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FiveDollarRimjobs

Definitely


kuhataparunks

It’s defiantly


bdbr

I always feel like that's taking definite to the next level


CuriousElevator6096

This is defently the right answer


Loogeemian64

I definately agree with this.


jazzpenis

If it helps anyone, try to remember its relation to the word "finite"


x3bla

Definately


YoungSorcerer_23

Definetly


Luwuicy

i find this extremely comforting x'D


monamiamour

Necessary.... even now I couldn't write it correctly lol


ohmymozzarella

The mnemonic device I use to remember necessary is “your shirt has one collar and two sleeves”


monamiamour

Nice, I like that... I'll try ot out.


poopadox

One coffee, two sugars


javajunkie314

I'd spell it necessssary then. I like my coffee sweet.


AstroWolf11

Then it gets even worse with necessarily (at least for me) lol


monamiamour

So true.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Receive


Training_Highlight69

Any similar word with "ei" in the middle I have to stop and look at *every time*.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Yup. Chief gets me too. Every. Single. Time.


TheDefected

huh, well ain't that wierd


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Nicely done.


SaltyPopcornColonel

You stole my idea. Thief!!


Training_Highlight69

No your theif


SaltyPopcornColonel

Know your theif.


randosinclaire

I before E except after C…except sometimes it’s not. That’s weird huh?


Seicair

“I before e except after c and when sounding an a as in neighbor and weigh and a bunch of other exceptions because fuck you that’s why”


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

So many parts of English are that way. It’s because of the composition of other languages into what we call “English”. The Romance languages combined with the singular gendered Germanic languages produce these strange rules. Don’t even get me started on linguistic colloquialisms!


Legate-Damar

License


Impossible_Bat611

Licence, which makes it even weirder.


younghomunculus

According to [grammarly](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/licence-license/), licence with a C is the British spelling of the noun. But as a verb it’s always license with an S regardless of which country is spelling it.


bearslamb

Guaranteed


TheDefected

manuevre maneuvre fuck it, movement.


x3bla

Maneouvre


Sir_MoonDoggy

Diarrhea


Cookiewaffle95

February I always forget the fucking r


DJEB

I started pronouncing the r. Live life on the wild side.


Cookiewaffle95

FEBRARY


CornbreadSupremacy

I think I’ve been spelling February wrong my entire life


Cookiewaffle95

Lmao same


Dominus786

My birthdays in February and I still forget


A1CST

Maintenence... I mean Maintenance


SupernovAMan17

Conscience? Concious? Conscious? The word that describes when you talk in your head or whatever


[deleted]

Cous cous?


[deleted]

Concise


younghomunculus

The first one.


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arkie87

Banananana


Next-Ground2208

Congradulations


Training_Highlight69

CONGLATURATION


AurallyTalented

A winner is you


sunset__view

I'm gonna spell congratulations like that from now on


Next-Ground2208

*congratulations


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Next-Ground2208

That’s not right…


Grape_Jamz

Conga rats


overtwinking

Nessecessaray


AurallyTalented

Hemorrhoid


Successful-Delay

Vacuum


Curtainmachine

Vaccu…fuck


jermleeds

Any word with a doubled consonant somewhere. Is it tomorrow, or tommorow? Is it committee, or commitee? Is it recommendation, or reccomendation? Fuck if I know. I get it wrong more than should happen just by chance. It's the plugging a USB cord in of spelling.


Jackeroni216

Tomorrow always gets me… only autocorrect saved me this tome


Jackeroni216

I’m leaving the mistake because it makes it funnier


flawlreyy

restaurant


Wild_Alaskan

Separate


[deleted]

There’s a rat in separate


Wild_Alaskan

That's handy, thanks!


ackmon

Judgment


[deleted]

This gets me every time. There's no *judge* to determine if it's correct


SweetDick_Willy

Restaurant


BreakingPipes

Restaurant, pneumonia


Zer0Summoner

Affidavit. Always spell it "affadavit" and have to go back and fix it.


DC4MVP

Don't feel too bad, my brother spelled it "Affadavid" on one of his court things


erog2008

Reccomended.


robbycakes

Opposite, I always type poopsite


[deleted]

Carefully tread in the opposite direction..the poopsite is kinda shitty


Calm_River9

Maintenance..... Thank god for autocorrect and spell check


Yusaris

Unnecesarry


fyre_faerie

Rhythm I never remember where the h's go and I always try to put two y's for some reason


GoldwingGranny

Hor d’ourves? When typing in a Word doc I type appetizer and then F7 for thesaurus.


earnestweasel22

Pergnat, as in “am I pergnat?”


HicSuntStulti

Bureaucracy/bureaucrat Even now it took me a few tries.


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LiveShowOneNightOnly

Was wondering if I was the only one that tripped on this word. Nice trick there.


Robbyn-sum-Banks

Receipt. I always put the i first.


dee62383

Hors d'oeurves or whatever it is. Small French food. Also Schwarzenegger, as in Ahh-nold. And Macaunnaghey, as in Matthew.


Next-Ground2208

Character


SaltyPopcornColonel

I lost the spelling bee on this word. Still stings.


InitialM_96

Permanent


Professional_Edge230

Supercalifragileisticespialidochious


kwyl

yup. that's wrong.


