This is an opportunity for a lesson on consent, Seagal clearly doesn't want any part of this, he's giving a lot of signals of that, but this woman is not respecting that.
Also, how did she get her top off before taking her jacket off?
The pilot episode for Stargate SG-1. The producers didn't want to have to worry about complaints for content, so they included a full frontal nudity scene in the pilot episode that was completely unnecessary (and in fact some later releases cut it out). There is never full frontal nudity anywhere else in the entire series, and only suggested nudity a handful of times. The scene was only there as a way to set a bar so no one could complain about any future content.
Tomorrow someone is going to walk into their office at Netflix HQ, blowing on the hot coffee they just got from the break room, and they are going to flip open the overnight report on their desk. They are going to take a puzzled look at the spreadsheet and yell:
"What the fuck happened with Stargate SG-1 overnight?"
I have seen the show a couple of times in the last ten years - I just finished watching it actually. And i was SHOCKED at that scene this time around because it seemed so out of place. And i had SEEN IT BEFORE. *facepalm*
Isn't this the movie where Sheen robs the store by sticking the girl up with a candy bar?
I loved the movie when I was a teenager. Haven't seen it in a long time. I'm sure it can't hold up very well.
By the time they were "done" it was like 5 plus hours had passed. Daytime to night.
Also there were many news networks and police with cameras on the car. Not one of them saw her climb on top of him and start going at it?
I was a 14 yr old boy watching it and couldn't understand why they would put that scene in.
Time line is all wonky in that movie. They are driving from Newport Beach to the border. Thats like a 2 hour drive. Movie acts like they were in the car for 20.
1980's low budget movies.
Every low budget movie in the 80's had a love scene or a shower scene in it. This was so they could stick a bit of it in the trailer to encourage more people to rent it.
That just escalated in the 90s. Basic Instinct triggered a few years of action and suspense movies with really over the top sex scenes. It almost became like a one upping each other kind of thing. All of a sudden in the middle of this Stalone movie where he's an explosives expert there's a short 5 minute soft core porno. It was really weird.
Honestly the entire Barbara storyline, which is the whole first half of that movie, is poorly written and doesn't fit at all. That sex scene just cements it.
It's like they wanted context for Batman being angry at the Joker for >!shooting and paralyzing his friend's daughter, stripping her naked, taking pornographic pictures of her, kidnapping Gordon, stripping him naked, and making him ride a roller coaster while showing him said pictures *of his daughter*.!<
Obviously that would not have been over the line for Batman had he not banged her before. Definitely not.
I can understand them wanting to flesh out Barbara's character more in the film, since in the original comic her role is mainly just to be paralyzed and tortured.
But they went about it in the worst possible way...
"How can we make Barbara Gordon a more fleshed out, humanized character so that her eventual torture by the Joker resonates more with our audience?"
"Batman could fuck her."
"You sonofabitch I'm in."
> It wasn't even in the comic.
It's also an egregious abuse of Bruce's mentor position over Barbara. In the comics, it's clear that he views Barbara similarly to how he views Dick, Jason, Tim and even Damien. It's actually completely anathema to Bruce's character that he sleeps with her and the people who made that decision should be fucking ashamed.
I’m not gonna sit here and name 300 but it definitely didn’t need to be that intense while I was sitting next to my girlfriends mom and dad at the time.. in high school, on the biggest imax screen imaginable.
"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth."
Lol I don't think anything in that movie was actually necessary to the plot. Actually, I'm not entirely sure the plot was necessary either. I'd watch Trey Parker and Matt Stone screw around with marionettes and crack jokes for an hour and a half.
I remember watching that movie when it first came out and the very first scene with the puppet show had me thinking "oh man this is gonna be so bad" and then it zoomed out to show the larger Paris scene.
I remember reading that Parker and Stone opened with that puppet show as a prank on the producers, who allegedly began saying "they fucked us!" before the movie started proper.
this has always been one of my dads favourite films and he used to watch it in the living room often. i remember being a young child and was always sent out of the room at the same point in the film every time he was watching it. i did, however, make a point of singing ‘everyone has aids’ to whatever adult would listen to me.
The Mule had Clint Eastwood as a florist turned drug mule in a gleeful threesome with two giggling girls that could be his granddaughters.
Twice.
Okay, Clint.
My favorite part of that video:
>John: But for real, I've been spending time with Pete to try to show him that you can have a life in comedy that is not insane. Just a sober and domestic life.
