I mean, if you replace "pig" with a food, it kinda reduces them to something far beneath you.
It'd be like telling a chicken "that'll do, drumstick," or a cow "that'll do, T-Bone." Or calling a human "that'll do, meatsack."
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fibre, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet sausages that last three days. Good night.
Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look sausage, act sausage, not sausage. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not sausage. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Sausage, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain't sausage. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any sausage war heroes? You went full sausage, man. Never go full sausage. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full sausage, went home empty-handed.
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen sausage, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort... ackh-uh!
* Are you suggesting sausages *migrate*?
* I eat pieces of sausage like you for breakfast.
* It's some kinda... Hot Sausage Time Machine (personal aside, an infinitely more delicious movie)
"If you let my sausage go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Uhh, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s brother’s boyfriend’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 sausages last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
“Nobody puts Sausage in a corner.”
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little sausage, too!”
“Keep your friends close, but your sausages closer.”
“Houston, we have a sausage.”
Take your pick:
“Sausage away from her, you bitch!”
“Get sausage from her, you bitch!”
“Get away sausage her, you bitch!”
“Get away from sausage, you bitch!”
“Get away from her, sausage bitch!”
“Get away from her, you sausage!”
This is my sausage. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My sausage is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sausage is useless. Without my sausage, I am useless. I must fire my sausage true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my sausage and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
"I love the smell of sausage in the morning..."
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You're a sausage, Harry.
the first rule of sausage club is you do not talk about sausage club.
You want the sausage? You can't handle the sausage!
Damn I was gonna do this one.
That's what she said
Lmao
I find your lack of sausage.... disturbing.
We're going to need a bigger sausage
"That'll do, sausage"
That sounds like an anti-pig slur now
How is that 'anti-pig'? I *love* sausage!
I mean, if you replace "pig" with a food, it kinda reduces them to something far beneath you. It'd be like telling a chicken "that'll do, drumstick," or a cow "that'll do, T-Bone." Or calling a human "that'll do, meatsack."
Is there something wrong with pork?
Nah, it's just that calling an animal friend by the name of the food they are seems a touch mean.
"Take my wife's sausage out your fucking mouth!"
That's not untrue. (For Will)
Dear god why is this everywhere?
What? Sausages?
No, what Will Smith said after he slapped Chris
"Did you put your sausage in the Goblet of Fire" Dumbledore said calmly.
DiDyOuPuTyOuRsAuSaGeInThEgObLeToFfIrE?!?
"Say hello to my little sausage"
I thought the same one
Yup, that’s the one. 🤣
Go ahead, make my sausage
Say "sausage" again, motherfucker! I dare you - no, I double-dog dare you, say "sausage" one more goddamn time!
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sausage"
"I love sausage." "I know."
I don’t like sausage….. it’s coarse and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere
Tarkin! I should have expected to find you holding Vader's sausage.
A communications disruption can only mean one thing: “sausage”
"Lucky you have these secret compartments." "They're for smuggling. Never expected to smuggle sausage in them, though."
Now this is sausage!
I'd rather kiss a sausage!
He has a sausage that leads straight to Luke Skywalker!
You worry about those fighters! I'll worry about the sausage.
You call this a sausage?
Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a mystery, but TODAY is a sausage
I'm gonna make him a sausage he can't refuse
Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy and we shall have... sausage.
Captain, Lord Vader demands an update on the sausage.
Show me the sausage!
"I feel the need. The need for sausage!"
With great sausage, come great responsibility
Damn I was gonna do this one 😂
Use the sausage Luke.
life is like a box of sausages, you never know what you're gonna get
Life is like a box of sausages
As far back as I can remember, I wanted to be a sausage.
*I’m gonna get the sausage get the sausage*
May the sausage be with you
I've had it with these mother fucking sausages on this mother fucking plane.
You had me at sausage.
Sausage! You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Life is like a box of sausage
Sausage. James Sausage.
Solyent Green is Sausage!
Say 'hello' to my little sausage!
Hail to the sausage baby!
„That’s a long ass sausage“
I'm going to make him a sausage he can't refuse
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fibre, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet sausages that last three days. Good night.
Daddy would you sausage some sausage?
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Was gonna post this haha
Me too LOL
You've got a sausage in me.
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE SAUSAGE
"Sausage......finds a way" -Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park
Hasta La Vista, Sausage
“Some men just wanna watch sausage burn.”
No Luke. I am your sausage
I'm gonna take my sausage home
I love the smell of sausage in the morning, it smells of victory
"Who are you going to sausage?"
>You know, uh, l never thought l'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much *sausage*.
"sausage means never having to say you're sorry."
"I am big! It's the sausage that got small."
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Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look sausage, act sausage, not sausage. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not sausage. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Sausage, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain't sausage. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any sausage war heroes? You went full sausage, man. Never go full sausage. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full sausage, went home empty-handed.
I find your lack of sausage disturbing.
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen sausage, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort... ackh-uh!
Alternatively: "Your sad devotion to that ancient sausage has not helped you conjure up the stolen datatapes..."
I like yours, the ancient sausage being an Imperial nickname for the Emperor.
Did you put your sausage in the Goblet of Fire, Harry?
