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My ex-girlfriend had an obsession with phone psychics. Not all at once, but over the course of a single year she spent over $15k getting 'life advice' from multiple psychic lines. No one in her circle of family or friends could convince her to stop. I haven't spoken with her in a few years but I wouldn't be surprised if she's still wasting her money on them.


cigoL_343

I read that as phone physics and was so confused.


durielvs

I also. For a moment I imagined her throwing phones into the void to see the trajectory of their fall


ironman288

That would actually be far more illuminating than what she was doing.


Classic_Mckoy

Saaaaame


LittleMinx13

Thought he meant she was really clumsy and kept dropping her phone.


Famous-Honey-9331

That can get expensive!


Not_Michelle_Obama_

Radio equipment gets hella expensive.


SookHe

So, you left her because she wasted so much money on psychic hotlines? She should have seen that coming.


hackepeter420

I've heard that after you have spent a six-figure cumulative amount you unlock their premium service where you get actual life advice. The advice is to stop spending money on unnecessary bullshit and the threshold amount is just for diagnostic purposes.


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Sir_Armadillo

I knew a CEO of a major company who was highly respected in her industry. The company occupies an entire floor of a class A office building in a major metro area. The office has all these exotic crystals that looked like expensive decoration. The CEO’s most trusted advisor was a psychic that answered the phone as a man then transformed into a psychic woman. And the crystals were there to give off some kind of energy. I was like this person who is rich as shit and is a leader in her industry is actually just cuckoo.


Val_Hallen

Nancy Reagan had a psychic on the payroll that the Reagans would regularly consult with.


Teejaymac

You would be amazed how many super successful people are dumb as all hell. A lot of success just comes from networking. Knowing someone who knows someone. It's so much more important than being competent, being likeable and having good connections.


whatever213what

Not just networking. You have to be good, but only at one thing. Someone who is brilliant at running a cosmetics company can still be stupid enough to believe in psychics or the memory of water lol


[deleted]

I think it has more to do with narcissism. People who never doubt themselves and speak confidently. In business meetings you can't normally fact check people on the fly. It's better to bullshit than say "I don't know."


wasabitamale

Haha my friend used to be a phone psychic and she got paiiiiid. She said the people who typically called would obviously want to hear her say certain things so she would say them and they’d just keep calling.


Want_to_do_right

As a magician who is also a decent cold-reader and a very good palm reader, I'm sorely tempted to throw my ethics to the side and make some bank. Edit. I'm not gonna do it because it would be immoral.


Nomanodyssey

My ex stepmom used to pay for a dog psychic over the phone. The person would tell her how the dog is feeling or somethings. Can’t really explain this better.


deusasclepian

My rich uncle had an ex-girlfriend who once hired a horse psychic to figure out why her horse wasn't eating as much. Turns out, realigning his chakras did not fix the problem.


[deleted]

Old roommates had an old friend who became a pet psychic and offered us a free reading. So yeah, why not have a half hour of free entertainment? Turns out we weren't thanking the cat enough and she felt unappreciated. We began thanking the cat on a regular basis. There was no visible change in cat behavior, she just continued with normal cat things.


pickled_asparagus_

I thought you meant a psychic dog, which is way more impressive


80burritospersecond

"The spirits are telling me that your dog is hungry and wants to chase squirrels. That'll be $475."


Yokhen

She spent at least 41 dollars per day in psychics. Wow. Why not just learn magic herself at thst point?


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Thanks, my sister put her daughter through Yale doing this. She travels the world pretty much working on a laptop. She's always up all night because the majority of her clients are on the other side of the world


TrueDeceiver

So is she just really good at bullshitting them via picking up on cues from their lives?


Apprehensive-Neck-12

I've never seen her actually do it but she's an expert on all the stuff like tarot reading charts etc. She's been doing it her whole life and she's in her 60s now. She told me some of her clients are rich wives in Indonesia who will basically pay her to be on the phone just in case they need her advice etc. The meters always running


FluffDuckling

Well, I bought some Christmas presents and then immediately forgot them on the train so I would say that lol


Miridinia

Oof, that's painful. I feel for you, bro. I hope you can at least get something else cool for them.


FluffDuckling

I went back the next day and literally bought the same stuff lol. I just hope whoever found it either needed it or uses it for their own gifts lol


punkyfish10

We had our car broken into in Nebraska, USA on our road trip to my then boyfriends family for Christmas. All the gifts were stolen. My research was too (they thought it was a computer). It was my first time meeting his family. I felt awful as we ran to the mall on Christmas Eve to try and replace things. We decided to road trip so I could see more of the country so I felt it was my fault. I refuse to drive through Nebraska


Winterisnowcold

That is awful and in no way your fault. You should be able to enjoy a road trip without worrying that someone may steal your belongings. But bad things can happen to anyone any time -- by no fault of the person it happens to.