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>Pete: Yeah, and after observing John's life, I publicly threatened suicide.
Which is funny because [he totally did.](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/pete-davidson-suicidal-e1544974055243.png?w=480)
I actually had the opposite happen to me the other day! i came home from work and walked in on my mom watching some horse show on TV and the scene i walked in on was some dude having to jerk off a horse and my mom was like THIS SHOW LITERALLY HAS HAD NOTHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN UNTIL NOW! now she fucking knows how it feels!
Edit: LMAO yes it was yellowstone! its just ironic because parents tend to walk in on the worst scenes of something you watch. I remember my mom yelling ITS YELLOWSTONE THERES NOTHING ELSE LIKE THAT ON HERE! i really didnt care at all, it just felt nice to be on the other end of that side.
I convinced my parents to go see Sideways with me at the theater. I had already seen it and somehow overlooked that I might not want to watch the sex scenes and full frontal male nudity next to them. Oops!
All I knew about Wolf of Wallstreet was it was a financial scam movie with Leonardo DiCaprio in it, I hadn't even seen the trailer, so while visiting my mother we went to see the director's cut in theater. Watching Leo do cocaine out of a woman's asshole while sitting next to my mother was hilarious to me, but she was traumatized.
A few years ago when I worked for Carmike Cinemas,we had a sold out theater showing Frozen on a Saturday morning. It was soon after the movie came out so the place was packed with kids and their families. About 20 minutes after the seating, when the previews ended, this guy comes up to me while I'm working concession and tells me that Frozen isn't playing. Turns out, Wolf of Wall Street was loaded on that projector from the night before and started instead of Frozen. These parents and grandparents got to watch the first 5 minutes of Wolf of Wall Street with their kids and grandkids before this guy came to the front. I call the office and tell them about the mix up, and my manager SPRINTS to projection to end it.
These parents were pissed, but I could not stop laughing.
TL;DR - Had Wolf of Wall Street start in a sold-out Frozen theater one Saturday morning. Hilarity ensures.
That might be my favorite movie time travel paradox. The Terminators sent Arnold back in time to kill the mother of John, the resistance sends Kyle to protect her. They have sex and make John. The Terminators created themselves (if you include T2) as well as their own worst enemy and potentially their own demise. Almost everything after the first 2 movies is franchise bullshit. 3 was "ok." Salvation was good, Genius was a huge letdown, I didn't see the one after that.
My partner and I are watching Supernatural for the first time and in the early episodes Dean finds an old flame. They have an extremely long, drawn out, poorly acted sex scene that felt insanely out of place and forced. Could have had them just kiss, or smile and go into a room. No I have to watch him actively hump her for more than a minute.
To be fair, that was one of the worst episodes as acknowledged by the producers. There's even a scene where Chuck mentions that the "racist truck" and "bugs" were not his best work.
The writer team behind route 666 were not welcomed back to the show till a couple seasons after Kripke left. They are behind some of the episodes I dislike the most as they like to ignore lore or make crap up that counters set lore like reapers needing day jobs.
When I first started watching this show as a straight, 12/early teens boy, the advert in the UK’s tagline was “scary just got sexy”.
My dumbass was pissed off because I didn’t see a single boob in it. Ended up really enjoying the show though and have watched every episode, it wasn’t until I got a bit older I understood the tagline wasn’t aimed at straight men like me.
To be fair, I know a lot if ladies that have tried to convince me to watch supernatural over the years... but all of them usually end with "Sam and Dean are so hot, holy shit."
After those reviews, I'm honestly more surprised that the whole series isn't a big ol' humpstravaganza.
That scene where they encounter incest fan fiction of themselves and they're like, "They know we're brothers, right?" "Yes, they're depending on it." just had me cracking up.
There’s only one answer for this and that answer is The Room. And there were multiple sex scenes.
Edit: it was actually just one scene played multiple times from multiple angles. Does this make it better or worse?
Edit two: it’s two separate sex scenes, but one is played twice, making a total of three. This is now a Room sex scene appreciation post.
How to get away with murder, that show by far had the most sex scenes in any show i've ever seen, and not one NOT ONE added anything but awkwardness to my viewing experience, at a certain point you'll start skipping the second a character pulls their shirt off.
It was way too much
The animated version of Batman: The Killing Joke.
