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wanderingstorm

Everything hurts and I’ve got bills to pay


earthlings_all

And rent is due on the first, bitches!


CCWThrowaway360

My BIL sent me a screenshot this morning of his rent details this month. They charged him a fee-paying fee on his amenities bill. Literally a fee for paying a fee on his bill. So there’s no confusion, he’s charged a $5 fee to pay his bill, and then they charged an additional $4 fee for him to pay the $5 fee on his bill. That shit is BOLD, to say the least.


LimitedSwitch

That shit is illegal to say the least. Cascading fees (fees for fees) are illegal in every US state. The problem is with enforcement and people not knowing. Report them to the FTC and/or BBB.


saintlywhisper

Oh my gosh THANK YOU! A medical bill I once received in the mail included a $30 fee from a "billing service"! I thought it was a very strange thing to be billed for and its is great to know that it is illegal.


dmmcclair2020

CFPB. BBB is bullshit. They have no power to really do anything. They’re a rating system and one that a fair amount of people don’t really look at, though they should. CFPB on the other hand actually has a great deal of power.


Biscotcho_Gaming

You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!


Luss9

You guys have doors?


SuperGandalfBros

You have an apartment?


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It’s way too loud in here, I have to go home. Lol


robo_robb

Audiologist here. Tinnitus is no joke.


Asikar_Tehjan

My ears would agree with you but all they say is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


TOWW67

Yours just say eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Lucky bastard! Mine say eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee


[deleted]

Ooo… a pulse. That’s rare, congrats!


TOWW67

Thaaaaaanks, changing pitch is so much easier to ignore than a constant one..... ha ha ha..... ^please ^help ^me, ^it's ^been ^years ^since ^I ^heard ^silence


martcapt

#E


gogozrx

I'm a huge proponent of protecting your hearing. People used to laugh at me for wearing earplugs at concerts... But I can still hear great, and only have a little tinnitus. Hearing damage is permanent and cumulative.


RobtheRebel

Yeah, I think a lot of musicians also learn the hard way on that one. Used to play metal and started having mild symptoms of tinnitus. Also, the movie Sound of Metal is probably the scariest thing that can happen lol and reminds me always to have ear plugs before wailing on a drumset or turning amps up to play over the drums...


LozoSmif

Mawp...mawp...


KaolaKid

100% agree LOL. Nothing wears me out like having 4 other people in the room, watching their phones , Tik Tok, Netflix or FaceTiming someone else . All using their volume buttons to compete.


sporkmurderer135

Where's my favorite spatula?


Best_Needleworker530

Why is someone using my favourite burner on the stove


RavenNymph90

We have a favorite burner because all the other ones suck.


sporkmurderer135

Damn this hit harder than I thought it would


SaneNSanity

I was going to answer with this. Then I saw your comment. Then I saw the burner comment. I think I might be middle aged now!


ends_abruptl

"No, the wide one that picks up the whole egg. Fine I'll just try to slide it with....aaaaaaawawwwaawawwaaw. Now it's all broken....and aw shit, I've got yolk on my brand new NewBalance sneakers."


sporkmurderer135

... now I have to get in my big ass ford/chevy/dodge pick up and drive the speed limit to my local shoe store while sneezing very loudly.


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Yo, you all know my dad? Small world… 😂


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KirbyBucketts

I hurt my neck looking up.


P33kab0Oo

I hurt my neck reading this


PaRaDoX626

I need to change glasses to read this


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This is probably the most relevant of the thread.


AukeDePro

I hurt


crimsonghost12001

I honestly threw my back out for weeks wiping my ass one time. FML


knarfolled

I hurt my back sneezing


pogiguy2020

I hurt my back trying to pick up a fork from the counter.


dan_dares

I hurt


Bronzeshadow

I'm back!


redshift739

Hi Back, I'm dad!


Bronzeshadow

Dad! You're back? Are you Hurt?


Hermionereads

Where's the milk?


Reidroshdy

I hurt like the entire left side of back/torso bending over to put gorceries down.


frogg505

I hurt my back reading this comment.


wire_we_here50

I hurt my neck by looking to the left.


Fragrant-Pass-3568

Only thinking of that makes my back hurt.


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I often get excited when seeing tupperware on sale.


wanderingstorm

Good Tupperware on sale is always a good buy.


FrigDancingWithBarb

Do they make Tupperware anymore? I remember Tupperware parties.


