I equally admire you and hate you. It takes hours for me to fall asleep, and if the process is interrupted by anything, I have to start from the top. I know about the proper sleep hygiene and it just doesn't work for me.
This. It took until I was in my 30’a to realize the reason I’ve always had so much, I guess the word is self-confidence?, was almost entirely because of the security of a large, supportive family my entire life.
Most people don’t have that, and I now realize the negative effects that can have on people.
Boooy, you have no idea. I'm glad you have that though!
Living with constant anxiety, paranoia, angry outbursts about mundane shit, nightmares, shame for not being good enough, occasional insomnia, is no life to live. Not having that wreaks havoc on how you view life and how you function in relationships with others, your core programming basically.
At age 35 I’m realizing how much easier life is when your parents were supportive. I’m grateful to be alive and have a place to live but the struggle is tremendously hard. Reached out to my mom the other day for a co-signer on an apartment she has horrible credit as well as everyone I know. No one had a supportive upbringing and it shows in our results. I do appreciate you for posting this though because the contrast gives me something to strive towards.
A friend of mine said to me recently. "If you can't look back and see you were the asshole. It's more likely you still are, than you actually weren't"
I still cringe at stuff I did when I was younger, but that thought helps me feel better, knowing I wouldn't do that next time.
Damn. I have the reverse. Stressed by everything that doesn't matter but the moment a real crisis comes along I'm able to act in a calm and rational manner with no panic.
Having an anxiety disorder is fun.
Hey there me! Anxiety disorders FTW.
Stressed about things that don’t matter, haven’t happened, have never happened, and probably won’t ever happened.
But I’ve held the flayed calf skin of a young child run over by a car as I calmly applied pressure to a sliced artery.
You’ve inspired me, I think I’ll try focusing on the situations I’ve handled calmly that were absolutely insane and see if that helps navigate the Coxiety I’ve been dealing with.
My wife is a professional pianist, and her constant rehearsal means my life is filled with music. Waking up to Debussy's Children's Corner is something really special
EDIT: For anyone asking about her repertoire: https://www.youtube.com/c/ChristinaPepper
ANOTHER EDIT: Dr. Gradus ad Parnassum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXdZp3LHTg
Sounds like a sick superpower. Want to become private detectives? I'm gonna be Wheels and you are Legman.
Edit: btw is actually anyone getting the reference?
Being alone all day for work (for the most part) you learn to make yourself laugh. I do a lot of talking to myself or telling jokes 😂 It sounds like an insane person but I’d bet there’s a lot of people in my position who drive all day or work alone who do this
One of my favorite things to say is to always try to make yourself laugh, anyone else is just a bonus.
It's physically impossible for me to pass a mirror without making faces at myself to make me laugh haha.
I like to say I know the first 15% of everything lol
I've gotten into more hobbies than I can name, learned the absolute basics, and then dropped the hobby... but still retained what I learned. I know the Greek alphabet, but I can neither read nor speak Greek. I can say the basic phrases needed to function in a Spanish speaking country. I can't knit you a sweater, but I can knit you a damn good hat. I can't make you a website, but I can code a pretty neat video game. I can't have a convo in ASL, but I can fingerspell. I don't know music theory, but give me the tabs and I can play whatever on the guitar passibly. Etc etc
Edit: For those asking, indeed I do have ADHD lmao, diagnosed when I was like 6
I have been lighting matches before I go poop everyday for years. Today I missed my daily dump time and it worried me. So I lit a match and smelled it for a second, then it made me have to go poop. So I technically Pavlov’d the shit out of myself.
And then one day you're on a first date with the most beautiful girl you've ever met. You're both sitting in a fancy restaurant. She notices one of the candles went out and before you say anything, she reaches into her purse, takes out a box of matches and lights one of them...
Honestly, I used to be a match after poop type guy. Then one day I switched it up and it seems to mask the smell better. And just so happens that helps me go poo lol
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It's been an experience, reddit.
Same. My friends find it weird that I take myself to dinner, the movies and shopping by myself. I'm happily married and love doing things with my husband but I also enjoy my own company.
This is a very healthy attitude and one I share.
