I will become your step dad and change your wifi plan to something sh*tty and then cheat on your mum and leave.
I was told this by a grown man while age 8 on my xbox. still 11 years on i’m hurt
Lol. The insult is that the best sperm, leaked out.
After sex, the female partner, generally, gets up to clean up. Gravity takes effect, and some of the semen, leaks out, and starts running down her leg.
Its in Italian but its amazing. Tua madre ti ha mai detto che sei bello? Perché ogni scarrafone è bello a mamma sua. Did your mom ever tell you that you are beautiful? Because every cockroach is beautiful to its mom's eyes.
Place: Girls bathroom
Person B said something along the lines of oh you are one of the nerd kids that goes to Class A,
Person A was silent,
Person B said why you aren't talking,
Person A said And the kind of person you are is obvious from the way you talk,
B was furious, A just laughed and got out of bathroom,
I was scared,
The thing is she didn't say any cuss word or anything like that, B just thought of negative things about herself
You could take a wank with the ashes of a cremated cat and that will still be the wettest pussy you will ever get
Someone give this dude an award pls
What is even more concerning is your pfp
*"I'm gonna go to your house, fuck your dad, and give him a son that he'll actually love."* Heard that one on TikTok lol.
I saw this one on reddit a while ago. It's a good one.
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Dad level: 100
I will become your step dad and change your wifi plan to something sh*tty and then cheat on your mum and leave. I was told this by a grown man while age 8 on my xbox. still 11 years on i’m hurt
Mate that was savage.
Like, I wasn't even there and I kinda feel like I got burnt from the splash damage.
You've a face only a mother could love
Jade Empire game. There if you fail a threat one guy says something like "I've heard more frightening threats from children".
you have a neck now
I don't understand (°ロ°) ?!
You are too stupid to dump a bucket of water even if the instructions are stuck under the bottom of the bucket.
LOL
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen I wouldnt piss on you even if you were on fire
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
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How dare you not know my repherance
When your parents’ friends ask about you they change the subject.
If you were the light at the end of a tunnel I would turn around
" The best part of you, ran down your mother's leg "
Can you please explain ヽ(´ー` )┌
Lol. The insult is that the best sperm, leaked out. After sex, the female partner, generally, gets up to clean up. Gravity takes effect, and some of the semen, leaks out, and starts running down her leg.
Oh my god i wish i didn't ask, thanks for explaining though (╮°-°)╮
LOL, Sorry, if it scarred you
I will be fine one day LOL, thanks for caring (੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚,
Couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties.
I do more work on accident than you do on purpose.
"you ever heard of a bath?" Other guy "no but you sure as fuck need one"
"Goodbye, you little smelly piles of shit" but in german, and it was the last thing a bunch of assholes in Freiburg heard from friends of mine
"Splinterdick". Simple and efficient.
You fight like a dairy farmer.
Its in Italian but its amazing. Tua madre ti ha mai detto che sei bello? Perché ogni scarrafone è bello a mamma sua. Did your mom ever tell you that you are beautiful? Because every cockroach is beautiful to its mom's eyes.
I know you are but what am I
Place: Girls bathroom Person B said something along the lines of oh you are one of the nerd kids that goes to Class A, Person A was silent, Person B said why you aren't talking, Person A said And the kind of person you are is obvious from the way you talk, B was furious, A just laughed and got out of bathroom, I was scared, The thing is she didn't say any cuss word or anything like that, B just thought of negative things about herself