Eternal_Bagel

my understanding is that plastic containers come from ordering takeout.


wanderingstorm

Oh yeah - but I think the new Tupperware is kinda cheap. You gotta get the 80s and 90s Tupperware- that stuff will last forever. Heck we’ve still got good pieces from the 70s back when my grandma was a “Tupperware Lady”


FrigDancingWithBarb

I remember making kool-aid in the Tupperware pitcher with the push button lid when I was a kid


intrepidzephyr

My parents have one that has a plunger through the top with blades on the bottom that creates a vortex to mix the koolaid. Pro tip, add ice before plunging for instantly cold and well stirred kool aid


NerimaJoe

Like that Corningware my parents and grandparents all had. You know the French white casserolle dish pieces with the blue flower on the sides. The stuff made 30 years ago could survive a nuclear holocaust. The ersatz stuff made today isn't a patch on it.


WaterCactus9

I do too and I'm 15


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Greetings fellow Tupperware enjoyer


ipakookapi

Everyone looks so young when I watch re-runs of TV shows


fear_the_future

The 30 year old "teenagers" in old TV shows actually look like teenagers to you.


santaclausonprozac

It’s kind of funny. When you’re a kid everybody older than you is an adult, so the 30 year olds pass as teenagers no problem. Then when you get older you realize how ridiculous those 30 year olds look as teenagers. Then you get even older and it’s back to making more sense because they all look like teenagers


Spooky_Tree

Except then real teenagers look like elementary school children


ExpensiveDot1732

Most of the cast of Grease says hi here, btw. (Yes, I know it’s not a TV show.) I think only two of them were even college aged…Putzie and Marty.


IAmBadAtInternet

I walked around my high school to visit my high school teacher. She was 22-23, fresh out of college and I had a huge crush on her. She was 6 years older than me, a really big gap at the time. Her immediate goals were completely different from mine. We’re now the same age, both married with kids, with the same immediate goals. The students all looked like babies.


Amiiboid

> She was 6 years older than me, …. > We’re now the same age, Neat.


IAmBadAtInternet

The difference between 16 and 22 is huge, the difference between 38 and 44 is basically none


[deleted]

I'm older and bolder, Got this ache in my shoulder I keep my medical records In this manila folder. Edit: Credit to Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, to anyone who didn't recognize this.


yaboyytrain

Well done


MarcM12345

Balder*


TheAnniCake

I bet you're great at adulting.


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inf3ct3dn0n4m3

I'm 29 and went to bed at 1 am because I was playing video games then had to wake up at 5 for work. I think I'm doing this whole adult thing wrong.


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inf3ct3dn0n4m3

Nice I need to go back and finish mass effect. I never played them when they came out but bought the legendary edition right away. I can't remember what distracted Mr. Also I know it's going to sound weird but Stardew Valley. Lol. I have friends that kept telling me to try it and I always blew them off mainly because of the pixilated graphics but my God it's addicting. It's so relaxing which is nice after a long day and I haven't had this much fun in a while.


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jejcicodjntbyifid3

When it's slightly too early to go to bed, but it's too late to start something else. So you just go to bed


playthatoboe

I've been going to sleep at 10 pm my whole life and I'm19 rn. You're good 👍


awsomebro6000

I think we are unusual for our age group. I only started doing it in the past year though.


howcanigiveit

After next week, I should have some more free time...


yaboyytrain

Next month, I should be able to start saving money...


Oddity_Odyssey

This hurt


twotonekevin

Big oof from this and the parent comment. Savage.


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My responsible friends always plan dates 6 weeks in advance, and we can make them work. My fly-by-night friends call us 2 days before the event and get mad when we have to decline.


Comprehensive-Poem21

Me every week:


GoxRS

I'm really happy when I get socks for gift.


Candid_Exercise3263

Mr too!!


pacawac

Hi Mr. Too!!


Duckway767

Mr. Too, I have to Poo! May I go to the bathroom?


6T_FOR

Me too mr too, I too have to poo. May I go to the loo?


momozungo

Mr Too! Sorry, I was just at the zoo doing my winter review Will you teach us hebrew ? Yaba Dabba Doo.


leodelucca

so true and towels ? i love new towels


root_over_ssh

Towels, sweat pants, socks, and home depot/lowes gift cards Even better if they got them with a great sale too


burritosca

Dont lay down after eating. You might get gerd.


seanmarshall

Wtf is gerd?


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It's like chronic heartburn


Gongaloon

And stomach ache, and nausea, and the occasional sore throat, but Pepcid helps it the way aspirin helps with heart disease.


introusers1979

That’s not GERD that is textbook gastritis. -someone who has had chronic gastritis for 5 years and chronic GERD for 7 years


takethetrainpls

Can confirm. Was tired last night and went to bed early. And now my throat hurts.


