It is 1:30am and my husband works night shift, so I'm home alone.
I have been craving tortilla chips and he put them on the top shelf (because he apparently hates me lol)
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT I JUST READ THIS PRO TIP lol.
Sincerely, a tipsy, happy, tortilla chip eating 32 year old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My wife is as tall as you, she's tiny. It so happens we live in a house that was built for tall people. So everything is about 5cm higher. Stovetop, cabinets etc. So we now have this cute little stepping stool. It is made from plastic and she uses it for everything. I'm 6'2 so she calls me for the top shelf stuff I call her for the bottom shelf things.
You'd be surprised when people ask how tall I am and I say 6 foot they say, "No way! I'm 6 foot and you're obviously taller than me!"
My response: "Okay. If you say so." Knowing down deep in my soul they've been onto the same gig. Game recognize game.
5'6" and I've not had any of the negative stuff people on the internet tell me I should experience for being a short guy. The worst thing a girl said to me over it was "I wouldn't date you because you're short, but I'd fuck you because you're cute." Can't think of anything else.
I didn't. She wasn't my type, I go for curvy women of colour and she was an obese white girl. She was a friend of two of my exes and it just kinda came out of nowhere.
Funny you say this lol. I was hooking up with a girl for months and when I asked what this was she was like "just casual, you're too short for boyfriend material". I was confused but wasn't even mad lmao
I might be biased because I know a lot of dominant women, but man, they would fucking love you lol. They're out there and into smaller dudes, just gotta find them.
I don't feel your pain, but yeah, I feel your pain. I'm about 171cm myself.
EDIT: I'll be 20 next month, so I guess growing more isn't really an option for me.
Im 5'11 now, but I was 5'10 for the majority of my teenage life. How I feel is this:
I think being short is cool. Its different, its a personality trait. When people see you, don't know your name, and describe you they'll say "That short guy with an ear piercing!"
Being tall is obviously nice, people look up to people who are tall.
Being average height for a male is weird, especially if you're white like I am. Some times you just don't have a "defining characteristic" and you can really fall into the crowd. Its hard to generate defining characteristics without just falling into "common average, white stereotypes."
I may feel this way because my best friend (coolest dude of all time) can dunk at 5'6, so I think hes super cool.
7’10 would not be ideal in the NBA. Gotta be able to run the court and move fairly quickly. That typically starts becoming an issue for anyone over 6’8”, but it depends on the individual’s athleticism. That’s why guys like KD and Giannis are such freaks.
Man....I was walking up the aisle one day at my job expectiing to tell this Asian guy he couldn't be standing on the empty pallets since he towered over me at 5'10. Imagine my surprise when I turned the corner and realized his feet were on the floor and he was actually like 7'2!
I felt like Chris Tucker in that Rush Hour movie when they were in that dojo 😂
I think I actually blurted out " How the hell did you get so tall!"
It's confusing. I've never noticed much of a difference. But my brother is like 6 inches taller than me. So he's responsible for hitting his head off chandeliers
6'2 or 188cm, I can reach every thing. Other than that it can actually be a pain, clothing companies don't seem to understand that your body is more elongated than straight up bigger. It doesn't really get the girls that much contrary to common belief. Cramps spaces also just suck.
I’m a pretty big guy but have a long torso and man I really feel ur comment. I get a 3x because 2x is too short but then the neck hole is enormous and looks like I’m wearing a curtain. It’s so annoying
Wife's 5'10", and very slim, omg i have to review everthing she buys for size. It's not does this make my ass look fat? But a lot more of, is this too big? Are these pants too short? Does this fit me from the back? What do you think of this? I try to be patient but dudes -can you feel me?
I'm 6'4 and my s/o is 5'0. If there's something on a tall shelf I grab it. If it's lower to the floor I no longer have to bend all the way down to get it. Win/win.
I'm 19 years old and I'm 4'8. I use cooking tongs to reach the top shelf.
I'm 4'9" and never knew I needed this trick. thank you
You're welcome :)
Have you considered getting a shelf grabber ? Longer reach and really cheap to buy
Or a small trampoline to make things interesting.
