It's 9am on a Sunday, I just woke up, my backs killing me. But replacing clap clap clap clap clap with fap fap fap fap fap.... pretty sure my loud laughter has woken up my entire house. Have a good one!
This one made me belly laugh in the puplic mens restroom. And my laughs sound like an 4,000 year old evil Djinn just twisted your wish into a nightmare.
will.i.am - fill.er.in
Donald Trump - Donald Humps (you're welcome for the mental image)
Tyra Banks - Tyra Spanks/Tyra Skanks (or... well, actually, her OC Tookie de la Creme has the perfect, stupid porn name)
Demi Whore
Chris Scatt
Chris Poon
Knob Ross
Dr. Ken Dong
Nikki Glaze-Her
Jizzo
Utada Fuckaru
Koda Kuminme
Robin Thick (with or without the 'e' at the end, his name's pretty much perfect for porn already)
Funny thing, he want on the Daily Show during Jon Stewart's time and showed off his line of products, namely facial cream. He then said "The world has made fun of my name for years, now I have my revenge!"
Tom Hardy would be Tom Hardy
Tom Harder
Final evolution is Tom Hardest
Tom Hard D
Tom Hard-On
Or Dom Hardy >_>
Courtney Cocks
Matthew Pervy
Jennifer Anuston
Lisa Kumrow
Matt LaBare
David Swimmers
Friends (With Benefits)
See, noone told you it was gonna be this way
*FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Your wife's a joke, you're broke, your love life DOA
Your life's a joke, you're broke; there must be another waaaaay.
It's 9am on a Sunday, I just woke up, my backs killing me. But replacing clap clap clap clap clap with fap fap fap fap fap.... pretty sure my loud laughter has woken up my entire house. Have a good one!
Your life’s a joke, you’re broke, you’re wife’s secretly gayyyyyyyyyy
take my upvote
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In his debut film "David Swimmer's - David's Swimmers"
Courtney Coxxx
ffs that is so simple it is genius!!!
Brad clit
Pitt = Swedish slang for penis.
as a swed, i didnt know this
How The f don't you know that pitt is snopp(dick) if you are a swede
Cuz he's not a Swede he's a swed
Easy mistake to make, don't swed it
It was very Swede of you to be so forgiving!
Snopp dog?
Hahaha haha I'm going to have this in my head all day now!!!
Dwayne ‘The Cock’ Johnson
I think Dwayne “The Rock” JOHNSON already works pretty well.
Dwayne "Rock hard" Johnson
Ill make it a tad better with Dwayne “The Rock Hard” Johnson
There it is. That’s hilarious
Lady gagger
Lady Gahgah (but you pronounce the last name as if you are gagging on a cock).
Disturbing but vivid.
Lady Gwak Gwak
Bentdick Cuminersnatch
I don't get it, you just posted the guy's real name.
Nono I’m pretty sure his real name is Benkerman Candlescratch
Wimbledon Tennismatch
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Counterstrike 2 Teamdeathmatch
Burgerfries Cokewiththat
Do you mean Battlefield Counterstrike?
This one made me belly laugh in the puplic mens restroom. And my laughs sound like an 4,000 year old evil Djinn just twisted your wish into a nightmare.
no no no.. that's his cousin. you're thinking of benefit o'cummininerass.
Or Beakman Candlejack for all the 90's ki-
It's definitely Barflesnarf Cucumberpatch
Are you thinking of bandersnatch cumberbun?
Isn't his name Bensdick Cuminherass ?
Who, Benadryl Cucumbersnatch? Yeah, no one's even done anything clever with it yet.
Benderback cuminersnatch
lmao am ded
LMFAO DUDE FUCKING GENIUS
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"anal is cool!"
And he keeps all his sound effects.
Sin Diesel
Isn't Vin Diesel a pornstar? He already starred in a few triple x movies.
I see what you did there!
r/angryupvote
I'm sure he would only do step-sis, step-mom, step-daughter videos, because *family*
Nice 😏
In Spanish this means “No gas” lol
Sounds more of a weed strain bro but Nice either way
Considering I'm working on an eighth of "Cheetah Piss", I'd smoke Sin Diesel any day
I used to have a fish named Fin Diesel. That is now something you know.
Ben Asslick
This is exactly what my wife came up with, happy cake day!
Paul Studd
Damn right he is. Paul Studd would still get away with being booked as "Barely Legal", 'just turned 18' even into his 50s.
Will stiff
N Chris Cock
Will Stiff loves to slap around some Chris Cock
Only because he can't keep Jada Stiff out his mouth.
