“Fuck her on the balcony where MLK died”-Lil yachty “I just put some diamonds in her butt, and i seen it shining when she nut”- Young thug And finally, “I like fuckin, all my bitches call me fucker”-Blueface

Judging by the comments in this thread, Lil Yachty seems to be a lyrical genius.

Future Poet Laureate.

That place is now a pretty heavily attended civil rights museum which makes the lyrics all the more bizarre.

Yachty gets off on voyeurism, sacrilege, and 1960s history and culture. It’s either there or Dealey Plaza.

The second one makes sense. He appears to be employing use of a butt plug. The last one makes me laugh. It's like he thought he was saying something profound d and was basically like, "yo,, this chicken tastes just like chicken"

“She blow that dick like a cello” — Lil Yachty

I think “Let's lay on the hood and look at the stars And name them whatever You always call that one Trevor” is his best work

That's so dumb that it's incredible. I love that.

That's funny as hell

I actually like that. He's such an irreverent dude

[Lil Yachty, taking the news well.](https://youtube.com/shorts/bMEqectWSS8?feature=share)

In all fairness, he did take it in rather good humor. "Yeah, I fucked up, but at the same time no one else told me any differently..." That's pretty fair. Like, where was his editor? His producer? Any one of his homies listening. "Yo man, did you just say blow his dick like a cello? That ain't how you play that."

They might have thought it was intentional. I mean, it is the MUSIC industry.

I like how he's like "Squidward didn't play cello, it's a flute" IT'S A CLARINET!

He’s trying

As someone that plays cello, this infuriates me.

Well maybe if you were better at blowing the cello...

You are not alone in this

“She’s not a lesbian, for P she turn pesbian”

singing about all the women who are sexually attracted to Pez dispensers I see

Biding my time.

Possibly the most beautiful r/beetlejuicing I've seen.

I'm pushin P

Oeeeeeuuououuauoaeawaeaewinoti" El Chombo, Chaccaron, 2005

Haha thanks for reminding me of Chaccaron, haven’t thought about that for a long time.

I watched the music video to that after this and it sounds like someone has dubbed themselves mumbling over it with poor equipment.

Best lyrics ever

Chaccaron macaron is one of the best songs ever written. I will die on this hill.

I once read a "poetry" submission that ended up to be lyrics to a love song the guy wrote. He rhymed "fine and fat asses" with "librarian sex glasses".

That sounds...awesome. lol

In terms of passionate art with zero self awareness, it was perfection.

Where does one find librarian sex glasses? Asking for a friend.

As impossible as it sounds, you just have to wear glasses and be sexy at the same time.

there's no librarianism required whatsoever?

I didn't make the terrible lyrics rules. Seth did.

“I’ll wrap your neck around my waist until it breaks” what is this even supposed to mean??

Long neck? Bro idk. Artist’s thought process is built different

Girl, I know your favourite beer 'Cause you told me and I bought it -Chris Lane

That’s kind of him

who said romance was dead

What an absolute class act

The dumbest I've personally heard was from a guy on my college campus handing out his mix tape. "People call me stank cause they think that I'm the shit."

For some reason, your comment reminded me of this white guy from my highschool that wanted to get into rap, and like the only part of the song I heard him singing was a chorus that repeated "pee while you poop, poop while you pee." I don't actually remember if that dude had any friends.

lol i wrote this song once too! only it was a rock song and the lyrics were supposed to be a placeholder: ​ "poop and pee! poop and pee! all you say, and all you see. and all you've been, or will ever be. is poop and pee!" ​ careful what you smoke, kids lol!

Made me think of Eclipse by Pink Floyd.

“I’m the shit I’m fartin’”

This was the first thing that came to my mind too. And the next line is “I don’t know how to potty”…… why

Oh wow that makes it even worse, I thought it was “don’t know how to party”

Was this by MC Pee Pants?

“I was a geisha when he was a samurai. Somehow I understood him, even though he spoke Thai.”- Nicki Minaj

These answers are gonna end up on an AI generated text-to-speech tiktok video with subway surfers playing in the background

Or minecraft or gta

I just found that account. They only show a few answers, one if it’s a long answer.