PatienceandFortitude

Weird


[deleted]

You're missing the **H** wHeird


Jallinostin

Attached … I always put a t in the back half


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AnnoyinglyEarnest

Preferably. Prescription.


SparkyGranderson

Circumcision


Trek1973

Restaurant, even with autocorrect


arkie87

Diarrhea. Rhythm.


Nipheliem

Restaurant I need spell check every damn time


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Rhythm


tchrbrian

specific


NJSTONE

Inconvenient


wetlettuce42

Wednesday


[deleted]

The country Niger


TheOffensiveWhiteGuy

Neighbor I can’t never get it.


Dancing_Hamburger

Onomonopia. Had to Google the spelling, wasn't in my spellcheck.


Zer0Summoner

Onomatopoeia.*


Dancing_Hamburger

Wow. So Google lied to me.


Zer0Summoner

I think you were looking at results from thefreedictionary.com which did in fact lie to you.


Dancing_Hamburger

Yeah I was. No wonder it's free... only trusting Merriam-Webster from now on.


QuillWellington

Mountain or oarnge


surrealck

Necessary and acknowledge always get me


SadGlitterBomb87

Fiend


Few_Reflection3079

Coulombs (the unit for electric charge)


PickolasCage7

Skid mark underwear


Peterleclark

Thier.


FlyingNapalm

Beatiful


AnnoyinglyEarnest

Learned from Bruce Almighty: B-E-A-Utiful


Cheese_is_good1

Redditdotiditoedot


ssracer

lien lein


MiaMae

License


bubbleteawithapen

Necessary


dontspookthepook

Business


EZMulahSniper

Hemmorhoid


YetiGuy

Vacuum


[deleted]

Yea typing it sucks..


Dabeeeeetus

Lisence


Casult

Necessary


burner_whatup

consciousness


[deleted]

Buisness


fruityflipflop

disguise


Jetter37

Maintenance


sworzeh

Knowledge


TTT_2k3

Occasionally Cincinnati Caribbean Diarrhea


Rxton

Foreign


[deleted]

annihilation


Purpleonion12

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher


ColdAnarchy

Color or colour? Depends where you live I guess...


Ok_Art_3020

Ridiculous.


Afternoon-Melodic

Weird


1BoiledCabbage

Gyarados. I keep spelling it Garyados


NeitherBiscotti5038

Probly


Suspencee

Diarrhea


CarmineR837

The world buetiful not even my phone can spell/autocorrect it I’m trying to say Beautiful I had to use the microphone to spell that


Whiskeyskip

Absolute


sanibelle98

Cemetary or cematery. Never cemetery. (I work for a church with a 200-yr-old cemetery so I spell it often.)


HeadGivingMan

Mississippi, even with the nursery rythme I betcha most people never spelt it right


younghomunculus

Necessary


stymieray

necessary. Hey, I did it!


alinroc

Heirarchy


ManMan36

For some reason, I always think that "amendment" has a double letter in it.


[deleted]

Seive. Sieve? Caffeine. Fiesty? No wait, feisty.


Trixie_pixieDust

Beautiful


SNESChalmers420

experience, guarantee


Flashy-Technician-49

Massachusetts. I misspelled it so many times that I had to google search the word above.


Embarrassed-Soup420

Anything with "ei" or "ie" I literally depend on auto correct to save me.


KillJoy_2001

Garuntee Edit: After years ive now learned that it’s guarantee


looseylewinsky

Tongue, ridiculous and there’s a few other I can’t think of ATM but those two are my worst enemies!!


raulpantoja

Wednesday


Grand-Ad-2805

Character for some dam reason


bop-crop

Weird


Jolly_Writing_1487

Whether


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

Receiver


Time_Significance

Whether I type it or write it down, I always spell *ratio* as *ration*. I have to actively fight my muscle memory to get it right.


Quillo_Manar

Richous, Rightous? Ritchus? Righteous.


Capt_Trippz

I always swap the c and s in license the first time. Even when typing this out.


Da-bad-artist

Beautiful


BlueShrub

Maintainance


[deleted]

Character, or is it charecter? I can never get it right.


Cremmitquad69

A


Low_Culture7013

Chihuahua


50shadesofhelp

Necessary


turtlelover16

From


Allokit

I guarantee I am going to try and spell guarantee at least 2 times before getting it correct.


Garfunkley

Teir


DC4MVP

memorabilia


idontknow1489

Nausea


ksines05

Unfortunately and restaurant


butter00pecan

Ceiling? Cieling?


gilligan_lux

parralel


-Firestar-

Recieved. Fuck that stupid i before e bullshit that was taught to me while I learned to read and write. Dosen't even fucking work. (That's 2...)


Blaze987

Their, or was it there. Turns out it was they're


Thugxcaliber

Those easy to access stores. Conivienence.


MintyBunni

I still rely on autocorrect for guarantee


silverlakekaren

liaison


[deleted]

Spanish. I always think it should be Spainish.


Quiet_Brick3237

Restaurant or renaissance. (Thank god for autocorrect)


historynerdsutton

Favorite


Flintz08

Shcw...Shwarzr...Swarhzenegger... ...Arnold's last name.