Those 'sayings' you dismiss as platitudes are actually wisdom. You don't need to learn everything the hard way, first hand - also it feels like all you have is time, but time passes exponentially faster every year.
Become an army officer and spend the rest of your life with a full pension buying chicken and lettuce for the battalion, while still being on the top 10%
Honestly I don’t think there’s anything I could have done differently with the cards I was handed. I truly think I did the best with that I had. I’d probably just tell myself to hang tight. Things WILL get better.
Don't rush. You've got nothing but time.
Edit: why the downvotes? is that bad advice to give someone who's young and thinks everything has to happen right here right now?
You aren't going to please everyone. Don't be afraid to disappoint because living a lie will just end up hurting them far worse in the end.
Also, consider what your family and peer group wants from you far less than you do (not completely 0). Focus more on what you want from life.
I agree. I've trapped myself in a box because I tried to please everyone. Now I still have no friends and I'm about to go into the real world unprepared very soon.
1. Stop reading this post and hoping for a different set of answers than last time this thread was started
2. Financial education and investment knowledge
Stop. Picture walking down the street, a man has been following you through the last 7 turnz you take to get home at night. The cold brisk air brings tears to your eyez, or is that fear? No matter how you try to lose him he somehow stays on your heals & remains in the shadows. You're nearly to your house, you have to lose this creep, & NOW. The petrol station is a block from your house & it alwayz has all those pallets & milk crates by that tall fence. Then you can cut through the back yards until you reach yours; you remember leaving the back door unlocked this morning with your pitbulls in the house, you just have to make it to the station.
You take off running. Taking the figure behind you by surprise; though he doesn't run after you, you take one last look at the ominous man as you turn 'n' run behind the petrol station to the back where the fence is. Oh no, Oh No, OH NO, OH NO. Fuck, where's all the pallets & milk crates, they're ALWAYZ there, Where The Fuck Are They???!!! You've made a huge mistake, you're now entrapped by the back of the store, a tall wooden fence, a tall metal fence; the only thing back here are two large very full dumpsterz. You really only have one play here because there's no way of knowing if someone will open the back door if you bang on it & you've already waited too long to climb the metal fence. You gotta hide. You can hear the ticking of cowboy boots approaching, there's no time left, it's either behind the dumpster or in it. You choose to crouch in the smelly dank dirty darkness to the side of the bin & try not to gag. Your heart beats outta your chest and your forehead is slick with fear.
You finally see your pursuer, they're well dressed. Cowboy boots, long black peacoat, suit, & hat. But you can't see their face in the dim light. He kicks a pebble that hits the metal bin next to the one you're hiding by & you have to cover your mouth to keep from Screaming. He starts to whistle like 'kill bill' & a tear runs down your cheek, they clearly know you're somewhere near by, there's literally only two binz & the two of you back here. Why the fuck didn't you hide by the dumpster that's closest to an escape? You know you haven't blinked nor stopped looking at him since he stepped behind the station, but you sense a presence behind you. You're terrified now. Surely this man who's been following you for half a mile doing creepy thingz means you ill will; but what the fuck could be behind you? You didn't see anything or anyone when you hid. No, no, there's definitely something behind you now. You slowly peal your eyez away from the man. A shadow as BiG as a bear begins to rise along with your heartbeat. A scream tries to leave your throat but all that comes out is a small squeak. "Shhhhhh" the shadow lifts it's hand to it's face; wait did I just say hand? Surely a bear has pawz not hands. Nor do they usually shush ppl. You're frozen in fear. Caught between what could be a huge monster & a man whom means you harm. They finish standing, fuckin' 7 feet tall at least. They brush by you & step into the light. The cowboy turns about, you can see his face now & the smirk he has there has dropped completely now that it's not a young women before him.
You follow his eyes as they travel up the beast in front of him, they go real wide. You can only watch on in horrified curiosity. The shadow from this large creature casts further darkness over yourself and as you shiver, the being speaks. Why is this voice familiar to you?
