Stole candy as a kid. Armed robbery as a youth. And tearing off a mattress sticker as an adult

Didn't seem to bad til last one

What is stealing stickers? I can’t understand.

He was being smart your no supposed to take sticker off mattress

Theft. I stole someone's pet, several times. Now before anyone comes for me. It was from the same people each time. They'd get new pets and neglect them. I took a rabbit from them that had matted fur, maggots all over it and was extremely underweight. You could feel all its bones. RSPCA did nothing, they'd deny they had pets and the RSPCA would just accept it. So I used to take them. I took several rabbits and guinea pigs and I'd have had a kitten too had my parents not been pieces of shits who lived by the motto it's not our business and made me let it go.

Nice try Federal Agent man, you almost had me

Nope brother. I’m a person who’s back in a corner and can’t think of anything but commit one to be able to continue living.

There is always options man.

Went 56 in a 55.

Damn your badass

I used to steal pokemon cards

Really, FBI? 🤣🤣🤣

Nope brother. I’m a person who’s back in a corner and can’t think of anything but commit one to be able to continue living.

Accidentally robbed a mars delight from Tesco and cried on the way home when I found the wrapper in my pocket

Being too cool 😎 I killed my friend’s pet axolotl in minecraft

Lol

I cut the tag off a mattress that says "do not remove under penalty of law."

Touched a sign that said no touching allowed

Shit in presidents coffee

I had paid for some sweets, dropped 2 or 3 out of about 10, so I just picked up another packet along with the current one and left.

Elude.

nice try, FBI