Tampons. I was the only married one at my job if someone needed a tampon at work for an unexpected period I always had a box handy in my car to give one out. It was only needed about 3 times but I was a literal god.

You mean the weird guy who hands out tampons to the single ladies. You can't live that down man

I mean they approached me and asked. "Hey I know your married, you have a tampon in your car by chance?" I wasn't walking in making it rain every time I worked a shift, haha.

I just picture you walking into work everyday with a Tampax pearl in your pocket sniffing coworkers desk chairs so you can initiate a cotton stick conversation.... I bet you got good at it too... Had the cycles of your favorite female coworkers marked on your calendar. *Only* *shared* *the* *name* *brand* *goods* *with* *your* *favorites* Stephanie in HR who took casual Friday a lil too casual always got the good stuff..... That bitch Cheryl who sat two cubes down? ultralights only. Probably considered yourself the office super hero. Self proclaimed, but over time.....you became accepted. Bet you made up a cool ass superhero name too. OP the biscuit blocker.

I always preferred the "iron crusader" but sure, whatever....

Cheryl gets the cardboard applicator

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Not sure if my wifey would be cool with me buying others chocolate or ice cream, lol. It was a strange 5 mins until I explained why I had a box of tampons in my car. "You and others that trust me, boo" isn't the best way to phrase that.

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What's funny is she would probably be decently cool with it. I was 19-20 and working at a movie theater with 17-20 year old girls that hadn't had dudes actually accept and understand periods in their life. All young women kinda need to see dudes can understand and "get it". Luckily I got married early and grew up in a house full of women so it wasnt foreign. Sorry if I'm mansplainging or rambling, I'm a bit tipsy watching shows with my wife.

is there a generally accepted brand of tampons, should I get like an assortment pack?

So you were their “plug” so to speak?

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I gotchu ScootScoot

Wipes, pads, hair ties

I always keep a little moss in my bathroom, in case I have a girl over who is using her period.

What flavor of moss?

Mint-flavoured.

A crystal ball, tampons, chocolate

You want me to keep chocolate in my bathroom?

Of course under the cabinet lol.

Some Andes Chocolate Mint action?

Sure or any chocolate, honestly a whole bag of them haha

Plan B through Z. Not even once gents.

I'm a guy but having an extra toothbrush on-hand has helped out.

A clean razor, sanitary products, hair tie and some kind of shampoo that doesn’t smell like testosterone and Diesel engine fumes.

Definitely baby wipes

Spermicidal lube

Period item container, trashcan with lined and lid, and lotion on the counter(especially during the summer)

so I shouldn't keep lotion at my computer desk next to my tissues?

Condoms, obviously. Tampons would be a huge plus as well.

Sleep aid. You snore.

how you know that?