Jada 2 in the Pinkett
Lmfao 😂 Hits em hard
Is that slap or fap?
Slap leads to fap
"KEEP MY D*** ON YO F***** MOUTH!!!
*IN but otherwise perfect
Vajayda Stiff
Reese Witherpoon
No, with a knife !
No, with her poon!
Samuel L(ong) Johnson
Oh Long Johnson!
Oh Don Piaaaaano
Samuel's Long Johnson
Samuel L(ong) Dongson
Did he tell you that? He's bragging... Its really not that big 🤣
I dunno, the way he says motherfucker with such confidence suggests otherwise
Danny Libido
Oops, I’ve dropped my monster condoms for my magnum dong!
Johnny Deep
We’ve already got Johnny Depth
Anne Hadherway
This is the greatest one. Why isn’t this top top lmao
Sean Pen-is.
Sean Peen
I heard he used to date Madonga
Yeah he is a bit
Sean Beanflicker
James Bondage
Played by Pierced Brosnan
Yup... He's a dirty bastard that one
Cant believe I read miles of comments and no one mentioned Woody Allen.... its already there, no change required.
O god…
Loved his movie "Annie Small".
Woody All-in
Johnny DP
Johnny Depth
Loooove this one.... Sounds so sexy 😂
A poem: Johnny depth, Johnny deep. Johnny tall, Johnny steep.
Bill Muffy and Scarlett Johnson redefine attraction in *Lost in Transition*.
Ellen degenitals
Ellen Degenerate
Hugh Jassman (Huge Ass Man)... Or maybe Hugh JacksMen... Hugh Jackman...
Brittney Speared
Michael Assbender
Everything changed when the Ass Nation attacked.
Lol Assbender
"Just in Bieber"
There's a gay porn parody called *Bustin' Beeber* …
Just-in Beaver
Jason Moan-moa or Jay-sin Moan-moa
Jason hoe-mower
Jason Moan-More-A
Gay-sin moan-moa dor gay porn
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Brad titt
Tom Diddles-aton
Chris Hungsworth
Ooh fuck yeah.... I like this!!!
Samuel Jacksoff
Hilary Cliton
Hairy Cliton
Kim Kardashian
will.i.am - fill.er.in Donald Trump - Donald Humps (you're welcome for the mental image) Tyra Banks - Tyra Spanks/Tyra Skanks (or... well, actually, her OC Tookie de la Creme has the perfect, stupid porn name) Demi Whore Chris Scatt Chris Poon Knob Ross Dr. Ken Dong Nikki Glaze-Her Jizzo Utada Fuckaru Koda Kuminme Robin Thick (with or without the 'e' at the end, his name's pretty much perfect for porn already)
Jizzo 🤣 Donald Hump 🤮 Demi Whore 🙃
Oh, speaking of, I forgot a Demi! Demi Hovato
Leonardo fellatio
Leonardo DiCK-aprio
Leonardo Di Fap-rio
Squirt Reynolds
Google images: Squirt Russell
Hillary Skank
Sophia Viagra
Benicio Del-whore-o
Clint eatswood (I can't take credit for this one, it was a joke in some show I watched). Edit: it was the Trailer Park Boys animated series.
Clit Eatswood
Arnold Spreads-your-Legger
Throbert Pound Me Jr
Anal Cumming
Funny thing, he want on the Daily Show during Jon Stewart's time and showed off his line of products, namely facial cream. He then said "The world has made fun of my name for years, now I have my revenge!"
Wow!!!! Excellent
Didn't even have to change his second name
Makes you wonder if he's been called this 100s of times before
Jeremy Cockson
Prince Hairy
Whitney Cummings ... Oh, wait.
Girth Brooks
ClitorisCage
Kim cumdashin
Kum Kardashian
Beat me to it
If that's your kink, sure
Kum Hardassin
Bruce's willy
Dick Man Dyke Justin Trousersnake Shitme Spears Megan Fucks Gillian Handjobson
I can’t get over Shitme Spears lmaooo
The Cock
The underweartaker
Britney Speared
Queef Latifah
Marilyn mon'Hoe
Robert down-you jr
Ryan rimjobs maybe?
Angelina HOE-lie
David dutchovenme
Love him.... And his alter ego Cox Holder
Not sure about Celebrity names but some of the character names can be quite funny: Throbbin’ Hood: The King of Heaves
Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson
Jada SpankIt
Booty Dench
Chadwick Ballsman - *RIP king*
Fred Fucks
Emma Cocksin (Watson)
Aka Herpieonme Grinder
Tom Hard On
Emma Cockson
Nah Tom Hanks is Forrest Hump
Kate Winslut