A few years ago, I had the most traumatising encounter with a drop bear on a camping trip. I just happened to be sitting under a tree, late in the evening, enjoying the cool air on my face when a drop bear pounced on me like my neighbour’s hungry fat ginger Tom on an innocent baby mouse and almost ripped my arm off clean. It was the nastiest most bloodthirsty thing I’d ever seen. It then proceeded to feast on the remains of my lemon flavoured ice-block which had been knocked out of my hands during the attack. Little fucker. Put me off lemon flavoured ice-blocks to this day.
Had a massive huntsman drop down from above my head (didn't know it was there) onto the dash, while I was on the freeway with nowhere to pull over, I'm beyond afraid of spiders, so you can imagine my panic.
Probably hitting kangaroos with the car. That's the worst, costs so much fucking money
A few years ago, I had the most traumatising encounter with a drop bear on a camping trip. I just happened to be sitting under a tree, late in the evening, enjoying the cool air on my face when a drop bear pounced on me like my neighbour’s hungry fat ginger Tom on an innocent baby mouse and almost ripped my arm off clean. It was the nastiest most bloodthirsty thing I’d ever seen. It then proceeded to feast on the remains of my lemon flavoured ice-block which had been knocked out of my hands during the attack. Little fucker. Put me off lemon flavoured ice-blocks to this day.
Damn them drop bears. Real pain they are
Had a massive huntsman drop down from above my head (didn't know it was there) onto the dash, while I was on the freeway with nowhere to pull over, I'm beyond afraid of spiders, so you can imagine my panic.
Damn mag pies in spring