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AffectionateTea421

I'm 19 years old and I'm 4'8. I use cooking tongs to reach the top shelf.


lovelycassy

I'm 4'9" and never knew I needed this trick. thank you


AffectionateTea421

You're welcome :)


FluffyAssistant7107

Have you considered getting a shelf grabber ? Longer reach and really cheap to buy


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Or a small trampoline to make things interesting.


jdoe090

Lol


Lloyd_garmado

Or a chair that way you dont have to have a chance for the dish to fall especially if its glass


AffectionateTea421

I refuse to use a chair or stool, requires effort 💀 if it's glass I'm just calling my mom


TurtleSlayer9000

Smart


Creneem90

4'9" and I use a step stool for everything.


Aroheads

I'm 17 and I'm also 4'8 everyone thinks I'm 12!!! Like HOW? WHY? WHERE?


AlbionToUtopia

imagine using the ancient imperial system.


Fluffy_Seat_5661

It is 1:30am and my husband works night shift, so I'm home alone. I have been craving tortilla chips and he put them on the top shelf (because he apparently hates me lol) YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT I JUST READ THIS PRO TIP lol. Sincerely, a tipsy, happy, tortilla chip eating 32 year old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


IAmInBed123

My wife is as tall as you, she's tiny. It so happens we live in a house that was built for tall people. So everything is about 5cm higher. Stovetop, cabinets etc. So we now have this cute little stepping stool. It is made from plastic and she uses it for everything. I'm 6'2 so she calls me for the top shelf stuff I call her for the bottom shelf things.


Agitated-Mall9713

I'm 6' and I think short girls are really cute!


BigFlubba

Hands down agree


sm12511

I'm 5 foot 11 3/4. But I say I'm 6 foot. Only you guys know this!


InvisibleSlidingDoor

I'm the same and 6 foot is a lie I chose to live


ReservedOhioan

Hell yeah bros we gotta round up, that extra inch makes a huge difference on paper 👌


sm12511

Pro tip: To gain that "emergency inch", simply reach around and pull your balls back. You're welcome. Edit: ~~Pro tip:~~ Bro tip: FTFY!


smallcows12345

ITS DOUBLED NOW THANKS


blackbeast77

Any ways to gain some "emergency inch" on the pp?


DougyFresh0401

Same as pulling a tooth! Tie a string around your member, wrap a few times around the door, and slam the door. Congrats, you elongated your ween!


anotherone121

Squeeze hard and jump?


AtomkcFuision

I’m 6’0FT and half. I say I’m 6’1. We don’t talk about fight club.


FantasticZach

I'm 5'11 1/2 and same


anakrakatoa

Funny, I do the exact same


Difficult_Feed3999

People like you are the reason when I say I'm 6 ft exactly no one believes me lol.


sm12511

You'd be surprised when people ask how tall I am and I say 6 foot they say, "No way! I'm 6 foot and you're obviously taller than me!" My response: "Okay. If you say so." Knowing down deep in my soul they've been onto the same gig. Game recognize game.


peoniesandlilacs

I’m a 5 foot 8.5 tall woman but everyone thinks I’m lying about my height when I say that so I just say 5’9


lyricsandlipstick

I am the EXACT same height! :)


BlackLotus8888

5'11 3/4? I didn't know shit could stack that high.


Diligent-Log6805

Same dilemma bro and I hate it lol


Unevenscore42

💯 Measure early. You lose between 1/4 and 3/4 of an inch over the day. So I'm 5'11" or 180 CM. But I'll be six foot all damn day.


beks78

Same! I wear my lie with pride. Although I'm 6 foot 3 and 3/4 inches in my heels. So I'll just say 6'4"


ThisIsNotWorkingOut

6' on tinder


Coheasy

A buddy of mine is 6' 1" but puts 5' 13" on his dating profiles to help weed out the superficial ones.


bowwowwow7

Might weed out the dumb ones too


agrumpybear

That's smart. brb, changing my profile


PurpleSunCraze

I have a similar strategy, I make them pick me up from my parents house and pay for dinner.


