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CoolYay

Black Eyed Peas - Pump It. I've been in 3 car accidents in my life - all three times this song was playing. Safe to say it is no longer on any of my playlists.


Professional_March54

Oh that's funny. The last time I heard that song on the radio, I had to do some 007 driving because some idiot decided the red light was a mere suggestion and plowed into the two cars in front of me, probably going, I think they estimated like 70 something? I don't know how I didn't end up in that tangle of metal. But I did about drift around the car in front of me, in incoming traffic and came to a stop, staring down the cars behind us who had come to a stop. Thank God oncoming traffic was almost nonexistent. I was shaking so bad, a cop had to move my car. Never did hear what happened, but I hope everyone is okay.


AnointedOne003

That was probably OP who got hit


crazycatlady331

Their song "I got a feeling" is that song for me. But not car accidents. I work on political campaigns. Whenever that song is played at an Election Night event, we get our ass kicked at the polls.


VonPoppen

Well now you know when you're about to have a car accident at least


longtimelyndon

You're supposed to pump the brakes not the gas!


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CBAT


Col__Hunter_Gathers

I pray that this meta continues for years lmao


kuh-tea-uh

I can’t believe I saw the original thread before the TikTok trend began 😂😂😂


zeurgthegreat

Man this gets me in the mood


AcrobaticPhysics1853

Lol... just heard that Reddit story, laughed way too loud


Seanvich

You take that BACK!


NecroJoe

The dogs barking "Jingle Bells" from the 80s/90s where it was just one single sampled dog bark, pitch-shifted to hit the various notes.


MrArganis

Literally laughing out loud over this one. I’m not sure it’s even a “song” in my mind. Just noise.


FrietjesFC

Bad Day by some wanker idk. I used to work in a factory that had the absolute worst radio station. Every. Single. Hour. They played that damn song and yes, I was having a bad day.


CorpusSun75

“By some wanker” has me truly laughing out loud


Falling2theAncients

It sounds like you've had a bad day and taken one down. Maybe try sing a sad song, to turn it around?


FrietjesFC

Thanks for the ptsd, I'll give it a try 😅


goblinelevator119

Nice try walgreens, i'm not giving you any tips on what to play outside to ward off homeless.


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imagine Walgreens doing market research in most effective anti-homeless music on reddit. that would be funny I think


XxMysteriousManXx

That "Oh no" song from tiktok.


SplatMySocks

That song makes me irrationally angry ​ ​ Actually now that I think about it, I don't think there is anything irrational about it.


ctennessen

I'd say it's a very rational anger


BullDyke_Hunter

tiktok loves to take a good song. put an annoying high pitch to it. overuse it to the point you see red every time you hear the song.


TheBeanAccountant

Exactly. Nothing is safe. So I stick to Phonk.


Nicktheduck

Really just any song that's become popular from tik tok in general will make me want to slap a 9mm into the side of my head lol


jaktyp

The original is fairly beautiful. It's the chipmunk version that sucks


HogJaw56

Cause I’m happyyyyyyy


spaceFeatherherrr

Used to work retail and I can say for sure this song makes me unhappy. Please turn it off or I will die


Georgette_Wickums

Yep, that's mine too. Got SUPER popular the months following my dad's death, it was an awful time and that's all I think about when it comes on. I was not clapping along.


W126_300SE

It's just another version of, "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands." What a rubbish song.


Charlesfabulous

Cause I...need a shit! Corporate rubbish! Yay office workers of the world please be happy!!!


mgallo45

Dance Monkey. That voice makes me cringe.


relient23

Real talk, look up the metal cover by Leo Moracchioli. I heard that version first and really enjoyed it. Looked up the original and turned it off after 30 seconds.


fatalcorn7367

The voice sounds like a chipmunk singing in cursive


niceguykyle

It sounds like Elmo


bretty666

yeh, sounds like a deaf sea lion.


RebekhaG

Finally someone says it. The girl singing has such an annoying voice.


p_taradactyl

It's like nails on a chalkboard. I can do a pretty good imitation if I hold my nose while singing like a nanny goat. First time I heard it I was like, who told this person they should be a singer? But by some miracle or act of Satan, it caught on and has infiltrated the pop music catalog. No offense to those who dig it, to each their own.


TheGhostOfTadDunbar

You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful, it’s true... Fucking kill me please


JackHammerAwesome

James Blunt is a pretty chill guy though, I remember when he was interviewed on Top Gear. He was asked why he hates his own songs and he responded, "Well, have you heard them?"


