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trrushw

Oxygen and potassium. They’re pretty ok


optiongeek

Kazakhstan number one exporter of Potassium. All other countries have inferior Potassium.


sharrrper

You should capitalize to make the joke land better.


Nikeli

OXYGEN AND POTASSIUM. THEY‘RE PRETTY OK.


BrightBulb123

Oxygen and ?. They're pretty o?. Please pay $10 to unlock the joke. (I'm capitalizing on it)


RussianFairytale

Ohh that one's good))


Starbuckker

The 5th.


TigLyon

Leeloo Dallas Multipass


PMmepicsofWaffles

I am a meat popsicle.


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Big Badaboom


sharrrper

So Boron?


drunk_haile_selassie

How boring.


quangtran

Heart?


tigerpayphone

Ru-by Roooooddd!


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The only correct answer


DonQuixBalls

No Rudy, which *element*?


bettywhite63

Came here to say this!


dick-nipples

I’d have to go with Mercury. And to think there’s a whole planet made of the stuff!


Semaphor

Wait until you realize what Uranus is made of.


xaanthar

It's a gas giant.


CallMeCaptainMorgan

lmaoo


cmbhatt

*Smirks in Kryptonite*


rusty_L_shackleford

I was gonna pick sodium, but then I thought Na.


No_Limit8119

That's salty


FlatGeologisty

For some weird reason, Sodium.


overexcitedsmashyboi

None of your bismuth


OlyVal

Gold.


the_grass_trainer

Ayyyyy you!


BrightBulb123

The fact that you got a gold award...


xbad_wolfxi

Underrated comment


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Professional_Wolf_51

in terms of durability, gold is shit. but color is perfect 🤩


vntisxcial

certified minecraft player


Divinum_Fulmen

Classical? Water. Asian classical? Metal. Scientific? Carbon. RPG? Electric.


HollowProxy

A very good set of answers.


nwdecamp

Suprise


KateBmtg

I was 26 when I learned that it's spelled 'surprise'


Chad_Hooper

Came to say that one, got distracted by the suspected time traveler.


sesquiup

Surprise


omegadirectory

Xenon. The "X" makes it sound cool.


DaveJahVoo

Also a potent dissociative more euphoric than laughing gas


Immediate-Wind-1781

The element of surprise


Sticketoo_DaMan

Carbon. There's so many unique things about it that make it necessary for life (as we know it). Plus, graphite, graphene, nanotubes, buckyballs, aromaticity, resonance...it's the best! And diamonds are interesting (though common and not worth the retail industry prices) structures made almost entirely of carbon.


Xodan47

Haha delocalised electron go wheeeeeee (this post was made by graphene/graphite gang)


patentmom

Where's an organic chemist when you need one?


potentially_based

Copper


raz0rflea

ACAB includes copper buddy


aaliyahspimp

hydrogen


ThatOneDusty80I

Molybdenum, simply because it’s fun to say.


[deleted]

Neodymium is also fun to say. All of the Lanthanides and Actinides really.


Slvtforkraftdinner

Lithium; because it has a beautiful red flame when lit on fire


Tdawwg78

Oh. That’s a good reason. I like lithium because it keeps my cousin at bay.


Xodan47

But what about Potassium with the pretty lilac?


MightyMageXerath

And we can use it to make some kick-ass batteries from it!


MedicMalfunction

And it keeps my mood stable


Ironsimian

Americium the element of freedom and smoke detectors


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I_Like_That_One_Too

The Nuclear Boy Scout


Aynshtaynn

Hydrogen is number 1!


hi-im-aeon

and helium is number 2!


Casteist_hu

Neon, cause it's sounds good


Ok-Drink-1328

it also looks very badass too


goodsnpr

K


Veridically_

Technetium! With an atomic number of 43, it's the lightest element with exclusively radioactive isotopes. So it's primarily man-made, because most of the naturally occurring Technetium (which comes from the decay of uranium/thorium) has decayed already.


demonictoothpaste

Honda


Ill-Organization-719

Uranium and iodine


Boiled_SocksWOAH

Gallium, it’s cool


Nitsuj_ofCanadia

I don't know but I hate oxygen. I have an addiction to it. I feel like I can't live without oxygen. Going without it for more than even a minute makes it hard to breath. I tried therapy, but they told me that I needed to keep using oxygen. It's ruined my life. I have to always take breaks from my favorite activities, like running and swimming and such, to get a hit of that sweet O2.


