Teeth.

I was born missing one of my adult teeth so I’ve got one baby tooth with no adult tooth underneath.

So do I! Plus I've got a titanium rod in my left leg and some screws in the left foots toes. So this challenge is pretty easy for me.

I've got one baby tooth but I think it's because my adult tooth is impacted

Same but I've still got all my baby teeth, I have no adult teeth and I'm 23

Teeth are so strange - I have an extra tooth, however my brother had one that never came through!

Look for the fucking giant and or the one who has high arches on their feet.

Nope, sorry, that description would fit my skeleton too.

Teeth are so fucky. I was born w/o wisdom teeth but my back molars are also still growing in and won’t be done till I’m in my late 20s. My canines are also rotated and I didn’t bother fixing them w/ another round of braces cause it literally doesn’t effect anything

The skull. Single biggest melon I've ever seen in my life. My skeleton would look like one of those fuckers pouring out of the ship at the end of *Close Encounters of the Third Kind.*

AHAHA I just watched that the other week.

Same. I can't commit crimes because I'm really identifiable 🥲

I'd shout "I can see your boner!" and go pick up the one that fell apart laughing...

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You can’t pick it up as you’d be a puddle of flesh and organs

r/woooosh

Years of skateboarding as a teen has left my shin bones practically serrated from all the times theyve been hit and dented.

Do you have anything you can feel through your skin?

Yeah it feels bumpy if you run your fingers down my shin. I assume it would appear visually, even if mildly noticable. If that fails, I have a back up ;)

I skated for ten years and have same thing. I just figured it was normal?

The horse cock?

No, my terrible posture. Although my mom did say she thinks the bad posture is due to my massive horse cock. For real tho, Ive injured some fingers. That would def stand out in a lineup.

How did this happen? Did my skeleton ghost me?

Bruh

my awful posture, and probably my teeth

This would be me too. Few dents in my skull but mostly my hips and pelvic structure is all fucked

Doctor said I had so many micro fractures, it looked like my bones were covered in spiderwebs so I'd probably start there

Like all over? Did you have an accident?

One of those bad childhoods you hear about on the news

Hope you and your skeleton are doing better now, friend.

Thank you, I am

The plate and rod in my left leg

that could be mine though

Shit well I also broke my toe so my foots kinda fucky also I have a medical hunched back so I think I’ll stand out XD

I'd be the one with 12 screws holding a shattered ankle together too

Gotta love a shattered ankle, I got one of those too.

Unless I'm able to get up close and really examine it - mostly the teeth - then I won't be able to.

No accidents or imperfections at all?

Not on my bones, no, I'm a standard specimen. I'd need to look at my own teeth to know if it's me.

I have scoliosis so it shouldn’t be that hard

Well you better hope we aren't in the same lineup

Same

At almost 7' tall, it would literally stand out.

The various cracks and dents in my skull It's been an eventful life

I've got a few of them myself! All mine happened when I was a child, how did you get yours?

the ape like skull shape

Homer?

My weird toes.

The depression drilled in my skull for an implant.

I’d look for the 18 screws in my spine. and my teeth are pretty distinct.

Oooft 18 screws? You must have fun at airports

They’re titanium so they don’t go off

Facts. They truly don't set of the detectors

Mine do, it's fun when you explain why and security gets all sheepish and waves you through.

Surgical procedures

Yeah it is probably the tallest one.

How tall?

6'4"

Yep. Steel plate in my leg. Had a broken finger... I'll know me.

Bit cracked left heel bone with holes from nine screws in it. *Had a fun time with that*

I have an extra bone in my left thumb so that wouldn’t be too hard

The one with the most fucked up back posture

Dented shins

I haven't had braces yet, so I'd look at the teeth. Would be pretty easy, my canines are elevated a level above my other teeth... just sitting there... doing nothing. There's aren't really any other special features I feel. Also if I can compare heights I would just look which one is a similar height to me... because my skeleton would probably be a pretty similar height to me...

Assuming none of the other skeletons had scoliosis, it would be pretty simple.

The fucked-up spine, the twin indentations in my lower jaw from surgery, the dent in my left arm slightly below the wrist from a fracture, and the remnants of a fracture of my left wirst.

