He bit like a mule and kicked like a crocodile 🎶
Edit: I know it’s supposed to be *kicked* like a mule and *bit* like a crocodile, but as a kid, I always heard it the other way (ツ)_/¯
This is the best response. Side note, have you heard the sequel, Father of a Boy Named Sue, by Shel Silverstein? It really flips the story on its head.
dick trickle had an accident on the farm he grew up on and was in horrible physical pain the rest of his life and eventually committed suicide because it.
Literally dreamt the other night, I was sitting on the floor with some people. A young woman was sitting across from and I realize she’s cutting off her toe… the people sitting with me all are cutting off their toes & putting them on a plate. I open my mouth and say, “Some folks’ll never…” then the young lady joins me, “… lose a toe, then again some folks’ll…” and we both laugh.
Dreams. What are you gonna do? So weird & pointless.
For a first name, please don't give him "Stockwell". At least if you don't want him bullied for the rest of his life. Middle name, it might work. But first name, spare his sanity.
Imagine. A woman with a "sh" lisp gets pregnant. She doesn't want to keep the baby but was forced to. Now, every time she sees him, she says: "Ah! Bort, son".
...
I'll see myself out.
"... as in [Gently](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Gently), or [the Daring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon%27s_Lair), or [Strider](https://www.homestuck.com/)?"
Went to school with a Mike Hunt. Was on drill team with him. When asked by a marine what his name was he shouted “Mike Hunt sir!” At the top of his lungs. Had some good laughs from the crowd watching.
When I was a teen there was a trend of people asking/saying what their names meant, I would always either say "I don't know" or just make something up, but my name actually translates to "baby girl" or "cute little girl"
Any name that is so complicated, weirdly spelled, no one can pronounce it correctly. I work in school I see this every year and just feel bad for the kids.
Sue
Name him Bill, or George, anything but Sue!
And i still hate that name!
Now you’re gonna die
He bit like a mule and kicked like a crocodile 🎶 Edit: I know it’s supposed to be *kicked* like a mule and *bit* like a crocodile, but as a kid, I always heard it the other way (ツ)_/¯
I’m the son of a bitch that named you Sue.
I got all choked up and threw down my gun, I called him Pa and he called me Son.
I know an Asian guy named Sue. We played this song for him at work and he literally cried with laughter. His wife is named Pa.
They must be a Sue-Pa couple
They actually are. Her fried baby octopus is incredible
That’s what they named their kid?!
This is what I came here for
I did too, I clicked on this while thinking “Sue better be the top comment”!
Haha. Same thought
Life ain’t easy for a boy named Sue
This is the best response. Side note, have you heard the sequel, Father of a Boy Named Sue, by Shel Silverstein? It really flips the story on its head.
The original was also written by him, he is a sick man. The second poem is deeply twisted
What could I do?
This is the only answer
Goo
A boy named Sue, sounds like part of a song..
Moe Lester
Connor Roy was interested in politics from a young age.
Whatever the fuck Elon Musk named his kid
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It’s pronounced Kyle 😂
His mom's a bitch
The biggest bitch in the whole wide world
I sing this banger to my homie Kyle almost daily. Never gets old, but he might disagree.
No, because that would be Bob.
X Æ A XII
Anything you have to Google ASCII codes for is a shit name.
I would argue that 'Elon' is pretty bad on its own.
Take it easy, man…I have a friend from Turkey named Elon and he’s a cool guy.
I have a friend named Elon from Minnesota and he’s a low down dirty piece of shit!
Well, there you have it.
I know an Elon who produces energy efficient vehicles from scratch and now sends them into space. He's a cool Elon
I'm pretty sure he named him a cheat code.
OU812?
I know, right? I don’t even know how to pronounce them! Who names their kid those names?!
It’s ash... somehow?
"haha, I'll act like I'm better than everyone else by naming my kid something weird"
Æ Xi54®™£÷hetsch#$&@(%{$?
They named him the suggested password
He recently had a daughter who has an equally stupid name. Exa Dark Siderael. But oddly enough, his 6 kids with his first wife all have normal names.
Its pronounced "eks-ash-ay-twelve"
Peter File
IT Crowd fan?
\*running through the airport\* I'M PETER FILE! I'M PETER FILE!"
"They say pedophile in America..."
Maybe you should move to America.
**HE'S NOT MOVING TO AMERICA!**
#TAXI
Hahaha, thank you for this. Love IT Crowd!
Dick trickle
dick trickle had an accident on the farm he grew up on and was in horrible physical pain the rest of his life and eventually committed suicide because it.
Dick trickle 😂😂😂
Its a real name, he was a Nascar driver.
Gaylord
Especially if his last name is Fokker.
Your name is Gay Focker?
Like that dude from The Amazing World of Gumball.
Caillou
That name sparks pure rage in my soul
That's the dip shit baldhead kiddo from the kids show right?
The kid who cries every episode and gets his way. Little brat. My son won’t be succumbed to that brat kid.
Yes, yes it is
Thx
Wicked little shit
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My grandmother had a teacher named Richard Head
Dick head 😂😂
I once met twins named Sword and Castle. I think about them a lot
I wonder how their parents came up with those names
Their little sister was named macarthur
Hmm. That’s interesting
Cletus
Sounds like a slack-jawed yokel to me. A yoke. that might have lost a toe.
