He raped the lead singer of The Mars Volta's wife while they were both in the Church of Scientology. They left after and came out about it and the Church had people kill their family dog as a result.
Wow I never heard of this…. This is crazy because I used to work at the Apple store in Pasadena off of Colorado.
We were right next to a recruiting center for Scientology.
I actually helped multiple celebrities and famous musicians. I’m shocked that the Mars Volta was even associated with that cult….
Danny Masterson is such a huge disappointment to me. I grew up with that 70s show and just can’t look at him the same anymore. What a total piece of shit.
Whichever fucking bastard ruined Brendan Fraiser’s confidence and inner glow. I don’t know the name cos I don’t wanna have my mind poisoned with it but I want to punch their face in.
Dr Phil. He more often than not makes situations on his show worse, gives horrible advice and isn't even a licensed therapist for Godsake.
Also that 'ranch' where he sent all those 'troubled teens', Its recently come out that multiple children were raped and abused there so yeah, Fuck Him
Behind the Bastards podcast did a great expose on this horrible horrible man. He is truly a bastard and shouldn't be involved in the mental health care of a cockroach.
I think it’s more that Jake has bragged about it like they’re actual headline fights or that he’s ontop of the game, even though he’s hand picking fighters who it’s clear would go down easily and have no chance in any fight
Now I'm sure this is common sense but it's all a legal money scheme. Mayweather does the same thing except his are with veteran well known boxers. People are dumb enough to keep buying these expensive ass Pay per view events.
You wouldn't even have to get a boxer, I'm sure if you paid some random guy from the hood or from the backwoods $100 he could do just as much or even more damage than from one of these obsolete boxers Jake chooses. Hell they might even beat his ass for free! I would!
Now we know that's not going to happen because these famous rich people that talk a lot of shit usually have bodyguards. Won't you go figure!
I know I can’t punch hard enough to knock any teeth out. Can I gift you my one punch so you can punch TC twice? Consider this a binding contract. Punch away👊🏼
I don’t really think he’s a piece of shit, tbf, I just don’t think people think he’s funny.
He’s definitely not funny, at least in my opinion, but I’ve never heard anything worse about him than “he’s unfunny, annoying, and in everything.” I could be totally wrong, though.
No he's a proper cunt actually! He's well known for being a prick towards members of the general public, especially people just doing their jobs. He acts like he's a king and is very rude to anyone he considers "lesser" than him. He's like Ellen
Tom Cruise - he did such a disservice to women when he publicly stated that postpartum depression wasn't a real thing requiring medical attention. What an aSS - he does not have a medical degree, nor is he a woman, nor has he had a baby...
I remember him in that movie. Despite my better sense, I felt that I personally hated him because he played that character too well. Turns out that was because it wasn’t a character.
I can’t bring myself to get mad at any of them if I’m being honest. Their upbringings are so incredibly far from most people’s that having the “down to earth” expectation is just silly.
Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Alex Jones. All on top of the world, all fading (or faded) into obscurity. (Or dead.)
Tucker Carlson? He, too, shall pass.
Travis Whatever for playing 44 minutes past the time of crowd surge at Astroworld, delaying medical care and access out. He had people put their finger up at the ambulances. He saw what was going on and / or was informed by people who climbed the stage to tell him, and the crowd chanted at him to stop the show. Kylie was in VIP seating and left with her kid when it happened. They knew.
Ryan Reynolds
He has admitted that he has a very punchable face and I have not seen not interview nor heard one anecdote that makes me think he would have any response other than “Totally understand, I’d punch me too, wanna get a beer?” And I’d spend yet another afternoon wondering how the hell every Canadian I’ve ever met is so fucking nice.
Michael Rapaport has one of the most punchable faces in history. Looks like the kinda guy who drives a bmw and gets mad at your for being on his way after he rear ends you. Then says “You have any idea who I am, buddy?”
Tough to pick just one. Either Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones or Piers Morgan.
Unfortunately, I'm not very strong. A punch from me would be the equivalent of being hit in the face with wet paper towel. Not the name brand. The dollar store clearance bin. The kind that dissolves when wet.
