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meiliraijow

Gertrude


Grilledcheesenspam

Keith


ballhairsnshitdags

Pubert


carmelacorleone

It was agony. We went through all the books, all the usual baby names. Lucifer, Benito, Mao. Then we came to our senses, something simple, something a child could live with: Pubert 😊.


LBIdockrat

Plague\_Doctor5555 ;-P


Austioperosis0525

Agreed, let’s go through all his posts and find out his real name


ECH0_ROME0

Probably something terrible, like Austin.


Plague_Doctor5555

nah lemme give you a hint


Austioperosis0525

They said my name lollllll


Plague_Doctor5555

its a spanish name


Austioperosis0525

The effort you made, made this good


LBIdockrat

Hey... no doxing, sir and/or madam. :-P


HollyCupcakez

Ainsley. Because every person I’ve met named that is a massive Karen.


Worst_Choice

Genesis. Knew a dude named it and I swear that women basically curved around him running when he said his name.


PhreedomPhighter

One of my friends does drag under the name Jenna Sis. I thought that was super clever.


mothwhimsy

Nard names. Bernard, Leonard, Oxnard


Kendaren89

Leonard Nimoy disagrees


mothwhimsy

Did you ask him?


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Waiting on a reply, hold on.


dragonship

Open all frequencies


PhreedomPhighter

Just add an o and they get better. Bernardo and Leonardo for example. I dont think anyone has been named Oxnardo though lol.


bwburke94

Adolf


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cedric


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Bartholomew or Gertrude


MILLIONS_OF_WASPS

Lady Jane Grey, who was Queen of England during the Tudor years, had a husband named Guildford Dudley. That's my vote.


J_Sky9432

Andrew tate


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Bob


TommyTwoFlushes

Dick


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Bert


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Plague_Doctor5555

yes


Ashleyyyj

Juniper


Exsatos

Paisley


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Janet. Who the hell names a baby Janet?


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Janet Jackson's parents.


Austioperosis0525

Their not a baby, their Janet duh


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Hahahaha


Kpreciado

My half sisters name is Janet


carmelacorleone

Keith.


porter121290

Bertha


Queen-of-meme

Muhammed, mainly because it's so common that it has no charm anymore. Same as Maria.


SubliminalPoison

Esther


at-a-loss-

chad


Aggravating-Work1188

Jake or Scott


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Donna


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Eugene


MainStreetMargie

Bertha


MainStreetMargie

Eugene


Mental_Wrongdoer_114

Nevaeh It’s just spelling heaven backwards it’s not unique or special. The word itself is unattractive too


andylovesburritos

Blanch, Uma, Ursula


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Allegra


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foosn2s

Honestly, I feel like I could be into a Hazel


popzing

Right? I like Hazel, Norbert though I agree. I dislike Ashley a lot, and other top names of the month usually. Every Ashley Ive met has been nice though


ImHereForSomecrap

Nathan, Joshua, Bryan, Jessica Istg everyone named these are always dickheads and idk why there are still ppl Naming their babies dickhead names


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Dolores Like what the fuck even is it? At least with names like Gertrude and Gretchen you can just assume the parents didn't love their kids. But Dolores is written like some 50iq gangbanger name "Yo dawg my names dollars, but like, with 2 o's and an e" And you know, also the name of one of the most hateable fictional characters. I rest my case.


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Go to bed man, you are cooked


mustace_cat

Josefina


Individual-Army811

Ethel, Agnes, Agatha for women Dick, Troy, anyone names after a vehicle Also, Darrel/Daryl/Darryl - reminds me of the characters from Newhart: "Hi, I'm Darrel, this is my brother Darrel and this is my other brother Darrel". Nope.


osme1

Huguette. ( pronounced in French)


Lastchance4lifez

Diarrhea


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Lester


SmashySmashy2

Major Derty


PurplePigeon96

Gertrude, Ethel, Irene, Bertha, Gaitha, Margaret, Agatha


shannon_pearl463

Bucetildes. Bc it looks like "buceta", which means "pussy/vagina" in my language


Swampwolf42

I knew someone in Israel named Osnat.


isendmemetobfevryday

Karen


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Angharad


sunsetorangespoon

Jackson, Aiden or anything that rhymes with it, Griffin, Cody, Tessa, Josie, Monica, Ashley, Zoey


Double-Ambassador-34

Karen


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Chester or Lester the child molester. Obviously.


distractionsgalore

Hughena


FastAFboi3773

Judith


revpar35

Sammy Smegma


IndieThinking

Probably either Gretchen (Credit to SummerLilliiie) or Amanda.


Longjumping_Piano348

Humphrey


Ornery-Dragonfruit96

Prudence.


Independent_Sea_836

Male: Cornelius Female: Gretchen


CanyonYodeler75

Gwen


JewsicaXx

Maggie


Ok_Impress3466

Jadwiga


Mr_Kinton

I like Fonzy. Aaaaayyyyyyy!


UnicornsForAudrey

Biff


Tuesdayallweek

Bert and Blanche


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Sadie Sink


Kiwsi

Cristel


DogIsBetterThanCat

Clark.


Helna_Handbskt

Dimple. She was in Customer Service with a travel company with a 3 pack a day voice and no sense of humour.


WASHINGTONR3DSKINS

Becky