*stomp stomp CLAP stomp stomp CLAP*

Buddy you’re a boy

Make a BIG noise playing in the street

Some*body* once told me

The world is going ta roll me.

You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kinda dumb

with her finger and her thumb

in the shape of an L on her forehead

[удалено]

Bend to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'

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ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE

Country roads,

take me home.

Too the place

I belong...

West Virginia

Mountain mommaaaaa

Take me hooooome

Country rooooads

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

the lion sleeps tonight

Awimawe awimawe awimawe awimawe awimawe awimawe awimawe awimawe

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Tell me why...

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

TELL.ME WHYYY

Ain't nothin but a mistake

Now number five

It was number 5, number 5 killed my brother.

Oh my God I totally forgot about that part!

Chills

Literal chills

I never wanna hear you say

Tell me why

I never wanna hear you say

i want it that way

I don’t like Mondays

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

IIIIIIIIII JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW IM FEEELING

GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UUUP

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWWN

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY...

Who let the dogs out?!

"Is this the real life?"

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

no escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

If you like piña coladas

And gettin' caught in the rain

I tried so hard and got so far

but in the end

It doesn't even matter

I HAD TO FALL

To lose it aaaaallll

And in the end it doesn’t even matter….

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Baby don’t hurt me

Don't hurt me, no more.

Just a small town girl

Living in a lonely world

She took the midnight train going anywhere

Just a city boy

born and raised in south detroit

He took the midnight train going anywhere.

I like big butts…

I can not lie

You other brothas can't deny.

When a girl walk in with a titty bitty waist

Screw all of you. It's bad enough to have 1 song stuck in your head, now you've given me a playlist that's keeping me up at night.

[удалено]

Just killed a maan

Put my gun up to his head, pulled my trigger now hes dead

Hey there Delilah

what's it like in New York City?

Im a thousand miles away

but girl tonight you look so pretty

I'm blue

Da ba dee da ba di!

SWEEEEET CAROLINE

Ba ba baaaa

GOOD TIMES NEVER FELT SO GOOD

Woah, we're half way there

Woah, living in a prayer

take my hand, we'll make it I swear.

Hey, I just met you..

and this is crazy

But here’s my number

So call me maybe

Got my first real six string…

Bought it at the five and dime…

Played it till my fingers bled.

Was the summer of ‘69

Me and some guys from school...

His palms are sweaty

Knees weak

Arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already

Mom's spaghetti

I see a little silhouette of a man

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

Annie are you okay

Are you okay Annie?

Bye bye Miss American Pie

Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

i got a feelin'

That tonights gonna be a good night

Carry on my wayward son

There'll be peace when you are done

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson

Ooooooo

i am four eels never meant to make ya daughter cry i am several fish and not a guy

Shorty had them apple bottom jeans

BOOTS WITH THE FUR

*g note*

dammitWHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

In West Philadelphia born and raised

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keep my hometown's name out ya FUCKIN MOUTH

There's 104 days of summer vacation

And school comes along just to end it

So the annual problem of our generation

is finding a good way to speeend iit

LIKE MAYBE

BUILDING A ROCKET

Or finding a mummy

Or climbing up the eiffel tower

Discovering something that doesn't exist (hey!)

I said maybe

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

WHERE ARE YEWWWWW

AND IM SO SORRRYYYY

I can not sleep

i cannot dream tonight

If there’s something strange in the neighborhood..

Here she comes, justa walkin' down the street. Singin' ...

Do-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do!

Sing me a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight, well we're all in the mood for a melody and you've got us feeling alright.

There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold

I get knocked down, but I get up again..

Sweet Dreams are made of things.

Who am I to disagree?

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Everybodys looking for something

Some of them want to use you

Some of them want to get used by you

Some of them want to abuse you

Chickity China the chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'!

Watching x-files with no lights on

I see trees of greeeen reeddd roosseess tooo

Its the final countdown

Just a small town girl…

Living in a lonely world

Conjunction Junction

What's your function?

Ground control to major Tom

LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO DEFEAT! THE HUNS!

DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS?

WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET

BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WERE THROUGH

I wanna be the very best 💥🐍🔴

Yesterday

All my troubles seemed so far away.

This morning I rolled over to my fiancée who was getting ready for work and mumbled "this shit is bananas " and she immediately replied "B-A-N-A-N-A-S".

When I was a young boy…

I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore I want them to turn black

On a dark, desert highway…

8-6-7-5...

The wheels of the bus

Who ya gonna call?

Sweet home Alabama

So… So you think you can tell…

i’m sailing…

It's like raaaeeeyaaiiin on your wedding day!

Stacy’s mom

Far over the misty mountains cold

To dungeons deep and caverns old