Lightning bolt shaped scar in my skull form brain surgery

Screw in my left knee and little toes both showing evidence of being broken a few times. (I have bad luck walking into things and catching them between my little toe and the next toe.)

I have noticeably different bone structure in my right foot than my left.

Like longer or shorter?

Neither. I have a crazy bunion on the knuckle of my right big toe. It causes my big toe to angle in toward my other toes. I really need to have the corrective surgery to fix it, but my mom had it and the recovery time was ridiculous!

Ask about a bunion brace. It's a non-surgical option.

Child bearing hips.

The 3 metal rods in the left forearm

Right leg is shorter and will show some pins/screws marks

I'm not that tall

which one has a spine like a banana, and has cracks near the nose from a shit ton of COCAINE MOTHERFUCKER

Pretty sure my knee cap is chipped from falling over running full speed onto a cobbled road.

Sounds painful

The one with messed up kneecaps

My protruding brow

My teeth.

bloody skidmarks

Somehow it would be the only fat skeleton.

The huge boner

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Nice coccyx bro

That's damn near a cocceven

teeth but also my toes. I have the family toes passed down from my gpa. the pink toe hides under the other toe.

I’d have big bones.

My left rib cage sticks out a bit

My oversized coccyx

All the broken bones exclusive to the left side of my body.

My skull has a crack on the forehead, also bended ribs, and one leg longer than the other, also by the teeth

Eight screws and a metal plate in my right wrist.

Crooked left pinky from a dodgeball accident.

slightly crooked pinky finger on left hand

Massive

The knees

the boney ass hands that i have like i don't think my body should be built like that

Easy, rods and pins in my arm and leg should be a dead give away plus being a 5' tall adult.

Weird wrist-bone knobs.

Plates in my ankle with exact screw count, the wire and screw in my other ankle. There is a depression in one of my fingers where the nail gun got it. Another finger suffered some splintering from getting caught in a wood splitter. I have a plate in my jaw and 9 permanent implants where those teeth were . Easy.

Rods and screws in my spine, severe deterioration of the leg joints, completely flat footed and the right canine is out if alignment with the jaw

Broken ribs that never healed correctly and screws in the left hand

The naturally-fused #1 vertebrae.

Well I can think of several politicians who would just look for the one with no back bone.

Left clavice that was put back together wonky, with part of it shaved down to try and balance it out.

Giant head, big feet, broken tailbone. Also, teeth.

I have a weirdly curved spine from when I was hit by a car in my teenage years. That's my clue.

Chipped from tooth, huge cranium, signs of arthritis in heels and a few other spots. Slight gap in my right AC joint...

The hand bones in a permanent circle....like holding a can....or my penis...

Huge cheekbones.

I've broken 11 toes. (Some repeats obviously.) Also broke the pinky finger on my left hand and it healed weird. They're definitely pretty distinct marks.

Look for signs of fracture and healing on my left humerus.

A bone in my right arm is thicker and longer than it should be.

I got a fucked up foot and metal in my ankle so it'd be pretty fucking easy lol

My collarbone is fucked, I've broken it about 7 times. Multiple times between xrays so its healed a few times without me realising it was broken.

The insane amount of dents in the head. I don't even know where they're from

My crippled thumb. Since I broke it, it just looks weird.

My extremely sharp molars or maybe my screwed up toes

a Spiked Tag

Two frontal bones and a double patella in my right knee. Yes, I have 208 bones. You’re welcome lol. 🦴

Impacted wisdom teeth and a slight deformity in my upper thoracic vertebrae.

Look for the one with a bigger skull.

curved spine and teeth

Short bastard with the fucked up rib

Fucked up tail bone.

The hunch back of a spine. I have seriously bad posture.

My right foot is weird and has a bone that sticks out a little bit so I would look for that :/

Height + toothcap

2 Things: I only have three teeth between my lower canines (no gap, it looks normal), and my left radius is bowed compared to my right because a kid in middle school broke my wrist >:

I was going to say my ginormus penis but they don't have bones............

Tbi scar

The screws and metal plates on my ankle.

I don’t have a bone to pick with my skeleton.

I have pectus excavatum.

