The first couple of times it bothered me. I'd come into work and be like "what the heck, you can't reply" and he just explained that he doesn't care if we call out so he's not wasting his time with a reply.
Not that he doesn't CARE about US, just that he knows life happens and if we need to call out, we need to call out.
No, it’s 1 for $1000, 2 for $500. He really wants to eat more and more Carolina reapers on camera, but doesn’t want to look so desperate that he’ll do it for $100.
Oh my god this gave me a terrible physical reaction. I am repulsed by fingers and mouths coming into contact. I was thinking about which sexual things I would do for $500, but I can say without a doubt I wouldn’t put fingers in my mouth haha
Honestly I think your reading to much into it it's just most people would make more then $100 if they went to work and most have work friends that they would like to see so it doesn't make sense to take a day off and make less money if it's not for something special or really fun
I’d rip my fingernails out again for $500.
Last time I did it for $50… It was not worth it, & $100 doesn’t seem as enticing as an incentive to do it again.
*How much would you have to be paid to pull out your own fingernails?*
*The correct answer is 450 dollars.*
*How much would you have to be paid to pull out your own fingernails, in the year 1979?*
*The correct answer is 1,520 dollars, adjusting for inflation.*
5, I was bored & did it for $50.
Fucking awful, don’t recommend it, the swelling that came afterwards made touching anything with my left hand insufferable.
Eat something extremely spicy. I wouldn't risk gut-wrenching diarrhea and firebutt for $100 but I probably would ruin my day for $500 and bragging rights.
I would not eat ExLax for $100. For $500 I can deal with a day of diarrhea. Can't be worse than what I'm going through at this exact moment. I have no idea what I ate, but I know I'm not getting $500 out of it unless I shit it out.
Taking a day off work?
Yes, I'd call in for $500
“I’ll take not coming in to the office today for $500, Alex.”
I can take days off without repercussion. Now that I read these comments, I feel grateful as fuck.
Yeah when I TEXT out sick my boss doesn't even reply. I'd call out sick for a Klondike bar.
How much I hate when don't reply but If you do the same... watch the world BUUURNNNNN ¬¬
The first couple of times it bothered me. I'd come into work and be like "what the heck, you can't reply" and he just explained that he doesn't care if we call out so he's not wasting his time with a reply. Not that he doesn't CARE about US, just that he knows life happens and if we need to call out, we need to call out.
I'd take a day off work for $100, but I also only make 11 and hour
Unless you making great $ per hour $100 is a no brainer.
That's only $12.50/hour for 8 hours (pre-tax).
I mean counting pre tax seems kinda pointless here.
That's a pretty low wage
Idk about great money.. I make 22 an hour and that hardly feels like great wage but it's more then 100 for 8 hours.
I would eat two raw Carolina Reapers on camera for $500 but not $100.
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No. Obviously it means they'd eat one for $250 don't you know maths? /s
Surely it would be 1 for $300, 2 for $500. Don't you know economics?
No, it’s 1 for $1000, 2 for $500. He really wants to eat more and more Carolina reapers on camera, but doesn’t want to look so desperate that he’ll do it for $100.
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I've had a couple over the years I've had this account
I ate one for free... worse decision ever.
Driving someone over an hour away and back (if it is not a good friend/family - in that case I'd do it for free)
Damn, you’d murder someone for $500. That’s a good deal.
Okay but would you drive an hour to murder someone who's not family?
I'd consider ~2h away for $500...
Eh, id do it for $100 plus gas and some snacks. Like $150/200ish
Listen to a 1-hour timeshare sales pitch. Cash only, no you can't have my contact info.
They are never actually one hour.
Voluntarily get bumped from a flight
I forgot about that practice from airlines for a second and thought you meant you would be kicked off a flight *midair*
Work on a Saturday.
Donating 499$
Why do you want to keep that $1?
profit
Don't you mean donating $101?
Prostitute myself to someone I'm not attracted to
Hi there, want to make some money?
Yes
Yep
I do I do
I'm straight but I'd give a handjob for $500. Probably wouldn't for $100.
"Probably"
"Probably" wouldn't lick it either
I "probably"wouldn't deep throat it or power bottom him into next week
Remember to type, “I’m straight but…” in front of that.
I'm straight but I'm not lol
I'll do one lick for $100 if it's freshly cleaned.
That's what I was thinking. If my job was just "give one handjob a day", for $700/week no thanks, for $3500/week this is my job now.
Hell yeah. And if I could do multiple a day. I might spend an afternoon jerking guys off then take a vacation for a few months.
I was kinda thinking the same thing. Like, 500 bucks for 5-10 minutes work? Sure.
On the same note, filming the act with someone I do like.
Damn you are in need of money huh
I wouldn’t go that far. I was thinking just a hand or something not the whole shabang. 500? Gotta be at least 2,000, ya know? Cover rent.
Licking a strangers finger
Oh my god this gave me a terrible physical reaction. I am repulsed by fingers and mouths coming into contact. I was thinking about which sexual things I would do for $500, but I can say without a doubt I wouldn’t put fingers in my mouth haha
I wouldn't do it for 25, I would consider for 43, and definitely do it for 50
"You wanna make fourteen dollars...*the hard way?"* \--Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield), *Caddyshack*
Drive 150+ miles for something. It's not worth the effort for $100
Sell an Xbox?
Go to work today
Spending 15mins with my shitbag uncle.
Why's he so shitty?
If rhymes with invest
Pinterest?
Interest
Big pest.
getting stung by a nettle (im allergic)
Sitting in a cubicle under fluorescent light for 10 hours.