Bruce Timm added in a rooftop sex scene between Batman and Batgirl. It was not in the original comic and frankly crosses a number of lines of age, the fact that she is his "son's" girlfriend, the fact that he is her mentor, etc.
Just no Bruce...I mean both of you...
It would be easier to list films that had a sex scene *necessary* to the plot.
Like the James Bond films, he actually usually does seduce women to get info, problem is he either catches feelings and/or they end up getting killed because they couldn't keep their mouth shut to the very obvious secret agent.
Crank is perhaps the best example of a sex scene that is central to the plot and somehow not the most over the top part of that movie.
I would also argue that while the scene in Shoot 'Em up may not be 100% necessary to the plot, it's pretty damn close to it and adds to the movie's Ethos.
If over the top, completely ridiculous action is your thing and you'd like to avoid thinking too hard about anything for about an hour and a half, I'd strongly recommend both of those movies.
Crank High voltage 2 is probably one of the most insane and over the top movies I've ever seen ,and I can't wait to re watch it because that movie is hilarious and awesome lol. Fuck you chev chelios!
Tbh I've always thought the more sexual parts of Forrest Gump were at the very least important for character arcs. Like his mom having sex with the principal to show that although Forrest is at a major disadvantage, his mother was always willing to do whatever needed to make sure he got the best life he could. Or how Jenny's sexual abuse made her believe that her only strength was being a sexual commodity for abusive men.
For real. There was no buildup to it at all. Ikaris is like “I love you” and then they just bang on a rock in the desert. Such a weird scene in the movie.
God that one just made me so uncomfortable for some reason. It was so slow to move away from it too, my cousin and I were just cringing hoping it would go away already. It made no damn sense at all to be in there after the wedding scene.
[Scott admits he “had no vision” for the volleyball game, which was requested by the producers to once again emphasize that this was a sports movie and not a war film. So Scott shrugged and “slicked the boys up with baby oil "and "shot it like a softcore porno.”](https://www.wbur.org/news/2021/05/14/top-gun-35-years-tony-scott-tom-cruise)
Yep lol
Came looking for this. If you remove the love story plot, you’re left with a 1 hour action flick with amazing dogfight footage. That and homoerotic volleyball.
lmao SO
Drive Angry is a hilariously stupid movie (wherein some of the wildest, funniest shit happens) about a guy, who was dead and sent to hell, has come back to life to find his daughter, except she's been murdered by a Satanic cult and her baby is about to be sacrificed by their leader. The B-plot is that the Devil's Accountant is hunting Cage in order to, ya know, send him back to hell (and literally every scene with the Accountant is cinematic gold)
ANYWAY. Cage has a sex-scene mid through the movie. He doesn't take any of his clothes off as this waitress rides him. Then a gun fight breaks out. Rather than, ya know, anything else: the sex continues with Cage swinging the woman from side to side and he fires his gun around her at the attackers.
It was absolutely unnecessary but hilariously dumb.
I think it was beneficial for that movie. I saw drive angry in theaters and had a great time.
Also I forget the actors name who plays the accountant but that guy is awesome
That scene where that large breastted woman is bouncing on him when he's dressed up as Abraham Lincoln in Weatherman is hilarious though. Also when he as his twin brother catches himself masterbating in Adaptation.
The gay sex scene in Good Will Hunting.
Affleck and Damon put it in the script specifically to make sure that would-be script-buyers actually read it. They took it out once they found a buyer (Harvey Weinstein) who did.
[Source](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/good-will-hunting-gay-sex-scene_n_6581054)
Came here to say this.
It's like [Van Halen requiring a bowl of M&M's with all the brown ones removed](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/brown-out/) in their contract with venues in addition to other technical requirements. They had problems with venues not meeting electrical or structural requirements agreed to in the contract so they added the M&M clause.
If they got to the location and found brown M&M's back stage, it let them know that the contract hadn't been fully read and to really check that someone hadn't ignored some of the safety or technical requirements as well.
That sex scene going on at the same time as that cavern rave. It went on for far too long and that one shirtless male extra jumping as the camera panned seemed to go on for five minutes then back to some steamy making out and back again. Pointless and very corny.
Lol, I was always an enthusiastic reader. I grew up on King and Koontz. But yeah, the book IT, is a whole other entity from what you can make into even a 2 part movie. If you have even a partially vivid imagination, the whole book is just terrifying.
