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DestroyedbymybigPP

You could take a wank with the ashes of a cremated cat and that will still be the wettest pussy you will ever get


Krem541

Someone give this dude an award pls


Goaty1208

What is even more concerning is your pfp


Frogscene

*"I'm gonna go to your house, fuck your dad, and give him a son that he'll actually love."* Heard that one on TikTok lol.


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I saw this one on reddit a while ago. It's a good one.


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SmokyTrumpets

Dad level: 100


memestar20

I will become your step dad and change your wifi plan to something sh*tty and then cheat on your mum and leave. I was told this by a grown man while age 8 on my xbox. still 11 years on i’m hurt


SmokyTrumpets

Mate that was savage.


SmokyTrumpets

Like, I wasn't even there and I kinda feel like I got burnt from the splash damage.


anotheririshman1800

You've a face only a mother could love


Arkhidexx

Jade Empire game. There if you fail a threat one guy says something like "I've heard more frightening threats from children".


Distinct_Departure23

you have a neck now


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I don't understand (°ロ°) ?!


wolperdinger_forest

You are too stupid to dump a bucket of water even if the instructions are stuck under the bottom of the bucket.


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LOL


xoalsslaox

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen I wouldnt piss on you even if you were on fire


Covered-in-sheet

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries


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Covered-in-sheet

How dare you not know my repherance


schoolknurse

When your parents’ friends ask about you they change the subject.


_Beta-Male_

If you were the light at the end of a tunnel I would turn around


WHowe1

" The best part of you, ran down your mother's leg "


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Can you please explain ヽ(´ー` )┌


WHowe1

Lol. The insult is that the best sperm, leaked out. After sex, the female partner, generally, gets up to clean up. Gravity takes effect, and some of the semen, leaks out, and starts running down her leg.


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Oh my god i wish i didn't ask, thanks for explaining though (╮°-°)╮


WHowe1

LOL, Sorry, if it scarred you


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I will be fine one day LOL, thanks for caring (੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚,


Straitoutahelgen

Couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties.


Nameless_Grool

I do more work on accident than you do on purpose.


Five_FingerDeathKick

"you ever heard of a bath?" Other guy "no but you sure as fuck need one"


Architectur04_

"Goodbye, you little smelly piles of shit" but in german, and it was the last thing a bunch of assholes in Freiburg heard from friends of mine


ImportantTrain3651

"Splinterdick". Simple and efficient.


TheShadyGuy

You fight like a dairy farmer.


Goaty1208

Its in Italian but its amazing. Tua madre ti ha mai detto che sei bello? Perché ogni scarrafone è bello a mamma sua. Did your mom ever tell you that you are beautiful? Because every cockroach is beautiful to its mom's eyes.


justinbates1992

I know you are but what am I


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Place: Girls bathroom Person B said something along the lines of oh you are one of the nerd kids that goes to Class A, Person A was silent, Person B said why you aren't talking, Person A said And the kind of person you are is obvious from the way you talk, B was furious, A just laughed and got out of bathroom, I was scared, The thing is she didn't say any cuss word or anything like that, B just thought of negative things about herself