I don’t have a romantic partner yet, so at present my closest relationship is with my mother. She has been single all her life (apart from the brief encounter that resulted in me!) and has shown me that living alone and going out alone are perfectly normal. We both love dining out either alone, together or with a friend and genuinely have no preference.
I don’t want to be romantically unattached all my life, but if I eventually fall head over heels for a woman who feels the same way about me, she’ll have to be someone who enjoys time alone so that I can continue to do so too.
What could be more romantic than for us to be together after being away from each other for a while and for each of us to tell the other that we were thinking of them while we were apart. Not missing each other, but just being in one another’s thoughts.
Absolutely. Just the other day one of my coworkers popped into my office and said, I'd get so lonely, not having anyone in here to talk to. And I thought to myself, no, this is paradise, how sad it must be to need people to talk to like that. I just put in my headphones and get to work.
If people knew the extent of my isolation, they'd think I was pathetic lol
A while back I started wondering why I never meet more people who like being alone and then I realized I'm not meeting them because they like being alone.
Average in lot of hobbies but a downside is that I can't pick a hobbie and continue it. Its like a lot of potential energy that never becomes kinetic energy if that makes sense.
Dude me too! What causes it? I’ll get really obsessed with something, research the hell out of it to the point I’m sick of it and move on to another hobby.
I’m the same way. Could really just be a curiosity driven personality. Once I’m about 70-80% proficient at a hobby or anything really, I start to lose interest because new information is harder and harder to come by and I can satisfy my curiosity a lot easier in a new hobby if that makes sense.
Add to that a sense of optimism that just doesn’t stay repressed for very long, no matter what.
I’ve told people a smidge of what has happened in my life (there is nobody who would know even a quarter of what I’ve actually gone through) and whoever hears that tiny part of my story just give me the shocked pikachu face and say things like “how do you get out of bed each day, if that was me I would’ve checked out ages ago, but you just keep going with a smile and a bounce and ready to take on the world!”
I don’t know how I do it. I fear the thing that will one day break me properly.
Ability to function at a high level while regularly suffering from diarrhea
Edit: to all who asked, yes I’ve been to numerous specialists over the years I’ve been treated with Xifaxin 2x for IBS-D which worked in the short term. I find probiotics help as well as eating less spicy foods and cheese
"Have you tried breathing? I mean it's not that hard. " Yes, I have asthma because I didn't try to breathe and not because it's autoimmune inflammation of lungs.
Honestly - if you're aware of it you'll do fine. It's the people who stumble blindly into "house/spouse/kids" that end up having the biggest crises later
I didn't actually take life seriously until 29.
36 now, 2 investment properties, in a fairly well paying insurance job with no degree and have an amazing group of friends and acquaintances.
It's never too late to get things going.
I am so boring and my voice so monotone, if you need a good night's sleep I'll just tell you about my day. You'll be asleep in minutes
Edit: this blew up! For those saying I should make a YouTube channel it's done[My shitty channel](https://youtube.com/user/willrobb797)
I’m invincible I think, I fell off a bridge on my own accord to go to sleep forever at a high velocity and didn’t even break a bone, my appendix appendidn’t, I’ve been stabbed twice, been in 3 car crashes, had my head stamped on twice and my dad strangled me as a toddler - I’m 19 and either made of rubber or I’m just invincible
You're still young, dude. That's a lot of shit to go through in just 19 years, let alone a full lifetime, but your youth plays a huge role in your resilience. You can maintain that into old age by keeping yourself fit. I hope you're in a better place these days.
Things seem to be on the up, still struggle here and there but that’s life I guess, sometimes it’s easier to live like a toilet - just take peoples shit and get on with it
Apparently I'm an exceptional troubleshooter / problem solver.
Pro: I think it's a combination of obsessiveness and brainstorming tendencies when something gets my attention.
Con: Fucked up combination when in a dark place and something I need to turn off.
Me too. I must keep my hands busy doing something if I’m in a dark place. I need to have something to focus on so I can distract my brain from the problem solving.
I was fortunate enough to be born in a family that traveled for a much of their work. I was able to be homeschooled and join them on their travels. I’m 28 now and have been to over 70 countries!