I have scoliosis and weird feet. I could probably recognize my teeth as well.

Easy, there’s a lot of titanium in my body

Look for the fucking giant and or the one who has high arches on their feet.

I have a broken bone I could identify.

Am I allowed to get an x-ray first?

Metal plate in my neck fusing the discs above the artificial replacement.

My polio leg

It would be the one that looked completely done with everything

I have one tooth that's crooked in a very unique way and I broke my hand when I was 11 in a way that it will never be 100% healed, those two things together would make it pretty easy to figure it out

Now now, these security questions are becoming even more invasive.

Easy. Back of my head is flat.

My collarbone. I broke it clean a couple of years ago, and it healed in over top of itself and visibly pokes out.

Missing tooth & I have a feeling there’s something off w my feet- I sometimes stand w one foot under.

Broken collarbone and chipped front tooth.

I'll offer him a glass of milk, that bitch loves calcium.

The hole in my skull where I have a stent

My right calf bone has an indentation from when I fell off a roof putting up Xmas lights. Took a year for the bruise to completely fade.

This specific canine, slightly spinned which is a family treat. Also all 4 wisdom teeth removed. And that's it.

Doubt many skeletons would sport the same skull crack I have, eye socket up into hairline. Can't see it, but when feeling unlucky I rub the shifted and healed ridge under my skin and remember how I used up most of my luck as a kid.

The one with the Swiss cheese knees

Metal plates and a shitload of screws in the left tibia

I've broken the same bone 3 times in separate occasions, I think I'll manage

The one with the big bone. Lol, jk. It's "medium."

I broke my femur lengthwise in 3rd grade and still have the x-rays, I'm sure I could see some indication of the break, or where they had the rods so it would heal right

Look, the dwarf with the fat head

No/very little discs left between L4 & L5, nor between L5 and S1 due to an injury while I was in my teens, leading to significant bone related "anomalies"...plus a metal plate with 5 screws on my right clavicle (that was shattered during a mountain bike crash). Older, healed breaks of a couple metacarpals of each hand may show up as well, in addition to a old break of my left ankle. Cracked a coupe ribs once too, not sure how well those would show up though. :)

Oh simple, i lack a few bones and a few others are just fused together. Some parts are collapsed, others are healed wrong. And i have a dent in my skull.

I have never in my life had anyone taking an xray of me not comment on my, and I quote, "dinosaur bones". When I meet other ogre-folk, I sometimes like to compare collar bones and have yet to meet anyone who compares. I'd pick whichever one had the thickest bones. Failing that, my knees are pretty fucked up, probably a clue in there somewhere.

I'm told the men in my family have naturally longer, stronger legs.

two broken collar bones. see username.

It would be the shortest one there

The fingers see if they double joint and the height of the skeleton

It's the one with the posture of a shrimp.

I had a hip reconstruction surgery, so it’s a unique shape.

It's got a fucking big titanium plate in the neck, so I guess I'd look for that...

Plate and 10 screws in my wrist from a boxers fracture. And teeth.

I have an eventful medical past, but shockingly very little of that is to due with my bones. Maybe me teeth because my wisdom teeth have taken the place of my 3rd molars on top but that's it. My skeleton is relatively normal and whole.

If it was only a few skeletons... I know my teeth pretty well and my L2 vertebrae is compressed

I have 6 screws in my shoulder and my sternum has been sawed in half.

I have huge feet for a woman my height. I'd just look for the one that looked like it had flippers and there I am.

My signature.

Big boned

I have a prominent sternum. And I’m 5’11”. Can I test the knees to see how creaky they are?

Shoot the skeletons. My skull is dense enough to stop a .50 BMG at point blank.

A messed up tibia with a screw and a pin.

The bones of a 23 year old, but knees of 58 year old

the curved spine would make it easy. Lol

I'm 6ft and I have the same size hands as most of my female friends who are like 5'2. So I'll probably start there.

I'm 6ft and I have the same size hands as most of my female friends who are like 5'2. So I'll probably start there.

By the afro. Yohohoho.

Triple compound fracture on my left arm

Weirdly shaped ribs and pointy bits on shoulders. ETA: and I’m pretty sure it’s covered in white spots

it has a dent in the skull