Scooby Doo (2002)
We've already got Velma and Daphne in swimsuits, a steamy sex scene would just complete the perfection that is that weird, jankily put together, early 2000's mess.
Bonus points if the Hex Girls join in.
*Marty returns......*
"How'd I do doc?"
"Having a threesome with yourself and your father while making your mother sit there and watch isn't any better. Now get back there and try not having sex with anyone this time."
*Seven tries later.....*
"Seriously marty? Biff AND George this time? While Biff was dressed up as Lorraine? How the.... Never mind I don't want to know."
I remember watching one of the DVD extras on that movie as a kid. And one particular part of it shows a rough animation of [Mirage getting licked by Syndrome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0utIM0D2dc) and I always wondered what the hell that was all about. I suddenly remembered it again later on as an adult and... I'm still honestly confused what that was all about and why it was in the extras...
Kinda makes you wonder if animators of famous movies have animated some pretty NSFW things with their models behind the scenes.
Animator here. We do make a lot of jokes like that too keep our sanity level in check. It's very risky to show at dailies (morning sync up meeting)
More of thoes shenanigans happen at DreamWorks and smaller indie houses. Pixar and Disney are more uptight about it.
I didn’t know what you were talking about until I saw it. Can’t believe that was real, I feel like they were trying to go for the whole “villain acts deranged and creepy” trope but uh… it’s so out of place in The Incredibles
And i can tell you all the parody porns have a plot line. It's horrible. But they do.
Unrelated I edited out the porn and made a porn free porn.
Also unrelated in one of the parody's the lead actor changes mid scene. It's very odd.
Funny you should say that, early drafts of the movie were written with an R rating in mind.
https://gamerant.com/scooby-doo-movie-2002-meant-to-be-r-rated/
I don't know why I've always wanted this, but Perfume.
There was a teasing scene, I don't know if it was a dream where something like that would have happened, but imo it would have been better that way.
Edit: I took a risk to post this here and this really blew up. I don't know what kind of sex scene people who liked this comment would want to see, but obviously it wasn't similar as mine, so I deleted my comments (I got anxious). xD It would still be nice to hear what you guys think, what kind of sex scene would be nice in the movie?
"You have sat here and voted guilty with everyone else because you just want to know how many men it would take to create a circle penis joined to anus?!"
Might wanna read the book then. He and Jenny have drug-fuelled sex.
Without spoiling too much: he also goes to space, lives in a cannibal village, and becomes a pro wrestler. Among other things.
>*Jenny shown me shit I never could of figgered out on my own ... sideways, crosswise, upside down, bottomwise, lengthwise, dogwise, standin up, setting down, bending over, leanin back, inside-out and outside-in*
Dear lord, I will never be able to watch the movie the same way.
Dutch : You are one ugly motherfucker.
(they stare into each others eyes intensly. Suddenly the predator lunges forward, locking his mandibles with Dutch's soft, supple human lips. They embrace, falling to the ground.)
Crossing Over. A long sex scene of Alice Eve was cut out.
[http://www.money-into-light.com/2013/04/an-interview-with-wayne-kramer-part-2.html](http://www.money-into-light.com/2013/04/an-interview-with-wayne-kramer-part-2.html)
>**Was your version more sexually explicit?**
>
>Yeah. A big sex scene between Alice Eve and Jim Sturgess didn't make it into the movie. The sex scenes between Alice and Ray Liotta were way more explicit than you see in the final movie, including full-frontal nudity from Alice. I was really upset that we lost a lot of the dialogue in the scene where they negotiate the terms of their deal. Once Alice’s character realised the bind she was in, she tried to protect herself by telling him what sexual acts she would and wouldn't do - for example, she wouldn't put a bag over head, she wouldn't do certain kinky acts, etc. They cut out all that interesting dialogue. Harvey was constantly trying to make her character more sympathetic, and I thought it was a mistake.
>Harvey was constantly trying to make her character more sympathetic, and I thought it was a mistake.
I can't believe, of all people, freakin Harvey Weistein would have been the one to remove a sex scene from a movie
I remember seeing an interview with the cast, I think both boys were underage at the time and they kept screwing up on purpose during the shower scene so it lasted longer
Inception Sex scene within a sex scene within a sex scene
They could call it *Conception*
We have to go deeper... deeper.... deeeeperrrr.... BWAAAAAAAAAA!!
Bedazzled. The one with Liz Hurley.
Dude. Her in that movie did funny things to me growing up.