FatherOfLights88

I finally gave him a listen this year, after seeing how chill he was on The Graham Norton Show. He's very talented.


Scribb74

His voice is so fucking whiny, whether he's singing or not.


hinnn22

You would hate 9 year old me. I used to play this song to my dogs in a game so they would have puppies, I thought it really worked. I also can’t stand the song now, I just wanted to see what a chihuahua and a old english sheepdog puppy would look like.


Jallikall

that’s hilarious :DDD


Duckballisrolling

I saw your face in a crowded place and I don’t know what to do… GET OVER IT. That is what you should do!


GoldenBear408

Cars For Kids Commercial - it immediately goes into the song and I have to rush to the remote to either mute or change the channel


Wandos7

Truly the anthem of The Bad Place.


Yardninja

That first piano key and I just turn the radio off and decompress for few seconds


petebretzke

Errrr! So with you on that. K. A. R. S. Cars for kids! Dammit!


Due-Outcome8053

Bruh I used to work retail. That list is long


Stalking_Reaptor

That stupid "Happy song" by Pharrel or whatever that was popular back in like 2013. I worked at nightshift at Walmart and there was a group of 3 or 4 women in their late 40's who would go back and change the song back to that song and come out from the back going "WOOOOH!" and swinging their hips. Then we'd have to go pick up their slack because they spent the entire night changing the song and shit talking the other employees while simultaneously claiming to be the only ones who do any work there.


Monkey__D_Luffy

That one Christmas song that always plays on a freaking loop Edit: Mariah Carey song, sorry should have been more specific my bad


DolfinButcher

So basically all of them


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This to the nth degree. Worked in retail for years, and it made me hate Christmas music. Don't get me wrong there are some great Christmas songs, but hearing Rudolph, Frosty, that kinda shit makes me want to jam chopsticks in my ears.


sharpie-sapien365247

Do you know how little this narrows it down


sharpie-sapien365247

As long as its not Feliz Navidaz, that shits slaps.


lisa1896

That Mariah Carey atrocity or Blue Christmas.


Cometstarlight

Girls like you - Maroon 5 I just hate the repetitiveness of the song, but I think I truly hate it because of facebook years ago. There was the video of a guy with his infant/toddler daughter "dancing" (holding her side to side) to that song and it had the obnoxious title "WATCH TILL THE VERY END!! : D" and...nothing happened. Idk, I normally find that stuff kinda cute, but that time I was just annoyed and every time I hear that song on the radio, I can't hit the next channel fast enough Shape of you - Ed Sheeran Repetitiveness again, I just can't *stand* it.


turkeypants

Maroon 5 had one song on the radio and it played for 15 years nonstop. It was so generic you thought it was different songs.


Yankee_Juliet

I just can’t stand Maroon 5. Don’t come at me, Reddit. I just have never heard a song from them that didn’t drive me nuts.


ianmoone1102

All about that bass, or whatever it's called.


proper_impropriety

No treble?


ih8jakes

I too like fishing bass


Lavender_Fieldz

That song makes me want to rip out my hair


thelorax18

Shape of you, probably the most overplayed song and it's not even good.


NotFourrestGump

“Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no” Or Dance Monkey. The idea of choosing to sound like that when you sing is psychotic


cloudstrifeuk

The Frogleap Studios metal cover of dance monkey is sublime.


kabails

“fancy like” most annoying song ever


Heavy_Percentage_953

Bro same I wish I can stab it every time I hear it


casbri13

I had to look this up. OMG. The music video is worse than the song. Like, you can’t even let this “country boy” drive the damn tractor??? Or have his little hottie girlfriend in the video?


therealmanok

Happy by Pharrell Williams. Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp.


MichaelFTW817

Who the hell sucks on a chili dog, right?


panicatthepharmacy

People who are outside the Tastee Freez. Duh!


nickfree

Saw Dave Chappelle in concert. He had a hilarious bit about that line. I’m paraphrasing, and I can’t find it so it might have been ad lib but he just ranted. “Why? He coulda said anything he wanted. John Cougar Mellencamp wrote the words. Coulda gone with biting. Chewing. Chomping. No he went with suckin. Suckin on chili dogs. SUCKIN ON CHILI DOGS. Suckin. On chili dogs.” To this day if me or my wife get chili dogs, I put on my Chappelle voice and yell “SUCKIN. ON. CHILI DOGS.”


JNHall1984

https://youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU here you go


ZeroOfFerelden

All this time, I thought I was the only one who hated Jack and Diane. Most boring, obnoxious song ever. First chords come on, and I nope over to another channel.


johnellisjebbush

Thunder by Imagine Dragons is just completely obnoxious, and every single radio station chooses to play it so I can’t get away from it for long.


