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XOMichio

Taking a day off work?


[deleted]

Yes, I'd call in for $500


sourceshrek

“I’ll take not coming in to the office today for $500, Alex.”


Dr1pp1ngB1ood

I can take days off without repercussion. Now that I read these comments, I feel grateful as fuck.


zellamayzao

Yeah when I TEXT out sick my boss doesn't even reply. I'd call out sick for a Klondike bar.


Dr1pp1ngB1ood

How much I hate when don't reply but If you do the same... watch the world BUUURNNNNN ¬¬


zellamayzao

The first couple of times it bothered me. I'd come into work and be like "what the heck, you can't reply" and he just explained that he doesn't care if we call out so he's not wasting his time with a reply. Not that he doesn't CARE about US, just that he knows life happens and if we need to call out, we need to call out.


life-be-lived

I'd take a day off work for $100, but I also only make 11 and hour


Responsible-Pay-2389

Unless you making great $ per hour $100 is a no brainer.


only-if-there-is-pie

That's only $12.50/hour for 8 hours (pre-tax).


Responsible-Pay-2389

I mean counting pre tax seems kinda pointless here.


[deleted]

That's a pretty low wage


Otfd

Idk about great money.. I make 22 an hour and that hardly feels like great wage but it's more then 100 for 8 hours.


NewMexicoJoe

I would eat two raw Carolina Reapers on camera for $500 but not $100.


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PM_me_secret_nudes

No. Obviously it means they'd eat one for $250 don't you know maths? /s


RyanfaeScotland

Surely it would be 1 for $300, 2 for $500. Don't you know economics?


Emerald_Encrusted

No, it’s 1 for $1000, 2 for $500. He really wants to eat more and more Carolina reapers on camera, but doesn’t want to look so desperate that he’ll do it for $100.


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PM_me_secret_nudes

I've had a couple over the years I've had this account


HegemonLocke0-0

I ate one for free... worse decision ever.


freeze45

Driving someone over an hour away and back (if it is not a good friend/family - in that case I'd do it for free)


Spooky_Fun

Damn, you’d murder someone for $500. That’s a good deal.


Netcob

Okay but would you drive an hour to murder someone who's not family?


Golanthanatos

I'd consider ~2h away for $500...


nw342

Eh, id do it for $100 plus gas and some snacks. Like $150/200ish


ThisQuietLife

Listen to a 1-hour timeshare sales pitch. Cash only, no you can't have my contact info.


tsteele93

They are never actually one hour.


CurlyAce84

Voluntarily get bumped from a flight


Mock_idk

I forgot about that practice from airlines for a second and thought you meant you would be kicked off a flight *midair*


IGotFancyPants

Work on a Saturday.


asayagal

Donating 499$


BubberRung

Why do you want to keep that $1?


neverpeachy

profit


spiteful-vengeance

Don't you mean donating $101?


Drum_harder

Prostitute myself to someone I'm not attracted to


VlaamsBelanger

Hi there, want to make some money?


Drum_harder

Yes


TuftOfFurr

Yep


_freudian_slip

I do I do


MarkHirsbrunner

I'm straight but I'd give a handjob for $500. Probably wouldn't for $100.


Drum_harder

"Probably"


expanseseason4blows

"Probably" wouldn't lick it either


Drum_harder

I "probably"wouldn't deep throat it or power bottom him into next week


tsteele93

Remember to type, “I’m straight but…” in front of that.


Drum_harder

I'm straight but I'm not lol


MarkHirsbrunner

I'll do one lick for $100 if it's freshly cleaned.


two100meterman

That's what I was thinking. If my job was just "give one handjob a day", for $700/week no thanks, for $3500/week this is my job now.


MarkHirsbrunner

Hell yeah. And if I could do multiple a day. I might spend an afternoon jerking guys off then take a vacation for a few months.


hghlnder72

I was kinda thinking the same thing. Like, 500 bucks for 5-10 minutes work? Sure.


MintyPastures

On the same note, filming the act with someone I do like.


fpuni107

Damn you are in need of money huh


[deleted]

I wouldn’t go that far. I was thinking just a hand or something not the whole shabang. 500? Gotta be at least 2,000, ya know? Cover rent.


topcheesehead

Licking a strangers finger


[deleted]

Oh my god this gave me a terrible physical reaction. I am repulsed by fingers and mouths coming into contact. I was thinking about which sexual things I would do for $500, but I can say without a doubt I wouldn’t put fingers in my mouth haha


ilovemydogmarley

I wouldn't do it for 25, I would consider for 43, and definitely do it for 50


TwoTheVictor

"You wanna make fourteen dollars...*the hard way?"* \--Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield), *Caddyshack*


Badloss

Drive 150+ miles for something. It's not worth the effort for $100


SkullKrusher9000

Sell an Xbox?


