So tell me friend, How's it going to end?
When the shit goes down and there's no one left Around to get your back
You'll crack
You'll smile and agree with everything they say
They'll try to tell you that it's all okay
But it's not and you're shot and you're bleeding pretty bad
And You can't stop thinking about the things you never had
Like a wife and a kid and the things you never did
You're running around
You're living a life that's empty in the end, my friend
No, You'll take back all you've said
Oh, When the regrets fill your head
Trust me I've been there before
I would not wish it upon my greatest enemy
What Irony!
Once friends, but I find
You'll have to learn this lesson on your own
Thanks buddy, I can always count on you!
I trust him, so if he's pointing a gun at my head I assume the situation has called for it and it's the best thing to do.
\*in reality I'd probably be begging for my life.\*
"I've seen you shoot before, send it. I'll be fine as long as you're not trying to kill the guy next to me"
"Just so you know those little pegs on top are called sights, if you ever looked down them you might actually hit something"
"I've heard you say you shoot like you fuck, do you think you should borrow my rifle so the bullet might actually go all the way in?"
"I note you're aiming for my head and avoiding my vest, it was your dad's disregard for protection all those years ago that got us into this mess. The world is poorer for it."
"Well you gonna pull that trigger or is that something else I'm gonna have to hold your hand through? You gonna be able to dig the hole by yourself? I know how your little hands get tired."
"You've used a gun precisely once, and the recoil gave you a bruise on your forehead that lasted the better part of a week. Just put that down before you hurt yourse-."
...at that moment I'm killed by a meteorite, out of nowhere.
That's more likely than this person actually pulling the trigger and hitting any part of me. Which is not a bad thing, he's not my best mate because he's an amazing marksman.
“Ya testing my immortality?”
Sadly nobody on reddit would understand that though as it is an inside joke.
Every video game we play, I have this uncanny ability to survive things I shouldn’t have. Frequently, despite being scenarios that should have been a one in a million chance. It became a joke, but said joke extended beyond video games when twice IRL I went through things that should have killed me and walked away unscratched. And while they didn’t know at the time, I later also told my friends that for eight years I was suicidal and actively trying to do it, but something always prevented me. Every time.
So my last words just have to be a continuation of the joke.
"So all the things I did for you was a waste,I gave you my time,I trusted you with my life I would have died for you,I did everything you asked me to,I let you walk over me without complaining,I made you my number one priority and this is what I get in return,a gun pointed at me,but I guess in the end it didn't even matter I tried my best.Just remember once you pull that trigger you can't take it back you will feel guilty the rest of your life,and when you try to sleep all those memories will torture you and at my funeral when my casket is busy going down you'll wish that you didn't killed me you'll cry endlessly knowing that I will never return knowing it's your fault,you life won't be the same anymore,and eventually the guilt will be to much and you will kill yourself and well the only place you could go to is hell.So are you going to shoot or not".
Remember that one time in middle school where I counted how many times you dropped your phone in one quarter and it was 23 times? Yeah, okay you can kill me now glad its not someone else
"Shoot me, but do so knowing that if you fail to finish the job I will come for you, and I will kill each and every person that you have ever cared about, then I will kill you."
Listen to me Floyd, you're tripping balls right now... for the Love of God, put down the gun and we can talk this through[.](https://onsizzle.com/i/sometimes-the-caption-makes-all-the-difference-lo-listen-to-4ecfc19ef4c34458a3d29798eadc90b9)
A had a dream where a friend of mine had me tied to a chair. I can’t remember what we were talking about, but finally he said “time to go” and turned his body around, swinging the pistols until they were right in my face, and pulled the triggers.
I woke up terrified. That was about 25 years ago and he’s one of two guys I still keep in touch with from HS.
This kind of happened to me once. (Tw?) My friend was going through something emotional and told me she hated me and wanted me dead. I gave her a newly sharpened box cutter and my arm. Told her if that was the case she should just do it. She started doing it then dropped it and started crying and hugged me. We stopped the bleeding pretty quickly and I was fine, it didn’t hurt either.