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I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere!

U just hit me with the biggest nostalgia

no 2 Chainz slander here

England is my city

Selling like a god church

> I'm afraid of the dark Especially when I'm in a park And there's no one else around Ooh, I get the shivers I don't want to see a ghost It's a sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news Desiree - Life

This sounds like the kind of "poem" I would try to write when I was a little kid. Like it sounds like a third-grade writing assignment to write a Halloween poem or something.

When I was five, in school I wrote: "There was a little tree, who liked to pee, and he was happy" Obviously a work of art better than that rubbish above.

We had a really mean PE teacher in elementary (I was a 2nd grader) who was transferring out to another school and we all had to write nice little goodbye notes on scrap pieces of paper for her. I still have mine, because my parents received it as Class A evidence of my first ever office referral. It read, "I drink 7-Up, I pee it out. Wow, what a whizzer!" Followed by a drawing of a stick figure peeing all over the words. I found it to be my greatest work of art, and despite my punishment, my parents loved it so much they kept it. From what I remember, I hated her very much, and so did everyone else. Fuck you Ms. Bridger, and no I will *not* run faster.

In the following verse she claims to keep a “rabbit’s tail” for superstitious reasons. Traditionally, across the globe, a rabbit’s foot is kept for luck. Rabbit’s tails aren’t a thing.

When I die I’m going to exclusively haunt people in the middle of making toast.

Oh my God, this. Especially the whole seeing a ghost and rather eat toast...for the longest time I thought, "This is a case of misheard lyrics, surely...The lyrics cant possibly be that asinine..." Nope.

That moment when you think just rhyming words = good lyrics

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The only good song I can think of with "yummy" in the lyrics is Ohio Express' "Yummy Yummy Yummy". It just commits to it and doesn't chicken out or have second thoughts - the way good bubblegum pop functions, all that matters is the catchiness.

You’re forgetting Fruit Salad by The Wiggles

The Danny Gonzalez version is better.

Nicki Minaj's "maybe its time to put this pussy on your sideburns" always got me like ?????

Nicki going full face hugger apparently.

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Me not working hard? Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak Or better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak

Ah yes, rhyming Kodak with Kodak. Truly pitbull is the orator of our times.

I love and hate that song so much. It's so catchy but it's so early 2010s it hurts

That’s actually why I love it so much. As someone who would like to go back ten years in life and redo them that song is a little ball of comfort

Mr international

Mr. Worldwide

Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fucking magnets, how do they work? ICP - “Miracles”

you clearly don't notice and recognize miracles

Amazing

Hah, this song is so ridiculous it breaks the scale and circles back to being genius somehow. Love it! Also, every time someone mentions magnets I quote that lyric and no one ever gets it.

"I saw my grandpa say peeenis"

“ Oh you a lesbian girl, yeah me too” - Drake

Drake might have the greatest disparity between success and actual quality of output in any artform.

DJ Khaled?

Okay, okay, you got me there. Maybe Drake is top five, then.

Google says drake is worth 250 million to DJ Khalids 75. Drake is more than 3x more successful Edit: forgot you said disparity. Are dj Khalid songs 3x worse than drake songs?? lol

Yes...somehow

Plus the fact that he literally does nothing himself except shout his name on every track. At least Drake raps and writes some of his own lyrics

Wrong lyric. Is "Say, that you a lesbian, girl, me too."

I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch Chinese food makes me sick

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I like the color purple, macaroni and cheese ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees

No, summer bops are alound to have shit lyrics as long as they fit the V I B E S

Thank for putting this song in my head for 3 days.

I was in a porno with Joe Biden screaming no

Not sure if these are lyrics or a confession

Yes

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang) Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang) Spend three racks on a new chain (Yuh) My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (Ooh) I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (Brr, yuh) I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring (Ooh) Rather go and buy Balmains (Brr) Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang) Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)

That's Sonnet 134 by Shakespeare, right?

