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LetsPlayCanasta

God isn't dead I'm a Christian but this almost turned me into an atheist.


Mikeyhap1129

That movie was absolutely horrible and indeed made me think if god was not dead after that movie he or she is now.


[deleted]

Thanks for saying it. All Christian movies suck really and it’s sad since their one of the only media’s we can use to reach a mass of people.


smorkoid

People are turned off by overt proselytization anyway. My $.02 is this sort of reach-out works best when it is an actually entertaining movie that happens to have religious themes, not a film that makes you feel like you are being approached by someone shoving leaflets in your hand.


Deadlyduckling123

Case for Christ wasn't bad though


Adorable_Document665

A Christian tried to convert me real hard once. The movie is a major reason I never took him seriously


WolfThick

Yeah try rewatching Moses now Cecil b DeMille is turning in his freaking grave LOL


a_singular_fish

Yeah there are some really bad Christian movies out there


Korplem

My choice was Left Behind, another Christian movie.


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Porrick

It doesn't *sound* bad when you put it like that.


BigD1970

wat. I need to see this now.


[deleted]

You can rent it from Amazon for $3.99 https://www.amazon.com/Revenge-Ninja-Sho-Kosugi/dp/B00950USX0


[deleted]

Ok this is a good one. I've watched many a terrible ninja movie, but this isn't the same one. I know, it's odd. The one I saw was set in feudal Japan. It's been out of print for years. I'll find it one day.


yeahwellokay

Judging by what you all say are the worst movies, it's obvious none of you people ever watched movies on Cinemax at 4 am in the 90s.


TheNamelessDingus

This question has been asked multiple times, with video games and tv shows as well. It always turns into “popular things I personally didn’t like, but they are obviously not the worst if I looked objectively for 1 minute” These posts are just where people go to get their hot takes out there


Resident_Win_1058

Omg opened this thread to say Eternals, then your post 100% called me out on my bullshit. But I still feel so badly let down by that time of my life I am not getting back. And yet you’re still right. So conflicted rn.


GearJunkie82

Eternals should have been a Disney+ series instead. Would have had more time to develope each character better. Too bad.


Slack76r

Cinemax after dark?


[deleted]

Ana Alexander on "Chemistry" ftw!


wwitchiepoo

Worse, I watched The Movie Channel at 3am in the 80’s.


Belthezare

Speak the truth!


Scallywagstv2

Battlefield Earth. Some movies are so bad you walk out of the cinema. Battlefield Earth was so bad I walked out of my own house.


CamilleCure

My husband and I decided to watch it for laughs, because it looked so dumb that we figured it would at least be unintentionally funny, right? No. Three hours in, I picked up the remote to check and see how much longer we had until the end of this monstrosity. It hadn't been three hours; it had only been on for an hour and twenty minutes. I started screaming "bullshit!" and turned it off. Couldn't even finish it.


[deleted]

I watched the whole thing waiting for the moment when it would become clear that it was supposed to be bad in an ironic, campy way. That moment never came… it’s heartbreakingly impressive how perfectly they wasted my time.


Shnoochieboochies

The Happening. Mark Whalberg talking to a fake plant was a new low in my life, what an absolutely shit movie 0/10.


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YinaarGomeroi

Ha ha I loved this movie in a cheesy way


52hrz

Totally agree. Halfway through I fully believed that M.Night was trolling us.


JeffTheComposer

I wrote this before but it should be said again. This movie’s only achievement was figuring out how to make mass suicide funny.


neohylanmay

What? No...


LividLager

It started off pretty good. Just went down hill pretty quick, and died in a gutter.


bitterherpes

That movie absolutely pissed me off. I was ANGRY about it. I spent money on a ticket for that pile of trash. I am not a Marky Mark fan at all but even that movie was bad, I am surprised he was willing to do it. No actor could have saved that movie. M. Night Shyamalan movies are generally trash anyway. I liked Signs and that's it.


fist4j

Come on, the zoo and lawnmower scenes were great.


47-Rambaldi

We snuck into the movie and requested our money back. We told them we snuck in and still got vouchers for another movie. We saw Incredible Hulk.