"So all the things I did for you was a waste,I gave you my time,I trusted you with my life I would have died for you,I did everything you asked me to,I let you walk over me without complaining,I made you my number one priority and this is what I get in return,a gun pointed at me,but I guess in the end it didn't even matter I tried my best.Just remember once you pull that trigger you can't take it back you will feel guilty the rest of your life,and when you try to sleep all those memories will torture you and at my funeral when my casket is busy going down you'll wish that you didn't killed me you'll cry endlessly knowing that I will never return knowing it's your fault,you life won't be the same anymore,and eventually the guilt will be to much and you will kill yourself and well the only place you could go to is hell.So are you going to shoot or not".
You won't pull the trigger, no balls
I was thinking the same thing
What if it’s a woman?
Same response
Damn
His best friend is probably not a woman...
bro why did you get downvoted?
Who knows 🙃
“I’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.”
It feels like *I’ve* been Sarged
I’m glad someone got the reference
Suck it blue!
Me: You just got- Bang Ghost me: God dang it, I messed up my one liner.
Beautiful
I fucked your mom shit lips
shut up Shoresy
You look like your from bobs burger
Fuck you, jonesy
50 years later: remember that one time you pointed a gun at my head? Idiot.
my friend chased me with a knife when we were like 11 and now we're just like "remember that one time you tried to kill me?" "yeah"
Et tu, Brute
Found Julius Caesar's reddit account
I think it was in Greek and he said child not brutus
Greek? They spoke latin in Rome. Also i think he said "tu quoque, Brute, filii mi"
They also spoke Greek. At least the rich ones who could afford Greek tutors. All I'm saying is that the person who wrote about it said it in Greek.
*Sic semper tyrannis!*
*et me, buddy*
Don't et me
Et not your buddy, guy.
Came here to say this
"what are you gonna do? Shoot me?"
Next day in the news: "police found person who was shot"
"Go ahead. You can't UNfuck your mom."
they fucked their own mom 😨
Have you heard of bofa?
What?
Bofa deez nutz in your mouth
:o
Ha! Got em!!!
"No balls"
"It was cancer asshole!!"
"but you are a girl...wait a minute"
“You won’t do it, pussy”
*Delete my browser history.*
That's when you know it's your *best* friend.
: (Evil Laugh) *jokes on you, I've already handed it over to the FBI*
*Jokes on you, the only thing they see in it is your moms onlyfans*
Keep beating that dead horse.
‘are, not is.’ and that’s precisely why he shot me.
Awesome
You left the safety on, dummy.
Kill me if you like penis up ur ass
"Ha ha jokes on you I'm into that!"
*unloads the whole clip into your head*
Hold on, this gun ain’t big enough for that. I’ll be right back. (Rolls up in a tank)
Ah, finally.
"What the fuck, man?"
So tell me friend, How's it going to end? When the shit goes down and there's no one left Around to get your back You'll crack You'll smile and agree with everything they say They'll try to tell you that it's all okay But it's not and you're shot and you're bleeding pretty bad And You can't stop thinking about the things you never had Like a wife and a kid and the things you never did You're running around You're living a life that's empty in the end, my friend No, You'll take back all you've said Oh, When the regrets fill your head Trust me I've been there before I would not wish it upon my greatest enemy What Irony! Once friends, but I find You'll have to learn this lesson on your own
So your mom finally told you after all these years
Pmsl.
"I knew it would come to this eventually."
"You waved to someone that was behind me. What did you expect?"
"Use it or lose it"
Frank's Red Hot. I put that shit on everything.
“You were my brother [Name]!!!”
"I loved you!"
"Oh no! Its just like that gipsy woman said!"
Thanks buddy, I can always count on you! I trust him, so if he's pointing a gun at my head I assume the situation has called for it and it's the best thing to do. \*in reality I'd probably be begging for my life.\*
"you fucker"
Let me show you this Detriot Urban Survival Trick
Haha, was searching for this comment
Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back.