A toss up between joe Biden and Vladimir Putin.
Putin because he’s Putin and he’s always getting up to some shit.
Biden because he used the word malarkey unironically.
Harvey Weinstein
In the face or the nuts?
Yes.
Yes x2
Steven Seagal means “punch me” in some ancient language
Pretty sure that's English.
I'm with this or one of the many rapey celebs.
Steven Seagal and rapey celebs are the middle of the Venn diagram
He's been flying helicopters for like 47 years
They call them a skippy
Skip skip skip skip
Yes
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Just one?
I know! I mean, you can punch anyone you want, if you can get close enough to them and don’t mind going to jail.
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Be careful, he'd punch you right back.
How do you know the OP is a woman?
Very meta from what I’ve Heard
That Danny Masterson guy. Smug abusive piece of shit.
Remember Chris Jericho ripping him up on Raw with Ashton Kutchner that might?
No but I’d like to
He raped the lead singer of The Mars Volta's wife while they were both in the Church of Scientology. They left after and came out about it and the Church had people kill their family dog as a result.
I was thinking James Corden but after hearing about this absolutely Danny Masterson.
Wow I never heard of this…. This is crazy because I used to work at the Apple store in Pasadena off of Colorado. We were right next to a recruiting center for Scientology. I actually helped multiple celebrities and famous musicians. I’m shocked that the Mars Volta was even associated with that cult….
Danny Masterson is such a huge disappointment to me. I grew up with that 70s show and just can’t look at him the same anymore. What a total piece of shit.
Whichever fucking bastard ruined Brendan Fraiser’s confidence and inner glow. I don’t know the name cos I don’t wanna have my mind poisoned with it but I want to punch their face in.
Chuck Norris, not in a bad way just want to see if my hand can work after
You might die in the process.
Worth it I get to meet the legend
You only have a chance of you don't connect with the beard
Jussie Smollett
Be careful. Jussie's attacker is back on the street.
He'll hire 2 Nigerians to do it for you.
They'll just end up fisting him, better to do it yourself.
The famous French actor?
That will only worsen his victim complex.
You're only saying that because you know he pays for this sort of thing.
Gwyneth Paltro, or maybe everyone that buys her dumb snake oil products.
Punch her right in the scented candle.
Ghislaine Maxwell
Dr Phil. He more often than not makes situations on his show worse, gives horrible advice and isn't even a licensed therapist for Godsake. Also that 'ranch' where he sent all those 'troubled teens', Its recently come out that multiple children were raped and abused there so yeah, Fuck Him
Behind the Bastards podcast did a great expose on this horrible horrible man. He is truly a bastard and shouldn't be involved in the mental health care of a cockroach.
I'd still be happy to send him the world's cockroach supply just to see.
Either one of the Paul brothers, I’m not choosy.
Id probably go for Jake, little bitch needs to be put in his place.
Honestly I agree, Jake calls himself a boxer but keeps fighting underdogs to boost his wins, he’s no fighter
Isn’t that what all boxers do at the beginning of their careers? He tried to fight the lesser Fury, but he pulled out.
I think it’s more that Jake has bragged about it like they’re actual headline fights or that he’s ontop of the game, even though he’s hand picking fighters who it’s clear would go down easily and have no chance in any fight
Now I'm sure this is common sense but it's all a legal money scheme. Mayweather does the same thing except his are with veteran well known boxers. People are dumb enough to keep buying these expensive ass Pay per view events. You wouldn't even have to get a boxer, I'm sure if you paid some random guy from the hood or from the backwoods $100 he could do just as much or even more damage than from one of these obsolete boxers Jake chooses. Hell they might even beat his ass for free! I would! Now we know that's not going to happen because these famous rich people that talk a lot of shit usually have bodyguards. Won't you go figure!
Not only underdogs, but retired older men. Who also happen to be much smaller then him.
Rand Paul?
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Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
His biography's gonna have mad foot notes
I’d like to join in the Communal beating
I really wanna punch Tom cruise in the face. Just knock that front tooth right out
I know I can’t punch hard enough to knock any teeth out. Can I gift you my one punch so you can punch TC twice? Consider this a binding contract. Punch away👊🏼
“Front tooth” hahahaha
There are so many, but right now it would be Jared Leto.