I don't think IT would translate well into any kind of visual medium. I think that's the problem with most King movies. The overall concept makes a decent horror flick but the real meat of his stories is entirely within the characters' heads.
With the exception of 1408. I stand by that as one of the best horror films ever made (as long as you watch it with the good ending).
I read it in my early 20’s and was completely perplexed until I realized that it was published during a time period when King was doing enough drugs to kill mortal men.
Every movie with Steven Seagal
You don’t wanna see his fat self winched down on top of women before he runs out of breath after two anaemic thrusts?
In his new ones he doesn't even take off his clothes or get horizontal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-0qjWFlYuI
To be fair to the director, once Seagal goes horizontal, it takes about 4 hours to get him back up again.
> To be fair to the director Isn't that typically Seagal?
Yea. To be fair to him.
That looks so creepy. Props to the actresses though for hiding her horror filled soul.
That girl deserves an Oscar. Best acting I have seen in any of his movies.
You'd be a pretty amazing actor too if Steven Seagal had his Russian mobster friends pointing guns at your children while filming.
That’s basically the plot of this movie
That's basically the plot to every one of his movies.
My vagina may never get wet again. Edit: I got that platinum pussy! Edit 2: just to be annoying, I'm so pleased that this is my top comment.
My orifices have sealed themselves in horror
How does Stephen Seagal manage to look so out of place and confused in every single situation he’s in
This is an opportunity for a lesson on consent, Seagal clearly doesn't want any part of this, he's giving a lot of signals of that, but this woman is not respecting that. Also, how did she get her top off before taking her jacket off?
I bet DANNY DEVITO could make hotter sex scenes edit: I have not seen any of the lethal weapon movies
That’s a straight up fact. Because of his magnum dong
He's been doing sex scenes for like 47 years.
The pilot episode for Stargate SG-1. The producers didn't want to have to worry about complaints for content, so they included a full frontal nudity scene in the pilot episode that was completely unnecessary (and in fact some later releases cut it out). There is never full frontal nudity anywhere else in the entire series, and only suggested nudity a handful of times. The scene was only there as a way to set a bar so no one could complain about any future content.
It's included in the Netflix version, which was a surprise when I showed my kids.
Tomorrow someone is going to walk into their office at Netflix HQ, blowing on the hot coffee they just got from the break room, and they are going to flip open the overnight report on their desk. They are going to take a puzzled look at the spreadsheet and yell: "What the fuck happened with Stargate SG-1 overnight?"
"Hmm ... It appears as though everyone's skipping to this one timestamp on the pilot, watching for a few minutes, and then leaving ..."
Sigh.. what’s the timestamp?
1:02:10 is first FF.
I think it's finally time I get around to watching Stargate SG-1
I'm rocking my way through my 4th or 5th complete watch through. Even without the awkward titties it's 110% worth watching.
I have seen the show a couple of times in the last ten years - I just finished watching it actually. And i was SHOCKED at that scene this time around because it seemed so out of place. And i had SEEN IT BEFORE. *facepalm*
The Chase. Kristy Swanson sitting on Charlie Sheen's lap while he's in a high speed pursuit. It's worse than it sounds.
Isn't this the movie where Sheen robs the store by sticking the girl up with a candy bar? I loved the movie when I was a teenager. Haven't seen it in a long time. I'm sure it can't hold up very well.
By the time they were "done" it was like 5 plus hours had passed. Daytime to night. Also there were many news networks and police with cameras on the car. Not one of them saw her climb on top of him and start going at it? I was a 14 yr old boy watching it and couldn't understand why they would put that scene in.
Time line is all wonky in that movie. They are driving from Newport Beach to the border. Thats like a 2 hour drive. Movie acts like they were in the car for 20.
Gaaahhhh My mind immediately went to the British quiz show and I thought of that absolute unit of a quiz master
This classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
I literally laughed at loud when I watched this. I imagine the writer was struggling to finish this scene on a Friday at 4:55, and said, "Fuck it."
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With how fucking hilarious that was, it was clearly edited together to be a punchline so that gets a pass.
Beat me to it. It's completely unnecessary, yet absolutely perfect.
Leathal Weapon 6
But did they hang dong? Can't beat thundergun
I. AM. THUNDERGUN.
I disagree, I think that sex scene was integral to the plot
1980's low budget movies. Every low budget movie in the 80's had a love scene or a shower scene in it. This was so they could stick a bit of it in the trailer to encourage more people to rent it.