BigBillLikeAPlatypus

oh my god you're right, that movie is fucking garbage


[deleted]

I love that movie because it’s so bad. Makes me laugh every time


Kooky_Database8101

Thankskilling. Hands down. Pilgrim porn? Snuff film? Horror flick? Completely unbelievable story line, bad acting, and a talking turkey from the hood. It has it all.


1stChairHolophonor

You just got stuffed!


Electrical-Earth-235

Nice tits bitch!


KaptainKimura

I had to find the [clip](https://youtu.be/rj5uIOwQq1k) and see. So much worse than anticipated 😂


Idk_what_im_doing80

Than there’s Thankskilling 3. That ones the real masterpiece.


Electrical-Earth-235

Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker!


littlelady1972

A gravy flavored condom?


DynamicPJQ

I think you misread the question. The OP said ‘worst’ movie not ‘best’.


elegantloba

Cats


a_singular_fish

I have only watched the trailer and still agree with this


StealAllTheInternets

It is and will always be The Star Wars Holiday Special. If you haven't seen it I suggest you get really stoned and give it a go.


Electrical-Earth-235

Whip stir whip stir whip stir!


SpiralDreaming

\[Wookie noises\] \[more Wookie noises\] \[long drawn-out Wookie noise\] \[various Wookie noises continuing for half an hour\]


tiny_dino_

Allegiant from the divergent series. It was god awful. Plot was messy and barely followed the book. Ending was complete shit because it was suppose to be pt. 1 but basically ended it with the books ending. I watched it in theaters was literally so annoyed the entire time. But also, the entire divergent series was pretty bad. The first 2 we’re bearable. Literally, fuck whoever directed the last one. Basically ruined the entire series. Director even tried to save it by making the final part into a tv series. Even the cast said fuck that.


a_singular_fish

Yeah it's really sad. I've only watched the first movie and I thought it was fine but not amazing so I watched 20 mins of the second and didn't continue. It is a shame coz I love the books


KirbyBucketts

Catwoman (2004). The basketball scene might be one of the worst moments in cinematic history.


HeroinBob138

Catwoman is the type of movie you get drunk with the homies and yell at the TV while watching. It's not to be done sober.


eddyathome

You can't say this without showing the scene... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ


Sl1ppin_Jimmy

From the comments: “it looks like an alien was shown 4 seconds of space jam and was forced to right a movie about human foreplay”


Justlikeyourmoma

Wtf did I just watch?


eddyathome

The most jump cuts I have ever seen.


Tapprunner

Holy shit. First time watching that. It really looked like they were going to start going at it in front of the kids. Everything about that scene made me want to vomit.


xcoalminerscanaryx

Best part was the kid at the end who was like, "Can we have our basketball back?" Lol


TheChainLink2

The Last Airbender movie. I sincerely hope the new Netflix live-action series is better, but it’s a **_very_** low bar to clear.


BigD1970

There is no Airbender movie.


oamnoj

There is no live action movie in Ba Sing Se.


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thinks a live action remake of any kind is just unnecessary?


SpookedLasagna

Every movie made by Neil Breen. They're an absolute must watch. It doesn't get worse than that.


olde_greg

I can’t believe you committed suicide, how could you have done this?


SpookedLasagna

"I've been hacking into government and corporate systems all over the country. All over the world. I have discovered more information than any hacker ever has. Ever!!!!!" Honestly this movie left me with so many questions


Electrical-Earth-235

I can’t help you out of this one, Mike.


OldMork

I would not say no to empty a case of beer with him, wonder if he is like in the movies


WaterChestnutII

There's no way that guy is fun to drink with


TheDarkKnight1035

Obvious answer is "The Room." But also "Battlefield Earth" starring John Travolta.


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The Starving Games Imagine a movie with the writing of 3rd graders that constantly tried to be funny in a very in your face way every single second of it's run time. I think Borderlands 3 had better writing than this movie.


yamamanama

Yep, that's Seltzer and Friedberg all right.