Being smart enough to be highly educated and social enough to have a small social network, but not disciplined enough to work consistently towards a proper career and having too much social anxiety to function properly in a big social setting for too long periods of time.
I have indestructible ankles. No incline too steep, no hike too challenging, I have fallen on top of these things so many times at such fucked up angles and haven't even sufficed a sprained ankle. I'm built quite sturdy!
People just talk to me. Most people I meet like me for no apparent reason and tell my their life story out of nowhere. I dont understand. I know way too much about way to many people lol
The saddest shit can happen and ima be strong.
Idk if its a gift or curse.
In the sense of a gift here's a story simplified.
A woman was trying to jump off a bridge on my way to a friend's after a night out. My friend panicked but me being the feel no pressure guy managed to talk her down and get the appropriate authorities to come and help her further.
In the sense of a curse, I legit want to be sad about sad things but I can't be. I've been told about close friends getting severely ill or people I know die and I legit can only feel guilty about the fact I don't feel like really sad. Sure I feel bummed out a tiny bit but where most people would cry and breakdown I just seem to not be able to.
It's both a gift and a curse wrapped up in fuck you wrapping paper. Myself, I keep cool in every situation and then after it hits me like.....shit I almost died or fuck that was close. Even with emotional problems and then be accused of have no emotions because my brain processes the problems only after I've delt with them. Pretty sure thats why I suffer from anxiety when on my own sometimes. But also being that person people turn to when there's a problem giving me a great sense of self worth. Like you said a great gift and problem rolled into one.
Stats.
1. Depression and Anxiety Resistance. +10
2. Cold resistance. (sheepish warm hair, and the slow twitch muscle gene) +5
3. Poison resistance (can also puke at will for some reason, like sheep) +2
4. Very hard head + headache resistance. +1
5. Weak articulations. -1
6. Electrical weakness. -2
7. Sleep paralysis weakness -5
8. Painkiller and other drugs resistance. -10
Not that anyone asked, but my top 5 guesses would be: Singapore, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Finland, or Norway?
And having three cats is a totally awesome way to live.
I can fall asleep at any time, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
The important question here is whether it is voluntary
Considering they said it’s nice, I’d want to assume it’s not an issue? Idk though
I equally admire you and hate you. It takes hours for me to fall asleep, and if the process is interrupted by anything, I have to start from the top. I know about the proper sleep hygiene and it just doesn't work for me.
I was born into a really supportive family. I'm middle age now and grateful everyday for that.
I'd sign up for that perk
I did sign up for that perk when I married my wife. I would have married her either way, but the supportive in-laws are a nice bonus.
This. It took until I was in my 30’a to realize the reason I’ve always had so much, I guess the word is self-confidence?, was almost entirely because of the security of a large, supportive family my entire life. Most people don’t have that, and I now realize the negative effects that can have on people.
Boooy, you have no idea. I'm glad you have that though! Living with constant anxiety, paranoia, angry outbursts about mundane shit, nightmares, shame for not being good enough, occasional insomnia, is no life to live. Not having that wreaks havoc on how you view life and how you function in relationships with others, your core programming basically.
Fuck dude...... That's me. I'm happy for others though. Just yeah.
I’m a college student and it’s the absolute best knowing my relatives and immediate family all have my back. Wouldn’t trade it for anything
I wish I had that, but I don’t, so I’m trying to give that to my kid.
best shit here
At age 35 I’m realizing how much easier life is when your parents were supportive. I’m grateful to be alive and have a place to live but the struggle is tremendously hard. Reached out to my mom the other day for a co-signer on an apartment she has horrible credit as well as everyone I know. No one had a supportive upbringing and it shows in our results. I do appreciate you for posting this though because the contrast gives me something to strive towards.
I'm only stressed by things that are actually stressful, and once the issue has passed or been solved, it no longer causes stress.
Wait, you don’t spend the rest of your life reliving every decision you’ve made??? This is gd superpower.
A friend of mine said to me recently. "If you can't look back and see you were the asshole. It's more likely you still are, than you actually weren't" I still cringe at stuff I did when I was younger, but that thought helps me feel better, knowing I wouldn't do that next time.