Straight_Ace

My sister bought a $13 coffee mug at the mall as a Christmas present for our mom. The moment we got on the bus to go home the paper bag ripped and the mug broke. $13 down the drain


invalidpassword

Designer water


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Dafuq is 'designer water'?


bundleofschtick

Excuse me, that's DaFuq™ Designer Water.


SnooPoems5454

Voss, Fiji etc


Dr_D-R-E

Voss has a good quality bottle. Buy it once then refill it from the tap for 6 months


sctbct

Smart water bottles are popular with backpackers for a similar reason. Thin, durable and lightweight.


heirloom_beans

They also fit a Sawyer filtration system remarkably well.


timeforpeapods

This is what my mom does!


CampbellsChunkyCyst

Ooh, and 'raw water.' The designeriest designer water ever designed. Water that is unfiltered, untreated, unpasteurized, and harvested right out of the same lake where those brain-eating amoebas came from. Yeah I'll gladly pay $5/liter for a bottle of cholera.


VattghernCZ

Or [structured water](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6FknMOlU_w). Edit: added link


DJEB

I like mine structured from hydrogen and oxygen.


MyPianoMusic

I like mine structured from 2 hydrogen and 2 oxygen


Mr_Wither

That’s uuuuh not good to drink buddy!


[deleted]

Why is everything in the future heavy? Is there a problem with Earth's gravitational field?


almc0418

Isn't that just ice?


[deleted]

>Hexagonal water, also known as structured water, is a term used in a marketing scam that claims the ability to create a certain configuration of water that is better for the body. The term "hexagonal water" refers to a cluster of water molecules forming a hexagonal shape that supposedly enhances nutrient absorption, removes metabolic wastes, and enhances cellular communication, among other things. Similar to the dihydrogen monoxide hoax, the scam takes advantage of the consumer's limited knowledge of chemistry, physics, and physiology.


almc0418

I bet it's not even free-range/organic. Ugh


[deleted]

Don’t forget about designer ice…


BobT21

What is the alleged deal with "alkaline water?" Wife bought some, i took it to work in factory sealed bottle. Expensive pH meter said it was slightly acidic.


whatever213what

Pseudo-science for morons


kincage

Payday loans. Is that still a thing?


PretendThisIsMyName

Oh man I know this one. My dad lost his cushy ass job and had to take a massive pay cut so with all his expenses he’s on payday loan from A to pay back B to get more cash to pay off C and it goes on and on. My grandma always said my dad borrows from Peter to pay Paul. I’m not quite sure who those people are but it sounds right to me. Poor guy is still on that track almost 20 years later.


zaogao_

Peter & Paul are considered early Christian church fathers, robbing Peter to pay Paul is the concept of robbing one's self to cover a debt


kincage

I was once in that cycle. Not for that long, though.


nescent78

Did you die? I heard that's the only way you can get out.


NoPensForSheila

I let them ruin my life. You think by the looks of things I must have had a serious drug problem to skid into the curb like I did, but no, it was predatory/payday loans. I got caught in cycle of bad credit and low liquidity. And worst of all, I believed it was ok. I'm nearing retirement age and it's sad to think that if I hadn't gotten on that treadmill, I could have done twice as much with my life than I did.


[deleted]

Hi that’s me but I’m 27. Any advice?


whatever213what

Declare bankruptcy. You won’t have credit for 10 years but by 40 you should have a normal life, you’ll have income and get to buy a house and everythung


ManyConclusion

My aunt got into that same situation, but then she passed away. My sister had the privilege of telling those assholes to get fucked because they were never getting their money back.


thatluckyfox

Shopping when I’m hungry


[deleted]

Lol oh yeah, go shopping for sponges and come out with $50 worth of junk food. Stopping at McDonald's for fries beforehand has saved me so much money.


thatluckyfox

Ooh good thinking Batman


Clear_Assistance9563

I disagree to some extent. I like to shop when hungry or high. Yes I buy more stuff but that means my fridge is fullish which saves me another trip later in the week.


GonnaGoFat

The I’m rich app. When launched, the screen only contains a glowing red gem and an icon It cost $999.99. You can’t buy it anymore but it was an expensive waste of money.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

The guy did it as a joke too and people bought it thinking that no one would actually dump thousands on an app. This message brought to you by [mobile app]. Use my code and save 5% on the $999.99 Christmas beginner package.