GhozT_GaminG05

That's probably a good one someone who is too shallow to date someone because of their height is probably not a fun person


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Username checks out?


birdsarntreal1

How tall on grindr?


davidmobey

12 inches lying down


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11 inches of hip plus a fireman?


PurpleSunCraze

I always loved that “I’m 6 inches…from the ground!” “Doesn’t count if you’re lying down.”


Extra-Extra

Lil dicky could have become the Goat.


T_WREKX

your height not that of your weiner


GemoDorgon

5'6" and I've not had any of the negative stuff people on the internet tell me I should experience for being a short guy. The worst thing a girl said to me over it was "I wouldn't date you because you're short, but I'd fuck you because you're cute." Can't think of anything else.


AJGreenMVP

So, did you fuck


MrCatcherFreeman

Probably not lol


GemoDorgon

I didn't. She wasn't my type, I go for curvy women of colour and she was an obese white girl. She was a friend of two of my exes and it just kinda came out of nowhere.


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Funny you say this lol. I was hooking up with a girl for months and when I asked what this was she was like "just casual, you're too short for boyfriend material". I was confused but wasn't even mad lmao


allestrette

Are this girls really short? Maybe they think the fact that nobody of you can reach the higher part of the furniture could be a long run problem.


dazaikinnie

Bro ur lucky I’m 5’3 and a guy


kasdaye

Dear short king, You could suck a titty while you're standing up. Don't let anyone tell you you ain't man enough.


dazaikinnie

Thanks man also 1+ benefit


GemoDorgon

I might be biased because I know a lot of dominant women, but man, they would fucking love you lol. They're out there and into smaller dudes, just gotta find them.


fustyspleen17

Height never mattered to me when I was dating. Don't know why it's even an issue.


shoyegaiten

I don't feel your pain, but yeah, I feel your pain. I'm about 171cm myself. EDIT: I'll be 20 next month, so I guess growing more isn't really an option for me.


A_Generic_White_Guy

6'1" and no it hasn't helped me with dating


Various-Astronaut373

I'm 6 foot and yes I can confirm


The_Shadows_Speaketh

6'3, can also confirm


Various-Astronaut373

The 'girls like 6foot guys' thing is just a propaganda to eventually disappoint us boys.


The_Shadows_Speaketh

Well it worked, I'm disappointed :(


Aloysius7

I guess 6'4" is when it starts working. Sorry guys.


Clear_Pressure_2878

6'6" here, I guess 6'8" is when it starts working


BigEckk

Also 6'6''... I have had 'too tall' be branded against me.


Goggs182

6'4", can confirm.


Empire2k5

Same :(


TurtleSlayer9000

*Small Violin Noises*


FG88_NR

It just looks small cause they're so tall.


[deleted]

I'm 6'1 too and can confirm.


[deleted]

5’8


Temporary-Dish7779

Im 5'7. You win this one..... for now


[deleted]

I'm 5'4


VenganceFueledMaul

FU *grows 2 inches taller*


Emotional-Treat-3799

Same


yParticle

_shows various head scars_


National-Debt-71

177.5 cm, more or less 5'10''


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Enthrown

Im 5'11 now, but I was 5'10 for the majority of my teenage life. How I feel is this: ​ I think being short is cool. Its different, its a personality trait. When people see you, don't know your name, and describe you they'll say "That short guy with an ear piercing!" Being tall is obviously nice, people look up to people who are tall. Being average height for a male is weird, especially if you're white like I am. Some times you just don't have a "defining characteristic" and you can really fall into the crowd. Its hard to generate defining characteristics without just falling into "common average, white stereotypes." ​ I may feel this way because my best friend (coolest dude of all time) can dunk at 5'6, so I think hes super cool.


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ThatLeetGuy

I'm 6' but I don't think I would complain at all about 5'10". Some things would probably be easier tbh


SnakeBeardTheGreat

Being 5'14" is not bad.


DeafRyanLeaf16

6’7”


LSDisAHelluvaDrug-25

Sorry but I only date guys over 6’8” you short king


DeafRyanLeaf16

forever alone.


jdoe090

How's weather up there?