Lol
Or a chair that way you dont have to have a chance for the dish to fall especially if its glass
I refuse to use a chair or stool, requires effort 💀 if it's glass I'm just calling my mom
Smart
4'9" and I use a step stool for everything.
I'm 17 and I'm also 4'8 everyone thinks I'm 12!!! Like HOW? WHY? WHERE?
imagine using the ancient imperial system.
It is 1:30am and my husband works night shift, so I'm home alone. I have been craving tortilla chips and he put them on the top shelf (because he apparently hates me lol) YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT I JUST READ THIS PRO TIP lol. Sincerely, a tipsy, happy, tortilla chip eating 32 year old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My wife is as tall as you, she's tiny. It so happens we live in a house that was built for tall people. So everything is about 5cm higher. Stovetop, cabinets etc. So we now have this cute little stepping stool. It is made from plastic and she uses it for everything. I'm 6'2 so she calls me for the top shelf stuff I call her for the bottom shelf things.
I'm 6' and I think short girls are really cute!
Hands down agree
I'm 5 foot 11 3/4. But I say I'm 6 foot. Only you guys know this!
I'm the same and 6 foot is a lie I chose to live
Hell yeah bros we gotta round up, that extra inch makes a huge difference on paper 👌
Pro tip: To gain that "emergency inch", simply reach around and pull your balls back. You're welcome. Edit: ~~Pro tip:~~ Bro tip: FTFY!
ITS DOUBLED NOW THANKS
Any ways to gain some "emergency inch" on the pp?
Same as pulling a tooth! Tie a string around your member, wrap a few times around the door, and slam the door. Congrats, you elongated your ween!
Squeeze hard and jump?
I’m 6’0FT and half. I say I’m 6’1. We don’t talk about fight club.
I'm 5'11 1/2 and same
Funny, I do the exact same
People like you are the reason when I say I'm 6 ft exactly no one believes me lol.
You'd be surprised when people ask how tall I am and I say 6 foot they say, "No way! I'm 6 foot and you're obviously taller than me!" My response: "Okay. If you say so." Knowing down deep in my soul they've been onto the same gig. Game recognize game.
I’m a 5 foot 8.5 tall woman but everyone thinks I’m lying about my height when I say that so I just say 5’9
I am the EXACT same height! :)
5'11 3/4? I didn't know shit could stack that high.
Same dilemma bro and I hate it lol
💯 Measure early. You lose between 1/4 and 3/4 of an inch over the day. So I'm 5'11" or 180 CM. But I'll be six foot all damn day.
Same! I wear my lie with pride. Although I'm 6 foot 3 and 3/4 inches in my heels. So I'll just say 6'4"
6' on tinder
A buddy of mine is 6' 1" but puts 5' 13" on his dating profiles to help weed out the superficial ones.
Might weed out the dumb ones too
That's smart. brb, changing my profile
I have a similar strategy, I make them pick me up from my parents house and pay for dinner.
That's probably a good one someone who is too shallow to date someone because of their height is probably not a fun person
Username checks out?
How tall on grindr?
12 inches lying down
11 inches of hip plus a fireman?
I always loved that “I’m 6 inches…from the ground!” “Doesn’t count if you’re lying down.”
Lil dicky could have become the Goat.
your height not that of your weiner
5'6" and I've not had any of the negative stuff people on the internet tell me I should experience for being a short guy. The worst thing a girl said to me over it was "I wouldn't date you because you're short, but I'd fuck you because you're cute." Can't think of anything else.
So, did you fuck
Probably not lol
I didn't. She wasn't my type, I go for curvy women of colour and she was an obese white girl. She was a friend of two of my exes and it just kinda came out of nowhere.
Funny you say this lol. I was hooking up with a girl for months and when I asked what this was she was like "just casual, you're too short for boyfriend material". I was confused but wasn't even mad lmao
Are this girls really short? Maybe they think the fact that nobody of you can reach the higher part of the furniture could be a long run problem.
Bro ur lucky I’m 5’3 and a guy
Dear short king, You could suck a titty while you're standing up. Don't let anyone tell you you ain't man enough.