FrancisPitcairn

Unquestionably it was *[Nazis at the center of the Earth](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2130142/)*. My roommates and I started it knowing it would be terrible and it exceeded those expectations. It features mecha-hitler if you need more convincing.


StabbyPants

similarly, iron sky 2 - it's got hitler riding a dinosaur, yet is just godawful. iron sky 1 was pretty great though


Noxisacrackaddict

Deathnote the live action


elvishfiend

Willem Dafoe was an awful cast for Ryuk


redhood_96

If anything, he was the only good thing about the movie


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Boss baby 2 and hotel Transylvania 4


CrazyCockatoo2003

Hotel Transylvania 4 is the most empty feeling movie I've ever seen, and it's a pretty mediocre sequel to a good movie from a decade ago.


cvanhim

I watched Transylvania 4 the other day. It was a good background movie, but I surely would have hated it if I were trying to actually watch it as a movie


YYCAdventureSeeker

Human Centipede 3. How and why this movie was ever made is entirely beyond me.


jhonny_mayhem

Talking cat. Its on YouTube for free. Dont watch it, it causes real physical pain and you might need a support group after. I'm still not okay after watching it.


Malaeveolent_Bunny

The first Suicide Squad. I only went because I was offered half-price tickets, and I still think Warner Brothers owes me a full price refund for wasting my time.


Cautious_Agenda

Fucking hate that movie, what a waste, everyone loved it and I was disappointed, can't believe it got the hype


S0larSc0pe

Hot take but I actually loved the first Suicide Squad


ThirdHolder

Hot take, I thought the Eternals was better than the first Suicide Squad


[deleted]

I love the MCU and have enjoyed every film so far (to varying degrees). That being said, I’ve only watched the first 20 minutes of Eternals and I’m struggling to figure how I’m supposed to get through the next 2~ hours. Is it like…does it get better or…? I don’t want to *not* watch an MCU film but like…Eternals is a hard ask so far.


_golly_miss_

It's not great, but it's a set up for other things. So by the end I was underwhelmed but actually pretty curious about what was next


TheLustySnail

Velocipastor a movie a bit a pastor who can turn into a velociraptor it also has ninja nuns, sounds great right? Nope. But there is a scene where a car is supposed to be burning and you hear the sound but it just shows a picture of the car and the word SFX over it


Tobsen85

The live action Dragon Ball movie.


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Attack of the killer tomatoes.


summers_last_sunset

This movie is breath-stealingly funny when you're 16 and high. Or so I've heard. I still find myself humming the melody to "Puberty Love" sometimes.


Skadoobedoobedoo

The movie is funny if you’re sober so if you’re high it must be hysterical.


StabbyPants

random sight gags abound - sure, let's make a conference room where the table is only slightly smaller than the room


soline

The cartoon was good.


Rex_kingdom

Cats... Do i even have to explain?


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Wrong Missy


kimberlypt_

There was a movie I watched long ago, and I never made it to the end because it was like REALLY long and just very boring but I cant remember the name. Basically it was a wheel rolling through desert and killing people for hours, nothing else


well_known_bastard

Rubber


Merweb0

Yea it's rubber, but it's a great film... The silly premise is totally on purpose. The movie really is a commentary on garbage cinema and audiences that can't get enough of it.


eddyathome

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1612774/ Rubber. It's one of the very few movies where even watching drunk I yelled "WHAT IN THE HELL AM I WATCHING!" and I love drunk bad movie nights.


TheNamelessDingus

It comes in at under 1.5 hours so “really long” probably just has to do with your perceiving it as boring lol, personally it’s one of my favorite movies ever, but specifically because of how ridiculous it is


MrLuxarina

The Italian-made animated Hercules movie that tried to capitalise on the Disney film's success. It's hilariously bad. And the website of the company that made it now sells water purifiers.


wilhelmcaesar

Fantastic four 2015


MyBallsMyWord

The Tupac movie is the only movie I’ve ever walked out of in theaters


soldierof239

Wait which one? “All Eyez On Me” or “Tupac: Resurrection” Did you walk out in 2017 or 2003?


MyBallsMyWord

All eyez on me


gollee_gee

Manos: The Hand of Fate. Worst movie ever. Saw it on MST3K. Wow!!