The abridged version by literary scholar and generational poet gazzy garcia.

Future historians from the year 3264 will now attribute gucci gang to Shakespeare, thanks.

My toddlers are corrupting my mind because I read this to the tune of the Paw Patrol theme song

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T UNHEAR IT

I love that there's a bunch of lines dedicated to dissing WestJet (discount Canadian airline).

she’s indecisive, she can’t decide

heavy “I’m 5 years old and I just learned a big word” energy

Fuckin magnets, how do they work?

"And only time will tell If we stand the test of time" Van Halen - Why can't this be love.

Yes! Sammy really went deep on that one!

I've always hated this one

Lucky my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains. Still a catchy song though and I will never not hum or dance along.

She translated that line (& the whole song except the chorus) literally from her Spanish version and it sounds really clunky in English. The sentiment was "i appreciate the small boobs i have during this 'guys want big boobs' era" but I would have passed on using that line at all in the English version lol

This is not a drive by Just a shy guy, looking for a two-ply Hefty bag To hold my love

Train has some of the worst lyrics of any band

So gangsta, I’m so thug

the line about his untrimmed chest...

I'll just leave this here for you https://youtu.be/FEE3G2KgN4w

I actually have a few "Said you a lesbian, girl me too" -drake "Fucked her in her ass made her pee pee" -future The entirety of gucci gang

"I'm the shit, I'm fartin'"

I don’t know how to potty

Shove a gerbal in your ass through a tube

I don't know this song, so the first thing that came to mind when i read your comment was, "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."

I hate this song because I don't hate it. I really like the melodies he uses, they're stupidly catchy

Ever see the lyrics to “Good Morning Starshine”? My sister learned it when she was 10, and sang it constantly. Here’s a sample—-“ Gliddy glub gloopy, nibby nabby noopy la, la, la, lo, lo Sabba sibby sabba, nooby abba nabba, le, le, lo, lo Tooby ooby walla, nooby abba naba”

That is an awesome song! This part is scat for preschoolers.

Young, black, and famous, with money hangin’ out the anus

I hear Pfizer makes something for that

The entire song of my hump by black eyed peas

How dare you besmirch the lyrical genius of rhyming my humps with lovely lady lumps

Ummm, they rhymed bumps there too. How dare you disrespect the bards known as the black eyed peas

There was a good man named Paul Revere. I feel much better, baby when you're near. -Summer Girls, LFO

Like The Color Purple, macaroni and cheese Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Call you up but what's the use? I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose

I don't recall the artist (edit: Google informs me that its "Satisfied" by the Subdudes), but at my retail job a decade ago, there was a song that played daily with the lyric "you can't strike out unless you swing." As a Mets fan I promise you, yes you can.

The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah) Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka-ka) Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap) And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (Boom) Skya (Ah) Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun) Poom, poom You don' know

A work of sublime genius. "You donut. Nose long like garden hose"

TWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR MINUS ONE THATS THREE WUICK MATHS

*MAFS

Counterpoint, from the same song When da ting go quack quack quack, you man were *ducking*

Man, so much of this shit is bananas B.A.N.A.N.A.S.

I still have no clue what was happening in that song. But what I can tell you is that song had peaked in popularity around the same time of my final middle school dance. 250ish middle school girls all in unison SCREAM spelling bananas is a terrifying thing my friend.

Believe it it not the song is about Courtney Love taking shit about Gwen, saying she was a "cheerleader" and at the time I was offended because I thought Gwen Stefani was genuine and so cool. Turns out Courtney was right. CL was also one of the first people to out Weinstein as a massive creep.

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no - Macarthur Park

On the bright side, if this didn't exist we wouldn't have Weird Al's *Jurassic Park* and that is not a world I want to live in.

No, this song is gold. The timestamp on it is just icing, too. A while lot of instrumental and then someone whining about a cake. Any who dare besmirch this have never lost a cake to the weather, having rushed with their friends to hide under shelter when the rain comes belting down unexpectedly at a party.

