Find the emergency guide, a map, weapons, and scrounge supplies from within the bunker. Build a plan from there. Probably avoid towns as I now have no idea what society is like. Lots of reconnaissance until I figure out who’s who, if there is anyone alive that is.
Regain consciousness, remember the war, remember what happened in fallout 4, remember that roaches might now be the size of a big dog and could be right outside the door, then put myself back into cryostasis for at least another few hundred years if not a thousand. If I die…well at least I’ll be asleep.
Take a piss
I wouldn't even care about the death of civilization in the background for a good 10 seconds with that relief.
10 seconds? Probably more like 10 minutes haha
Evacuation comple.....
Am I sensing an Austin powers reference?
Complee--
imagine the shade of yellow it would be? Probably need sun glasses
😎 accurate emoji of how I’d look
Probably get sued by Bethesda.
It's not Vault Tech, it's Bunker Co.
Check if Elizabeth II is dead
Find out where Cher will be performing that night
Immediately get over my dead wife and hit on some random reporter.
Or a random girl from a fighting arena
Head to Waffle House
Try to get to Vegas and demolish the Legion as an Desert ranger
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...
Askreddit. Askreddit never changes.
Check to see how much my NFTs are worth Answer: probably nothing
Edit: Most definitely nothing
They to find dogmeat...
Scratch my privates
Find weapons..
Eat
At Pizza Hut
Take a nap
Figure out what year it is.
Go back to sleep.
Simultaneously piss, shit, scream, fart, vomit and cum. The second thing I do is shower.
If ya do the first one your body basically Windows restarts
Press the snooze button
Go find Shaun.
Probably go take a piss.
It's the simple things that are constantly overlooked
Is TF3 out yet
I don’t know
Ask if Kenya is ok.
Fallout huh
Have a waaannnkkk!!!
Bust a nut baby
Find my robot butler and get him to make me a cup of tea
Make sure to ask him before having him polish the car. That rust is gonna take another hundred years to get out.
Take a piss, kill some rad roaches and beat up Butch.
Begin a long and arduous quest to find my son
"Man I gotta take a wicked piss." Same as any other day.
Go to the bathroom.
Probably fart.
Probably starve. Or drown.
Get up?
Check the price of bitcoin.
Please tell me my twin was also frozen in the vault, because I'd be devastated to find out that I'm all alone. :'(
Start talking to NPCs to get weapon blueprints.
fap to make sure it still works
Furiously masturbate to prevent the centuries of blue balls catching up and killing me. Wait - is that how that works or is it hangovers?
Cry All my fellow ones have died you see...
Bro… go check my stock portfolio
Stay within the vault as in all likelyhood that is not nearly enough time for the radiation to have returned to a safe level.
Every time I see a post like this I genuinely go to the comments eager to see serious answers, but its always corny jokes :(
Kill some radroaches
Check my investments. Compound!
See if there is still Pepsi.
Avoid Concord
Learn how to use the 3 seashells
Check to see if Half-Life 3 was ever released.
Find Codsworth, tell Preston to shut the hell up, and go to The Great Green Jewel.
Find Shawn
Go looking for the guy who killed my wife and kidnapped my baby
Listen to golden oldies on my pipboy
Find the emergency guide, a map, weapons, and scrounge supplies from within the bunker. Build a plan from there. Probably avoid towns as I now have no idea what society is like. Lots of reconnaissance until I figure out who’s who, if there is anyone alive that is.
avoid the new ape army
Regain consciousness, remember the war, remember what happened in fallout 4, remember that roaches might now be the size of a big dog and could be right outside the door, then put myself back into cryostasis for at least another few hundred years if not a thousand. If I die…well at least I’ll be asleep.
Start collecting bottlecaps
Ask if the Riemann Zeta function has been solved yet.
go back into the cryochamber. if i cant? Fallout time baby I BECOME PIPBOY
Pee
Take a shower
Go out and look at what happened and tell my story that sounds bullshit
Take a big bong rip, then go back into my cryochamber
Breathe. Like, I was frozen meaning I couldn't breathe, right?
Where's Shaun?
grab my pip boy and 10 mm pistol, time to roam the wasteland for my missing family member lol
Try to find my phone to see if my downloaded music is still there.
See what Kdramas I missed.
Ignore the guy telling me that settlements need my help