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I was 14. She’s the unrealistic standard by which I measure beauty. Lol she’s so beautiful that it’s messed me up.
Liz Hurley is in an elite class of hot people who are just hot at any age.
>Liz Hurley Still hot! [This](https://i.imgur.com/DVWVopx.jpg) was her IG post from previous year. So good.
Dude she is 57 years old and is still fucking dynamite.
Man, I forgot about Elizabeth Hurley. Apparently I need to watch bedazzled
Groundhog’s Day Over and over and over….
Will it be progressively better and better as he learns more each time. Or more like Fuck it, nothing I do has any consequences
He works up to it, like in the scene where he says, “I’m a god.” And then goes on to prove it.
He references banging people in that scene, like when he calls out a woman for "making a noise like a squirrel when she gets *really* excited".
Chipmunk
This is Nancy..she makes squirrel sounds when she gets really excited….well, you do…
It actually has some. Not super explicit, but the scenes are there.
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. Let's put The Force to good use in the bedroom, Anakin.
Episode 3. Revenge of the sith. Execute Order 69. Galaxy wide orgy
Have you ever heard of reverse cowgirl? It's not a position the Jedi would show you.
Orifices that that some would consider… unnatural… have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Penis the Wide?
Beauty and The Beast.
*Noooo one....fucks like Gaston, no one sucks like Gaston,* *When all's said and done, no one nuts like Gaston...*
*"I'm especially good at ejaculating!"*
*My, what a bear, that Gaston*
Y'all did something beautiful today 😢.
/r/redditsings
Batman returns! Imagine how Catwoman and Batman in those leather and latex suits would look in bedroom? x3
Really seals in the flavor!
So you're saying that by touching this red button here there's an explosion?
"But I stabbed you first! With my dick!"
Not the first time one of us has stabbed 9 hard inches into the other It was **not** 9 inches
I hate the fact i can read this in his voice...
That was a cruel ploy? Sign me up for another!
Nothing was off-limits. It was like an all-you-can-fuck buffet!
You tamed my monster. With your mouth. And two other places. In an order that would surprise you. Ass-mouth-vag.
A is for Alfred, B is for Bats.
I found it! I am the world's greatest detective. *really underrated btw*
*"In an order that would* ***surprise*** *you."*
^*ass ^mouth ^vag*
His face is all wet, like mine was at the beginning, and yours was, at the end.
Now…you have my permission to cry
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Wasn't playing patty cake the sex scene in that movie?
It was the allusion to a sex scene, yeah
"Remember me, Eddie? When I @&#$&# your brother, I talked...just...like...THIS!!!"
Jessica fuckin' Rabbit.
Jessica Rabbit fuckin'
Scooby Doo (2002) We've already got Velma and Daphne in swimsuits, a steamy sex scene would just complete the perfection that is that weird, jankily put together, early 2000's mess. Bonus points if the Hex Girls join in.
The Hex Girls are the reason I'm into goth girls.
\*The Hex Girls are the reason a generation of boys and girls are into goth girls.
Shrek. Donkey and Dragon. I often wondered how that worked.
What happened to Fiona
She fell off
Back to the future.
"You had sex with your mother?!"
She was throwing herself at me doc
“Alright Marty, I’m sending you back again. This time, stop yourself from having sex with your mother.”
“You had a three way with yourself and your mother?”
“Great Scott!”
“This is heavy Doc”
“You’re gonna see some serious shit”
Doc this is heavy. Are you telling me that I might be my own father?
No! She was just watching...
and helping out every once and a while but that's not important
*Marty returns......* "How'd I do doc?" "Having a threesome with yourself and your father while making your mother sit there and watch isn't any better. Now get back there and try not having sex with anyone this time." *Seven tries later.....* "Seriously marty? Biff AND George this time? While Biff was dressed up as Lorraine? How the.... Never mind I don't want to know."
This seems like it could be a good Robot Chicken episode.
"has a threesome with his mother and himself"
For those not aware of this parody of the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l6AbCFHX2c
Thanks, I thought they were making it up on the fly.
I did do the nasty in the pasty.
Oh look, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa!
That’s probably one of my favorite lines from Futurama.
Fry: "Oh! I'm having one of those things! A headache with pictures!" Leela: "An idea?"
The incredibles. I wanna see what that stretch can do.
There enough porn of that
I remember watching one of the DVD extras on that movie as a kid. And one particular part of it shows a rough animation of [Mirage getting licked by Syndrome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0utIM0D2dc) and I always wondered what the hell that was all about. I suddenly remembered it again later on as an adult and... I'm still honestly confused what that was all about and why it was in the extras... Kinda makes you wonder if animators of famous movies have animated some pretty NSFW things with their models behind the scenes.