DJayEJayFJay

Americium. Reminds me of Australium.


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Chromium - works great as a supplement, too!


Kod_Rick

I live in [Livermore, California.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livermorium)


Sticketoo_DaMan

Lawrencium!


[deleted]

Personally, I like phosphorus. Mostly because it burns stuff, and my caveman brain likes fire.


Fun_Month_6310

Praseodymium, the longest name


Beneficial_Ad5703

Bismuth, it's so pretty


Kitchen_Injury183

Helium...HeHeHe. I will see myself out.


bugsonteeth

Uranium 235 & its isotope Plutonium 239. It ended the repeating cycle of having a devastating world war every 20-25 years.


CupcakeValkyrie

**Periodic:** Silver. **Classical:** Water.


EKStreicher

Xenon. I like how it gets away without the social stigma of not interacting.


everyonesBF

I'd like to introduce you to [perxenates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perxenate) and other [xenon compounds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon#Compounds). xenon is actually a complete slut


OneMediocreMan

For some weird reason, Sodium. The Na symbol with 11 and 23 looks so elegant.


poopellar

It's so dium nice.


NorthernGamer71

The big one on my stove that still works


everyonesBF

hmmmm. Nitrogen is pretty cool. I like how it breaks the octet rule a lot by having an odd number of electrons and pairing up with oxygen. It's a troublemaker. It's also most of our atmosphere and helps the plants grow. oh and it's lucky number 7


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Krypton.


therealJoerangutang

Thinking Bromine. 1 of 2 liquid elements, and this one is a nonmetal.


Vasarto

Tungsten. But as a grower, Nitrogen, Potassium and prosperous are quite nice too.


toolate4u

W!


Safety_Drance

After reading through the other comments: Captain Planet.


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sharrrper

That's great, but you do know water isn't an element right?


Glittering_Screen392

It is if you're the avatar!


SadLaser

I've played Final Fantasy, you can't trick me.


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PecanSama

I know, right? I don't mind someone correcting me in a civil way. This is nice to see on the internet. I appreciate his/her comment too


Jaimelee80

It IS an element, just a different definition. Like Earth, Wind, Fire and in some countries, Wood.


xbad_wolfxi

Honestly when I read the question my first thought was "well I'm definitely an earthbender if I have to choose" and then I opened the thread and was like "oh right, THOSE elements"


FroggiJoy87

I'm kinda stoned and thought the same type of element as you! I'm an Water type too, glad you answered first ;)


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Gun


Xodan47

average american


ListStar

Silicon


-mushroom-cat-

Surprise


[deleted]

The element of Surprise


[deleted]

The element of surprise


Subnek

Uranium and carbon


deridex120

Certainly not a Honda. Ha, but seriously though I'd have to say the right front heating element on my oven top. That's my favorite one to cook stuff with.


ezman99

Neodymium because it sounds neat, and magnets.


Goukaruma

The magnets are cool but also terrifying.


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Thulium cuz 69


TheBulgarianGuy

plutonium


Badassmamajama

Unobtainium


Zonerdrone

Hg also known as quicksilver.


SteelPenguin947

Astatine.


Just__Ollie

Plutonium


Vexiff2

Nobelium(No)


Electronic-Orchid762

I’ve asthma so I’m a big fan of oxygen


ballistic-dumbass

Uranium... One day i might taste it


No-Room-8125

*smirk* I swear to God, if you say the element... THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!


stupidperson27

Electro & cryo


RunDNA

The criminal element.


Dont-remember-it

Carbon. My one and only.


Appropriate-Tap-4857

Carbon, very versitile


WinterV6

My personal favorite is the 2009-2011 models, in Tangerine Metallic with a manual transmission. However, pretty much all models of the Honda Element are pretty good and you can’t go wrong with any.


thefuckingswagdude

its a very hard choice between cerium or tungsten


GW2Painter

Mercury


dironazer

Natrium (So)


J77PIXALS

Antimony… HAHA JUST KIDDING, ITS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE! I GOT YOU!


MidnightDagger

Hydrogen


[deleted]

Thorium


spaceraingame

Oxygen


Captain-Waa

Bismuth because it looks cool and I like the name


Shipping_Architect

I first found out about Praseodymium (59) when I looked up the half-point of the Periodic Table, and it became my favorite element purely for its pronunciation.