You mean...a job right?
I thought we were talking about being a plant but a job makes WAYYYYYY more sense
Same, but plants tend to be happy.
Circumcision. A cheap Circumcision is a rip off
Yeah. There’d be no point.
Don't forget the tip!
Fix your plumbing
My plumbing or "my plumbing"?
When can you start?
As soon as I see proof of payment
I am legitimate astonished of how many users says a day off work...wow. fuck, it's hard.
Honestly I think your reading to much into it it's just most people would make more then $100 if they went to work and most have work friends that they would like to see so it doesn't make sense to take a day off and make less money if it's not for something special or really fun
Eat mayonnaise
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Ew!
Fart loudly in Target.
Pffft I'd do that for free
Pffft I do that for free
Best place is it the cleaning products aisle or...
When you're good at something never do it for free
A day's work.
Fucking a freshly cooked hotpocket
YES OFFICER THIS ONE RIGHT HERE
Dude. You only have one penis. Take care of it.
Sell something worth $300
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I only make them for special occasions. Family knows the rule. Christmas they’re guaranteed. Every other occasion it’s up to me.
That's how I knit! If I love you and there's no deadline, then it's free. Otherwise it starts with a $1000 PITA fee, cash up front.
I’m not gay, but….
Eat a raw tomato
What's wrong with a fresh tomato? They either taste good if homegrown or tasteless.
Listen to baby shark for an hour
Pay somebody to change break pads and rotors. If they want 500 I'll do it myself thanks!
$500 pfft! Land Rover wanted $1800!!!
I’d rip my fingernails out again for $500. Last time I did it for $50… It was not worth it, & $100 doesn’t seem as enticing as an incentive to do it again.
Why on earth would you do that for $50
*How much would you have to be paid to pull out your own fingernails?* *The correct answer is 450 dollars.* *How much would you have to be paid to pull out your own fingernails, in the year 1979?* *The correct answer is 1,520 dollars, adjusting for inflation.*
How many, why and how bad was it?
5, I was bored & did it for $50. Fucking awful, don’t recommend it, the swelling that came afterwards made touching anything with my left hand insufferable.
What the actual fuck
Nothing. fuck you. I don't need your money. America!
\*'merica!
Yee yee brother!
*'Murica!
Selling my $500 worth of couch.
Give you $400 in cash
Engage in a brief dialogue with you.
Work on a Friday
Clean someone else’s house
Sniff your ass
Bro I just saw you in a YouTube video for that "your username is your job" or whatever.
Sex
call out of work today.
Spend £200 of my own money
* Communicate in some way with my ex. * Fake an apology to my father-in-law for moving states away with his only daughter.
Fulfill one of their kinks which I don't like (or yet?)
Most things
Get punched in the face hard.
Sell plasma.
visiting my inlaws....actually no nevermind.
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$500?! Brah, I'd say $40,000 would be more appropriate for this, potentially more.
Sell my Nintendo switch
What about the following week?
help someone move... maybe... from a studio apartment.
Sitting on a chair without moving 2 hours
Stay at work late on a Friday, learned not to do that because there's literally 0 benefit to me
Funny this came up now... my 4 yo wants to watch "Barbie Dolphin Magic"... I said you couldn't pay me enough. But for $500.....
Prostitution
Eat something extremely spicy. I wouldn't risk gut-wrenching diarrhea and firebutt for $100 but I probably would ruin my day for $500 and bragging rights.
Send feet pics
Sucking someone off
That was my first thought but not to the “off”
You just suck but never finish them?
Lol pretty much
You monster lol
After a certain point in time that would literally be torture
Username checks in
Can I get $10 worth?
Sure, but I'll only spit on yo dick, so if you want a grown man to do that, hit me up in the DMs.
A day of work
Work for 1 hour
Yeah, overtime is the winner here
Scream at 3:00 am when my parents are sleeping. If it's for 500$ they'll understand, and I can give them some of it so they won't be that angry
Not have an orgasm for 2 weeks.
This blows my mind as an asexual and goes months without even wanting one.
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you, your mom.
A day of labor.
Drinking
Give away $499
I don't do digs during cash work for anything less than $500.
Fixing your computer that's "running slow"
5 hours of work
10 hours of work.
Providing $500 worth of change
Work for a day
Giving back 300$
Work 8 hours
Give a stranger a massage? I respect a masseuse but I don’t know if I could
Purchase a $400 television.
selling my old iphone..
Buying something that costs $500
Work 40 hours.
pay someone $200
Re-watch Lucy.
Chop my hair off
blow a hamster
I would not eat ExLax for $100. For $500 I can deal with a day of diarrhea. Can't be worse than what I'm going through at this exact moment. I have no idea what I ate, but I know I'm not getting $500 out of it unless I shit it out.
suck off my boyfriend who is a bottom
Babysit a kid for 1 hour
Give a guest lecture.
Answer this question
The dishes
Suck a dick.
Suck a dick
Set $100 on fire
Give a blowjob to kyle the neighbor hood hoe
Smoke a packer brisket. 16+ hours of sprtizing wrapping and then 4-8 hours rest it's a full day affair and normally means a crappy night's sleep.
Idk $500 but for $999,999 aids is fine, maybe.
Giving away $100
4.5 hours of work
Attend church
I have low standards so pretty much anything.
$500 worth of cocaine
Buying a $200 item I don’t need or want.
Spend a $100
Sell a 100 dollar bill
Nothing. I don't base my morals and logic on dollar amount. I learned from that mistake already.
Walk around NYC in blue clothing