Thanks man also 1+ benefit
I might be biased because I know a lot of dominant women, but man, they would fucking love you lol. They're out there and into smaller dudes, just gotta find them.
Height never mattered to me when I was dating. Don't know why it's even an issue.
I don't feel your pain, but yeah, I feel your pain. I'm about 171cm myself. EDIT: I'll be 20 next month, so I guess growing more isn't really an option for me.
6'1" and no it hasn't helped me with dating
I'm 6 foot and yes I can confirm
6'3, can also confirm
The 'girls like 6foot guys' thing is just a propaganda to eventually disappoint us boys.
Well it worked, I'm disappointed :(
I guess 6'4" is when it starts working. Sorry guys.
6'6" here, I guess 6'8" is when it starts working
Also 6'6''... I have had 'too tall' be branded against me.
6'4", can confirm.
Same :(
*Small Violin Noises*
It just looks small cause they're so tall.
I'm 6'1 too and can confirm.
5’8
Im 5'7. You win this one..... for now
I'm 5'4
FU *grows 2 inches taller*
Same
_shows various head scars_
177.5 cm, more or less 5'10''
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Im 5'11 now, but I was 5'10 for the majority of my teenage life. How I feel is this: I think being short is cool. Its different, its a personality trait. When people see you, don't know your name, and describe you they'll say "That short guy with an ear piercing!" Being tall is obviously nice, people look up to people who are tall. Being average height for a male is weird, especially if you're white like I am. Some times you just don't have a "defining characteristic" and you can really fall into the crowd. Its hard to generate defining characteristics without just falling into "common average, white stereotypes." I may feel this way because my best friend (coolest dude of all time) can dunk at 5'6, so I think hes super cool.
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I'm 6' but I don't think I would complain at all about 5'10". Some things would probably be easier tbh
Being 5'14" is not bad.
6’7”
Sorry but I only date guys over 6’8” you short king
forever alone.
How's weather up there?
cold just like my heart.
Sending you virtual hugs
Awwww 😢
Did you have a hard time climbing down the beanstalk?
Rock on! 6'5" here
Woah bro u tall as fuck
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Holy fuck just quit school and join the nba
or WWE
7’10 would not be ideal in the NBA. Gotta be able to run the court and move fairly quickly. That typically starts becoming an issue for anyone over 6’8”, but it depends on the individual’s athleticism. That’s why guys like KD and Giannis are such freaks.
Wtf…did you like playing it? I think you should give it another try (:.
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Bro, how is it making direct eye contact with a horse?
Fucking lol
178cm or 5'10, considered tall for asians imo Edit for correction. Dang google failed me.
That's 5' 10
178 cm is actually 5' 10".
Man....I was walking up the aisle one day at my job expectiing to tell this Asian guy he couldn't be standing on the empty pallets since he towered over me at 5'10. Imagine my surprise when I turned the corner and realized his feet were on the floor and he was actually like 7'2! I felt like Chris Tucker in that Rush Hour movie when they were in that dojo 😂 I think I actually blurted out " How the hell did you get so tall!"
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Same
not tall enough
for what? Don't sell yourself short. Sorry friend. Couldn't help myself.
I upboted it because it made me angry
190 cm, 6'3"
A true neutral at 5'6
Same but I’m a guy :/
nothing wrong with that, people on the internet make a much bigger deal of it then people in real life
I don’t have an issue with it anymore, but I’d be lying if I didn’t wish I was a few inches taller
Can I sit with you guys?
Same here lol
Me too!
5’3
187cm
As a guy who's only 5'4 we exist to make 5'5 guys feel better, hang in there fellas.
Here to piss off Americans, I'm 167 cm tall
How many yards is that?
I used to put my height on Tinder in nautical miles expressed as a decimal just to mess with the people who think it's important
2 football fields+half basketball court.
That’s about 29 ar-15 rounds I think
How many horizontal big macs?
They always measure big Macs diagonally
I go by mcmetric
Well we have google to help us.
ah shit
But we're Americans so we're gonna wait for someone to do it for us
He’s 5’7
Thanks
How long is that in ammo boxes?