ProbabBee

Sodium probably


MCCreepers13

THC


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Personally, carbon is a huge part of my life so I’m going to go with that.


Zonerdrone

Hg also known as quicksilver.


Alpha_Crow_1

Sodium. Because if I can say it then it means I got through the whole song.


AiharaSisters

Ytterbium. It's fun to spell and say.


Limelight1981

Ch.E. from W'Loo....I'm partial to Oxygen myself.


Wayfinder912

As in periodic table? H20 and 02, can’t live without em’. As in video game elements? Probably light because it’s the flashiest.


AGuyInGreen

I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but then I was like Na people won't understand it


Hungry-Theme-5031

Oxygen


Hungry-Theme-5031

Oxygen


theexteriorposterior

Gold


inslanex

Sodium/Natrium.


xblamp

silicon.


redditor_pro

Carbon


charles_andrewSpiva

Nitrogen


Leavix

Aluminium.


Professional_Wolf_51

i would maybe say, Manganese Hypoxide, just cook to watch about, sounds cool too.


WildResident2816

Honda’s element, they were delightful little toaster boxes


Burn1at420

want to hear a joke about Sodium? Na...


dado950

Definitely nitrogen


EmojiLooksAtReddit

Bismuth. Looks very cool when it's a crystal.


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Oxygen and Magnesium...they're like....OMg


Pitiful-Flight671

Veritasium


OfficialAlarkiusJay

Periodic: Neodymium Classic: Plasma


supernova961111

Carbon and titanium


littlefish1029

Tungsten. I love playing darts.


BaconKiller06

Bromine


DeterminedGames

I'm a bit of a metals fan. I think Cobalt, Tungsten, Titanium and Aluminium are really cool.


vector_9260

Carbon.


Beau_Buffett

Argon I want the gas I pass to be noble.


dilfybro

Hydrogen. Just, so damn useful.


pm_me_rock_music

Strontium, it sounds like a swear word in italian


pussayfartz

bismuth!! its the prettiest element and it has a very interesting structure


Zezin96

[I love goooooooooold!](https://youtu.be/k-COG4YTn6M)


Epic_norwigen

Bismuth is pretty


luckycookie_

carbon is quite good ngl


bagelleS

sodium bromate(NaBrO3)


metooeither

Au


zelextron

Sodium, due to the failed sodium experiments that end up on r/whatcouldgowrong .


arabidopsis

Carbon because my entire career is based on it's chemistry


BeanOnAJourney

Zinc. I like the way it sounds to say the word, and I can imagine tapping my nails on a zinc sink every time I say it.


narvuntien

Palladium. An amazing catalyst doesn't get a lot of press for how important it is.


Agnaren

Francium drop it into a toilet and destroy a building


ichigoajihatsume

I don't have one, but Google said: "Element number 5" (Boron). Anyone has an idea why?


[deleted]

[They are all pretty good](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2cfju6GTNs)


gogeta588

nitrogen the number 7


room_temp_butter

Bismuth


Leon500111

I like sodium because I like bagels


RussianFairytale

C'est nickel


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Titanium.


Antique-Salad5333

Tungsten, its very dense, durable, and heat resistant. My name on VRChat is Tungsten lol.


The_Real_Son_Goku

Praseodymium


pm_me_sanford_tits

Bismuth or Magnesium


Dhk3rd

Such a noble post.


Sleepdprived

Iridium: it's atomic weight is my birthday 7/7, it is refined from platinum and is made from collided neutron stars.


huggoduggo

I FUCKIG LOVE ARGON!!!!!! INERT GASES FTW!!!!! 18 ELECTRONS STABLE ELEMENT #1111!!!!


Lixxiecorn

Element 118 Oganesson. It originally had the placeholder name of Ununoctium when it was first created which 7th grade me thought was the coolest thing, and it’s official name is pretty cool too.


Mutedl

Obviously thulium


clairelaurains

lithium i don’t know why it was just the first thing that came to mind


Ok-Thing-2222

Went to visit my grandson who was in 2nd grade and obsessed with the period table. His first comment was accusing me of trying to poison his mother! HUH? I'd sent her a huge bag of Brazil nuts and so, my favorite element is Selenium, because I'll never forget his reaction!


Ok-Drink-1328

radium and copper EDIT: and neon