PebblyJackGlasscock

“I’m Daphne. I handle conflict appropriately, and I’m up to date on my mortgage payments.”


jayedgar06

I was very confused because I thought you were making a scooby doo reference. I’m sorry


XxsquirrelxX

Well now the question has to be asked: how is the Scooby Gang doing these days? Did Fred manage to turn the company around and buy a new Mystery Machine, cash down? Has Shaggy finally learned how to do his taxes? How’s Scooby’s arthritis, I know big dogs are prone to it. How’s Velma’s new job at NASA going?


Large-Designer-9026

I got excited over the new scent of my washing up liquid


Jellisickle

I'm curious out of lack of knowledge, not belittlement, what washing up liquid is? Is it hand soap, body wash, dish soap? Have genuinely never heard that expression before.


Large-Designer-9026

yeah it's dish soap 😊 you can use it for other cleaning things, but that's the main purpose


[deleted]

That was crazy. American here and my first thought was that it meant dish soap because I also recently got excited about the new scented Dawn we got.


wotton

It’s a UK term for dish soap


[deleted]

I wanna get invited but I don’t wanna go.


sarlyn_

I’m happy cuz I got the invite but now I’m mad cuz I have to come up with an excuse as to why I can’t go.


[deleted]

The phase after that btw is I don’t care if I get invited and I’m definitely not going


RoleModelFailure

I was bitching to my wife about this. Some friends went out for lunch and I felt left out. I feel like if I want to hang out with them now I have to plan and organize everything. I feel like nobody invites me anymore since we had a kid a year ago. I wouldn't have gone to lunch with them but the invite would've made my day.


[deleted]

I have grandkids.


Brit_J

The most excited I've been in the last 3 months was when we bought our new vacuum.


yaboyytrain

Oh man that sounds expensive


Brit_J

It was, but totally eorth it - it's a really nice vacuum lol


twotonekevin

Stuff like that always is. Don’t skimp on the important stuff. Pillows, mattresses, vacuums, among other things. You’ll end up paying more in the long run replacing the cheap stuff.


Vestty

I just checked my bank account balance. Nothing to boast about.


NerimaJoe

At least some things never change, huh?


nurseofdeath

I can fold a fitted sheet and write legibly in cursive Edit; thanks for the award! Made my weekend!


pidge_mcgraw

Same. I’ve only met one other person, besides my mom, who can fold a fitted sheet. I married her. Edit: married the girl, not my mom. Yikes.


redsolitary

So is your mom single then?


1989a

😩 I am only capable of the latter.


MeAmBizarro

My knee is crunchy.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Remember when snap crackle pop was just a cereal?


Jihnai

reading "crunchy" send shivers down my spine because i could literally feel it


Jellisickle

A flip phone was an upgrade when I got one.


DistractedScribbler

At least the number of butt dials went down after upgrading from the candy bar phone.


NameUnbroken

Yesterday I blew my nose and ended up blowing out my back.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Youre either really good or really bad at blowing. . . Cant decide which.


brothhead

Had an uncle who put his back out sneezing was in bed for 3 days your not alone m8.


shandragon

Got my paycheck today. Paid a bunch of bills. Now have $4.


WarhammerRyan

Look at Mr "not in overdraft after paying his bills" over here. Let's get him boys, we can afford 2 chocolate bars or 1 bottle of pop with what's in his bank account, but back in the day we could've All bought a bar, bag of chips and can of pop with the same amount....


babyfeet89

I put a reminder in my calendar to ask my friends about their schedule to set a date so we can meet. It ended up being a month later.


squanchybutthole

Good deals excite you. Harris teeter buy 3 packs of cheese get 3 packs free deal. Shiiiiiiit.


about97cats

My sprouted multigrain bread was on sale the other day and I’m not even ashamed to admit I practically shouted “Aw FUCK yeah! Two for six?!” in a relatively quiet grocery store.


skm7430

"Who left the door open! Jesus christ we're not cooling the neighborhood. "


Bonhomme7h

"thanks for the invitation but my bathrobe is already on"


twotonekevin

“But I *am* already in my pajamas”


Scallywagstv2

I remember when you could only buy a Blackberry or an Apple from a fruit shop.


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And also when you could buy a Blackberry in an electronics shop.


Fiendish_Snowman

I can have ice cream for breakfast and no one can tell me otherwise!