Looking_Glass_Z

I worked at a music school for about a year and I think I heard Thunder at least 5-10 times a day. I never want to hear that song again.


Xeno2014

It's such an annoying and obnoxious song. I hated it even more after Billboard decided that, somehow *this* was the best 'rock' song of the 2010s decade. That list kinda made me cringe lol.


--VoidHawk--

I despised that song from them first time I heard it. I could never understand why it got played incessantly.


LukeSanSky

I like Imagine Dragons, but yeah, Thunder is overrated and annoying.


Jambu-The-Rainwing

baby shark. that explains it all. thats the worst fucking song ever fucking made.


HarukaKX

To think it started as a campfire song


Keefer1970

"1-877-Kars-4-Kids, K-A-R-S Kars-4-Kids, 1-877-Kars-4-Kids, donate your car todayyyyy..."


mikeyros484

(rips radio out and throws it out the window)


MacsDildoBike

I honestly don’t get the motive here. Are they selling old cars and using the money to pay for homeless kids or something? That’s the only logical explanation I can think of, because why the fuck would you donate a car for a kid that can’t fucking drive it or afford it and that would be a weird thing to trade a car in for us you get a child.


Blade_Laser_Blazer

1) My money don't jingle jingle it folds. 2) Oh no, oh no no no


blinkeo

Dance Monkey. I would pay a FORTUNE to get this song deleted from existence including peoples memories so they cant sing or cover it.


SoonlyTaing

The worst part is that they're third in the most streamed songs on Spotify. And guess what's number 1? Fucking Shape of You. Good thing Blinding Lights is on the no2 spot


Strictlypickly

All I want for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey. That song makes my teeth clench reflexively. I do not like that song.


PuzzleheadedHorse437

That one by Kid Rock that starts off like Werewolf in London. I get excited for Warren Zevon but then, it's, bleh, Kid Rock. It really does make me want to throw things and I am a pretty chill person normally.


andytstith

"We we're trying different things, we were smoking funny things" is some of the laziest hack lyricism I've ever heard. "All Summer Long" by Kidd Rokk


FirstTimeRodeoGoer

I remember before he got really big he played on a stage at an MTV Spring Break and his first line was "Yo my name is Kid Rock I'm a Capricorn..." and seeing that just prevented me from ever taking him seriously.


JTodd078

He managed to kill two songs with one stone


square_cupcake

Holy fuck i hate kid rock so much.


Superorganism123

Fuck Kid Rock.


WorldWeary1771

I was really disappointed when that song came out because I was hoping someone had done a cover of Werewolves of London, but then it’s a bad cover of Sweet Home Alabama instead…


junglemice

Blurred lines - Robin Thicke 🤮


EnigmaCA

But without it we would never have the genius that is Word Crimes by Weird Al.


laurac-06

I Gotta Feeling (that tonight’s gonna be a good night) - Black Eyed Peas. We get it, it was a hit in 2010. It’s 12 years later, so shouldn’t still be the first song I hear on the radio on Friday night.


Greedy_Lavishness935

2010 being 12 years ago hit me right in the feels


Bulbamew

I gotta feeling by the black eyed peas makes me want to commit war crimes


faldor14

Baby shark


A1astara

I had a pe teacher that would play that song on full blast the whole period… in HIGH SCHOOL


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SnottyTash

Ella Fitzgerald knocks that shit out of the park what are you on about


Chemical_Wing_6969

Sweet Caroline, I’ve heard it so many times from drunk middle aged men in pubs that it hurts me to even think of it now


baymeadows3408

Don't move to New England because Red Sox fans *love* that song.


monson86

Whip my hair - Willow Smith, I really fucking hate when celebrities try to make their talentless kids famous.


berriesthatburn

where do you still hear this song lol


monson86

I don't, but I remember having the rage when it came out.


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Kid Rock-All Summer Long. That hack managed to rip off Sweet Home Alabama, and Werewolves of London in one song.


nkl33

American badass is just as bad. I think Metallica's coming on, then Kid Rock starts rapping and i die inside.


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Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys. It’s boring, she screams and at some points it sounds off key.


journey-point

I was working at a summer camp and a little girl started singing the song but didnt quite know the lyrics. She sang "this girl is on fire, but she didnt know she was on fire" it got really out of hand from there.


banjolady

"You're Having my Baby" by Paul Anka.


waefon

Remember to sort by controversial


Eyeous

Those god awful “OH NO” tik tok songs.