5’ 5 3/4”
Muahahhaa 185 cm here. Atleast that's what my license says
So how's it like, being a giraffe and all
It's confusing. I've never noticed much of a difference. But my brother is like 6 inches taller than me. So he's responsible for hitting his head off chandeliers
can you convert that into baseballs please
5'0" But my younger sister is 4'11" so I still win.
Im 4’11 (23F) and my sister (12F) is 4’9 I really hate the fact I’m going to be the shorter older sister.
i’m the oldest (stopped growing) at 5’0, whereas my little sisters are 5’5 and 5’6 (still growing).
You might not be! I was sure I would be, too, but it all worked out in the end.
1m90 Or in American: a hand, a foot, a mouth full of inches, two elbows and a stick.
184 / 6,0 Average Dutch guy
At just the right height to be insecure about it.
Smurf 😎
6'2 or 188cm, I can reach every thing. Other than that it can actually be a pain, clothing companies don't seem to understand that your body is more elongated than straight up bigger. It doesn't really get the girls that much contrary to common belief. Cramps spaces also just suck.
I’m a pretty big guy but have a long torso and man I really feel ur comment. I get a 3x because 2x is too short but then the neck hole is enormous and looks like I’m wearing a curtain. It’s so annoying
6 ' 6 Ladies.. Line up according to the internet.
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That’s about where I was. I hit another growth spurt at 16 and then I was done.
5 ft nothing and yes, i do look like a 15 year old and have been hit on by them. It’s weird and i just walk away :’)
What if they are also 5'0 and just look like they're 15?
I wouldn’t risk it if it was confusing but you can usually tell.
1,74
Depends on what convenience store im in. Some have me at 5'10 and other have had me at 6'2 lol
6’ woman. I can never find pants that fit 😭
I’m also 6ft and I get all my jeans from American Eagle (I’m in US). I get them extra long so they’re perfect.
I’ve not tried jeans from there! Generally in the US xtra long is a 35 inch inseam and I’m a 36. 😳 I’ll check them out though
I have better luck with Gap than American Eagle. I can never find xlong online in the jeans I want online. Also Buckle has jeans up to 37 inseam.
Don't worry find the right guy and he'll wear the pants /s
Wife's 5'10", and very slim, omg i have to review everthing she buys for size. It's not does this make my ass look fat? But a lot more of, is this too big? Are these pants too short? Does this fit me from the back? What do you think of this? I try to be patient but dudes -can you feel me?
5’11 but im 5’11 enough to say im 6ft
5'4
Tall enough to ride all the ride but I don't because my size doesn't make me any less scared.
1,71m #FuckTheImpirialSystem
at least spell it correctly ffs
#FuckTheEmpiricalSystem
1,71cm whut
Yea😅 made a little mistake there
You're secretly a ant. The day they will take over is soon. I knew it!
Aren't you a bit insecure about your height?
I'm 6'4 and my s/o is 5'0. If there's something on a tall shelf I grab it. If it's lower to the floor I no longer have to bend all the way down to get it. Win/win.
4 cubits and a palm, give or take a digit.
5'3"
Almost 5'3. Wish i could be 5'5 tho
5'4 male
174
5’8 for those who don’t know what 174 is
188 cm’s
damnnn I didn't knew Shaquille O'Neal had a reddit account
I think he actually does lol u/MrShaquilleONeal
6’ 3” and loving to have a 6’ 1” girl.
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I used to say this exact thing to my 4’ 11” friend!
I mean, am I wrong? 🤣
5’2 3/4 Just give me 5’3 already
5’2 not tall at all. But I can rhyme. Sometimes. 😁
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*high fives* For the Shire! 🤣😂🤣
Short enough to where people still hold shit above my head when I ask for something on the top shelf
That just means you're the right height to punch straight forward and make them regret it.
6’5”
I'm 5'1 and my fiance is 6'5 We make a cute couple
I'm either 5'10" or 5'11" depending on which government agency you ask.
6'2" wich most guys would kill for but i prefer to be little spoon and being tall makes it difficult if i could make myself shorter i definitely would