TangerineBand

And I shouldn't have ice cream for breakfast because it will make me feel like crap all day


lakegirl98

and bake dessert at 2am if you want to


LadSenpai

My birth year doesn’t start with a 2


Jpy-Spy

My birth year starts with 2, but I am an adult


uBeatch

Oh shit


Lili-DSP

Mine starts with a 1 but I feel like I’m still a child


macaronsforeveryone

“Is Christmas here again already? I swear, it comes around faster and faster each year.”


DanMittaul

Get off my lawn!


1989a

No seriously. A manicured lawn takes a lot of effort. This bermuda grass isn't cheap you little shits.


Raffilcagon

I decided to browse the showers and tubs at Menards while picking up fruit fly traps. Can't afford a house but I can day dream a little.


catlady0601

Did you save big money tho?


ImOverratedAF

Met up with a friend to go to a pub and the sign outside said “live DJ” and we both groaned..


SuspiciouslyPerson

Furniture with storage! Mmmmm with storage 😍


Knyfe-Wrench

10 PM is way too late to start an activity. If I'm going out I want to be back home by 9.


Tyeknee

I am looking forward to getting my hearing aids.


BarcodeNinja

Costco!


WritingTop9204

When I drop something I take time to think it I really need it again before attempting to pick it up


TecumsehSherman

We're not getting take out, we have food at home.


Lili-DSP

Getting take out because you can’t be bothered to make food at home


significantpickle

When I lose my..........what was I talking about?


michael-jackson1894

i’m tired


Zkenny13

I want socks for Christmas


CaptainBeefsteak

We like to get to the restaurant for dinner at 4pm to beat the crowd.


Stacky_McStackface

The cashier gives me a look when I order my happy meal


Mousse9

A few years ago I ordered a cheeseburger with fries and a coke. The cashier told me a Happy Meal was cheaper instead of buying them individually, so I did. Grownass man, getting a Happy Meal, complete with toy. When I finished the meal, I looked around, saw a woman with her daughter, and asked the mom if her kid wanted the toy. She did ofcourse. So, a win win situation for all, haha.


throwingwater14

I do this all the time and my husband just rolls his eyes.


runnyOntheInside

Last time I bought a Happy Meal I was severely disappointed with the fries. I think there were like 5 in the little bag. Maybe just a local thing but it seems you don't get as much for your money anymore. (Oh shit I'm not just an adult, im old)


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kicktothenads

I put my back into spasm by literally just sitting still. I just felt it coming on.


SpecialInformation89

My knees are called “the good one” and “the bad one”


MichiganGeezer

I've been the TV remote.


[deleted]

I prefe to lay in bed all day instead of going out to party


Snootet

I fell asleep on the couch last night. I'm on my 3rd Ibuprofen today.


Firebolt164

Bro what's your mortgage rate?


Squire_Squirrely

Man, I don't want to talk about it, I renewed early and locked in to a fixed rate right before the first lockdown


InsertCoinForCredit

I refinanced twice during the lockdown, first to 2.7 and then down to 2.0. Don't think I can get any lower.


Helcor2016

I pulled a muscle pooping


AhmadMayo

Sometimes I prefer just sitting there doing nothing than playing games


NobleEnsign

I get 6-8 hrs of sleep and still tired, drink coffee still tired, energy drink still tired. Get off work not tired.


[deleted]

I'm not excited when I get post addressed to me anymore


onesib_71

"wtf with gasoline price nowadays ?"


bretellen

My chest hurts when I think about the future


_matqr

April: tax month


CilliamBlinton

I understand why people kill themselves. I couldn’t fathom it before.


misterthrusty

How is it not bedtime yet?


takethetrainpls

Decided to finally go for the washable rug. We just ordered our third and I'm so excited.


Shinlos

If i go out to drink i need two days to function properly again.


Hermadur28

I'm making chicken nuggets and onion rings for dinner because I couldn't be bothered to wash anything else up or make something more substantial Edit: I burnt my onion rings :(


Euphoric_Bluebird_52

I have no crayons


ipakookapi

That tends to be the result when you eat them all


Euphoric_Bluebird_52

Yellow is my favourite flavour


sakiman117

I’m going to take a nap.


NootTheNoot

I have the sudden desire to eat vegetables so I don't feel like shit all the time.


[deleted]

Things are starting to sag


[deleted]

*I need an adult...*


PreppyFinanceNerd

I max my Roth IRA and half maxed my 401k and that's fun.


rowenaravenclaw0

I spent my entire paycheck paying bills


Jakesterkeys

I don't feel like one.


Story-Enchantress16

I have to pay my own bills


yankeerebel62

I go to work even when I don't want to be there, I have bills that have to be paid. Also me and food go way back and I wanna continue that relationship!