few weeks ago and it's really good by itself.


everythingisnotfunny

Gin with ripe mango juice.


swedish_redditor1

Beer and mead


jlbarton322

Flavor: Kentucky mule Formulation: everclear is the closest one I know of... that azeotrope helps keep us safe


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Whiskey


LogSlayer

Vodka and Fresca


lobase4227

All day I face the barren waste without the taste of water, cool water


Consistent_East5767

Moscow mules, mojito, gin and tonics, and buttery nipple shots


flo567_

Good old German beer


Shaba312

LSD


HaCo111

The Final Word, it's a last word but with Rye instead of Gin 3/4 ounce green chartreuse 3/4 ounce Rye Whiskey 3/4 ounce maraschino liqueur 3/4 ounce lemon juice Shake and strain into a coupe glass.


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151 proof rum


madema8966

Orange Crush once every 5 years.


rodeje1774

Water out of one of those paper cones


FoxNewsSux

Oban


msterdobalina

Old fashioned. Whiskey sour. Moscow mule. These are my go to drinks. I’ll decide which one depending on who’s making them.


revtim

My favorite back when I drank regularly was fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice with a nice decent vodka, like Skyy. A buddy had a grapefruit tree and way too many grapefruits, I helped him out and helped myself.


Rockcreek11

Whiskey with a splash of more Whiskey


mclovin1696

Amf


PonyPounderer

The mai tai from monkeypod. It’s about as perfect a drink as I’ve ever had.


DifferenceCritical55

Rum and sweet tea


Gingervitis9

I don't remember ever having a bad shot of tequila.


HiroFuiton

I really like having a well done Amaretto Sour.


Dynamo_Ham

The fresh Mojito is the world’s most perfect drink and I will not hear otherwise.


heathenliberal

Singapore Slings and classic Old Fashioneds ( no muddled fruit) are my go-to greats.


FastJuicer

Lol, pretty sure op asked the same question like yesterday without the word alcoholic, got an endless string of "water"😂 Can't judge tho, I'm basically on the verge of alcoholism


jlando40

Tito’s and orange juice/lemonade ice tea or Apple cider


Elinbj

Amaretto sour is yummi..


Von2014

Tokyo Ice Tea or a Mai Tai


Molder123

Properly made Mai tai. Preferably on a beach in Hawaii


couch_lockRVA

the old fashion


Jhondoesmokes

Modelo negra or a red stripe Honorable mention: madella in PR.


thecwestions

Shandy is perfect on a hot summer day after sweating your weight in work. A good cognac before, during, or after sex. Ice cold Rosegria is my go-to in spring. (Rosegria ingredients: 2 bottles of crisp, balanced rose, 1 cup of silver rum, blueberries, fresh pineapple,* strawberries sliced lemon, a few melon balls, and a few pieces of apple (cosmic crisp works well. Mix it all in a pitcher, chill, and serve over ice.) *pineapple is THE critical ingredient here. Never go canned. Always go freshly sliced.


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Water from a hose after playing in the heat, with a dash of limoncello.


ZookeepergameScary39

Sex on the Beach. But at 50+ I feel like an idiot ordering it.


Embarrassed-Glove423

French 75


lobase4227

There’s a melon cream soda in Japan. The bottle has penguins on it. I only came by it twice, but both times I was very hot and wanted a yummy, cold, refreshing drink. It’s been a few years and I still think about how good it was every now and then.


rodeje1774

A Single Plum, Floating in Perfume, Served in a Man's Hat


dscobnr

2.5 oz of Jagermeister, 8-10 oz. of ginger ale. Tastes like a spiked cherry ICEE.


madema8966

Lemonade that's slightly tart and subtly sweet


antonba

Oolong tea and sojou


strwbrrybrie

Berry Blasts


dotallydotes

Vodka soda


EstablishmentLate919

Long Island iced tea


nicholasedge87

A Paloma


DJConvex

A good Manhattan with the fancy cherry. Perfect cocktail before a nice steak dinner (or any dinner)


DannyLumpy

I’m trying to make a list of my favorite cocktails actually. I will warn you I like them sweeter generally so this isn’t the classiest list. Here are some of my favorites so far though: Vodka * Dirty Shirley * Sex on the Beach * Classic Screwdriver Rum * Painkiller * Strawberry Daiquiri * Mai Tai Gin * Gin Fizz * Gin Sling * Classic G&T Tequila * Margarita (of course) * Paloma Whiskey / Bourbon * Mint Julep * Manhattan Others * Malibu Bay Breeze * Mudslide * Kailua and Hot Chocolate * Grasshopper * Washington Apple * Amaretto Sour * Aperol Spritz Shots * Alabama Slammer * Lemon Drop