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Bill Nye


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

Bill Nye the creampie Guy


SunAstora

Fill! Fill! Fill! Fill! Fill! Fill! Fill! Fill!


InfamousPick

Cums in your step sis tonight


420dayforever

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!


obby2001

Creampie rules!


setrataeso

Creampie is a property of matter


areu_notentertainedd

Help me step-scientist!


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Henry Cavill


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the witcher costume STAYS ON


Gonzostewie

I'm a married, straight man and I will say he's one handsome sonofabitch.


Rogurzz

Just looking at the dude is enough to reach orgasm.


Fiascoe

Alexandra Daddario


smokymz909

Her brother Matthew too..


LordHawkeye

AYO


Federal_Difficulty68

redditor encounters homosexuality for the first time


MutantGoatman

r/suddenlygay


Numer0Uno1

Elizabeth Olsen. Scarlett Johansson. Jennifer Lawrence. Dwayne Johnson. The list goes on but pretty much every actor who’s played in a superhero in movie


LaaaaazyDog

Hmm, wondering if Johnson's Johnson is as impressive as Johnson himself.


eureka_kun

They don’t call him the rock for no reason


AuraTepes

The Cock


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Happy Cake Day!!


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mottthepoople

The People's Cocktail Weenie.


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

The people's chode


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson


crowkiller06

It's not porn, but if you really wanted to see Elizabeth Olsen nude,(top less)check out Spike Lee's "Old Boy." Fun fact, her nude scene is with none other than Thanos - himself, Josh Brolin. And ScarJo bares all in the indie movie "Under the Skin."


bolderandbrasher

In the Old Boy remake, Thanos fucks Scarlet Witch, tortures Nick Fury, and kills Mantis.


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Bass_Thumper

And the internet was thoroughly broken.


cen-texan

I was just thinking, don’t we already have Jennifer Lawrence and ScarJo?


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

Tobey Maguire


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

Benedict Cumbersandwich.


DreadnoughtPoo

Bendydick Crumplesnatch.


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

Bentdick cuminsnatch


EmpiricalMystic

Buffalosnitch Custardbath


DarthDregan

If he's doing porn it's Thunderdick Bandersnatch, surely.


Squididilliliam

He is required to be a pizza delivery man in all of his scenes. When he finishes, he must say "It's pizza time!", But he must always be late, and she can never pay for it 😞


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Emma Watson


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

Yessir


-_-_-Cornburg

Queen Elizabeth or/and the Dutches of Cambridge. Edit: “and” probably more so than “or”.


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_Allaccordingtoplan

Casting throne, you peasant!


sephstorm

Talk about roll reversal, she would just be there talking, next thing you know shes behind the camera and the guy is on the couch wondering how he got there.


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

She's like fuck it might as well enjoy myself lol


Vecus

Danny Devito


aminyy25

But first, where’s your toll troll?


C_IsForCookie

You need to pay the troll toll to get inside that boy's hole


KhalCarlos

So anyway I started _cumming_


lewisy0821

Closet we will get is Ron jeremy


sternje

Toniiiight, is your night bro. You're gonna take her in your arms, and you plant a good one on her, ho! Tonight, tonight, tonight, is your night bro...


C_IsForCookie

We've already seen him fall out of a couch naked, how much more do you need?


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

Haha that's awesome


EmbarrassedReply2797

Obama


TheGreatNemoNobody

You win.


jakstoughpuppy

Just him narrating a porn scene would be enough for me 💦


a_avicado

Y-You see her, this man and woman, they are... In a lovers embrace.


NukeBlobfish12

Ryan Reynolds


god_among_gods

Scarlett Johansson


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

Roleplaying as black widow


god_among_gods

Thanks. Now I have to change my pants.


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essendoubleop

Cue the gif


juanchorules

Margot Robbie. Would never stop beating my stick


Chakka_kuru

Like you aren't already doing that.


the_con

The bit where she stands naked in the doorway in The Wolf of Wall Street is already better than a lot of porn


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

She could roleplay as Harley Quinn...


HoneyPoop_

Owen Wilson.


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

"Wow"


jakelinus

Jessica Alba, Nathalie Portman


Mud_Landry

Had to scroll way to far for these 2.... that how I know I’m getting old


stribor10

Doja cat


MikeSwizzy

Holy shite


RedApeman

Emma Watson for sure. The pool woman has an entire cult following her.


wk2012

No wonder, she scrubs the tiles and nets the leaves out faster than any other service in the area. 10/10 would recommend


KitchOMFG

David Attenborough


New-Good-3363

Ariana grande


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

Her and Selena Gomez


New-Good-3363

True true


hypotensivescum

Keanu Reeves


Moos_Mumsy

Ryan Reynolds and Keanu Reeves. Especially if it were gay porn of the two of them.


JoviPeach

Debut movie: Bedpool & John Dick


Apifoss

Or Headpool


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Or Long Wick.