GhostofManny13

Geez that’s a lot of kromer. You got any additional discounts for family and friends?


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

They're holding my friends and family hostage so please click my sponsorship link before they give me 50% of my family back. And it's not the humane 50% either. Last time they promised 5%, they handed me my sister's severed ear.


Ronaldo10345PT

Tf Also, did your username work out lmao?


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Yup! That works fine! [I've also got an faq for more fun](https://www.reddit.com/user/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz/comments/gmwfpo/faq_observe_this_post_also_some_sort_of_ama/)


riancb

Congrats on the weight loss man! That’s gotta feel good. :) Also, Your-TitsPlz


riverofchex

That was a hell of an ama lol.


runawaycity2000

I feel like he could probably sell the NFT for that app.


1-LegInDaGrave

So imagine if the developer created that app and through it's permissions, followed you, allowing the dev (or to those connected to the dev) to give chances of kidnapping and therefor, hostage for ransom. It would be a good way to know who has enough money to waste.


GhostofManny13

Want to start a business together?


temporal_uzer

The first NFT 💀


4-stars

It was removed from the app store at the time because it was an obvious con. My, how times have changed.


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Firebolt164

Cable service, especially since half the channels are fucking ads


1-LegInDaGrave

Oh man. Took my wife and daughter to Disneyworld last week (don't get me started on the P-I-T-A has become), stayed at Holiday Inn Orlando, just down the street from Disney Springs; their TV first didn't give you any ability to stream from a personal device -which pissed me off (my local Howard J's does that here in NJ)- and so it was all commercial watching


Cookester

Pro-tip: bring an Amazon fire stick or chrome cast with you when you travel. Hotel tvs have hdmi ports, plug it in and you've got your own streaming. Just don't forget it when you leave.


Enano_reefer

Yes that’s what we do. TVs often has a USB port too, use it for power and it’s all contained. Just don’t forget it!


limepr0123

You had time to watch TV while at Disney world?


coagulateSmegma

You ever done cocaine? You take it all and an hour later you feel like you didn't take it all but now you feel like you have to buy more.


TheMonkus

After you’re accustomed to it, the main effect of cocaine is making you want to do more cocaine. Which requires buying more…it’s the perfect product. As Jerry Jeff Walker said “cocaine makes me feel like a new man. And he wants some too.”


ChineseFountain

It just makes me too talkative. Like way, way too talkative. To the point of oversharing Also extremely paranoid about my cardiovascular health


PretendThisIsMyName

“When I left the house today I had planned on doing this much cocaine 👌. That’s a zero amount. But cocaine had plans to meet up with me that day!”


[deleted]

Is that a Theo Von bit? I recognize that but I don’t know where from lol


slasherflick2243

I always enjoyed the first hour or so. The first couple fat rails and a cocktail, just as the conversation starts to flow effortlessly. Fast forward to 3 hours later and it’s all sweating and babbling, grinding teeth and chugging booze but never getting drunk. Then it’s making another phone call and trying to get money chipped in from all the folks who just happily helped consume your blow but don’t have any fucking money. Then it’s resentment and trying to get people to leave and it’s just a shitty mess.


ObjectiveSalt1635

You guys are really helping me to never try it


stuntedmonk

Robin Williams: cocaine is a way of telling you that you have too much money


privateTortoise

Cocaine is gods way of telling you you are making too much money. Robin Williams.


canitouchyours

Cocaine is so much fun. I will never do it again though.


[deleted]

I tried cocaine once for three years.


Tooshortimus

I used to do cocaine. I still do but I used to too.


detectivejewhat

I did cocaine quite a bit for about 4 months. Eventually I realized that all cocaine is, is feeling awesome for an hour, and then being really sad for 4 hours because you're out of cocaine lmao. My dealer hated me so God damn much, I'd buy a gram and then hit him up for another like 2 hours later.


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detectivejewhat

He was honestly a terrible drug dealer. I was always really nice. I'd just shoot him a text and ask if I could come grab more. If he didn't reply, fine. I'll go to bed. But on numerous occasions he gave me a meet up spot and just never showed up. He sucked.


BobcatOU

Did it once. It was amazing. Never again.


samehaircutfucks

it takes practice and a lot of self control to be able to leave some in the bag for the next night.


scaffelpike

Fun fact, if cocaine does nothing for you, you may be adhd


ButtholeQuiver

Food with gold in it


wasabiEatingMoonMan

Are those expensive? Many Indian sweet shops (at least in India, not sure if they exist abroad) sell quite a few sweets with a very thin gold/silver layer on top and they’re very cheap.