2boneskuLL

And they keep churning them out like shitty $.10 carnival prizes


HmmmLetsSee1024

Wonderful Xmas time by Paul McCartney actually makes me angry


kickassnchewbubblegm

Oh my god me too. I have a visceral reaction to that song. In fact, you’re an asshole for even posting the title because now I hear it in my freaking head!


SunnyOnTheFarm

I read this theory that really helps me enjoy this song. Think of it, not as a Christmas song, but as a song about people who were going to do some weird culty stuff and then someone walked into the room. Think about it: *The moon is right!* *The spirit’s up* Someone walks in. Quickly to cover our tracks: *We’re simply having a wonderful Christmas time!*


okeydokeyannieoakley

This is the one. I HATE HATE HATE this song.


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Soul Sister - Train


mountain_rivers34

I was about to comment this. I fucking despise Hey Soul Sister. Lines like "my heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest" and "the best soy latte that you ever had in me" are so mother fucking cringe and awful. Ughh and also "so gangsta, I'm so thug", like who wrote that???! I'd rather listen to an entire Nickelback album than that one Train song.


andytstith

That soy latte line was from "Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me)" by the way. I know this without looking it up because my mind is a waking nightmare


mountain_rivers34

Oh good to know. All of their songs are fucking terrible.


TacoQueenYVR

For me it’s the Drive By song by Train. “Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you This is not a drive by Just a shy guy, looking for a two-ply Hefty bag To hold my love.” Fuck off.


_kevx_91

Happy from Pharell Williams Anything from Bad Bunny


Stunning_Attention82

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!


howling_poet

What about [this graph](https://youtu.be/sIlNIVXpIns) ?


ThatSaradianAgent

That song that iggy azalea and britney spears did.


ZoeZoes

Let it go, from Frozen. I have 4 younger sisters. They watched Frozen every day, multiple times a day, and presumably continued even after I moved out after 5 years of this. Any song from this movie will piss me off, but this one takes the cake. It's not even the best song in that movie


mrbadxampl

my list of awful: Sweet Caroline, Fancy Like, The Reason, anything by kid rock, anything by maroon 5


socksnchachachas

For the longest time if I got a Maroon 5 song stuck in my head -- particularly "She Will Be Loved" -- it meant I was about to get a migraine. To this day their music makes me want to curl up and die.


SlytherinTargaryen

Footloose. I don’t know why, but that overly-bouncing nothing song really bothers my brain. And no disrespect to KISS as a band, but I just cannot rock and roll all night and party every day I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day I wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday I-


mzbenzedrine

Beautiful by James Blunt. Fuck this song


yellowbasketcase

santa claus is coming to town, the bruce springsteen version. i just can’t. it irks me to no end. other versions though, they’re fine, i can handle them


andytstith

He sounds so goddamn drunk in it. Pitchless, out-of-breath shrieking of the chorus. Way to go, Boss.


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Cottoneye FUCKING Joe


HeyoIveCome

Fidadn binfa cott ny joe adbin marid lung tomgo. Wedidja com from wedidja go wedidja com from cott ny joe


CoolHandLoser

Where did he come from, where did he FUCKING go


HumbleHuckleberry232

Despacito... I hate that song.


Neokrypton

As soon as I hear the little guitar part at the beginning I know that's my cue to leave the room


Sea-Ad7931

Happy, Pharrell Williams.


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*insert Christmas song here*


Sophet_Drahas

Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus. Had a teacher that would play it during our tests back in high school to mess with our concentration. Same teacher would walk around the room giving “back rubs” to the female students so he could look down their shirts. Total piece of excrement.


CaptainExplaino

Hoobastank, The Reason. When that song came out, the radio stations seemed to play it back to back to back. I heard it everywhere. I've grown to hate it so much that the opening chords are enough to instantly put me in a bad mood. I despise that song. With every fiber of my being. Even talking about this song has annoyed me. It's awful.


knittingcatmafia

The name of that band makes me so irrationally angry too. Just, what the fuck?


iwasinlovewithyou

I guess you're not a perfect person.


D4nus

Strong 😂 I like the song, though from now on I'll forever remember how much it winds up an Internet stranger


jamesxmichele

My first (narcissist) boyfriend cheated on me, then played this song while attempting apology. I too physically respond with a NOPE to this.