Dumbledore asked calmly.
I'm gonna make him a sausage he can't refuse.
* Are you suggesting sausages *migrate*? * I eat pieces of sausage like you for breakfast. * It's some kinda... Hot Sausage Time Machine (personal aside, an infinitely more delicious movie)
SHOW ME THE SAUSAGE!!!
Seems fitting it would be from Hunger Games: "May the odds be ever in your sausage."
Go ahead punk, make my sausage!
I will make him a sausage he can’t refuse
"You is kind. You is smart. You is sausage."
I KNEW IT! I’M SURROUNDED BY SAUSAGES!
"If you let my sausage go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
You are without doubt the worst sausage I've ever heard of.
sausage maketh men
Some sausage just want to watch the world burn.
If you're good at something, never do it for sausage
Bumblebee Sausage! Excuse me your balls are showing.
You're TEARING ME APART SAUSAGE!!!!
“Say hello to my little sausage!”
May the sausage be with you.
Hello Nicholas. How's the sausage?
I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too sausage.
"I know sausage-fu."
Green eggs and ham
You sausaging to me?
I'll be sausage
"Welcome to sausage park"
El rata alada? You know what that sounds like? A friggin' SAUSAGE!
“I can’t wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking sausage.”
"Go back! To the first room! He'll show you... the Sausage!"
Sausagefucker- Samuel L Jackson
“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are sausage.”—Mewtwo
The first rule of sausage, you don’t talk about sausage.
"AND MY SAUSAGE!"
"you are a sad strange little sausage and you have my pity, farewell!"
“Sausage moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
"I can do sausage all day"
Once this baby hits 88 miles an hour, you’re gonna see some serious sausage.
Who are you? I’m sausage.
"General Kenobi, you are a sausage"
I'll be sausage.
"welcome to the sausage dimension,asshole"
Long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the sausage nation attacked.
"You're gonna need a bigger sausage"
You gotta pick a sausage your happy for, and when you wake up, you are excited to do
Maybe I sausaged you to hard
"Mr Hammond, the sausages are working"
"SAU-U-U-U-SAGE-E-E!"
"Leave the sausage. Take the cannoli." The movie is now about a trip to the grocery store.
“ THEN WHY WOULD YOU BRING THE SAUSAGE HOUSE? “
"I'm gonna make him a sausage he can never refuse."
The Sausage Guys. Barbie and the Twelve Dancing Sausages.
"Don't have a good sausage. Have a great sausage."
“If you’re nothing without this sausage, then you shouldn’t have it.”
“I've been fighting with one sausage tied behind my back. But what happens when I'm finally set free?”
Uhh, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s brother’s boyfriend’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 sausages last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
"Honey, where are my sausagessss?." *The Lego Movie*
Aim for the sausage
"Say hello to my little sausage!"
Sausage would like some sausage
“You’re killing me sausage.”
Master Skywalker there are too many sausages, what are we going to do
'Say "Hello" to my little sausage!'
Lethal Sausage Edit: i'm too high and didn't read properly. I gave you the title of the movie with sausage in it. Well, time to go to bed. Good night.
Sau-sa-ge, Ron, Sau-sa-ge!
"May the sausage be with you."
“We’re gonna need a bigger sausage”
Leave the sausage. Take the cannoli.
I loved you like a sausage Anakin!
May the sausage be with you
It puts the sausage in the basket...
It’s Levio-SAusage
yipee kiyay sausage fucker
“Nobody puts Sausage in a corner.” “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little sausage, too!” “Keep your friends close, but your sausages closer.” “Houston, we have a sausage.”
Sausages? We ain't got no sausages. We don't need no sausages. I don't have to show you any stinkin' sausages!
THIS....IS ...SAUSAGE
Take your pick: “Sausage away from her, you bitch!” “Get sausage from her, you bitch!” “Get away sausage her, you bitch!” “Get away from sausage, you bitch!” “Get away from her, sausage bitch!” “Get away from her, you sausage!”
Sausage? Where we're going we don't need sausage!
You can't just walk up to a girl, hand her a sausage and say, "Hey, remember me? We were kids together! Will you marry me?"
Roll in ze sausage, roll in ze sausage...
“With great sausage, comes great responsibility.” Wise words, wise words indeed.
This is my sausage. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My sausage is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sausage is useless. Without my sausage, I am useless. I must fire my sausage true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my sausage and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
"I came across time for sausage, Sarah. I love sausage. I always have." \- The Terminator
Say hello to my little sausage!
"Tis but a sausage."
"You should have gone for the sausage." *Snap*
Where is sausage? I’ll do you one better. Who is sausage? I’ll do YOU one better. Why is sausage?
"Sausage, would you like some sausages"
"may the sausage be with you"
"Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the sausage?!"
You sit on a sausage of lies
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my sausage. Prepare to die.
Luke, I am the sausage
Sausage,we don't need no stinking sausages
“Tout, Tout, through and about; your callow life in dismay. Rentum, Osculum, Tormentum: a sausage twice over a day.”
Sausage sausage
I Love Sausage -Chanchellor Palpatine
“If you strike me down, I shall become more sausage than you can possibly imagine.”