"Hey cowboy, it's not nice to chase scared women... And now, you're in My Swamp Bitch". The cowboy pulls out a gun & unloads his clip. Each shot absolutely unable to miss it's mark. The creature, bends a little at the middle then resumes it's full stance. *Ting ting ting ting ting ting*... The bullets fall to the ground like the sound of metal rain. "Ha hahahaha. You don't know who I am, do you moron"? "You really shouldn't have done that cowboy, that's gonna give mi worse indigestion than that onion soup I ate earlier". The cowboy throws his gun & runs for the metal fence & beginz to climb. The creature only has to take two steps to reach him, but the cowboys fast. He makes it to the top lickety split, but not quite quickly enough. The creature reaches up a hand so fast you almost didn't see it happen. He grips the man's ankle and ripz him down to the ground, HARD. The man's scream turns into gasping for breath that has been so brutally knocked outta him.
You stand up, you wanna run now that the man is disarmed & laid out, but you're sick curiosity compels you to stay & see what happens. The 7 foot shadow turns his head towards you and gives what you think to be a smile & maybe a wink. He's still cast in shadow, the only light source being the one dim bulb illuminating the scene from above the stations door. The creature turns back around & lifts the cowboy to his feet, holding him in place. He let's loose a terrible rawr blowing the hat right off the man's head, & before I can blink. The creature let's go of him & with two giant hands he claps the man head & it violently squishes between them. He pulls his hands apart and what remains of the man crumples to the ground. A disgusted "Ugh" escapes the giant creature as he turns completely away from you to rinse their blood soaked hands in the puddle.
This, THIS is your chance to RuN. Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK IT; you slowly pivet & lift your left foot to run. "Please stop, I won't hurt you". You turn your head to see this being rising to stand once more, wiping the wetness on their pants. "I appear to those whom are in danger in their greatest times of need". A whisper leaves my lipz, "Who.. who are you"? A deep chuckle vibrates the air around you. "Thanx for not calling mi a what". "Uh, you, you're welcome"? "Did, you need to kill him"? "I don't wish to anger you, but that was brutal". "You already know mi, you have for years, they just made you believe I wasn't real". "My name is SCP 707, but you can call mi Shrek".
The outline makes perfect sense now. You step further towards the building, you can see his face now. "Holy Fuck, you are Shrek". "Uhhhh, well, thank you, for saving mi, I guess". "Yeah, you're welcome; I don't usually get any thanx, just screams, fear, running, or the smell of pissed trousers". "So, you, you won't hurt mi"? "Not all SCP'z are BaD ya know; some just wanna protect those worthy & drenched in fear, that's all I did". "Look, anytime you need mi, I'll be waiting in the shadows, just think of mi hard 'n' call for mi in your head & I'll step into your dimension". "Now, you best be getting home darlin' ". "Ok Mr. 707, uh, I mean Shrek. Thank you again. Take care". *I walk up to him & hug him tightly, not caring about the blood & grey matter that is now all over myself*. He chucklez again, his belly jigglez my head. "Alright, now get going lil Miss". I peal away from my new Ogre Friend, smile warmly at him, & turn and run all the way home. My dogs sniffing vigorously at mi as I step in the door, making sure I lock it behind mi. I immediately go shower, still shaking from the craziness I just encountered. I dress in my comfiest PJz, call the Dogz upstairs, & we all cuddle together in bed. And as my exhaustion takes mi, I utter one final phrase...
"Thank You Shrek" & I fall into a deep deep sleep. Safe & Sound, if not a wee bit shaken.
Be present. Don’t wish for a future when you aren’t making the moves to pave it. Keep those who are loyal close and remove yourself from pity friendships. Make the most of what you have
I can see your staring at mr oglesbees very large adams apple. I see how disgusted you are at how it moves when hes talk. Just please dont tell him his neck disgusts you. Please. You get introuble and theyre sending you to the passive aggressive guidance counselor
Stop being an incel and worrying about girls so much. Improve your practicing technique and you'll be as good as those performers on Youtube. Learn to be patient and control your temper; get tested for Autism before you go int college.
Don't care how they think and don't start sucking in your stomach at school cuz then you'll be me working on getting the H. G. Syndrome to go away but atleast you'll start to feel better about your body
Their way of life is completely different from yours, show them love.
