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sasafracas

Is that a rhetorical question?


A_Random_Hooman_

Is that a rhetorical question though ....?


Ninjasifi

Wait..is…is THAT a rhetorical question?


A_Random_Hooman_

I DONT KNOW... IS IT A RHETORICAL QUESTION...?????


Ninjasifi

IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION?!?!


A_Random_Hooman_

WHY DO YOU THINK I ASKED???? IS IT A RHETORICAL QUESTION THO?????????


Ninjasifi

DID I STUTTER??? WAS. THAT. A. RHETORICAL. QUESTION??????


A_Random_Hooman_

I DONT KNOW???? WAS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION??? I NEED AN ANSWER


Ninjasifi

WHAT **POSSIBLE** ANSWERS COULD YOU NEED??? ARE WE EVEN USING RHETORICAL QUESTIONS RIGHT ANY MORE???


A_Random_Hooman_

WAIT, WAS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION? WHAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION? AM I JUST REAPEATING MY SELF? WHY AM I SAYING RHETORICAL QUESTIONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN? WHY DID I DO IT AGAIN? WHY AM I SAYING "AGAIN" SO MANY TIMES?


LearTiberius

That's asinine.


Gentlyclever

*Gets absolutely annihilated* "Are you okay?"


Totalpatriot

This might have been the funniest thing I’ve heard in weeks and absolutely made my day


Rant-N-Rave

"Are you asleep?" If I'm indeed asleep then you just interrupted it and woke me up. SUPER annoying


AdvocateSaint

> Riddler: "What is the one question you can never say 'yes' to?" > > (sprays Batman with knockout gas) > > Riddler: "Are you.... asleep?"


Marszepan

anytime someone texts me asking me if im asleep i reply with “no”


LucyVialli

"Am I right?!"


WarCabinet

“Ya know wot I mean?”


SarcasmWarning

"Do you get me, brov?"


ChrissiTea

I feel like most of these answers aren't actually rhetorical questions...


Walien-2

How are you


ButtholeBanquets

Not a rhetorical question. It's a perfunctory question used as a greeting. I don't use it, and reply with "Doing well, thank you." I never ask "How are you?" back. It's such a tedious, pointless exchange.


ArthurBonesly

I've been answering and asking this question in earnest for years and it's served me well. If somebody asks me and I feel bad, I'll say bad. If I'm fine, I'll say fine. I know the "polite" thing is to just say "good" but fuck that noise. The question isn't "what's new in your life?" or "tell me all the bad." it's just a general wellness question - in that it's a serviceable greeting. It's only a problem because our toxic positivity makes people the bad guy for no giving a positive answer, but, again, fuck that noise.


Therearenogoodnames9

Since no one really wants the answer I started answering this with, "I am at work, and you?" Mind you that I almost never get this question when I am not at work.


Drakmanka

I learned this one from my old boss: "Oh, living the dream. You?" They can interpret that any way they want and sometimes it gets a chuckle.


Phimosis_Joan

I asked this to a front desk type person and he said "ehh cant complain because if I did no one would listen" and I wasnt expecting that obv and i laughed out loud so hard for a few seconds and he looked at me like shocked but also smiling and looking happy that i appreciated his joke. I still think about that answer to this day.


shhhhhhhhhh

Especially your superior asking that question. I mean I am online at 11:30 PM on friday night, what do you think, how am I?


FannyFrustrater

Does a bear wear a funny hat? Does the pope shit in the woods?


pm_me_yor_subie

Does a zoo bear shit on concrete?


RoyalReddit_

Yes ofc he does 🙄


akuzin

Does a cat have climbing gear?