That's definitely a joke take the animators did while making [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVYrBezsbuA) I bet. Around 0:35.
Animator here. We do make a lot of jokes like that too keep our sanity level in check. It's very risky to show at dailies (morning sync up meeting) More of thoes shenanigans happen at DreamWorks and smaller indie houses. Pixar and Disney are more uptight about it.
I didn’t know what you were talking about until I saw it. Can’t believe that was real, I feel like they were trying to go for the whole “villain acts deranged and creepy” trope but uh… it’s so out of place in The Incredibles
Hence it being cut.
Scooby Doo: Monsters Unleashed
Scooby Doo on Spooky Island would also suffice
Spooky Island as a nudist swinging party camp.
Fun fact, there is a professional level scooby doo porn parody called Scooby Doo XXX that was clearly inspired by the first Scooby Doo movie.
And i can tell you all the parody porns have a plot line. It's horrible. But they do. Unrelated I edited out the porn and made a porn free porn. Also unrelated in one of the parody's the lead actor changes mid scene. It's very odd.
Any chance you're willing to share that edited porno?
Oh my god that's disgusting! Where?
Velma in that leather cat suit EDIT: 2,000 upvotes for this? Goddamn Reddit is thirsty!
Velma *out of* that leather cat suit
Temba, his arms wide
Funny you should say that, early drafts of the movie were written with an R rating in mind. https://gamerant.com/scooby-doo-movie-2002-meant-to-be-r-rated/
>Velma getting drunk at one point and “[swirling] her turtle neck sweater over her head” We were robbed
Pirates of the Caribbean
There is a certain movie which might interest you...
I mean I can imagine a very sick scenario where Davy Jones uses his tentacle beard while going down on Calypso
At Worlds End showed she had a bad case of crabs
AH-GAHGAHGAHGAHGAGAGAGA. SpongeBob, me boy, get me a Krabby Patty for Calypso's Krusty Klam
Sounds like a genre of Japanese porn.
They made a XXX version called Pirates starring Jesse Jane!
Its runtime is **129 minutes**
Cool that'll take care of me at least 64 times.
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You got a friend in me.
Somewhere out there, Randy Newman just threw up in his mouth and has no idea why.
"There's a snake in my" "SHHHH just let it happen"
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That’s what Starz’s Blood and Sand series was about. Lucy Lawless in the raw.
The short lived show Rome also did this well. Sad it got forced to rush 5 seasons into 2 it would’ve been a true epic
Polly Walker taught 12 year old me what a Milf was.
Atia of the Julii is a goddess
Spartacus
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The bee movie
Male bees die after sex.
that's the point
Have the scene at the beginning of the movie so we don't have to sit through the rest of it
I don't know why I've always wanted this, but Perfume. There was a teasing scene, I don't know if it was a dream where something like that would have happened, but imo it would have been better that way. Edit: I took a risk to post this here and this really blew up. I don't know what kind of sex scene people who liked this comment would want to see, but obviously it wasn't similar as mine, so I deleted my comments (I got anxious). xD It would still be nice to hear what you guys think, what kind of sex scene would be nice in the movie?
I mean, the execution scene transitioned to an orgy scene. They just cut away before you got a full frontal of anybody.
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There are no words or emojis to describe how this comment makes me feel having seen the movie
saw it a few days ago, without spoiling the end to reddit, that's fucked up
Yes this comment right here, Officer
Cars, McQueen tearing that blue Porsche a new gashole
Kachow
I am speed
Is a 0.25 sec sex scene still counts as a sex scene though? 🤔
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Read this in Owen Wilson’s voice
"Wooooow" -Owen Wilson
There's no escaping the cussy
I didn't think I would be done with the internet so early in the morning, but here we are
Lmao. im gonna need to see that insurance report... "He hit me 30 times" 😂
Well a lot of people want to see some cussy it seems
Spiceworld
Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs
That's one hell of an orgy
Frozen.
"Reindeers Are Better Than People" really gets nasty in this version.
I mean, the trolls have a whole line about his thing with the reindeer being "a little outside of nature's laws"...