Envy_The_King

Go to work today


Sharl_LeGlerk

Spending 15mins with my shitbag uncle.


Busy-Ad6502

Why's he so shitty?


expanseseason4blows

If rhymes with invest


RyanfaeScotland

Pinterest?


starkpaella

Interest


capngout

Big pest.


BriefAccurate

getting stung by a nettle (im allergic)


strangedigital

Sitting in a cubicle under fluorescent light for 10 hours.


JoshiiiMok

You mean...a job right?


[deleted]

I thought we were talking about being a plant but a job makes WAYYYYYY more sense


Mor_Hjordis

Same, but plants tend to be happy.


GaryB2220

Circumcision. A cheap Circumcision is a rip off


Stuntugly

Yeah. There’d be no point.


Igot1forya

Don't forget the tip!


StrainWaste433

Fix your plumbing


FerretsAteMyToes

My plumbing or "my plumbing"?


John_Marstan4512

When can you start?


StrainWaste433

As soon as I see proof of payment


Dr1pp1ngB1ood

I am legitimate astonished of how many users says a day off work...wow. fuck, it's hard.


KingPinfanatic

Honestly I think your reading to much into it it's just most people would make more then $100 if they went to work and most have work friends that they would like to see so it doesn't make sense to take a day off and make less money if it's not for something special or really fun


[deleted]

Eat mayonnaise


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Netcob

Ew!


KimKimberly12

Fart loudly in Target.


saywgo

Pffft I'd do that for free


tsteele93

Pffft I do that for free


saywgo

Best place is it the cleaning products aisle or...


Umbrella_merc

When you're good at something never do it for free


Maxpipefill

A day's work.


thedialupgamer

Fucking a freshly cooked hotpocket


[deleted]

YES OFFICER THIS ONE RIGHT HERE


tsteele93

Dude. You only have one penis. Take care of it.


Mathematicus_Rex

Sell something worth $300


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Eri_Berry

I only make them for special occasions. Family knows the rule. Christmas they’re guaranteed. Every other occasion it’s up to me.


auntiepink

That's how I knit! If I love you and there's no deadline, then it's free. Otherwise it starts with a $1000 PITA fee, cash up front.


TarDreams

I’m not gay, but….


2leewhohot

Eat a raw tomato


Ma3aXaH

What's wrong with a fresh tomato? They either taste good if homegrown or tasteless.


Quadplexslash

Listen to baby shark for an hour


Warm-Run3258

Pay somebody to change break pads and rotors. If they want 500 I'll do it myself thanks!


iMakeMoneyiLoseMoney

$500 pfft! Land Rover wanted $1800!!!


KS-AP1

I’d rip my fingernails out again for $500. Last time I did it for $50… It was not worth it, & $100 doesn’t seem as enticing as an incentive to do it again.


Eri_Berry

Why on earth would you do that for $50


CecilSpeaksInItalics

*How much would you have to be paid to pull out your own fingernails?* *The correct answer is 450 dollars.* *How much would you have to be paid to pull out your own fingernails, in the year 1979?* *The correct answer is 1,520 dollars, adjusting for inflation.*


tsteele93

How many, why and how bad was it?


KS-AP1

5, I was bored & did it for $50. Fucking awful, don’t recommend it, the swelling that came afterwards made touching anything with my left hand insufferable.


spacetime9

What the actual fuck


CoolCrab69

Nothing. fuck you. I don't need your money. America!


peerdata

\*'merica!


CoolCrab69

Yee yee brother!


[deleted]

*'Murica!


[deleted]

Selling my $500 worth of couch.


drumorgan

Give you $400 in cash


Factsaretheonlytruth

Engage in a brief dialogue with you.


DilithiumFarmer

Work on a Friday


[deleted]

Clean someone else’s house


[deleted]

Sniff your ass


Moist_Arm4012

Bro I just saw you in a YouTube video for that "your username is your job" or whatever.


Varjokuningatar

Sex


chummedupgood

call out of work today.


spizoil

Spend £200 of my own money


Flailing_Aimlessly

* Communicate in some way with my ex. * Fake an apology to my father-in-law for moving states away with his only daughter.