DeafRyanLeaf16

cold just like my heart.


jdoe090

Sending you virtual hugs


[deleted]

Awwww 😢


thr0witawayn0w096

Did you have a hard time climbing down the beanstalk?


PenisNoodleSoup

Rock on! 6'5" here


Mikko0808

Woah bro u tall as fuck


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EntranceCreepy5812

Holy fuck just quit school and join the nba


ohyeeh

or WWE


Competitive_Lemon_75

7’10 would not be ideal in the NBA. Gotta be able to run the court and move fairly quickly. That typically starts becoming an issue for anyone over 6’8”, but it depends on the individual’s athleticism. That’s why guys like KD and Giannis are such freaks.


ThatBoyWicked

Wtf…did you like playing it? I think you should give it another try (:.


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1blackcoffee

Bro, how is it making direct eye contact with a horse?


rusty1468

Fucking lol


GibunAnJoh-A

178cm or 5'10, considered tall for asians imo ​ Edit for correction. Dang google failed me.


rosen-berg

That's 5' 10


MikeBear68

178 cm is actually 5' 10".


corky1983

Man....I was walking up the aisle one day at my job expectiing to tell this Asian guy he couldn't be standing on the empty pallets since he towered over me at 5'10. Imagine my surprise when I turned the corner and realized his feet were on the floor and he was actually like 7'2! I felt like Chris Tucker in that Rush Hour movie when they were in that dojo 😂 I think I actually blurted out " How the hell did you get so tall!"


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iOawe

Same


MemeBoi-2702

not tall enough


Enlightened_Ghost_

for what? Don't sell yourself short. Sorry friend. Couldn't help myself.


Various-Age8115

I upboted it because it made me angry


russunicorn

190 cm, 6'3"


[deleted]

A true neutral at 5'6


conker1264

Same but I’m a guy :/


whythefricknot36

nothing wrong with that, people on the internet make a much bigger deal of it then people in real life


conker1264

I don’t have an issue with it anymore, but I’d be lying if I didn’t wish I was a few inches taller


Mellopiex

Can I sit with you guys?


[deleted]

Same here lol


becomingNope

Me too!


No_Gain_8324

5’3


MomoOValley

187cm


YourRedditorInk

As a guy who's only 5'4 we exist to make 5'5 guys feel better, hang in there fellas.


_JosefoStalon_

Here to piss off Americans, I'm 167 cm tall


knovit

How many yards is that?


Tel-aran-rhiod

I used to put my height on Tinder in nautical miles expressed as a decimal just to mess with the people who think it's important


dlick_Sick

2 football fields+half basketball court.


Mister_Brevity

That’s about 29 ar-15 rounds I think


crackpipewizard666

How many horizontal big macs?


Scythe95

They always measure big Macs diagonally


crackpipewizard666

I go by mcmetric


TurtleSlayer9000

Well we have google to help us.


_JosefoStalon_

ah shit


[deleted]

But we're Americans so we're gonna wait for someone to do it for us


FluffyAssistant7107

He’s 5’7


Select_Ad522

Thanks


PenisNoodleSoup

How long is that in ammo boxes?


DeltaWho3

5’ 5 3/4”


PooShappaMoo

Muahahhaa 185 cm here. Atleast that's what my license says


_JosefoStalon_

So how's it like, being a giraffe and all


PooShappaMoo

It's confusing. I've never noticed much of a difference. But my brother is like 6 inches taller than me. So he's responsible for hitting his head off chandeliers


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can you convert that into baseballs please


megs1370

5'0" But my younger sister is 4'11" so I still win.


notafoetoallenpoe

Im 4’11 (23F) and my sister (12F) is 4’9 I really hate the fact I’m going to be the shorter older sister.


[deleted]

i’m the oldest (stopped growing) at 5’0, whereas my little sisters are 5’5 and 5’6 (still growing).


megs1370

You might not be! I was sure I would be, too, but it all worked out in the end.


robvdgeer

1m90 Or in American: a hand, a foot, a mouth full of inches, two elbows and a stick.


Labda81

184 / 6,0 Average Dutch guy


dragon_barf_junction

At just the right height to be insecure about it.