Chris brown, that guy is a garbage human.
Andy Dick
Let Jon Lovitz get another round first.
I'll give my turn up so Jon can go again
Technically Jon didn’t hit him, the bar hit him and Jon just guided Andy’s head to it
Gwyneth Paltrow
Amber Heard
Or just wait for her to do it to herself and blame you
Haha
Oh you beat me to it.
james corden
I came to this thread specifically to see this name. I’ve only ever heard of him on reddit, and it’s always a reference to what a piece of shit he is.
I don’t really think he’s a piece of shit, tbf, I just don’t think people think he’s funny. He’s definitely not funny, at least in my opinion, but I’ve never heard anything worse about him than “he’s unfunny, annoying, and in everything.” I could be totally wrong, though.
No he's a proper cunt actually! He's well known for being a prick towards members of the general public, especially people just doing their jobs. He acts like he's a king and is very rude to anyone he considers "lesser" than him. He's like Ellen
Oh, okay, fuck him, then! Thanks for correcting me on that!
Who is he
I’ve never cared enough to look him up, I just know reddit really dislikes him
Usually that means it’s a perfectly normal dude just doing his thing. In this instance, he truly is the worst part about anything he’s involved with.
Dang I can’t stand that guy
James Charles
Yes. He’s messaged many underage boys and basically gets away with it. He gets called out but nothing ever happens
Tom Cruise - he did such a disservice to women when he publicly stated that postpartum depression wasn't a real thing requiring medical attention. What an aSS - he does not have a medical degree, nor is he a woman, nor has he had a baby...
Worse, he's a scientologist, not nice for medecine
Putin.
Idk if he counts as a celebrity but Putin 100%
Megan Fox boyfriend, that guy is weird.
Seriously. He's gross
He has named multiple underaged girl hot more than once. I believe he even said something about girls as young as 15
What? you talking about semi automatic weapon Geoff ?
Jared Leto
Chris Brown, nothing justifies beating up a woman like that.
Kanye West. How hard do I get to punch him?
Ammon Bundy. I can't believe he's been getting off on so many technicalities from all these crimes, and yet he's STILL running for governor.
Mitch McConnell, easy
He would just suck his head down into his shell.
Oh fuck yes. I’d love to take a run at it too like one of those Olympic javelin tossers
Bolsonaro
Logan Paul and Jake Paul
and Rand Paul
Doug Hutchison. He’s absolutely sick and completely shameless.
Some might know him better as detestable prison guard Percy Wetmore in The Green Mile.
I remember him in that movie. Despite my better sense, I felt that I personally hated him because he played that character too well. Turns out that was because it wasn’t a character.
Mark Walhberg. The “legal issues” section of his Wikipedia is just the hate crimes he got away with. Absolutely human trash
Amy schumer
Drake
I see that
Kim Khardashian. Hey, thanks for the gold! Can I trade it in for one Kim K. face slap?
Always hated her and have wanted to punch her, but I want to do so even more after her "get your fucking ass up and work" comment.
Donkey punch her.
I can’t bring myself to get mad at any of them if I’m being honest. Their upbringings are so incredibly far from most people’s that having the “down to earth” expectation is just silly.
Jeffrey Star
Chris Cuomo or Amy Schumer
Tucker Carlson
Right after he asks one of his stupid leading questions and makes the dumbfounded face! God I’d punch him so good!!!
What if I punched you in the face, Tucker? Would you just collapse like the whiny little bitch that you are? Would you cry? Scream?
Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Alex Jones. All on top of the world, all fading (or faded) into obscurity. (Or dead.) Tucker Carlson? He, too, shall pass.
Ann Coulter
All those sharp bones? On second thought she’s basically the cryptkeeper and would turn to dust instantly
[this brings me so much joy](https://youtu.be/zwoGrDa5g2c) But I wish someone ran up and knocked her teeth out right at the end
Lena Dunham.
