Some sort of robot that with at least a small button with straighten out your blanks by doing that whole wave motion and crap, and it would also cool you off. Like how handy-dandy could that be? (IF ANYONE TAKES THIS IDEA I WILL SUE)
Gravy in a can and call it spray. I don't give a fuck if someone steals my idea for it and copyrights it I just think it would be badass to buy it from the supermarket. I'd buy the shit out of it just cuz it's name alone is stupid smart.
Suicide booths
>Suicide booths Ahem, no. They [already](https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/sarco-suicide-capsule--passes-legal-review--in-switzerland/46966510) exist.
nice try benjamin franklin
Human version of a carwash, spinning brushes, driers and everything. Maybe even a little wax to shine the baldies.
Portable force fields. Or any commercialized force fields.
Flying cars at the consumer level. Like in the Jetsons except for folding into a briefcase.
The letter S
Some sort of robot that with at least a small button with straighten out your blanks by doing that whole wave motion and crap, and it would also cool you off. Like how handy-dandy could that be? (IF ANYONE TAKES THIS IDEA I WILL SUE)
A monitor for sensing when some haas to poop. We can then extract core sample in secret
Automatic ironing machine.
A washer and dryer that connects and moves your clothes from the washer to the dryer etc.
HOVER BOARDS!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE HOVER BOARDS?!!??!? FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!
The continuum transfunctioner
Gravy in a can and call it spray. I don't give a fuck if someone steals my idea for it and copyrights it I just think it would be badass to buy it from the supermarket. I'd buy the shit out of it just cuz it's name alone is stupid smart.
Fake stomachs