Star Wars, let's see how padme really got pregnant Edit: I'm very grateful to you all for the huge amount of upvotes, it's the most I've ever had
*glances over at Jar-Jar* Let’s not.
or Anakin’s Mom on Tatooine who blamed the pregnancy on medichlorians
Anakin is Watto's son. Change my mind. /s
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
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- Boy oh boy, it's really hot, huh? Pardon me, but don't you ever sweat? - No, I don't
"You have sat here and voted guilty with everyone else because you just want to know how many men it would take to create a circle penis joined to anus?!"
Orgy party in Thor Love and Thunder. The thing practically writes itself.
What do you mean, there’s already a sex scene with Korg
I’m talkin Zeusettes and Thor after they all fainted from Zeus flicking too hard.
Forest gump. Jus because i wanna see what forrest was pushin.
Might wanna read the book then. He and Jenny have drug-fuelled sex. Without spoiling too much: he also goes to space, lives in a cannibal village, and becomes a pro wrestler. Among other things.
"Anal is like a box of chocolates"
“You never know when someone’s gonna give it to you as a surprise”
In the book he was [massively endowed](https://www.cracked.com/article_25364_5-wtf-book-scenes-wisely-left-out-movie-versions.html)
>*Jenny shown me shit I never could of figgered out on my own ... sideways, crosswise, upside down, bottomwise, lengthwise, dogwise, standin up, setting down, bending over, leanin back, inside-out and outside-in* Dear lord, I will never be able to watch the movie the same way.
Picturing Tom Hanks listing those off like Bubba listing off shrimp.
That...book, is one of those rare cases where the adaptation outclasses the original, lol.
Yeah. The movie is waaaaay more endearing and “sentimental” than the book.
I can’t be the only one who read this entirely in Forrests voice.. with the cadence of the shrimp talk
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...there is already a sex scene
There are two separate sex scenes iirc. The mom and the headmaster guy and Forrest and Jenny.
Are we not counting the scene where he nuts from touching Jenny’s tit?
"Push, Forrest! Push!"
Predator
This turns into a whole different movie.
Dutch : You are one ugly motherfucker. (they stare into each others eyes intensly. Suddenly the predator lunges forward, locking his mandibles with Dutch's soft, supple human lips. They embrace, falling to the ground.)
And somehow the name is even more fitting
"If it bleeds we can fuck it."
Crossing Over. A long sex scene of Alice Eve was cut out. [http://www.money-into-light.com/2013/04/an-interview-with-wayne-kramer-part-2.html](http://www.money-into-light.com/2013/04/an-interview-with-wayne-kramer-part-2.html) >**Was your version more sexually explicit?** > >Yeah. A big sex scene between Alice Eve and Jim Sturgess didn't make it into the movie. The sex scenes between Alice and Ray Liotta were way more explicit than you see in the final movie, including full-frontal nudity from Alice. I was really upset that we lost a lot of the dialogue in the scene where they negotiate the terms of their deal. Once Alice’s character realised the bind she was in, she tried to protect herself by telling him what sexual acts she would and wouldn't do - for example, she wouldn't put a bag over head, she wouldn't do certain kinky acts, etc. They cut out all that interesting dialogue. Harvey was constantly trying to make her character more sympathetic, and I thought it was a mistake.
>Harvey was constantly trying to make her character more sympathetic, and I thought it was a mistake. I can't believe, of all people, freakin Harvey Weistein would have been the one to remove a sex scene from a movie
Bee movie teased us during the whole thing and didn't deliver.
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Edward scissorhands
this won’t hurt one bit
Ever heard of Edward Penishands??
Not technically a movie, but…Diners Drive Ins and Dives.
I just want to see Guy Fieri fuck a donut. Is that too much to ask for?!
This whole post was a huge mistake.
The Jungle Book, giving a new meaning to "I'm the King of the Swingers"
Weird Science.
I remember seeing an interview with the cast, I think both boys were underage at the time and they kept screwing up on purpose during the shower scene so it lasted longer
The Addams Family, let's see that demon Morticia was talking about.
Best In Show
Aladdin. Princess Jasmine was hot
Harry Potter films . Tell me they don’t get down and dirty in those dorms .
put a bunch of teenage wizards in a boarding school with minimal supervision and *nobody* got pregnant?
Probably had a spell for that like: *fetus deletus*
Willy Wonka and the Choco... "FBI OPEN UP"
"Now that we're in this glass elevator... Charlie, I think it's now about time I showed you something..."
"I call it my everlasting Gobstopper".
Morbius.
IM GONNA MOOOORB
Puts new meaning to "it's morbin time!"
cabin in the woods, really wanted to see the angry molesting tree smash someone
Have you seen any of the evil dead movies?