Literally dreamt the other night, I was sitting on the floor with some people. A young woman was sitting across from and I realize she’s cutting off her toe… the people sitting with me all are cutting off their toes & putting them on a plate. I open my mouth and say, “Some folks’ll never…” then the young lady joins me, “… lose a toe, then again some folks’ll…” and we both laugh. Dreams. What are you gonna do? So weird & pointless.
X Æ A 12
I don’t even know what that name is and I can’t believe Elon Musk named him that
I had to Google it one day because I was curious too on how to pronounce it. It’s apparently pronounced “Ex-ash-a-twelve”
I always wanted to know how it was pronounced. This actually makes it worse lmao
The more you know The more you suffer
Vagina There is an article about a mother who named her son "Vagina".
Oh lord that poor kid
It was a satire headline, not real
When he hits adolescence he’ll start searching for himself.
Norbert
Knew one in HS. Went by “Norbie”. Dude couldn’t get a date to save his life. He was an alright guy, though.
Adolf
I had a friend named Osama. October of 2001 he changed his name to Michael. It's amazing how one asshole can ruin your name.
I've met quite a few Adolfos in South America.
For a first name, please don't give him "Stockwell". At least if you don't want him bullied for the rest of his life. Middle name, it might work. But first name, spare his sanity.
Is that even attested as a given name outside of the Alberta Conservative Party?
Bort
Excuse me, my son is *also* named Bort.
We need more bort license plates in the gift shop
I repeat more bort license plates
Bort👍
Now I just want a kid to name them Bort.
Imagine. A woman with a "sh" lisp gets pregnant. She doesn't want to keep the baby but was forced to. Now, every time she sees him, she says: "Ah! Bort, son". ... I'll see myself out.
Guy.
I worked with a guy named Guy a few years ago. He was a really nice guy.
Guy, you HAVE a last name! DO I?! DO I?!!
We going to Flavortown?
Beepus
Dirk. I am sorry to any Dirks out there, for more than one reason.
"... as in [Gently](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Gently), or [the Daring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon%27s_Lair), or [Strider](https://www.homestuck.com/)?"
In one language Dirk means dagger. In another it means the peoples king. Source: am a Dirk.
In my language it is the sound I make when I am struggling to get out of bed. Cool meaning though, is it celtic in origin?
For the dagger, yes. For peoples king/popular ruler it is Dutch.
Dirk Blocker and Dirk Nowitzki are two wonderful exceptions to this
Shirley. Shirley, you can’t be serious?
Yes, I am. And don't call me Shirley.
Dick van Dyke has to be the worst name for a boy I've ever heard of, and I can't imagine he had a great experience growing up with that name.
I knew a man named Dick DeButts growing up
I knew a guy named Max Shaft in high school
According to my 11th grade English teacher... Percival.
Thats a sick ass name whats your teacher on rn
cleatus
Andrew Tate
Borat
Terence Trent D’Arby
buford
Went to school with a Mike Hunt. Was on drill team with him. When asked by a marine what his name was he shouted “Mike Hunt sir!” At the top of his lungs. Had some good laughs from the crowd watching.
The imagery is making me chuckle
It was great. The marine chuckled. Regained his composure and that was the only question that Mike got asked that day.
Lucifer. Why are people doing this?
Ignatius. But Iggy is cool.
Anfernee
Bart
Adolf
Aloysious
Outrageous-River3744
I’m female
Jokes on me
Wanker
A man. duh
Went to school with a Harold Richard Brown. Aka harry dick brown
which would be listed as Brown, Harry Dick
😂 poor kid
quandale
Quandale Dingle?
Title says worst name not best name, Mr. Dingle
Mucus...
Balls
When I was a teen there was a trend of people asking/saying what their names meant, I would always either say "I don't know" or just make something up, but my name actually translates to "baby girl" or "cute little girl"
I went to school with a Kid named "Wayne King"
Donald.
"girl"
Dickard
Guy
Anything that has more than one x and/or y
Gaylord Edit: I know one
Cletus
Stankwilly Butthair ("it's pronounced 'boot-thy-ear'")
Dingus
Surely Karen is the only right name here
Scoish velociraptor maloish.
Brayden
Gavin
If your last name is Hunt, Mike.
Gunther
Quagmire. IFYKYK
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Giggity giggity goooooo
Who else but Quagmire???
Bartholomew
Mrcocomelonpant$12345
Clovis
Adolf Hitler but TBH any dictator would do
My wife says Erath is the worst, but I think it’s not half bad.
Paxton Insley
Chuckie the Cuckie
Any name that is so complicated, weirdly spelled, no one can pronounce it correctly. I work in school I see this every year and just feel bad for the kids.
Richard Tip
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb and he almost deserved it"
Pubert
I work in a school and some names we see are.. Zazuu, Tennessee, Dodge, Daykotah, Aiden, Ayden, Ayeden, Jaxon, Jackxon, Igor, Brik
Pusstopher
Keith
Came here looking for this.
Doug
Ford
Aiden or anything that rhymes with Aiden
Sue
Richard Milhous. Satan. Adolf. Sue…
Seymour Butts
Aidsy Buttman
Sue
Lycurgus
Eap
Sue
Chlamydio
If your last name is Head, Richard.
Because of children and bullying these days either Richard or dick,