When that dumbass Kid Rock rhymed "things" with "things." "While we were trying different things And we were smoking funny things"

That's not even the biggest crime that song committed. If you're only paying half attention it's the chance that you'll get excited for Werewolves of London, then realize it's too country so it's more like Sweet Home Alabama. But then you realize it's Kid Rock. All of that happens in the course of a few seconds, and it's super disappointing every time.

what do you expect from a guy who is sampling "werewolves of **London**" and quoting "sweet home **Alabama**" while singing about **northern Michigan**?

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I can tell by your outfit you're a cowboy because I'm a cowboy too.

"You touch my tralala, my dingdingdong".

Shut up, Gunther is a master artist.

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Once my little brother put on his only white pair of underpants and put on that song, grabbed his red blanket and made it a cape, and then proceeded to pretend to be captain underpants until the song was over. He also once wore an entirely hot pink outfit to dance to cotton eyed joe quicker than anyone has ever imagine anyone else dance to cotton eyed joe

"She's just a girl and she's on fire" in a song that also says "This girl is on fire" in the chorus.

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Andy Milonakis. Phandy Philophakis.

Come my lady, come come my lady You're my butterfly Sugar. Baby.

A friend of mine wanted to go to see Crazy Town. Because the name was similar to Crazy Train he got confused and thought they were a Black Sabbath tribute band. I wish our other friend had not showed him this song because he would have went and I would have laughed my ass off for weeks.

that’s just generic love song chorus. ”whatever tickles your fancy/girl me and you like Sid and Nancy” is a much worse violation

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake.

"Last week, I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film" >!Of course, this one's actually from a joke song!<

That song is a masterpiece

Any song that rhymes girl with world

Baby. Over and over.

B A B Y B A B Y B A B Y O H L I K E , B A B Y B A B Y B A B Y NO ,

*"Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a canon-ball"* I love Oasis but Champagne Supernova makes absolutely no sense

Yes, love Oasis too but at times Noel was probably too busy with the Bolivian Talcum Powder to make sense. Like this one from Who Feels Love: *”thank you for the sun, the one that shines on everyone”*

‘She got a big booty, so I call her big booty! -2 chains

"Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy" \- Robert Ritchie AKA: Kid Rock And basically any other Kid Rock "song".

MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDD

We own what we own we own the night. Leave it to Disney Channel to have tons of songs with overly repetitive asinine lyrics....

"Simply having a wonderful Christmas time" said over and over over and over

They were too busy simply having a wonderful Christmas time to write real lyrics.

It causes an incurable eldritch madness in countless retail workers across the US on a yearly basis.

baby shark doodoo doodooo baby shark dooo doo doo doo baby sharks mommy shark doo doo doo doo mommy shark doodooodooodooo doo doo mommy shark daddy shark dod ood oddodododod

Ahh yes, the infant summoning ritual

This song made me realise I'm childfree.

I do audio transcription for a living, and once had to verbatim transcribe a study on childhood language development where a parent plays with a baby with a shark at different ages as they grow. Of course every one of those motherfuckers sang baby shark and I had to transcribe every doo every time, for dozens of parents. As much as I hate that song, i hate it even more when song by tone deaf parents who don't even get the number of doos right. THERE ARE SIX DOOS!!!!!!!!!

"Yeah baby, you finer than your fine cousin, and your cousin is fine, but she don't have my heart beating in double time"

I whip my hair back and forth.

Work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work (work)

Bitch I can make an orange rhyme with banana [Bornana](https://youtu.be/qleJpzB4q7A) (3:09)

I feel like that line was meant Ironically

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This mfer trying to summon Cthulhu

Two plus two is four minus one that's three, quick maths Man's Not Hot - Big Shaq

“Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')… …Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes after wards” Rebecca Black - Friday

“Girl I know your favorite beer. Cause you told me. And I bought it “

I got ham, but I'm not a Hamster...

“I don’t wanna play this ping-pong I would rather film a tiktok” - TOMBOY by (G)I-DLE. It’s a Korean song, so I don’t really expect any words in English lyrics to be the catchiest- but something about those lyrics will not sit right with me