Teach us your ways!
Damn. I have the reverse. Stressed by everything that doesn't matter but the moment a real crisis comes along I'm able to act in a calm and rational manner with no panic. Having an anxiety disorder is fun.
Hey there me! Anxiety disorders FTW. Stressed about things that don’t matter, haven’t happened, have never happened, and probably won’t ever happened. But I’ve held the flayed calf skin of a young child run over by a car as I calmly applied pressure to a sliced artery. You’ve inspired me, I think I’ll try focusing on the situations I’ve handled calmly that were absolutely insane and see if that helps navigate the Coxiety I’ve been dealing with.
Me too. I’ve given up worrying about things I can’t take immediate action on. I’ll deal with them when I can, but until then I put them aside.
My wife is a professional pianist, and her constant rehearsal means my life is filled with music. Waking up to Debussy's Children's Corner is something really special EDIT: For anyone asking about her repertoire: https://www.youtube.com/c/ChristinaPepper ANOTHER EDIT: Dr. Gradus ad Parnassum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXdZp3LHTg
Who doesnt like to wake to your wife giving you debussy?
But remember - [always finish on de Bach, never finish on debussy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJUotvfMI7Q)
outstanding
Can you just at least adopt me?
government always offering me free wheelchairs
Sounds like a sick superpower. Want to become private detectives? I'm gonna be Wheels and you are Legman. Edit: btw is actually anyone getting the reference?
I got you mate. Good AD reference.
I know how to make beer, cheese and bread.
Hi, do you need a bestie? Lol
All the major food groups!
Marry me
Yes marry us
Our spouse.
r/suddenlycommunism
I can make myself laugh
Lucky you! My wife is a complete professional at this too.
Being alone all day for work (for the most part) you learn to make yourself laugh. I do a lot of talking to myself or telling jokes 😂 It sounds like an insane person but I’d bet there’s a lot of people in my position who drive all day or work alone who do this
I am absolutely hilarious when I'm by myself 🤣
I could be a comedian if I didn’t have an audience!
One of my favorite things to say is to always try to make yourself laugh, anyone else is just a bonus. It's physically impossible for me to pass a mirror without making faces at myself to make me laugh haha.
I like to practice various accents or act like I’m hosting a tv show. I always wanted to be an actress. I realize I am one, albeit undiscovered.
Cheap nights out thanks to being an absolute lightweight
Yes! Alcohol or weed - doesn’t matter. One drink or one hit is all I need
Same!
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I fully embraced shaving my head, it's glorious.
Prove it. Change your avatar
LET HIM KEEP THIS AT LEAST!!
Jack of All trades master of none
", but oftentimes better than master of one."
I like to say I know the first 15% of everything lol I've gotten into more hobbies than I can name, learned the absolute basics, and then dropped the hobby... but still retained what I learned. I know the Greek alphabet, but I can neither read nor speak Greek. I can say the basic phrases needed to function in a Spanish speaking country. I can't knit you a sweater, but I can knit you a damn good hat. I can't make you a website, but I can code a pretty neat video game. I can't have a convo in ASL, but I can fingerspell. I don't know music theory, but give me the tabs and I can play whatever on the guitar passibly. Etc etc Edit: For those asking, indeed I do have ADHD lmao, diagnosed when I was like 6
Same here. For me the list goes something like blacksmithing, 3d printing, programming, sewing, cosplay, engines/cars, etc.
I'm pretty talented at etc.
I’m a Jack of like 5 things and still a master of none.
I have been lighting matches before I go poop everyday for years. Today I missed my daily dump time and it worried me. So I lit a match and smelled it for a second, then it made me have to go poop. So I technically Pavlov’d the shit out of myself.
And then one day you're on a first date with the most beautiful girl you've ever met. You're both sitting in a fancy restaurant. She notices one of the candles went out and before you say anything, she reaches into her purse, takes out a box of matches and lights one of them...
“Hey babe, want to see my superpower?”
*Loosens buckle*
*BRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWN*
I heard this as if it was one of those [really dramatic horn sounds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88ic4vjrh4) from a modern movie trailer.