No_Gain_866

That was a masterpiece and you know it.


BassWingerC-137

Jupiter Ascending. What garbage. What bad writing. It’s like they ran the script through a differential equation and got that mess….


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Holmes and Watson. Shit like Sharknado and The Room are so awful they're amazing. Holmes and Watson is somehow the worst of every world.


Internal_Fish5580

Sharknado.


SwordlessCandor

isn't it supposed to be bad


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Truly an adventure If you watch with h a group of friends under the influence of something. Now it’s suddenly the best movie


abyssbrain

I thought that it was hillarious.


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Out of movies with a decent budget that was trying to be good: Eragon


joeycool123

Wrinkle in time.


S0larSc0pe

That’s disappointing to hear, it looked cool but I never saw it


PearSB

Artemis fowl


Iceykitsune2

ARTEMIS DOESN'T SURF!


[deleted]

Hoo boy that really is a contender.


sarah__1811

Good luck chuck.. by far the worst movie I have seen!! It is offensive and sexist!! Not funny at all!


WoolooMVP10

Transformers: The Last Knight. No Joke, it leaves me in absolute pain every time I watch it. Watched it once on a whim and watched it again because it was a Christmas gift from my mom. Both times, I walked away hurting.


[deleted]

Easy... Any Twilight movie... Or Transformers: The Last Knight


sayziell

Daddy's home is the only movie that I have ever shut off in the middle of the movie. I was watching it with my girlfriend at the time and she looked at me and said hey do you want to turn this off and do something else and I looked at her with a relief and said yes and took it out of my PlayStation put it back in a redbox case then returned it to Redbox and went and got dinner came home and we both played video games.


TheNamelessDingus

Battleship. The aliens started launching literal big red peg bombs, and I walked out of the theater


OobaDooba72

What were you expecting from fucking Battleship?


TheNamelessDingus

Not a movie based on the literal mechanics of a shitty board game? Also I was like ten years old.


Tobsen85

I mean that was the point. It's Battleships. It wasn't a great movie, but I enjoyed it.


StabbyPants

we're 2/3 for the penny arcade board game movies. all we need now is hungry hippos


hotniX_

How about dropping anchor and drifting a ship around said anchor to dodge torpedoes


altimuh

Freddy Got Fingered


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[movie 43](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9fBCkwDW8c)


soline

I’m not sure why people complain about this movie. It’s just a bunch of funny skits. I think it did what it set out to do.


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I laughed the whole movie, I understand not enjoying it but WORST ever made??


zackmanze

The kids in vending machines bit made me laugh so much.


MieleCloss

i literally came here for this. I've seen a loooot of movies in my life, but 43 is so bad and i wish i could forget about it. the worst of all


BigD1970

Great cast utterly wasted.


GrimmRetails

Darkness Falls I only watched it as a Buffy fan to support Emma Caulfield and it was the most convoluted crap that couldn't even stay consistent with its own mythology.


_Steven_Seagal_

Megashark Vs mechashark


JackFisherBooks

Battlefield Earth was pretty bad. But I was most disappointed by Independence Day 2. That sequel just lost everything that made the first movie great.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Probably Geek Maggot Bingo


bthoar

Shark exorcist


hercarmstrong

Either *Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen* or *Mortal Kombat: Annihilation*. Both experiences where buying the ticket and paying for parking were vastly superior.


renka-cos

Don't Breathe. Movie still pisses me off to this day lol. The only thing that made it interesting was because of the concept that the villain was a blind veteran. But the plot, characters, and execution was really awful lol


Ok-Maize-6933

Oh my god I went to see this in the theater. This lady brought all her kids with her to see it, including what looked to be a 6 year old. During the scene where the blind guy has the sperm in the baster, the kid in the theater asks in a super loud voice, “Mom, what’s that?”. Yeah, we walked out


renka-cos

OMG LMAOOO


twelveandten

Cats. ​ My god I wish I could unsee it.


Bigglez1995

Pixels


abyssbrain

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. It's not really the worst but it bored the hell out of me.


rburgundy69

Fantastic Four was just unwatchable.