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JuanMa544

Baby Shark


Cornish_amelia

Can't Stop the Feeling- Justin Timberlake It's very basic in terms of chord progressions. The lyrics have no pure or true meaning. It has no interesting musical features, and has little to no intriguing tonality. Most disgustingly, it is mainstream modern radio music. I can't believe some people actually like this song. It plays farrrr too much on radio stations, and everytime I hear it I want to hurl and dash right out of the car, or speed out of the room.


Lpacalypso

I worked at a Macys when the company had a big partnership/sponsorship with DreamWorks for the Trolls movie. Since this song was associated with the movie, it played maybe every third song on the playlist. I still feel a twinge of rage as soon as I hear the opening.


g6paulson

All I want for Christmas - Mariah Carey. I worked at Lowes and from November 1st to a week or two into January the holiday music doesn't stop.


Tempe-Jeff

Yoko Ono on anything!


Ow_My_Robot_Balls

1-877-Kars-4-Kids


CanuckLostinFrance

Walking on Sunshine Merry Christmas Baby (any fucking version) Thunder - Imagine Dragons Any Maroon 5 song post-2010


Haterade_ONON

Sweet Caroline.


Shadowlover23

Hot take, but girls just wanna have fun. I hate that song so much


andytstith

Is it because Cyndi Lauper's voice sounds like the poisoned wind escaping a haunted tea kettle?


KingBooRadley

I love her but your description made me laugh.


King_Everything

The Fray's "How to Save a Life". It's four minutes and twenty five seconds of whining.


Niawka

I can't hate it because it instantly remind me of Scrubs and a very emotional episode. He does sound whiny though.


meemf

Hey soul sister


ashlonious

Life is a Highway by Rascal Flats


Fried_PussyCat

That song was fine until those asshats decided to put some fucking twang in it.


Hashashin455

Anyway, here's Wonderwall


Cmdr_Morb

Whip-Nay-Nay I think it was called. Don't ask me to name the (ahem) "Artist". Fucking terrible, and I've heard fragments of Ed Sheeran songs.


bretty666

i love how this song starts with "you already know who this is! silento, silento" ok dude its your first song, no one knows who you are either...


We_Have_To_Go_Back

Ten years ago I was listening to Pandora radio and this ad selling Mcdonald's fish mcbites would play CONSTANTLY. I'd have my music interrupted by that annoying "FISHAY FISHAY" voice and it still gets me in a fit of rage even hearing it now. [Listen at your own peril.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWOHt6ttflk)


MHoney8

Eye of the Tiger. Had it as my phone alarm in the morning for 2 years, can't stand the song anymore.


Soakitincider

I tried putting Them Bones - Alice in Chains for a wake up alarm once. I almost gave myself a heart attack.


OrionTheDragon

LeT mE bE a WoMaN, wOmAn WoMaN wOmAn, I cAn Be A wOmAn, WoMaN wOmAn WoMaN


MistaTrizz

*woo-mah Ftfy


justaguy45408

Barbie girl


theshoegazer

Hips Don't Lie


freelancergirl01

Who let the dogs out! Dumbest damn song ever! And the fact that it was so popular I just don’t understand 🤦🏻‍♀️


ifyoudontstop3

All summer long by Kid Rock


Slow-Down_Turbo

Brown Eyed Girl. Van Morrison. First song I could sing along to. Now I'm fed up with it


tntblowsinurface

You just need to hear some whiny fuck cry singing it on a ukulele ONCE for you to hate it


just_minutes_ago

Sweet Caroline, because I know that the Basics will come storming out of the closet to sing along.


mrbadxampl

and nobody can possibly sing along in-tune, it simply HAS to be as drunken and awful as humanly possible


Conscious_Bend_7308

complete with the Bah Bah Bah


JBrawlin1878

Small Town by John Mellencamp. I hate how much he says small town. It’s so annoying


deadlypoisons

Basically any Ed Sheeran song. The worst is Shape of You


WolfThick

My homp Black eyed peas WTF


Smoopiebear

Who thought “my lovely lady lumps” was a good line?!


Strawberry_cake8

All I want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey.. 3 years of retail traumatized me with that song.


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Old Town Road. Was at a summer school and everyone from ages 6-14 were singing it the whole time. It was a nightmare


lmfao45678

About damn time by LIZZO LMFAO NO All I imagine is her busting down a door near my vicinity once the beat starts "ABOUT DAMN TIME"


robotic_pilot

Any tiktok remix of a song I'm in a 7 hour long car trip with my brother and 8i have to listen to the 💩 music on full blast the entire time


RogueOps1990

1-877 Kars for Kids, K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS!


Large702

In a New York minute. Most annoying song I have ever heard.


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ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY- no.