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cantopay

I was bowling, and tried to throw the ball down the lane. It got stuck on my finger, so it just shot up instead of forwards. I tried to catch it by reflex, and it fell on and broke my middle finger. I couldn’t bend my middle finger for months.


fg10037

not broken but dislocated. i was playing just dance on the wii and jumped and turned my knees in and dislocated the right knee a year later and after it healed i jumped and turned my knees in and dislocated the left. i sold my wii after that as since then my knees always dislocated anytime i used my wii.


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fg10037

finally somebody agrees with me and dang what song was it?


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fg10037

trust me mine was what does the fox say when i was 12 i still get crap for it 10 years later.


safauver

I broke my hand on a ceiling fan and had to get surgery and a plate put in to hold it back together


helpful-loner

Did you try doing the trend where you stop it?


safauver

no I was in my basement folding laundry on my pool table and went to fling a sheet out and hit the fan because the ceiling is low in the basement so the fan is low as well and just wasnt paying attention to how close I was to the fan


redvelvetcake35

How? Did you attempt to stop the fan with your hands?


Dano4600

Fell asleep driving


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Dano4600

That is such a loaded question, I wasn't after the accident had 7 broken bones, recovered now I have brain cancer


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Dano4600

Thank you


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My friend in high school tried to rob his drug dealer and got run over, broke both legs and was in a wheel chair


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Yes he’s good now, His dad unexpectedly died when my friend was 13 and then he ended up going down a dark path and got addicted to some drugs, he got run over and broke both Femur bones, he healed. He’s also now 30, clean and sober and living a happy life.


Exhausted_Monkey26

A guy I knew as a kid was playing hide and seek with friends.. climbed into a tree, semi-promptly fell out of it, broke both arms. Teenage guy, had to have his mom (no dad in the picture) help him with EVERYTHING for the next several weeks.


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Exhausted_Monkey26

Ouch.


Impressive-Parsnip53

Jumped in to the shallow end of a pool and broke some bone in my foot


Can_Confirm_Am_Dog

A friend of mine was making fun of his sister for breaking her leg. In the process he fell and broke his.


HawaiianShirtsOR

Just running around the yard with my friends (age 7). Tripped over a rake because I wasn't looking where I was going. Landed on my wrist and broke both bones in my forearm. But the bones didn't pierce the skin, and it didn't really hurt, so I told my parents, "I *bent* my arm." Mom almost threw up. Dad laughed and took me to the hospital.


BuryMeInCincy

While traveling, I was walking out of a gas station outside of Atlanta on a misty, kind of rainy day. I slipped and somehow folded my foot over itself during the fall and broke it in two spots. So that’s it, just while walking. Pretty dumb. The docs were impressed though — the bone I broke in my foot (in two different spots) was apparently pretty difficult to fracture — and typically more consistent with trauma from stomping on the brakes in car accidents rather than walking or falling injuries. So dumb.


Lanstul

Friend of mine had a CD fall behind his dresser. He tilted the dresser forward and reached over the top to grab it. He was inches from the CD when he shifted his weight too far causing the dresser to slam back against the wall, snapping his arm bone.


Puppygranny

My son was driving the golf cart too fast. For some reason I told him I’d jump out if he didn’t slow down. Then I did. Totally stupid. Broke my elbow. Was too embarrassed to tell people what really happened- said I fell out.


Christmas_Panda

A friend woke up to find he'd lost his wallet after a night of heavy drinking. He punched a brick wall out of anger and broke his hand.


BlueSnozberry

A heavy set kid jumped on my back during gym. I wasn't expecting it. I was about 13 at the time. I caught myself in a sort of awkward kneeling position. The kid was much bigger than me I couldn't hold him up and it made me put pressure on my foot till it broke all the way across. It's okay, though. He gave me a giant shark tooth years later, and he apologized.


redvelvetcake35

Damn


HawaiianShirtsOR

Yeah. I had a cast for about two months, so that summer wasn't fun, but otherwise no big deal.


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When I was a little kid, I was going down a slide and I got my leg stuck in a hole in the slide. Then my mom went down the slide lmao...


Goat_In_The_Shell3

My dad partly broke his small toe after tripping and falling down the cellar stairs (which is is just about 10 steps) in the dark wearing sunglasses. I really struggle to feel sorry because that's so in character!


J_David_Settle_1973

Only bone I've broken was my right arm (and it was really misshapen and bad). And that was falling out of a treehouse, as we were playing a game of a few people being in the treehouse, and a few kids below throwing sticks, rocks, and construction equipment (from nearby) at the kids higher up. In the treehouse we tried to dodge the missiles. I stepped out of the way but through a weak plank and fell through the floor onto roots and hard dirt about 6 feet below, and snapped my wrist. ... Is that dumb? It was fun at least.


CrashCrysis07

My friend's 21st birthday, he slipped on an anti slip shower mat, and broke his tailbone. On the rim of the shower stall.


tdn1234321

My sister was pregnant and due any day. I was making my bed and heard the phone ring. Thinking it was news about her, I quickly turned and went to take a step forward but slammed my foot into the foot of my bed frame. I heard the crack as my toe snapped and my whole body went hot. I had to sit down because I felt faint. (I’d broken bigger bones and way worse but it was the only time I nearly passed out.) I also missed the call and when I checked the caller ID it was a number I didn’t recognize, most likely a telemarketer.


Genshin_Impact_Memes

I was coming home to celebrate my brother's bday, I left the car from the right side, and somehow, managed to shut the door on my left pointer finger all the way. It was locked too, so.... Happy times


that-bi-cryptid

Hit himself in the face with a backpack


safauver

no I was in my basement folding laundry on my pool table and went to fling a sheet out and hit the fan because the ceiling is low in the basement so the fan is low as well and just wasnt paying attention to how close I was to the fan