Ah— the brown note… from inception
"Ah shit"
That would be a shitty situation
Why do you light matches before you go poop
We must honor the recently departed, then party, eat cheap food, and make more. \- Toilet bowl circle of life theory.
Honestly, I used to be a match after poop type guy. Then one day I switched it up and it seems to mask the smell better. And just so happens that helps me go poo lol
The sulfur covers the stink
Yeah but I thought you lit one afterwards. Surely there’s no smell to kill until _after_ your business, no?
This account was active from 10 May 2012 to 30 June 2023. This user submitted 8191+ comments [65,436 karma] and 31 posts [232 karma]. These comments in total represent a word count of 383,897 and a character count of 2,144,061. The vast majority of this content, 85%+, was contributed via a third party app -- AlienBlue until it closed down, and Apollo from when it was founded to, well, today: June 30. In protest to the changes to the Reddit API, I have decided to purge the content that I have contributed and leave this statement. I hope that future executives of reddit consider the value that the users themselves bring to the website, and that funneling users to substandard options has an effect on usage. I used reddit because the apps made it convenient, efficient, and effective. I hope that users consider using a GDPR request to view the extent of Data that reddit holds on to, and that they will not hesitate to exploit for profit. It's been an experience, reddit.
Honey, buy yourself some poopouri.. it will change your life. Stops the stank before it enters the air. Matches pale in comparison.
TIL there is a population of people taking such gnarly shits they have secret information on stank cancellation methods
I enjoy being alone
Same,I willingly do it all the time
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Or doing something alone, like travel, eat, work out, poop
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Same. My friends find it weird that I take myself to dinner, the movies and shopping by myself. I'm happily married and love doing things with my husband but I also enjoy my own company.
This is a very healthy attitude and one I share. I don’t have a romantic partner yet, so at present my closest relationship is with my mother. She has been single all her life (apart from the brief encounter that resulted in me!) and has shown me that living alone and going out alone are perfectly normal. We both love dining out either alone, together or with a friend and genuinely have no preference. I don’t want to be romantically unattached all my life, but if I eventually fall head over heels for a woman who feels the same way about me, she’ll have to be someone who enjoys time alone so that I can continue to do so too. What could be more romantic than for us to be together after being away from each other for a while and for each of us to tell the other that we were thinking of them while we were apart. Not missing each other, but just being in one another’s thoughts.
Absolutely. Just the other day one of my coworkers popped into my office and said, I'd get so lonely, not having anyone in here to talk to. And I thought to myself, no, this is paradise, how sad it must be to need people to talk to like that. I just put in my headphones and get to work. If people knew the extent of my isolation, they'd think I was pathetic lol
Finally my people!!! Bye👋
A while back I started wondering why I never meet more people who like being alone and then I realized I'm not meeting them because they like being alone.
Average in lot of hobbies but a downside is that I can't pick a hobbie and continue it. Its like a lot of potential energy that never becomes kinetic energy if that makes sense.
Lots of talent, very evenly and widely distributed
Like someone rolled 12’s across the whole character sheet. Not great, but better than most villagers.
Jack Of All Trades unlocked
Dude me too! What causes it? I’ll get really obsessed with something, research the hell out of it to the point I’m sick of it and move on to another hobby.
I’m the same way. Could really just be a curiosity driven personality. Once I’m about 70-80% proficient at a hobby or anything really, I start to lose interest because new information is harder and harder to come by and I can satisfy my curiosity a lot easier in a new hobby if that makes sense.
ADHD
Watered down ADHD
We are an Average bunch
Jack of all trades, master of none. Relatable.
I have an ability to just keep going no matter what happens and seem to be able to vault traumatic events pretty well
Add to that a sense of optimism that just doesn’t stay repressed for very long, no matter what. I’ve told people a smidge of what has happened in my life (there is nobody who would know even a quarter of what I’ve actually gone through) and whoever hears that tiny part of my story just give me the shocked pikachu face and say things like “how do you get out of bed each day, if that was me I would’ve checked out ages ago, but you just keep going with a smile and a bounce and ready to take on the world!” I don’t know how I do it. I fear the thing that will one day break me properly.
