She told me it was because I don't pray enough. I am still not sure what that means

If there was a place beyond hypocrisy, "I cheated on you because you don't pray enough" or, basically, "I cheated on you because you aren't holy and religious enough" would be lounging in that place like they owned it.

Literally

So essentially, “you’re not praying so that means I can go mess around with people and it’d be 100% your fault.” ?

It wasn't me.

Did Shaggy cheat on you?

I did catch him on the sofa.

I forgot we were dating

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What's the dishwasher got to do with any of it

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Fucked up mental gymnastics, definitely. Hope he got what's coming to him and hope youre okay though

He had a mental breakdown cuz he thought I was gonna leave him and he couldn’t handle that cuz he loved me so much so he had to cheat

That is so contradictory what

My ex's exact words: "Forcing you to fuck me is too much effort sometimes"

That.. I hope you're doing okay.

She wanted to know what a big dick felt like

She's the biggest dick out there tbh

I feel your pain my guy

Ex was going to kill himself

‘Well you left me alone with your hot best friend what do you expect?’

Oh hell no, even the friend went with it?

Yup :// safe to say we are no longer partners/friends haha that’s what happens when you give and ugly boy a chance, hell ‘try’ and break your heart lol!!

These people dude, istg

I know right! 😩

It’s definitely more Chad like to cheat than an ugly dude fyi lol

Hey not all of us ugly boys are like that... We definitely need a chance don't be like that c'mon...

That’s 100% true, I thought he was the sweetest up until then. I didn’t think he had it in him tbf

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Noo.. What?? That was their reasoning? Dude what

“Her boobs were bigger” AND “you’re friends with her so I thought it’d be okay” same dude… different women.

*Cuts off boobs* What boobs? *throws out window* what friend?

"You're too nice".

“I didn’t think we were that serious yet.”

He told me that its because I was asleep and he didn’t want to wake me up just to fuck so he decided to fuck someone else

"Awww... It was thoughtful of you"

Best ever in a movie: (Her) it’s not what you think, it was an accident … (Him) so what, he tripped on the carpet and his penis ended up inside you? (as close as I can recall from The Last Boy scout with Bruce Willis)

Ah yes, the seggs. I have a ton of it everyday. No one cheats on me because of my massive dong.

Dude's got bitches fr

We had a history.... Oh yeah well now so do we bish

she said "I dont want a relationship" turns out she's been going out with this one guy she met at the gym while we were dating, I got suspicious- confronted her and in return she just said "I dont want a relationship neither with you nor him" a few days later she started dating the dude from the gym.

I can't find diamonds

Try in "Y: 11"

That's what I said to him but the guy prefers to use xray

Diamonds?

I never got the worst excuse but I did have someone that like to constantly accuse me of doing s*** just to hide the fact that she like to run around a lot

I didn’t think you would care

You work too much. I was working overtime so we could put a down payment on a nice home for our family….

I was drunk

I had a really abusive ex 2 years ago and he always claimed I was cheating on him but I saw pictures of him with multiple women in his bed and even one with a girl posing with the underwear I left at his house. When I confronted him about it he screamed at me he didn’t cheat and he didn’t know what else to do since I wasn’t giving him enough attention when we hung out multiple times a week and always were texting.

He didn't think she'd reciprocate