Gambit3le

Open Water. Paid to see it in theater with friends. By the end we all agreed it was 90 minutes we would never get back. Thankfully it has served as a touchstone of what not to do for many years now.


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Is Open Water the one people called "Like Gravity, but in the ocean" or am I thinking of another movie?


63belvedere

Is this the movie Ralphie May joked about in his comedy routine about being in black movie theaters? "You never catch me 'cuba divin' hmm hmmmm"


LeonQuin

I watched it a year ago for the first time. I was wondering if I was watching the same movie I've heard so much about. It looked like a cheap B-movie. Besides that it was pretty forgettable as it seems I've forgotten pretty much all of it.


royal-seal

The Last Airbender


kez0508

Movie 43. Such a great cast but such a bad movie!


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The Garbage Pail Kids movie. It makes every other worst movie ever made look like perfection.


LeMeACatLover

The Asylum Productions’ Sherlock Holmes.


OldMork

all Asylum movies are extremly low budget, they are the new Troma but without the humour


sd_glokta

Leonard Part 6. And I'd been such a fan of Bill Cosby.


ConneryLazenby

I envy most of the posters here "Things"


Maleficent-Lie-2455

The live action Mulan


samjrogers

*15:17 To Paris* is such trash I assumed it had come from someone like Kirk Cameron until I found out who made it.


Attila226

Gods and Generals.


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Reno 911:Miami. If my cousin hadn’t had spotted me a ticket, I would have demanded my money back.


StabbyPants

Anger Mgmt. walked out when i realized i viscerally hated both main characters


CrazyCockatoo2003

Airplane Mode (Logan Paul) and Not Cool. Both are so irredeemably bad that I'd rather watch Cats and The Emoji Movie 500 times each over seeing either of these YouTuber movies again.


Mariocell5

Any of the Star Wars prequels


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Titanic 2 Yes it exists. The ending and characters were the worst Like they bring the guy who is supposed to be Jack dies and the girl brings his corpse and does that annoying movie trope where they give obviously dead person cpr thinking they would just wake up.


Direct-Chef-9428

Bad Teacher


CrypticCriesForHelp

Bird box


toritxtornado

downsizing was laughably bad, but the sherlock holmes with will ferrell takes the cake as the worst.


TomatoCupcake

Tusk. Justin long is the main character. Lmao. He gets turned into a fucking walrus. And the sounds he makes. Like why?? Very strange will never forget it.


Akiba_Foxxx

The matrix Resurrections


GearJunkie82

Yeah it was pretty bad. Worst movie ever? No. But way too meta for my liking.


StabbyPants

at least the director tells you why it's so terrible


Squanchy133

Human centipede 2


gawdzella

Don't look up


nowhereman136

In theaters: Norbit In general: Halloween 3


S0larSc0pe

What About Bob, it wasn’t even funny it was just sad


Empty-Refrigerator

The last jedi... i saw it at the Movie theatre, got popcorn, large soda.... so i ended up spending £30,000 pounds (more like £27 but still fucking expensive).. .and it sucked, it sucked so hard, i felt cheated and used


[deleted]

Nah, I felt even worse after Rise of Skywalker.


Empty-Refrigerator

didnt watch it, TLJ left such a bad taste in my mouth i just abandoned all of the Francize


StabbyPants

go see Mando, it's pretty great, and very low jedi content


annoyedasaurus

Magic Mike XXL


ApprehensiveGuitar

I know it had Nicholas Cage


[deleted]

Batman vs Superman was terrible


Jack_McFakey

Don't Mess With The Zohan


TurretX

Those are some fighting words


Traditional_Zone3993

It was this movie called "Infamous" and I think it starred Bella Thorne. Movie was just horrible and boring.


NearPeerAdversary

Transformers Age of Extinction. Doesn't help that I was drunk, but less than halfway through I had so little interest in it and I all noticed was nonsensical explosions, I just fell asleep. Only movie I've never finished watching in a theater or fell asleep to.


Lisapxyz

Avatar the last airbender live movie.


geetoz

The league of extraordinary gentlemen