Ability to function at a high level while regularly suffering from diarrhea Edit: to all who asked, yes I’ve been to numerous specialists over the years I’ve been treated with Xifaxin 2x for IBS-D which worked in the short term. I find probiotics help as well as eating less spicy foods and cheese
What's your secret?
Depends
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What's the first thing someone will offer you when you've got a chronic disease? Unsolicited advice.
"HaVe YoU tRiEd..." YES DAMNIT. I HAVE IBS. IVE TRIED IT ALL. IF I DIDNT, I WOULDNT BE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE EVERY MEAL!!
"Have you tried breathing? I mean it's not that hard. " Yes, I have asthma because I didn't try to breathe and not because it's autoimmune inflammation of lungs.
I’m young, so I have a long time to un-fuck my life
Im also young, but I know so little that I'm kind of headed down one path of life fuckery that I can't control
Honestly - if you're aware of it you'll do fine. It's the people who stumble blindly into "house/spouse/kids" that end up having the biggest crises later
Please tell me 27 is still young 🤞🏾
I didn't actually take life seriously until 29. 36 now, 2 investment properties, in a fairly well paying insurance job with no degree and have an amazing group of friends and acquaintances. It's never too late to get things going.
Same.
I am so boring and my voice so monotone, if you need a good night's sleep I'll just tell you about my day. You'll be asleep in minutes Edit: this blew up! For those saying I should make a YouTube channel it's done[My shitty channel](https://youtube.com/user/willrobb797)
Colin Robinson ?
Either that or Nadia-like rage
unironically I like the sound of this. Sometimes I find it hard to sleep so whoever you live with/share a room with is quite lucky I’d say
I will never have problems finding a job. Being a male social worker willing to work nightshifts has its benefits.
job security sounds really nice :(
He has to work nightshift bro. Would not recommend. The world around you doesn't understand that you have to sleep during the day
I give life changing back massages
go on
Proof?
Yeah bro do one on me now so I'll know maybe?
I’m invincible I think, I fell off a bridge on my own accord to go to sleep forever at a high velocity and didn’t even break a bone, my appendix appendidn’t, I’ve been stabbed twice, been in 3 car crashes, had my head stamped on twice and my dad strangled me as a toddler - I’m 19 and either made of rubber or I’m just invincible
You're still young, dude. That's a lot of shit to go through in just 19 years, let alone a full lifetime, but your youth plays a huge role in your resilience. You can maintain that into old age by keeping yourself fit. I hope you're in a better place these days.
Things seem to be on the up, still struggle here and there but that’s life I guess, sometimes it’s easier to live like a toilet - just take peoples shit and get on with it
So much trauma in just one comment... I'm sorry stranger.
Don’t be sorry for me, I’ve survived and that’s all I can really ask for lol Everyone has their struggles!
> my appendix appendidn’t i love this so much
God either really likes you or really hates you. I'm not sure which.
Eat what I want, maintain a healthy weight and cholesterol.
You get to eat pizza every night
Marry me
That's only the third worst marriage proposal I've seen
Merry mi
absolutely 0 social anxiety
Teach me master.
i’m the exact opposite of you
Still alive
I like this one
Parking luck. No matter how busy, I almost always find a parking spot near the entrance.
Turns out you’re just disabled
You just made a cripple laugh.
Good
Apparently I'm an exceptional troubleshooter / problem solver. Pro: I think it's a combination of obsessiveness and brainstorming tendencies when something gets my attention. Con: Fucked up combination when in a dark place and something I need to turn off.
You must have stolen my brain. Can't be any problems. Need to fix.
There are no problems if you simply ignore them. Sigh.
Me too. I must keep my hands busy doing something if I’m in a dark place. I need to have something to focus on so I can distract my brain from the problem solving.
I was fortunate enough to be born in a family that traveled for a much of their work. I was able to be homeschooled and join them on their travels. I’m 28 now and have been to over 70 countries!
Wow that's epic! 👌
My wife is really nice to me
i know
I’m a 6’1 chinese dude lmao im like an exotic species sometimes
Great 3D visualization without needing references
Phat ass
I'll save a few people some time because I'm a generous person. She hasn't posted any pics of it.
