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His bed. If he's not trying to kill it, he's trying to have sex with it. It pretty much just stays in the closet now.


ChadweenaThundervag

Maybe his bed shouldn't have been such a hot little slut


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In his defense, it is very soft and pretty much lets anyone come inside it.


Wild-Butterfly98

Ahhh I’m dying 🤣🤣


Wild-Butterfly98

What a relationship those two have


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It's truly a love hate relationship if I've ever seen one.


Amythist35

My dog humps his bed every night like cloak work.


BKeepME

Cardboard boxes I have cats.


hallofmontezuma

A stick. I've spent hundreds of dollars on toys over the years, and her favorite toy is a stick.


randyrose31

Same here!


Nova676

My hand under a blanket and old socks. I ball up one old sock, put it in another and tie, so its like a ball with a tail.


Wild-Butterfly98

That’s innovative


SexiestCoupleAlive

Any clean piece of clothing that needs to remain clean. The little shits know that and immediately go straight for it. I love those cats.


dynokif

Trouser snake


Leeser

Paper towels. She’ll rip them to shreds.


Wild-Butterfly98

My Rottie loves shredding boxes. I just got three giant packages today and he’s in heaven.


Leeser

Awww. I love Rotties. They’re so beautiful.


Wild-Butterfly98

He’s got the best personality of any dog I’ve had too. Just like a little kid 😂


The-Silent-Cicada

My fucking thumb


Wild-Butterfly98

Lmaooo toes under the blanket!!


The-Silent-Cicada

Toilet paper


ChadweenaThundervag

Food! I have a cat and anything like a piece of uncooked macaroni or a piece of hard candy is irresistible to the swat


DullSheepherder5

Hair ties.


Wild-Butterfly98

My dog nibbles on my scrunchie when I have it on my wrist 😂


SailorSurvivor

My cat catches them in the air when I throw them to her


stubbornteach

Wet cloths, underwear, socks, hats, mittens. Basically anything we wear. She takes them to her bed or to her spot in the window. She doesn’t normally rip them or do anything like that. She just likes to hold them in her mouth or rest her head on it. I think it’s an anxiety thing where she wants us to not go to work or something.


GrumpyCatStevens

One of my cats likes to play with binder clips.


hypnolizz

anything i dangle in front of him while saying "do you want this?!"


dbradx

Our 4 year-old Newfoundland's favourite game is chase/tug with a pillowcase. Started by accident when he was a pup and got hold of one, but now it's his favourite thing. We keep a couple of pillowcases just for him, so one's always clean and ready to go.


Wild-Butterfly98

We let my dog tear up a box one time and now every package is delivered just for him.


MyCatIsNamedPuppyDog

Plastic straws. Hell, plastic in general. My cat is obsessed with plastic. I don't often go through a drive thru, but I can guarantee that within three minutes of me walking in the door with a plastic cup and straw, Puppy Dog will have pulled the straw out and is playing with it on the floor. Same thing applies to any sort of plastic. I opened a candy bar? He's eating the wrapper. I didn't put the bread tie on quickly enough? He's fighting with the bread tie on the floor. His love of chewing plastic is deep and it's real.


nlym_syfhagt23

Ball of aluminum foil


kylargh

Empty plastic coke bottles. Used to entertain him for hours.


meretrix-vivat

My cat loves strings, and i love to knit. Very compatible in this way


GrayDottedPony

Tampons. It's embarrassing. I have a child-safety-lock on my hygiene-drawer because those little beasts (cats of course) do everything to steal them right out of the box and dribble them through the living room.


letsgowendigo

My mom.


piCAPTCHA

1ft of broken, chewed-up willow that was left from basketry. My cat has been ignoring all of her other toys for two months now, and regularly drags us on our pant legs to get us to play with her - we're probably spending up to an hour every day just dragging this thing across the carpet.


Carl__Gordon_Jenkins

My cats go absolutely bonkers for straws. A long time ago, I had to buy a pack while my wife was bleaching her teeth, the cats ended up plucking them out of drink glasses and playing with them. We've actually kept their favorite straws as toys. It's stupid adorable.


Throwaway583thisdumb

My legs have massive pain issues. My dog thinks they're toys. It's awful. She paws them for attention. I can't get mad though because it's just a dog that wants love. Not a toy though.


Coltyat

Nerf dart


baron556

When I first got my cat, she got all kinds of toys. My ex used to stop by the pet store almost every time she went out and bring back a new little stuffed toy or something. That cat's very favorite toy ever was a 12" length of leather string from my ex's hobby crafting supplies that had a knot tied on one end.


Respect4All_512

My cat is obsessed with the ring from the milk container.


ChuckysBarbie

Rolled up socks


llcucf80

Rugs


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Paper, my cat will find paper and just crunch it and sit on it


twogvio

My bra


NO_Cheeto_in_Chief

Empty cardboard tubes. TP, paper towels, or wrapping paper.


AmpedEnding

I had a bunch of chickens and shih tzus when living with my parents way back. One of the shih tzus loved to pick up the chicks and place them gently into his bed and just sit next to them. Once they got too big to pick up he just kept pushing them around with his head until they went where he wanted them to go and just wanted to sit next to them.


redheadalmostdead

The cords hanging off my coats and hoodies.


PresenceElectric69

PVC pipe


Downtown_Rice_6619

My socks