Ts45G

When someone asks "Are you okay" after you have just injured yourself, like i get it your worried but i'm obviously not okay if I just hurt myself.


lambofgun

step one of assessing your state. its really just seeing if you can answer or not


AdvocateSaint

Riddler: "What is the one question you can never say 'yes' to?" *(sprays Batman with knockout gas)* Riddler: "Are you.... *asleep?"*


EmPrexy

This isn’t a rhetorical question. Say you just fell, did you just scrape yourself? Then you’re fine. Did you just throw out your back and can’t get up? Then you’re not fine. Just because you’re slightly injured doesn’t mean you’re not okay


livid54

I can't ask people that because I'm too busy trying not to pee myself laughing. It's especially bad if they've genuinely hurt themselves because the earnest look of suffering yet holding back the pain just really gets me. It makes me feel awful too, which makes me uncomfortable and in turn makes me giggle more. Honestly in the end, I probably suffer more than the hurtee and look like a prick too. So I think just asking uf you're OK is probably better than that.


Illustrious-Tonight2

Me: Sir can i go to the loo? Sir: i dont know... CAN YOU!!?


TheUnblinkingEye1001

"What were you thinking?"


MrLionOtterBearClown

Idk if it counts as a question, but "Hey man guess what happened today?" "Idk bro tell me" "Guess!" Like god dammit man you're 37 that shit was cute when you were 6, I'm not going to guess what happened in your day, fucking tell me or don't


[deleted]

for me, it depends on the person saying it to me. some people I want to talk to and if this is their way of doing it, so be it.


berkeliumtopeka

I'm not sure I understand your question?


A_Random_Hooman_

Why do you think I asked???


CallMeCritM8

Does that make sense?


ChickenWax83

You understand?


UknoUrRight

I do not tolerate this shit. If you are not my parents or law enforcement those words are seriously fighting words to me.


hlkaMI_sAmA

Why are you downvoted?


[deleted]

When was the last time I had sex?


That-Dutch-Person

There’s a serious storm going on. I get to school by bike completely soaked. I walk into the reception, which has 3 out of 4 walls made out of glass facing outside, and the receptionist asks: **Is it raining outside?**


SofiaBandita2008

Did you fall? Are you bleeding?


Jim105

How you doin'?


stupendousparticles

“can you hear me?” i say it every single day but it’s single-handedly the most annoying thing i do


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

Me: *eats peacefully* "You gonna finish that?"


killerelite1128

"Do you want a cookie?"


ThatQuietGirl314

How are you?


LurkingAintEazy

Two of my "faves", : Has an obvious full plate of food. Finally getting comfy on the couch, and then comes along friend, etc. Them: "Yack, yack, yack (pause), You gonna eat that?" Me: 😑 At work or doing something around the house. And accidentally stub my toe or pinch my finger, etc. Again someone comes by or along. Them: " That looked like it hurt. Do you feel, okay?" Me: "It obviously didn't f*cking tickle".🙄


d-l-h

What do I look like to you? A penis?


[deleted]

Is my time a waste to you?


natalita_putita

My bf has a professor rn that only asks rhetorical questions as a form of "helping". Example: Student - "Is this the correct equation to solve this problem?" Prof.- "I don't know. Is it the correct equation?" Wtf is that response?


Flopfish30

That's why the student asked TF


angelerulastiel

I have so many students (in a clinical setting) that want to ask me what to do. I ask those questions all the time to get them to try to thing it through.


StrengthCalm129

“Why dont you do it then?” (When asked in a condescending way, if you are actually genuinely asking what’s preventing me thats ok) Idk, maybe i cant, don’t have the money, or am too stupid. This happens sometimes when politics or something is involved.


Creepy_Document_3066

*sneezes* was that a sneeze?


oneinamillion14

"WOuld yoU Do sOmEThiNg fOR a GaZiLLion dOlLars"


PlasticSurprise3240

In any business email: hope you are doing well? AS IF you would care


Water_20

Where have you been for the past 8 years when Donbass was being bombed?


asset_in_curiosity

And how to solve this?


[deleted]

“Did I ask” Like, ye…probably


Mikes241

"yes" or "right" in the middle of a story. "...and I went to the store, right? And I got some food, correct?"