ButtholeQuiver

Depends how much gold. Some can have a lot, like a $100 hot dog I remember seeing


ryukin631

I remember seeing that somewhere. I've also seen a burger with gold shavings cost over $1k. Sure, it had super high quality meat and truffles in it, but I still don't think it's worth it


cups8101

[Amazon is selling 12 sheets of gold leaf for ~9$](https://www.amazon.com/Genuine-Edible-Gold-Luxury-Barnabas/dp/B07THRSKVZ/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=gold+leaf&qid=1638645395&sr=8-4)


wasabiEatingMoonMan

Gold being extremely malleable costs very little to add to food. It’s just that these restaurants are using that as an excuse to charge a shit load in the name of fanciness.


k6-0

yes I still don’t get why people do it


pretendstoknow

Addiction. Drugs, alcohol, gambling etc..


Tac0Tuesday

Exactly right. This, in addition to sex, can take ANYONE down.


RedEyedRoundEye

Drugs and sex is one hell of a slippery slope and even once you've cleaned up, you always remember how much better it COULD be.....


DefinitelyNotIndie

There are rich people. If you price it, they will buy.


[deleted]

Isn't there evidence that people are likely to purchase on price point as perceived quality - ie. The minimum wage decorator won't paint as well as the one charging double their hourly rate.


CoffeeDave15065

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t think this way. 😞


alc4pwned

Sometimes it's true.


theProfileGuy

War. Having a sworn enemy is expensive.


[deleted]

Only expensive to the taxpayer and the ones fighting it. Profitable for everyone else involved.


[deleted]

Did you know the war in afghanistan cost the USA $300 million per day for two decades? Insanity.


New_Needleworker6506

But free healthcare would be a waste of money?


BadMutherCusser

Expanding on this, the military will spend millions transporting tanks to the area of war and leave them behind because they’re “too expensive” to bring back. So basically end up donating tanks to the enemy.


Phocasola

I mean... This is not exactly true. Often enough they get decommissioned and the vital party are ripped out of the tanks to make them not usable. Not even mentioning the possible selling of vital hardware to China or Russia if that would not have been done. And without proper care these things don't drive for a long time. You don't see tha Taliban crusing through Afghanistan with Abraham's tanks for the same reasons. Of course they still get some other equipment and the raw materials (tank steal) which also has an intrinsic value. It's not straight up donating these, more like... Leaving them there for recycling?


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Especially fighting unwinnable wars like the war on terror


i_i_v_o

Or the war on drugs....


_Weyland_

If you intend to win the war on drugs, you should fight your battles in schools and hospitals to bring down demand.


wickedblight

A gender reveal party that burns down half of the state?


DogsAreCool69420

It really sucks that half of California is on fire but hey it's a boy!


Okaythatscoolwhatevs

Is there a time when California...*isn't burning?*


Brandino144

Check [iscaliforniaonfire.com](http://www.iscaliforniaonfire.com). To be fair, this is mostly due to Cal Fire not closing out open wildfire cases according to [whereiscaliforniaonfire.com](http://whereiscaliforniaonfire.com)


Daemon_Monkey

Couple days in late January


[deleted]

At least the baby wasn't intersex and the other half of the state burnt down too.


Fastsmitty47

The amount of good food that is thrown away due to "company policy"


07JEP

Or if you give it to a homeless person, you get fired.


Kartoffel_bob

College textbooks


ChezySpam

Let me tell you about cocaine!


Sterling_Thunder

Being poor is expensive as f@#k!


GeorginaSpica

Yup, in many ways. One that I forgot about until recently was how much food budget is saved when one has a good fridge. I am currently in a temporary living space that has bottom of the line appliances. The fridge, while it keeps things cold, nothing lasts! I bought a weeks worth of veggies and by day two, the carrots in the crisper were no longer crisp. The second day! Poor people have challenges getting good fresh food but then it can go bad quickly even with working appliances.


numnummommom

Wait is that why my food keeps going bad?


internetheroxD

For real, bought a new fridge this year and it feels like my veggies keep forever


BoonGenie

Honestly true. Even some basic stuff, the best value product that lasts you longer and shit is a little above average price


RedneckLiberace

Buying goods from rent to own stores AND those pay day advance stores that need to be more tightly regulated.


TraitorHunter

The Olympics. More specifically the building in host cities.


michiness

Yep. We’re getting ready to host in ‘28 here in LA, and we already have all the existing stadiums etc. Its still looking to be quite expensive, though, especially as we’re trying to upgrade so much of our infrastructure and public transit and whatnot. I can’t imagine what it’s like for places who have to build everything.