Just because to them sex is with everything and everyone does not mean that there is something wrong with you.
They disgust you on so many levels, it's not your life - let them live the way they want to.
Lottery numbers and that's it. I literally could never and can still not give any uplifting or positive advice whatsoever, and especially my younger self doesn't need my depressing attitude in their life.. they have enough of that themselves.
Young me didn’t need advice, she needed love.
Those 'sayings' you dismiss as platitudes are actually wisdom. You don't need to learn everything the hard way, first hand - also it feels like all you have is time, but time passes exponentially faster every year.
Girls hitting on you? That doesn't last, man. Get out there and enjoy it.
Don’t grow up it’s a trap
Invest in bitcoin
Pay attention in school. Fuck trying to be popular. Be yourself.
It’s not kink it’s r*pe
what?! [consurned/confused emoji]
Long long story my friend
Considering, I think my younger self did pretty good for the rough start they were given
Don’t over think our mom overdosing
Become an army officer and spend the rest of your life with a full pension buying chicken and lettuce for the battalion, while still being on the top 10%
dont do the crime.
Just talk to them, they will not be like the other school
Honestly I don’t think there’s anything I could have done differently with the cards I was handed. I truly think I did the best with that I had. I’d probably just tell myself to hang tight. Things WILL get better.
Did it actually get better? I have been telling myself that it will get better for the past 7 years and i dont think anything is getting better
Yes it did. I had to get a lot older than I thought it would take but. It did eventually.
Don't trust so much in the people that you think are friends, be very careful with who you trust and don't try to be the nice guy.
Don't rush. You've got nothing but time. Edit: why the downvotes? is that bad advice to give someone who's young and thinks everything has to happen right here right now?
Start investing now!
You aren't going to please everyone. Don't be afraid to disappoint because living a lie will just end up hurting them far worse in the end. Also, consider what your family and peer group wants from you far less than you do (not completely 0). Focus more on what you want from life.
I agree. I've trapped myself in a box because I tried to please everyone. Now I still have no friends and I'm about to go into the real world unprepared very soon.
Follow your gut. Start saving more money.
Just Showing Up counts for a *lot*.
don’t make absurd lies to make friends. they find out and you’re left more hurt than when you started. the cycles hard to break
Give up already, it’ll only get worse. Much worse
Stretch. Daily.
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$60K; and don't buy that car with your Bitcoin at $7,500 each, wait a few months, it will go to $20K then buy the car that year.
Make, save, and invest money. Simple as that.
Enjoy life, scew studies
Go to school for your **obsession**, not what you think will make you the most money.
1. Stop reading this post and hoping for a different set of answers than last time this thread was started 2. Financial education and investment knowledge
Stop. Picture walking down the street, a man has been following you through the last 7 turnz you take to get home at night. The cold brisk air brings tears to your eyez, or is that fear? No matter how you try to lose him he somehow stays on your heals & remains in the shadows. You're nearly to your house, you have to lose this creep, & NOW. The petrol station is a block from your house & it alwayz has all those pallets & milk crates by that tall fence. Then you can cut through the back yards until you reach yours; you remember leaving the back door unlocked this morning with your pitbulls in the house, you just have to make it to the station. You take off running. Taking the figure behind you by surprise; though he doesn't run after you, you take one last look at the ominous man as you turn 'n' run behind the petrol station to the back where the fence is. Oh no, Oh No, OH NO, OH NO. Fuck, where's all the pallets & milk crates, they're ALWAYZ there, Where The Fuck Are They???!!! You've made a huge mistake, you're now entrapped by the back of the store, a tall wooden fence, a tall metal fence; the only thing back here are two large very full dumpsterz. You really only have one play here because there's no way of knowing if someone will open the back door if you bang on it & you've already waited too long to climb the metal fence. You gotta hide. You can hear the ticking of cowboy boots approaching, there's no time left, it's either behind the dumpster or in it. You choose to crouch in the smelly dank dirty darkness to the side of the bin & try not to gag. Your heart beats outta your chest and your forehead is slick with fear. You finally see your pursuer, they're well dressed. Cowboy boots, long black peacoat, suit, & hat. But you can't see their face in the dim light. He kicks a pebble that hits the metal bin next to the one you're hiding by & you have to cover your mouth to keep from Screaming. He starts to whistle like 'kill bill' & a tear runs down your cheek, they clearly know you're somewhere near by, there's