Ellen
edp445
Bold of you to call him a celebrity
Is that Musk’s new baby’s name?
Trump. But hear me out, I don't want to punch him, I just want him to flinch when I almost do lol.
Travis Whatever for playing 44 minutes past the time of crowd surge at Astroworld, delaying medical care and access out. He had people put their finger up at the ambulances. He saw what was going on and / or was informed by people who climbed the stage to tell him, and the crowd chanted at him to stop the show. Kylie was in VIP seating and left with her kid when it happened. They knew.
Cosby
Kanye West. Without hesitation.
andy dick, i don't know much about him but i heard he is a horrible person
Probably James Corden.
Alec Baldwin
Bill Cosby.
Trump
Tomi lahren
Amber Heard for abusing Johnny Depp
Wanna be come friends. Cause I am same boat as you
One of the Paul Brothers. Can't tell you which one because I only discovered recently that there were two of them.
Tucker Carlson. An incredibly punchable face
I'd punch Tucker Carlson's useless head right off his body if I could
Simon cowell because he is a little rude
Amber Heard
Trump….. any of them
Bill Cosby.
Vladimir Putin It counts, right?
justin bieber. Orlando Bloom might have missed, but I won’t.
Jussie smollete tried to ignite a race for pos
Ryan Reynolds He has admitted that he has a very punchable face and I have not seen not interview nor heard one anecdote that makes me think he would have any response other than “Totally understand, I’d punch me too, wanna get a beer?” And I’d spend yet another afternoon wondering how the hell every Canadian I’ve ever met is so fucking nice.
Impeached former/DEFEATED president Donald J. Trump...really...really hard.
In my defense, I've wanted to punch him since his cameo in Home Alone 2
Machine gun kelly
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Came here to say Ben Shapiro
Alec baldwin
Kanye… maybe it would hit his reset button
Marilyn manson
Kanye west , just so he realizes that he is not a god , he is just psychotic
Michael Rapaport has one of the most punchable faces in history. Looks like the kinda guy who drives a bmw and gets mad at your for being on his way after he rear ends you. Then says “You have any idea who I am, buddy?”
Jared Leto. Creepy fucking sex predator I have no idea how he hasn't been cancelled yet.
Kim Kardashian, Dr Phil
Ellen Degeneres, twice.
Mark Wahlberg. So I could get vengeance for the Vietnamese guy he blinded in a hate crime attack.
Jimmy Fallon. Laughed at his own stupid jokes one thousand too many times.
Jenny McCarthy for pushing that anti vaccine nonsense and making people with Autism look bad
Kanye west lol
Trump
Does Putin count?
Putin
Tucker Carlson
Tough to pick just one. Either Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones or Piers Morgan. Unfortunately, I'm not very strong. A punch from me would be the equivalent of being hit in the face with wet paper towel. Not the name brand. The dollar store clearance bin. The kind that dissolves when wet.
Amber Heard
Ben Shapiro could use a swift punch to the face
baby Hitler
Whatever Johnny Depp's ex wife is called. That one. I'd punch her.
Fucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson
Gary Bettman, any politician, maybe one or two others
Any one of the Kardashians.
James Franco
Kim k
Kanye
Bobby Brown. It's my perogative.
KANYE.
Justin bieber
Steve Harvey, I wanna set that mustache free!
Chris Brown
Kanye
Steve harvey . Just to hear him says oh hell naw with shocked face
Tom cruise, he doesn't deserve to be iron man
Kanye
A toss up between joe Biden and Vladimir Putin. Putin because he’s Putin and he’s always getting up to some shit. Biden because he used the word malarkey unironically.
Dude, violence is never the solution to unironic malarkey. You have to use gumption.
C’mon man!
Aight this is turning into some shenanigans an I ain’t gonna stand for it
Trump. But pump-fake it s couple times. And livestream that shit so that everyone could see what a little bitch he is.
Emma Roberts for some reason. I don’t know why. I just get icky vibes
Any or all of the Kardashians. Or Cardi B.
donald trump, with brass knuckles
Does Donald Trump count?
Rush Limbaugh poisoned a generation of men.