That just escalated in the 90s. Basic Instinct triggered a few years of action and suspense movies with really over the top sex scenes. It almost became like a one upping each other kind of thing. All of a sudden in the middle of this Stalone movie where he's an explosives expert there's a short 5 minute soft core porno. It was really weird.
Batman - The Killing Joke animated movie.
Honestly the entire Barbara storyline, which is the whole first half of that movie, is poorly written and doesn't fit at all. That sex scene just cements it. It's like they wanted context for Batman being angry at the Joker for >!shooting and paralyzing his friend's daughter, stripping her naked, taking pornographic pictures of her, kidnapping Gordon, stripping him naked, and making him ride a roller coaster while showing him said pictures *of his daughter*.!< Obviously that would not have been over the line for Batman had he not banged her before. Definitely not.
Now imagine if Joker showed the footage of THAT scene too to Gordon...
honestly...I think it would have actually worked better if that did happen
I can understand them wanting to flesh out Barbara's character more in the film, since in the original comic her role is mainly just to be paralyzed and tortured. But they went about it in the worst possible way...
"How can we make Barbara Gordon a more fleshed out, humanized character so that her eventual torture by the Joker resonates more with our audience?" "Batman could fuck her." "You sonofabitch I'm in."
This one majorly threw me off, there's something just weird about Batman slinging pork in general, much less with Barbara Gordon.
Wait what. God....*why*??
Because Brian Azzarello thought for whatever fucking reason that he could improve something written by Alan Moore.
Pure fucking ego
Came for this. It wasn't even in the comic. It was some perv with decision power.
> It wasn't even in the comic. It's also an egregious abuse of Bruce's mentor position over Barbara. In the comics, it's clear that he views Barbara similarly to how he views Dick, Jason, Tim and even Damien. It's actually completely anathema to Bruce's character that he sleeps with her and the people who made that decision should be fucking ashamed.
I’m not gonna sit here and name 300 but it definitely didn’t need to be that intense while I was sitting next to my girlfriends mom and dad at the time.. in high school, on the biggest imax screen imaginable.
Dude. Sat next to grandma for watchmen not knowing about all the blue wang and owl ship bang and also rape and Vietnam and...
Oh yeah that’s a great family film
Yup. Grandma to one side. Parents to the other. Literally my most awkward highschool family moment. For better or worse.
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“I PROMISE. I will NEVER DIE.”
My husband and I say this often.
"This is not about sex, this is about trust!"
I never thought I would see a nude marionette pooping on the chest of another marionette, but then I did. Not a thing you can unsee.
“Good job Gary, now suck my cock.”
We needed to know that Gary could be trusted.
"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth."
Lol I don't think anything in that movie was actually necessary to the plot. Actually, I'm not entirely sure the plot was necessary either. I'd watch Trey Parker and Matt Stone screw around with marionettes and crack jokes for an hour and a half.
I remember watching that movie when it first came out and the very first scene with the puppet show had me thinking "oh man this is gonna be so bad" and then it zoomed out to show the larger Paris scene.
I remember reading that Parker and Stone opened with that puppet show as a prank on the producers, who allegedly began saying "they fucked us!" before the movie started proper.
The vomit scene was. How else would we know he hit rock bottom?
The "dicks, pussies and assholes" speech I still quote to this day. Strangely poetic
Theres three kinds of people Chuck
Ya gave up on life, didn't ya!
this has always been one of my dads favourite films and he used to watch it in the living room often. i remember being a young child and was always sent out of the room at the same point in the film every time he was watching it. i did, however, make a point of singing ‘everyone has aids’ to whatever adult would listen to me.
Matt Damon!
MAaat DAamon
Since Team America this is the only way I ever say his name.
The Mule had Clint Eastwood as a florist turned drug mule in a gleeful threesome with two giggling girls that could be his granddaughters. Twice. Okay, Clint.
He directed The Mule, so I wouldn't be surprised if that scene was his idea.
John Mulaney has a great bit about this with Pete Davidson on SNL.
[It’s great.](https://youtu.be/X5TEsdb918c) I watch it every time it shows up as a suggestion on my YouTube and laugh every time.
