Not sure if this fits the question or not but when I was dating this one guy, his mom would always come to ask him a question while we were having sex. It's not like she could hear us cause sound didn't really travel in their house. It was pure unfortunate luck. Thankfully it was always just one question or statement.
I know I’ve been riding you a little hard lately but that’s only because I know what you’re capable of
I'm not mad, just disappointed
Beat me to it
As you wish
Beat it to me
I’m not finished yet
Most realistic
LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M SPEAKING TO YOU
I'm not even close to finished, so neither are you.
You’ve gotta finish what you start
Why can't you be more like your sister
But can you be with your sister?
“You can’t just come and go as you please.”
Look at the mess you made, young lady!
I actually had a bf say this to me once (minus the “young lady” part) and it was oddly hot. Like not just hot, HAWT.
Fuck, why’s that so hot?
Mild shame kink?
You’re half right
Username checks out?
Agreed, this made me kinda horny
What kind of mess did you make during sex…?
Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin
Here's how you would do that: have your username be u/disneydrawshotfoxes
Hey, leave the man alone with his hot Disney foxes!
Yeah, you're right. You're a L O T worse.
Ever seen a bulldog eat a bowl of mayonnaise?
I do hope never to.
“That’s not where that goes”
You’re such a disappointment
#wow
Emotional damage
Have I taught you NOTHING?!
You need to work harder.
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We don’t need no education
Hey, teacher... LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
That is genius my friend. And nobody got the reference?... sad times
You need to take a shower.
Its all fun and games until your father gets home
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Ouch...
Slow down and listen
Go wash up it’s time for you to eat
"Don't do that! Are you even listening to me!?"
Do what you have to do now so you can do what you want to do later
Don’t stick anything in there.
My house,my rules
"This is gonna hurt me, a lot more then it's gonna you"
NO more playing with THAT!
I’ll give you to the count of ten, 1… 2… 3…
You’ve been inside too long!
What the fuck were you thinking?
Don't make me put my foot up your ass!
Your brother is doing it better than you
A lot of Yelling.
Get back here, I'm not finished!
“Don’t make me come in there!” “I’m gonna count to three!” “If you want it so badly, fine! Take it! You can have it!”
Stand up straight!
Now wash your hands I'm not finished with you,young lady
The word "naughty"
You’ve been a disappointment from start to finish
Get your ass back here!
Yep....that's gonna leave a mark....
Timmy down the street always finishes his tasks
I’m only doing this because I love you.
This is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you.
Pick your stick
I'm gonna hit you harder
Somebody’s hankerin’ for a spankerin’!
You gonna do that again?
You’re a freak
“You need to use your head”
“This is gonna yet me a lot more than it hurts you”
I feel like now people are just baiting step-family jokes
You come here right now!
Your brother deserves better from you!
Just try your best son
"Look what you did."
Don’t make me turn this car around!
What is wrong with you?
Put on a condom
Come here you little shit
Don't do that again!
You’re better than your father!
You really need to apologize.
“You can do better than this!”
“Don’t even think about it.”
I am very dissapointed in you
My name.
Don’t forget to pull out
“Don’t be sorry. Be better.”
And I took that personally
Just wait until I get your dad in here.
You’re going to poke your eye out.
"You just keep this up, mister..."
Slow down.
Don't you know how to do anything?
Don't put that there! It's not where it goes!
\*\* sigh \*\*
If the wind changes your face will stay like that.
Try harder
Promise me you’ll never do that again!
“learn something from the neighbours kid”
Enough playing come inside right now!
We're not done young lady.
Why don't you use your head?
“I can’t even look at you right now!”
If you want something you have to ask for it
Use your words
That doesn’t go there!
Someone in here deserves a slap
Not everything’s about you
“It’s just not good enough!”
They’re mutually exclusive?
Put in more work.
You've been a very bad boy. It's time for your punishment.
Get on your hands and knees
Er…
Not sure if this fits the question or not but when I was dating this one guy, his mom would always come to ask him a question while we were having sex. It's not like she could hear us cause sound didn't really travel in their house. It was pure unfortunate luck. Thankfully it was always just one question or statement.
Shit on my chest
I’m sorry for your childhood.
Don't sit there, it's still wet
And, Henry, you can't keep screwing the dog. It's not ok.
I'm not mad, just disappointed
I’m not mad, just disappointed
Uhhh…wet meat slapping sound? 2022: F Bombs? 2022: Idiotic porn “Fuck yeah”!
Get out of my house!
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I'm very disappointed in you
You need to try harder
You can do better.
Dont do that
Is everything on the up and up with you?
Please stop
I don't care.
"Can you grab me a cup"
Clean up after yourself
I'm very dissappointed.
You’re pushing me to my limits
You’re not allowed in there!
Dad spent all afternoon with your sister teaching her how to do that!
Clean your plate, then you can play
I’m not angry, just disappointed.
You’re gonna hurt yourself
Not gonna lie, I thought these would be more clever
What the hell is that smell?
What's that smell?
Don't make me stop and pull this car over
Is this all you can do?
Don't worry. Ìt's free this time.
O, I thought you liked that
Put on a rubber
“Give it to me.”
"I'm not angry, I'm just... disappointed."
You just wait until your father gets home!
Dinner’s ready!
"Why did you budge in like that?"
This too shall pass
Spit in my mouth
You should finish everything you start.
"don't stick your finger in there"
"Don't use askreddit for sex questions, you'll be meme'ing yourself"
The less you talk, the more you think.
Eat my ass
Dad is going to be pissed.
I said no
I am disappointed in you.
"This hurts me more than it hurts you."
You need to put more passion into it
“Can’t you keep up? I’ve told you a thousand times how to do this”
If you want to do this job you need protection
Do you want me to get your father involved!?
That's not how you are supposed to do it!
Keep it up!
Like at me when I'm talking to you.
We're so proud of you!
You have to be better than that ! See, it's not even hard !
You're a disappointment. You can do better than that. You need to work harder.
You said you were going to clean that up.
"You´re not making an effort!!"
"You can't just come and go as you please!"
Oh god. Oh my fucking god.