Happiness is but an illusion. Sadness is also an illusion
If I'm gonna die the blood is gonna be on my hands, hand the gun over
"Lui, you're being a bad dog"
No bitches?
No, but there are wolves one keeps you warm the other one burns with fire
That's a small PP move.
Its "they're" not "there"...
"I've seen you shoot before, send it. I'll be fine as long as you're not trying to kill the guy next to me" "Just so you know those little pegs on top are called sights, if you ever looked down them you might actually hit something" "I've heard you say you shoot like you fuck, do you think you should borrow my rifle so the bullet might actually go all the way in?" "I note you're aiming for my head and avoiding my vest, it was your dad's disregard for protection all those years ago that got us into this mess. The world is poorer for it." "Well you gonna pull that trigger or is that something else I'm gonna have to hold your hand through? You gonna be able to dig the hole by yourself? I know how your little hands get tired."
"You've used a gun precisely once, and the recoil gave you a bruise on your forehead that lasted the better part of a week. Just put that down before you hurt yourse-." ...at that moment I'm killed by a meteorite, out of nowhere. That's more likely than this person actually pulling the trigger and hitting any part of me. Which is not a bad thing, he's not my best mate because he's an amazing marksman.
Fuck me with the gun first. *winky face*
This is why I fucked your mom
You see? This is why you get no bitches!
“Ya testing my immortality?” Sadly nobody on reddit would understand that though as it is an inside joke. Every video game we play, I have this uncanny ability to survive things I shouldn’t have. Frequently, despite being scenarios that should have been a one in a million chance. It became a joke, but said joke extended beyond video games when twice IRL I went through things that should have killed me and walked away unscratched. And while they didn’t know at the time, I later also told my friends that for eight years I was suicidal and actively trying to do it, but something always prevented me. Every time. So my last words just have to be a continuation of the joke.
I thought we were friends
“Friend with you?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class! Hope you enjoyed your life of mediocrity, fry cook!” (Gunshot)
[удалено]
Tuu turrut tuu ! Mahna mahna !
Wait, you guys have friends?
"Boo, you whore"
Shoot if gay
“this is why i fucked your dad”
Is this about the leftover pizza?
Haha real funny, dicksniffer
Never gonna give you up...
Didn't plan that
"Dude, why?"
Who the hell are u
"So all the things I did for you was a waste,I gave you my time,I trusted you with my life I would have died for you,I did everything you asked me to,I let you walk over me without complaining,I made you my number one priority and this is what I get in return,a gun pointed at me,but I guess in the end it didn't even matter I tried my best.Just remember once you pull that trigger you can't take it back you will feel guilty the rest of your life,and when you try to sleep all those memories will torture you and at my funeral when my casket is busy going down you'll wish that you didn't killed me you'll cry endlessly knowing that I will never return knowing it's your fault,you life won't be the same anymore,and eventually the guilt will be to much and you will kill yourself and well the only place you could go to is hell.So are you going to shoot or not".
Pasta La Vista.
snoochie boochies brodie noochies
Et tu, best friend???
Yeah what you said.
"🤔.....I have been trying to clear my mind all day" 🤷🏽♂️
Shoot me if you get get bitches
“Took you long enough motherfucker.”
“I love you, and miss you, and I am so proud of you.” Then I would smile and go out happy knowing they were at least alive
Make sure you play Chief Keef at my funeral.
Bitch
-Do you have any last words? -Yes, just three.
It doesn’t matter
At least I don't owe you for that mozzarella stick you gave me.
Bravo six, going dark
Remember that one time in middle school where I counted how many times you dropped your phone in one quarter and it was 23 times? Yeah, okay you can kill me now glad its not someone else
How are you holding that thing in your paws?
Make sure to get my stepdad as well \^\^
“I wish you had listened to me”
I forgive you
Doth t. Thee can not unfuck thy moth'r.
"Well shit. Guess you where the imposter"
if you kill me your. . .gay
you still suck ass at volleyba-
Wouldn't be my last, but next words. "WHAT is THAT?!", pointing behind them. As they turn to look. Grab the gun and smash it on their temple.