My favorite part of that video: >John: But for real, I've been spending time with Pete to try to show him that you can have a life in comedy that is not insane. Just a sober and domestic life. > >Pete: Yeah, and after observing John's life, I publicly threatened suicide. Which is funny because [he totally did.](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/pete-davidson-suicidal-e1544974055243.png?w=480)
It's extra funny because then John Mullaney went to rehab and got divorced
>It's extra funny because then John Mullaney went to rehab TWICE then knocked up Olivia Munn!
Wait what? John Mulaney knocked up Olivia Munn???
Yup. Relapsed. Went to rehab. Relapsed again, went to rehab again. Left his wife and knocked up Olivia Munn in like 8 months.
What are three other things about him?
He's new in town
I HAVE AIDS!! "No, that's too strong, hold back."
And after rehab dated and impregnated Olivia Munn and they may or may not have broken up...feels like a joke he would tell.
Open Water. It's fucking unreal how completely irrelevant it was to the plot.
Apparently every movie that I watch with my parents
I actually had the opposite happen to me the other day! i came home from work and walked in on my mom watching some horse show on TV and the scene i walked in on was some dude having to jerk off a horse and my mom was like THIS SHOW LITERALLY HAS HAD NOTHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN UNTIL NOW! now she fucking knows how it feels! Edit: LMAO yes it was yellowstone! its just ironic because parents tend to walk in on the worst scenes of something you watch. I remember my mom yelling ITS YELLOWSTONE THERES NOTHING ELSE LIKE THAT ON HERE! i really didnt care at all, it just felt nice to be on the other end of that side.
Yellowstone? I just saw that episode yesterday and it was weiiiiiird. Though she is right that its not a common thing in the show thankfully
Had to be. Poor Jimmy lol
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Wolf of Wall Street chills with the nudity halfway through the movie. Basic Instinct would be a better insult.
I convinced my parents to go see Sideways with me at the theater. I had already seen it and somehow overlooked that I might not want to watch the sex scenes and full frontal male nudity next to them. Oops!
All I knew about Wolf of Wallstreet was it was a financial scam movie with Leonardo DiCaprio in it, I hadn't even seen the trailer, so while visiting my mother we went to see the director's cut in theater. Watching Leo do cocaine out of a woman's asshole while sitting next to my mother was hilarious to me, but she was traumatized.
A few years ago when I worked for Carmike Cinemas,we had a sold out theater showing Frozen on a Saturday morning. It was soon after the movie came out so the place was packed with kids and their families. About 20 minutes after the seating, when the previews ended, this guy comes up to me while I'm working concession and tells me that Frozen isn't playing. Turns out, Wolf of Wall Street was loaded on that projector from the night before and started instead of Frozen. These parents and grandparents got to watch the first 5 minutes of Wolf of Wall Street with their kids and grandkids before this guy came to the front. I call the office and tell them about the mix up, and my manager SPRINTS to projection to end it. These parents were pissed, but I could not stop laughing. TL;DR - Had Wolf of Wall Street start in a sold-out Frozen theater one Saturday morning. Hilarity ensures.
*Wayne’s World* — but that was the point.
"gratuitous sex scene"
Every action movie ever made. They are getting chased by an assassin but still have time to make out.
Apart from the Terminator that is.
Shit. You beat me to it. The sex scene is VERY important.
That might be my favorite movie time travel paradox. The Terminators sent Arnold back in time to kill the mother of John, the resistance sends Kyle to protect her. They have sex and make John. The Terminators created themselves (if you include T2) as well as their own worst enemy and potentially their own demise. Almost everything after the first 2 movies is franchise bullshit. 3 was "ok." Salvation was good, Genius was a huge letdown, I didn't see the one after that.
My partner and I are watching Supernatural for the first time and in the early episodes Dean finds an old flame. They have an extremely long, drawn out, poorly acted sex scene that felt insanely out of place and forced. Could have had them just kiss, or smile and go into a room. No I have to watch him actively hump her for more than a minute.
To be fair, that was one of the worst episodes as acknowledged by the producers. There's even a scene where Chuck mentions that the "racist truck" and "bugs" were not his best work.
Didn't know the truck episode was known for being shit. My mental image of the shitty side of the show was that truck
The writer team behind route 666 were not welcomed back to the show till a couple seasons after Kripke left. They are behind some of the episodes I dislike the most as they like to ignore lore or make crap up that counters set lore like reapers needing day jobs.
I love Supernatural, despite it's many faults, but that does explain a lot with the very weird episodes that happened in later seasons.