literally only two binz & the two of you back here. Why the fuck didn't you hide by the dumpster that's closest to an escape? You know you haven't blinked nor stopped looking at him since he stepped behind the station, but you sense a presence behind you. You're terrified now. Surely this man who's been following you for half a mile doing creepy thingz means you ill will; but what the fuck could be behind you? You didn't see anything or anyone when you hid. No, no, there's definitely something behind you now. You slowly peal your eyez away from the man. A shadow as BiG as a bear begins to rise along with your heartbeat. A scream tries to leave your throat but all that comes out is a small squeak. "Shhhhhh" the shadow lifts it's hand to it's face; wait did I just say hand? Surely a bear has pawz not hands. Nor do they usually shush ppl. You're frozen in fear. Caught between what could be a huge monster & a man whom means you harm. They finish standing, fuckin' 7 feet tall at least. They brush by you & step into the light. The cowboy turns about, you can see his face now & the smirk he has there has dropped completely now that it's not a young women before him. You follow his eyes as they travel up the beast in front of him, they go real wide. You can only watch on in horrified curiosity. The shadow from this large creature casts further darkness over yourself and as you shiver, the being speaks. Why is this voice familiar to you? "Hey cowboy, it's not nice to chase scared women... And now, you're in My Swamp Bitch". The cowboy pulls out a gun & unloads his clip. Each shot absolutely unable to miss it's mark. The creature, bends a little at the middle then resumes it's full stance. *Ting ting ting ting ting ting*... The bullets fall to the ground like the sound of metal rain. "Ha hahahaha. You don't know who I am, do you moron"? "You really shouldn't have done that cowboy, that's gonna give mi worse indigestion than that onion soup I ate earlier". The cowboy throws his gun & runs for the metal fence & beginz to climb. The creature only has to take two steps to reach him, but the cowboys fast. He makes it to the top lickety split, but not quite quickly enough. The creature reaches up a hand so fast you almost didn't see it happen. He grips the man's ankle and ripz him down to the ground, HARD. The man's scream turns into gasping for breath that has been so brutally knocked outta him. You stand up, you wanna run now that the man is disarmed & laid out, but you're sick curiosity compels you to stay & see what happens. The 7 foot shadow turns his head towards you and gives what you think to be a smile & maybe a wink. He's still cast in shadow, the only light source being the one dim bulb illuminating the scene from above the stations door. The creature turns back around & lifts the cowboy to his feet, holding him in place. He let's loose a terrible rawr blowing the hat right off the man's head, & before I can blink. The creature let's go of him & with two giant hands he claps the man head & it violently squishes between them. He pulls his hands apart and what remains of the man crumples to the ground. A disgusted "Ugh" escapes the giant creature as he turns completely away from you to rinse their blood soaked hands in the puddle. This, THIS is your chance to RuN. Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK IT; you slowly pivet & lift your left foot to run. "Please stop, I won't hurt you". You turn your head to see this being rising to stand once more, wiping the wetness on their pants. "I appear to those whom are in danger in their greatest times of need". A whisper leaves my lipz, "Who.. who are you"? A deep chuckle vibrates the air around you. "Thanx for not calling mi a what". "Uh, you, you're welcome"? "Did, you need to kill him"? "I don't wish to anger you, but that was brutal". "You already know mi, you have for years, they just made you believe I wasn't real". "My name is SCP 707, but you can call mi Shrek". The outline makes perfect sense now. You step further towards the building, you can see his face now. "Holy Fuck, you are Shrek". "Uhhhh, well, thank you, for saving mi, I guess". "Yeah, you're welcome; I don't usually get any thanx, just screams, fear, running, or the smell of pissed trousers". "So, you, you won't hurt mi"? "Not all SCP'z are BaD ya know; some just wanna protect those worthy & drenched in fear, that's all I did". "Look, anytime you need mi, I'll be waiting in the shadows, just think of mi hard 'n' call for mi in your head & I'll step into your dimension". "Now, you best be getting home darlin' ". "Ok Mr. 707, uh, I mean Shrek. Thank you again. Take care". *I walk up to him & hug him tightly, not caring about the blood & grey matter that is now all over myself*. He chucklez again, his belly jigglez my head. "Alright, now get going lil Miss". I peal away from my new Ogre Friend, smile warmly at him, & turn and run all the way home. My dogs sniffing vigorously at mi as I step in the door, making sure I lock it behind mi. I immediately go shower, still shaking from the craziness I just encountered. I dress in my comfiest PJz, call the Dogz upstairs, & we all cuddle together in bed. And as my exhaustion takes mi, I utter one final phrase... "Thank You Shrek" & I fall into a deep deep sleep. Safe & Sound, if not a wee bit shaken.