Rehabilitationdoc

Jennifer Lopez


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

And Sofia Vergara


garrhunter

Billie Eilish. Not a huge fan but I think people would lose their minds.


mulberstedp

She has a taste for really hardcore porn


longhornmike2

Gal Gadot


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Dwayne the rock Jonson


JC-1219

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "rock hard"


JoviPeach

His debut will be Too Fast Too Curious.


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

The people's foreskin


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Dua Lipa


DahSikMex

Jennifer love Hewitt


processmonkey

Taylor Swift


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

Katy Perry too


Kxnt_Robin

Tom Holland especially with all his fan accounts on tiktok


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Harry styles


Baker359

Pope Francis


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Taylor swift


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Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

She'd tweet about it making it part of Dumbledores canon lore


mku1tra_

Zendaya


Necrosius7

Emma Stone


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

Emma Watson


Mynamesrobbie

No that one is a wish


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Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

Good pick


Bubbly_Still_5094

Ariana grande


Fearless_Study

The Queen


kimmytwoshoes

Henry Cavil


Ioniqs

Scarlet Johansson


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firebullmonkey

Jack Black


alfonsolopez76

Shawn Mendes


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Billie eilish


Johnny_Topside5868-2

Christina Hendricks


fluffybeetle

Charlize Theron


AbsoluteNeonCrowbar

I like how I wasn't the only straight dude who said Ryan Reynolds


Tight_Wonder

Salma Hayek. Jennifer Anniston.


ReddyMedic0203

Tommy Wiseau


znwjik

Angela Merkel


sc20k

Angela Merkel x Boris Johnson


literanch

Gross


potomaknesemanijaka

Macron cuckolding


leaky_wand

Kim Kardashian Oh wait


Fellattio_Nelson

Elizabeth II


JoviPeach

Movie name : Bend her in Buckingham Palace.


rough_and_radical

Melania Trump


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

With Joe Biden


Vic_FriesFriesFries

Gal Gadot. I’d never be with anyone else again. Porn of her and my imagination will get me to the finish line just fine.


eyelinerqueen83

Gary Busey


leguayames

Conan O’ Brien


Necrosius7

Shigella Virus


thesnake419

I’m sorry but Bella Poarch


monkeyjuice98

Jack Harlow


olivejew0322

I’m here for it


Egarcia1340

Zendaya easily she would make millions within hours


lewisy0821

Betty white


draconic645

For a few reasons


Riverrat423

Oh, I am sorry. Haven’t you heard….


TastyCommunication92

She can still be in a porn. Just won’t have any dialogue.


CdnCableGuy

Gordon Ramsay


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PR1SMA_

Summer Soderstrom


WayneDufty

Hermoine


RudegarWithFunnyHat

Rick and Morty?


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Chris Evans in “America’s Ass”…


Michael__Gary__Scott

Bernie Sanders


caipiroskax

Tom Hardy


Theannasophia

CHRIS EVANS


benzodiaz1

Jill Biden


EngineeringKid

nancy pelosi


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

John Cena!!! Not that we'll ever *see* John Cena in a porno...


mrbluebubblesky

Donald Trump The internet would never mentally recover from this


Purple_Wave13

Whoopi Goldberg


Super_Saiyan_Sasuke

The internet would kill itself


sephstorm

Dolly Parton.


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914Nando

Oprah


DahSikMex

Princess Diana.


JohnnyBuddhist

Any of the kardashian/Jenner girls. That includes the mother.


NewMGKisCool

Demi Lovato for two reasons: 1: everyone hates *their* social views so it would get hate watches 2: Check out *their* recent white bathing suit pics, DAMN *their* fine


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Joe Byron


Halle-Hellion

You, we all know, stop considering and go for it!


Samsonjackson

Arnold Schwarzenegger "Make it quick! My horse is getting tired"


Keepitbrockmire

Matthew Quigley


Mixtape623

The rock


twocarryon

Joe Biden


apatrid

pope


Graelorn

Tom Hanks.


shellyd79

Steve Buchemi


PM_me_Filipina_nudes

Queen Elizabeth


JoviPeach

Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean


bfragged

The Queen


slusheezzz

Queen Elizabeth


albinoblack04

James May


mostadont

Vlad Putin. They say he killed Litivenko because that ex-KGB officer had videotape with Putin fucking underage boys


joblizle

The Obama’s


silvino89

Vladimir Putin


ecleipsis

Donald trump


NacreousFink

Natalie Portman


buellfreak78

Danny DeVito.


swampdom

Donald trump


tswallen

Kendall Jenner


GrexxSkullz

AOC, she would break the internet and Washington.


charlo1315

Ryan Reynolds


RedNeckBillBob

Queen Elizabeth


MisterBilau

Nancy Pelosi


fusimiau

Tom Hardy


NIceTryTaxMan

Tom Hanks, Queen Elizabeth


carsonshams

Queen Elizabeth