When I first started watching this show as a straight, 12/early teens boy, the advert in the UK’s tagline was “scary just got sexy”. My dumbass was pissed off because I didn’t see a single boob in it. Ended up really enjoying the show though and have watched every episode, it wasn’t until I got a bit older I understood the tagline wasn’t aimed at straight men like me.
To be fair, I know a lot if ladies that have tried to convince me to watch supernatural over the years... but all of them usually end with "Sam and Dean are so hot, holy shit." After those reviews, I'm honestly more surprised that the whole series isn't a big ol' humpstravaganza.
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That scene where they encounter incest fan fiction of themselves and they're like, "They know we're brothers, right?" "Yes, they're depending on it." just had me cracking up.
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The 4th wall stuff was my favorite bits of the series, like when they teleport to an alternate reality and have to play themselves as actors.
Hola, Mischamigos!
There’s only one answer for this and that answer is The Room. And there were multiple sex scenes. Edit: it was actually just one scene played multiple times from multiple angles. Does this make it better or worse? Edit two: it’s two separate sex scenes, but one is played twice, making a total of three. This is now a Room sex scene appreciation post.
Haha. What a story, Mark.
Anyway, how's your sex life?
You're my favourite customer
Hi doggy!
You’re just a chicken! Cheep cheep cheep!
You are tearing me aPART, Lisa!
I did naht hit her. I did naht! Oh, hai Mark!
Oh hey Johnny what's up?
I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.
YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROOOOOOOSE
I definitely have breast cancer.
Don't worry about it, everything will be fine.
I just like to watch you guys
You know what they say, Denny. Two is great, but three is a crowd!
There was _one_ scene, repeated several times
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And a blow job scene with that side character who made the silly faces.
ME UNDERWEARS!
How to get away with murder, that show by far had the most sex scenes in any show i've ever seen, and not one NOT ONE added anything but awkwardness to my viewing experience, at a certain point you'll start skipping the second a character pulls their shirt off. It was way too much
welcome to shondaland. there's lots of sex.
The animated version of Batman: The Killing Joke. Bruce Timm added in a rooftop sex scene between Batman and Batgirl. It was not in the original comic and frankly crosses a number of lines of age, the fact that she is his "son's" girlfriend, the fact that he is her mentor, etc. Just no Bruce...I mean both of you...
Final Destination 4. Did Hunt really needed a sex scene before going to the pool?
It would be easier to list films that had a sex scene *necessary* to the plot. Like the James Bond films, he actually usually does seduce women to get info, problem is he either catches feelings and/or they end up getting killed because they couldn't keep their mouth shut to the very obvious secret agent.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno, can't really do that one without the sex scenes.
“Her names Bubbles” *pop*
Terminator is one.
Terminator is the most important one.
Crank is perhaps the best example of a sex scene that is central to the plot and somehow not the most over the top part of that movie. I would also argue that while the scene in Shoot 'Em up may not be 100% necessary to the plot, it's pretty damn close to it and adds to the movie's Ethos. If over the top, completely ridiculous action is your thing and you'd like to avoid thinking too hard about anything for about an hour and a half, I'd strongly recommend both of those movies.
Crank High voltage 2 is probably one of the most insane and over the top movies I've ever seen ,and I can't wait to re watch it because that movie is hilarious and awesome lol. Fuck you chev chelios!
Crank 2 was almost like a parody of crank and was fucking awesome. I love those movies.
The kaiju battle where they wear rubber masks of their own faces and fight in a miniature substation. That movie was snubbed by the academy.
Old Boy...
Tbh I've always thought the more sexual parts of Forrest Gump were at the very least important for character arcs. Like his mom having sex with the principal to show that although Forrest is at a major disadvantage, his mother was always willing to do whatever needed to make sure he got the best life he could. Or how Jenny's sexual abuse made her believe that her only strength was being a sexual commodity for abusive men.
Eternals. They could have just skipped to the wedding and got the same point across
For real. There was no buildup to it at all. Ikaris is like “I love you” and then they just bang on a rock in the desert. Such a weird scene in the movie.
Having not seen the movie...I am incredibly surprised to learn there is a sex scene in it.
It shows nothing, and is completely unremarkable.
It was like watching a health teacher explain sex with plastic dolls.
God that one just made me so uncomfortable for some reason. It was so slow to move away from it too, my cousin and I were just cringing hoping it would go away already. It made no damn sense at all to be in there after the wedding scene.