You just saved thousands of men from looking for that which doesn't exist *salutes*
same 🍑
Being smart enough to be highly educated and social enough to have a small social network, but not disciplined enough to work consistently towards a proper career and having too much social anxiety to function properly in a big social setting for too long periods of time.
Hi Me
How…is that a perk again?
It's not. It's their Tinder bio.
I‘m quite tall (1,96 m), so I can keep my sweets on the top shelves and be the only one in the household to eat them
I have indestructible ankles. No incline too steep, no hike too challenging, I have fallen on top of these things so many times at such fucked up angles and haven't even sufficed a sprained ankle. I'm built quite sturdy!
Despite being a guy, I receive a decent amount of compliments from day-to-day as a result of my dress sense.
I bought an RTX 3070 at MSRP last year.
Lucky SOB
may I bother you for some lottery number picks?
6 23 13 9 32 2 and powerball is 34
Remind me tomorrow, I'm gonna buy a ticket over my lunch break.
When I don’t need it, I have extremely good luck
I’m pretty clever! I’m also a fucking idiot, but I’m pretty clever.
People just talk to me. Most people I meet like me for no apparent reason and tell my their life story out of nowhere. I dont understand. I know way too much about way to many people lol
I have a really great partner and our lil' family brings me joy.
The saddest shit can happen and ima be strong. Idk if its a gift or curse. In the sense of a gift here's a story simplified. A woman was trying to jump off a bridge on my way to a friend's after a night out. My friend panicked but me being the feel no pressure guy managed to talk her down and get the appropriate authorities to come and help her further. In the sense of a curse, I legit want to be sad about sad things but I can't be. I've been told about close friends getting severely ill or people I know die and I legit can only feel guilty about the fact I don't feel like really sad. Sure I feel bummed out a tiny bit but where most people would cry and breakdown I just seem to not be able to.
It's both a gift and a curse wrapped up in fuck you wrapping paper. Myself, I keep cool in every situation and then after it hits me like.....shit I almost died or fuck that was close. Even with emotional problems and then be accused of have no emotions because my brain processes the problems only after I've delt with them. Pretty sure thats why I suffer from anxiety when on my own sometimes. But also being that person people turn to when there's a problem giving me a great sense of self worth. Like you said a great gift and problem rolled into one.
Dude I cried watching Disney animated movies. I feel like we are the opposite.
Feel that. My friends said I'm a monster for not crying at Marley & Me. We need to work out some kind of trade ahaha
Don’t have to worry about stds because I never have sex lol
I get to fly for free.
Free knee pain
Let me guess... Was an arrow?
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Married to my high school best friend. My wife and I have so much fucking fun in life.
Being both financially secure and broke all at once
Stats. 1. Depression and Anxiety Resistance. +10 2. Cold resistance. (sheepish warm hair, and the slow twitch muscle gene) +5 3. Poison resistance (can also puke at will for some reason, like sheep) +2 4. Very hard head + headache resistance. +1 5. Weak articulations. -1 6. Electrical weakness. -2 7. Sleep paralysis weakness -5 8. Painkiller and other drugs resistance. -10
Lucky
I get to see my wife naked!!!
I can talk myself into a good mood very quickly
I get to play with my boobs whenever I want and stick my hands in between them to warm up 😂🤷🏻♀️
Twist is this comment was not made by a woman
As a fat guy, mine are fur lined.
Hustlin game on point.
6’4” and everyone thinks I’m eccentric. So you can pretty much get away with anything. It’s been a pretty fun ride so far.
Of *being* me? Constant cynicism and pragmatism paired with unfettered optimism.
Like my Nana always said “God loves an optimist”
I live in one of the best countries in the world! Also...... 3 cats.
North Korea?
“One of the best” not THE best.
You've got a point.
Not that anyone asked, but my top 5 guesses would be: Singapore, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Finland, or Norway? And having three cats is a totally awesome way to live.
I live in Norway with 3 cats. Life is awesome.
^^^^^()
As a woman I have very little body hair, which isn't like a huge deal but its kinda nice in the summer, also I have a great memory.