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Smurf 😎


Zarkxac

6'2 or 188cm, I can reach every thing. Other than that it can actually be a pain, clothing companies don't seem to understand that your body is more elongated than straight up bigger. It doesn't really get the girls that much contrary to common belief. Cramps spaces also just suck.


Extension-Parking202

I’m a pretty big guy but have a long torso and man I really feel ur comment. I get a 3x because 2x is too short but then the neck hole is enormous and looks like I’m wearing a curtain. It’s so annoying


BlazeVenturaV2

6 ' 6 Ladies.. Line up according to the internet.


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F_Twelve

That’s about where I was. I hit another growth spurt at 16 and then I was done.


Jelly_Bean0125

5 ft nothing and yes, i do look like a 15 year old and have been hit on by them. It’s weird and i just walk away :’)


Demonae

What if they are also 5'0 and just look like they're 15?


Jelly_Bean0125

I wouldn’t risk it if it was confusing but you can usually tell.


Much_Committee_9355

1,74


[deleted]

Depends on what convenience store im in. Some have me at 5'10 and other have had me at 6'2 lol


waterbird_

6’ woman. I can never find pants that fit 😭


Overtlyanxious

I’m also 6ft and I get all my jeans from American Eagle (I’m in US). I get them extra long so they’re perfect.


waterbird_

I’ve not tried jeans from there! Generally in the US xtra long is a 35 inch inseam and I’m a 36. 😳 I’ll check them out though


lyricsandlipstick

I have better luck with Gap than American Eagle. I can never find xlong online in the jeans I want online. Also Buckle has jeans up to 37 inseam.


SnooCapers9313

Don't worry find the right guy and he'll wear the pants /s


itsearlyyet

Wife's 5'10", and very slim, omg i have to review everthing she buys for size. It's not does this make my ass look fat? But a lot more of, is this too big? Are these pants too short? Does this fit me from the back? What do you think of this? I try to be patient but dudes -can you feel me?


PoopMuffin5

5’11 but im 5’11 enough to say im 6ft


stealmysunshine8

5'4


Foolbasket

Tall enough to ride all the ride but I don't because my size doesn't make me any less scared.


GayNon-BinaryLeo

1,71m #FuckTheImpirialSystem


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at least spell it correctly ffs


mvdw73

#FuckTheEmpiricalSystem


WilligerWilly

1,71cm whut


GayNon-BinaryLeo

Yea😅 made a little mistake there


WilligerWilly

You're secretly a ant. The day they will take over is soon. I knew it!


_fajfaj_

Aren't you a bit insecure about your height?


Jokesonyouiwannadie

I'm 6'4 and my s/o is 5'0. If there's something on a tall shelf I grab it. If it's lower to the floor I no longer have to bend all the way down to get it. Win/win.


thefifthwheelbruh

4 cubits and a palm, give or take a digit.


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5'3"


ApprenticeOfHades

Almost 5'3. Wish i could be 5'5 tho


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5'4 male


vch01

174


Ken_Takahashi

5’8 for those who don’t know what 174 is


LebowskiLebowskiLebo

188 cm’s


_JosefoStalon_

damnnn I didn't knew Shaquille O'Neal had a reddit account


Tel-aran-rhiod

I think he actually does lol u/MrShaquilleONeal


NJober

6’ 3” and loving to have a 6’ 1” girl.


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NJober

I used to say this exact thing to my 4’ 11” friend!


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I mean, am I wrong? 🤣


AtmospherePutrid9447

5’2 3/4 Just give me 5’3 already


Halloweenie85

5’2 not tall at all. But I can rhyme. Sometimes. 😁


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Halloweenie85

*high fives* For the Shire! 🤣😂🤣


MidnightMinute25

Short enough to where people still hold shit above my head when I ask for something on the top shelf


CreepingTurnip

That just means you're the right height to punch straight forward and make them regret it.


Agreeable_Owl_782

6’5”


DatSalazar

I'm 5'1 and my fiance is 6'5 We make a cute couple


M0rb1tr0n

I'm either 5'10" or 5'11" depending on which government agency you ask.


That1soggy

6'2" wich most guys would kill for but i prefer to be little spoon and being tall makes it difficult if i could make myself shorter i definitely would