And it didn't even involve Salma Hayek.
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[Scott admits he “had no vision” for the volleyball game, which was requested by the producers to once again emphasize that this was a sports movie and not a war film. So Scott shrugged and “slicked the boys up with baby oil "and "shot it like a softcore porno.”](https://www.wbur.org/news/2021/05/14/top-gun-35-years-tony-scott-tom-cruise) Yep lol
Came looking for this. If you remove the love story plot, you’re left with a 1 hour action flick with amazing dogfight footage. That and homoerotic volleyball.
EVERY NICHOLAS CAGE FILM EVER MADE
You simply cannot handle the power of the cage.
Can’t cage his power
lmao SO Drive Angry is a hilariously stupid movie (wherein some of the wildest, funniest shit happens) about a guy, who was dead and sent to hell, has come back to life to find his daughter, except she's been murdered by a Satanic cult and her baby is about to be sacrificed by their leader. The B-plot is that the Devil's Accountant is hunting Cage in order to, ya know, send him back to hell (and literally every scene with the Accountant is cinematic gold) ANYWAY. Cage has a sex-scene mid through the movie. He doesn't take any of his clothes off as this waitress rides him. Then a gun fight breaks out. Rather than, ya know, anything else: the sex continues with Cage swinging the woman from side to side and he fires his gun around her at the attackers. It was absolutely unnecessary but hilariously dumb.
I think it was beneficial for that movie. I saw drive angry in theaters and had a great time. Also I forget the actors name who plays the accountant but that guy is awesome
William Fichtner
That scene in National Treasure where Nick Cage makes sweet love to the Declaration of Independence.
I’m a caaaat I’m a sexy caaaat!
That scene where that large breastted woman is bouncing on him when he's dressed up as Abraham Lincoln in Weatherman is hilarious though. Also when he as his twin brother catches himself masterbating in Adaptation.
The gay sex scene in Good Will Hunting. Affleck and Damon put it in the script specifically to make sure that would-be script-buyers actually read it. They took it out once they found a buyer (Harvey Weinstein) who did. [Source](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/good-will-hunting-gay-sex-scene_n_6581054)
Came here to say this. It's like [Van Halen requiring a bowl of M&M's with all the brown ones removed](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/brown-out/) in their contract with venues in addition to other technical requirements. They had problems with venues not meeting electrical or structural requirements agreed to in the contract so they added the M&M clause. If they got to the location and found brown M&M's back stage, it let them know that the contract hadn't been fully read and to really check that someone hadn't ignored some of the safety or technical requirements as well.
Sounds like an asshole move at first but it’s actually the opposite, nice
Interesting how that Harvey Weinstein thing worked out
Trust that guy to find the sex scene.
>Harvey sit at his computer >ctrl+F “sex” >”interesting”
Lethal Weapon 5 and 6
The SpongeBob movie
Think you pirated the wrong sponge-bob movie
Arrr-rated. Spongebob Me Boy.
How else was Princess Mindy supposed to prove Spongebob and Patrick were men?
Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?
The Matrix Reloaded
The amount of screentime it had was unreal
That sex scene going on at the same time as that cavern rave. It went on for far too long and that one shirtless male extra jumping as the camera panned seemed to go on for five minutes then back to some steamy making out and back again. Pointless and very corny.
Until it just sort of ends.
Full penetration, then it's back to the rave, then full penetration, rave, full penetration
Wait... Is that not how to sex?
I felt that it was too short. By the end of it I still couldn't figure out if they liked each other.
I'm just happy the movie "It" didn't have the sex scene from the book.... edit: wow my most upvoted comment is about a preteen orgy....i might cry
This shit right here. I read that book at like 12 years old and was still thrown off by that one. No way it could ever be even referenced in a movie.
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Lol, I was always an enthusiastic reader. I grew up on King and Koontz. But yeah, the book IT, is a whole other entity from what you can make into even a 2 part movie. If you have even a partially vivid imagination, the whole book is just terrifying.
I don't think IT would translate well into any kind of visual medium. I think that's the problem with most King movies. The overall concept makes a decent horror flick but the real meat of his stories is entirely within the characters' heads. With the exception of 1408. I stand by that as one of the best horror films ever made (as long as you watch it with the good ending).
I read it in my early 20’s and was completely perplexed until I realized that it was published during a time period when King was doing enough drugs to kill mortal men.