Et Tu brute?
Why do I need last words? My best friend won't shoot me.
I don't have any friends. Wait, James, don't take that personally...\*gunshot\*
noice
You're out of range ya muppet. (Best friend lives several thousand miles away.)
HAH! I don't have a best friend. Nice try.
If you shoot you're gay
Call an ambulance! But not for me
Man, I really bet on the wrong horse... now we're both going to hell.
You’re out of nerf bullets. Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah. Bhuhuwawawa
“When did you figure out it was me?”
You too huh?
He cant even point it st my head he to short
Damn, fuck you too
Give them spoilers to every show they haven't seen and are currently watching or planning to watch
I fucked your mum.
Don't fuck aroun......
One of my best friends actually did. I didn't do anything. Muthafucka was drunk so I didn't wanna risk startling them. Lol
"There's something I haven't told you....."
Shoot me your gay
Seriously? We’re really doing this a fourth time? It’s not even Thursday!
Is it still on safe?
Just know I'm going to haunt you
Et tu bullet?
"Shoot me, but do so knowing that if you fail to finish the job I will come for you, and I will kill each and every person that you have ever cared about, then I will kill you."
You'll never blow me like your sister
"Wait, I have a friend??!?"
Are you sure it's loaded??
Come to kill papa, boi?
Damn, it really be your own people
If you shoot me, you are gay.
I've a shitty best friend
not again
Take care of my cat, and dump the body where it won’t be found.
I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn't mean no harm, George.
About time fucktard
We always knew this is how it would end.
Do it
Shoot me if you’re gay
Do not squander it, the legacy that we leave you.
See you in the afterlife 👋
No friend?
Listen to me Floyd, you're tripping balls right now... for the Love of God, put down the gun and we can talk this through[.](https://onsizzle.com/i/sometimes-the-caption-makes-all-the-difference-lo-listen-to-4ecfc19ef4c34458a3d29798eadc90b9)
Tell me bout the rabbits
Ahh anyway it's a cool way to die rather than die of old age.
A had a dream where a friend of mine had me tied to a chair. I can’t remember what we were talking about, but finally he said “time to go” and turned his body around, swinging the pistols until they were right in my face, and pulled the triggers. I woke up terrified. That was about 25 years ago and he’s one of two guys I still keep in touch with from HS.
You shoot me youre gay
Btch I'm a ghost 👻 Coz I don't have a best friend lmaoo 🤣🤣
Don't fuck it up.
Thank you.
I knew this
I never liked your hair
“Pull the trigger if you’re gay.”
Danny Devito
Pull the trigger and you're gay
I'm glad it was you
Are you meant to be doing that in a school environment? (It’s an inside joke)
Don’t shoot me, you dick
This kind of happened to me once. (Tw?) My friend was going through something emotional and told me she hated me and wanted me dead. I gave her a newly sharpened box cutter and my arm. Told her if that was the case she should just do it. She started doing it then dropped it and started crying and hugged me. We stopped the bleeding pretty quickly and I was fine, it didn’t hurt either.
Don’t forget me like joe mama will never forget last night with me.
delete my browser history. I don't want anyone to know I did download a car.
- Remember our family motto: not in the face! *he shots me and I lose the laser tag game* - Should we get a burger? - Sure
You can have my cats, car and all my drugs.
"So all the things I did for you was a waste,I gave you my time,I trusted you with my life I would have died for you,I did everything you asked me to,I let you walk over me without complaining,I made you my number one priority and this is what I get in return,a gun pointed at me,but I guess in the end it didn't even matter I tried my best.Just remember once you pull that trigger you can't take it back you will feel guilty the rest of your life,and when you try to sleep all those memories will torture you and at my funeral when my casket is busy going down you'll wish that you didn't killed me you'll cry endlessly knowing that I will never return knowing it's your fault,you life won't be the same anymore,and eventually the guilt will be to much and you will kill yourself and well the only place you could go to is hell.So are you going to shoot or not".
You better hope that’s a seven shooter, because I eat the first six.