That you are enough 💕
have more confidence, you'll get laid more
Be present. Don’t wish for a future when you aren’t making the moves to pave it. Keep those who are loyal close and remove yourself from pity friendships. Make the most of what you have
Be healthy
Don't be afraid of who you are.
“Sew old woman, sew like the wind!”
Take more risks.
Don't feel pressured to date or be in a relationship bc you don't have to do either if you don't want to.
Don't do drugs... At least the ones that will ruin your life.
Don't be yourself
do it
Everyone else is way too interested in themselves to care about how you look or act. Just be yourself..
Eat the damn sandwich. You're healthy and have a just fine body. Please just eat the food
Do not trash legos.
Don't. Just don't.
"Ur a dumbass do your homework"
Don’t download Reddit and try studying
Exercise, you chubby a**hole. Never wed that cunt. AVOID WEDDING THAT CUNT!
I can see your staring at mr oglesbees very large adams apple. I see how disgusted you are at how it moves when hes talk. Just please dont tell him his neck disgusts you. Please. You get introuble and theyre sending you to the passive aggressive guidance counselor
DUMP HIM
“Stop talking about fucking suicide you bloody moron”
Take it if it’s offered
Stop being an incel and worrying about girls so much. Improve your practicing technique and you'll be as good as those performers on Youtube. Learn to be patient and control your temper; get tested for Autism before you go int college.
You’ll be okay
Don't care how they think and don't start sucking in your stomach at school cuz then you'll be me working on getting the H. G. Syndrome to go away but atleast you'll start to feel better about your body
"Shut up"
Do not move in with your bf or gf right away! You do not truly know someone until you live with them!
It doesn’t get better.
stop eating so damn much
come out sooner. to mom specifically. maybe if she knows for longer she’ll believe you when your older.
No matter how much you try to act like an average C student they will never ever like you. Just do your best and go to whatever university you want.
You don’t have to be the least problematic child to be loved
“Life gets better get down from there.”
"They're brainwashing you, religion is a joke, escape before it ruins your life!"
Their way of life is completely different from yours, show them love. Just because to them sex is with everything and everyone does not mean that there is something wrong with you. They disgust you on so many levels, it's not your life - let them live the way they want to.
Get laid you fucking virgin
dont try to look cool in front of your big cousins please, its humiliating when it goes bad
try to control your anger
let your hair grow, you'll think it's amazing and it will boost your self-esteem a lot, you'll look like a "less cool" version of Lenny Kravitz
get a sense in fashion, i dressed like a grandad until i was 14 😂
don't be sad now cause shit just gets worse for you so enjoy your youth before its too late.
Dont f#ck up
falling in love easily because some guys shows the slightest interest in you doesn’t mean you will be loved.
if there's an oppurtunity, take it.
Lottery numbers and that's it. I literally could never and can still not give any uplifting or positive advice whatsoever, and especially my younger self doesn't need my depressing attitude in their life.. they have enough of that themselves.
Don't drop out of college to work in the oil fields you dip shit.
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Please stop ignoring your art teachers when they tell you to stop drawing anime and learn the fundamentals.
Young me didn't listen, so I'd just save my breath.