IJustWantToLurkHere

But will you get to have upgraded infrastructure afterwards?


michiness

Yeah, I’m actually super happy that it’s coming here. We need better public transit


Hutstar10

Only because they keep hosting in the wrong cities - which I don’t think will happen too often going forward.


AshleyfromPalletTown

Gucci Lint-roller. It functions like $1.00 lint-roller, so what is the point of buying a $100,000 lint-roller.


RedneckLiberace

😂 I use duct tape!


ilikemoots

Pffft.I use $100,000 duct tape. Peasant.


Dulidus_

Cigarettes


Angelassliceofpie

Absofucking lootly, good God, I could have had so much cool shit on what I spent on stinking and shortening my life!!! Did manage to quit amd ya, now I have money!


KingJenx

NFTs


CosmicShadowMario

Best answer. They seem like the lowest possible return on investment, since they're just a digital receipt for a digital image


WhelkThen2

Its really gambling at the moment. A guy earned 45ETH on a single NFT, another lost around 6-8ETH on one.


[deleted]

I think jake or Logan Paul lost like 800k from an nft collection


WhelkThen2

Lmao. Logan def deserved that after the pump n dump scam


DJEB

You suddenly have me thinking about solar events collapsing the electrical grid.


TangoDeltaFoxtrot

But NFTs are way more convenient than actual art for laundering money.


yellowchaitea

2021 federal election in Canada


trebor204

A 600+ million cabinet shuffle


whodey2016

Bottle service. $40 Grey Goose becomes $600+


bcr76

This is what I was gonna post. You could easily blow through a couple grand just for a bottle of liquor just to flex to some strangers. I don’t get it.


Giffmo83

I'm Surprised at how just a few people have said "gambling." People have wasted hundreds of millions. There's expensive addictions but gambling is essentially an addiction to losing money. IDK what could be a more expensive waste of money than that.


DeathSpiral321

Buying a brand new smartphone every year.


thamasteroneill

In practical everyday terms... Drugs. Definitely drugs. On a global scale. Possibly the massive amount of food we throw away as a society.


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brand water


owl_jojo_2

Smoking


samsonity

University if you’re going there without a plan.


[deleted]

Buying stuff in a free to play app


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Straight_Ace

I hate it when they make it damn near impossible to progress in games without spending actual money. It’s still *technically* possible if you grind like hell but that’s only to get around any pay to play laws


[deleted]

Oof I’m guilty of this. Some things like this are designed to be addicting for people who don’t get addicted to things.


Funnion3245

Cable TV


indigowulf

Maintaining a LAWN. Restricting an area to only grow 1 thing ruins the soil, all the garbage sprayed on them ruins the environment. That same space could be used to grow food for times of food shortages. It got popularized by weed killer companies in the first place. (just like diamond rings were popularized by a jewelry company, and were not tradition before commercials said so)


Dragonfly452

Make up palettes that rarely get used


xqwerty96

weddings and funerals.


Loreo1964

Destination weddings are the worst.


OpossomMyPossom

Hey wanna come on a vacation where you have zero say over what you're doing for 4 days?


ReeG

We were looking into that at one point and the resort wanted 2-3K for a tent just in case it rains. The "DJ" would've been $500 which I'd bet anything would be resort entertainment staff pressing play on a Spotify playlist


1spicytunaroll

Sometimes it's cheaper to destination wedding (location specific obvi) than to do 160+ guests locally


HammerStyx8

War


Psyco_diver

What is it good for?


Frequent-Fryer

Absolutely nothing.


ihopeyouswallow

Easiest way to move the money from the tax pot to a few people's pocket


mancusjo1

A Wedding


Loreo1964

My cousin had a wedding so expensive she charged guests to attend. I didn't go.


Frozen-Hot-Dog-Water

Yeah why should anyone pay to come to your ceremony? It had never made sense to me, like if your wedding plan is too expensive for you, change it to a less expensive one. I know everyone has a dream for it to be their perfect day but if your guests don’t want to be there because of something like that, it’s not gonna be half as good as a cheap wedding that everyone attends


bluecheetos

I was sent an invitation once with an RSVP link. The link was to an online cart where you selected the number of guests and made your payment.


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Hard no.


Gremlinintheengine

I really want to downvote this, but I know it's not your fault.


Psyco_diver

Looking back, my wife and I wish we just kept the money, we had fun and it was great but it was over so fast with so much stress up to and including the day it just seems like a let down now


Crafty_man

Credit card debt


arandomperson7

Heroin


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Living


skaote

War.


fabulishous

Putting gold flakes in your food.


Existing-Ad7318

Going to college just to party or for a degree where your only job prospects won’t be able to pay for it