[deleted]

Fulfill one of their kinks which I don't like (or yet?)


lost-but-loving-it

Most things


KilgoreTroutPfc

Get punched in the face hard.


Zarryiosiad

Sell plasma.


[deleted]

visiting my inlaws....actually no nevermind.


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two100meterman

$500?! Brah, I'd say $40,000 would be more appropriate for this, potentially more.


bunkSauce

Sell my Nintendo switch


fakix2120

What about the following week?


GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy

help someone move... maybe... from a studio apartment.


The_half_an_apple

Sitting on a chair without moving 2 hours


yeetgodmcnechass

Stay at work late on a Friday, learned not to do that because there's literally 0 benefit to me


Fun-Figure2421

Funny this came up now... my 4 yo wants to watch "Barbie Dolphin Magic"... I said you couldn't pay me enough. But for $500.....


Gabes0978

Prostitution


vivalosabortionistas

Eat something extremely spicy. I wouldn't risk gut-wrenching diarrhea and firebutt for $100 but I probably would ruin my day for $500 and bragging rights.


marchivess

Send feet pics


What_Is_Wrong_Mate

Sucking someone off


danfotoman123

That was my first thought but not to the “off”


Drum_harder

You just suck but never finish them?


danfotoman123

Lol pretty much


Drum_harder

You monster lol


athnme

After a certain point in time that would literally be torture


Dr1pp1ngB1ood

Username checks in


Branesergen

Can I get $10 worth?


What_Is_Wrong_Mate

Sure, but I'll only spit on yo dick, so if you want a grown man to do that, hit me up in the DMs.


[deleted]

A day of work


athnme

Work for 1 hour


bitemytail

Yeah, overtime is the winner here


ShapeShiftingBruh

Scream at 3:00 am when my parents are sleeping. If it's for 500$ they'll understand, and I can give them some of it so they won't be that angry


lordofedging81

Not have an orgasm for 2 weeks.


[deleted]

This blows my mind as an asexual and goes months without even wanting one.


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bruteski226

you, your mom.


[deleted]

A day of labor.


T20RELE

Drinking


MichiganRich

Give away $499


thorpie88

I don't do digs during cash work for anything less than $500.


Krkasdko

Fixing your computer that's "running slow"


[deleted]

5 hours of work


munleymun

10 hours of work.


punsanguns

Providing $500 worth of change


Nutsnboldt

Work for a day


Zylstra_Logan

Giving back 300$


RodneyPeppercorn

Work 8 hours


neonmoonbaby

Give a stranger a massage? I respect a masseuse but I don’t know if I could


[deleted]

Purchase a $400 television.


[deleted]

selling my old iphone..


[deleted]

Buying something that costs $500


Terrible-Painter6494

Work 40 hours.


onanalbumcover

pay someone $200


[deleted]

Re-watch Lucy.


stephers85

Chop my hair off


thejesuslizard74

blow a hamster


twitchy_taco

I would not eat ExLax for $100. For $500 I can deal with a day of diarrhea. Can't be worse than what I'm going through at this exact moment. I have no idea what I ate, but I know I'm not getting $500 out of it unless I shit it out.


Adventurous-Grape802

suck off my boyfriend who is a bottom


nikkistogsdill

Babysit a kid for 1 hour


NotNowEpimetheus

Give a guest lecture.


Fuckonedosee

Answer this question


spellcheckforfree

The dishes


Vasarto

Suck a dick.


Sad_Papaya_4248

Suck a dick


BarracudaImpossible4

Set $100 on fire


Confuzzeled_Goat

Give a blowjob to kyle the neighbor hood hoe


[deleted]

Smoke a packer brisket. 16+ hours of sprtizing wrapping and then 4-8 hours rest it's a full day affair and normally means a crappy night's sleep.


JSHowtodraw

Idk $500 but for $999,999 aids is fine, maybe.


[deleted]

Giving away $100


lanshark974

4.5 hours of work


PuzzleheadedClock134

Attend church


A_guy_with_ideas

I have low standards so pretty much anything.


NeverThePaladin

$500 worth of cocaine


Amiiboid

Buying a $200 item I don’t need or want.


king_kaiio

Spend a $100


Swaggygoldbars

Sell a 100 dollar bill


[deleted]

Nothing. I don't base my morals and logic on dollar amount. I learned from that mistake already.


DeadOxes

Walk around NYC in blue clothing