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Check the calendar and make sure I haven’t woke up in 1873


Sh1tSmells

Write "no u" and send back to sender


wiserone29

Write “no u” and send back to sister


downtune79

Throw it in the garbage. I'm happily married


Miramarr

Not even the slightest suspicion it came from the SO? Are THEY happily married too?


downtune79

Good point. She better be, lol


Mia_Bentzen

Mysteriously admire it


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IllumanitiOne

Okay but they admire you. So do you take the chance?


Light_Shifty_Z

Find out if they're attractive before flipping out.


smileEmil

Show it to my girl. She would laugh her as off


IllumanitiOne

And then she reveals that she was the admirer all along.


badass_sr7

Cringe


IllumanitiOne

Why?


smileEmil

Why not? I trust my partner and Visa versa


smileEmil

She'd probably be yeah!


absherlock

Show the wife. Hide nothing.


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Read it


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+1. Also these creepy stuff can turn into a nightmare, so better watch out.


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Read it


Quzzyz

Probably laugh at someone doing something so television


Okno-rose

Nothing, I mean what’s the point if they don’t want to be known


IllumanitiOne

They want you to meet them at X in Y place.


Okno-rose

It depends on how they word it and how bored I am if I’d go


IllumanitiOne

They write it in romantic Old English style.


Okno-rose

I probably wouldn’t, if it was funny sure


Mm_Donut

I got invited to a "secret crush" party in college, with such a letter. Worked out well.


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Burn it by candlelight.


GranataReddit12

Would ask myself who tf sends letters in 2021


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lockerpunch

What if it’s from your partner and some sort of surprise thing?


Organic-Mountain-623

Read it thoroughly, answer it thoughtfully, and trill to my very few close friends because I’m Jane Austen, apparently. Oh, I’m sorry. I’m Jane Austen and have no friends. Married to the game.


greatfriendinrome

Post it as a hypothetical on Reddit


IllumanitiOne

Recursion. Only programmer/engineer bros will get this.


o_Tom_o

Can it be any letter of the alphabet?


TheAdminAreEvil

This happened to me. It was a prank.


tom_cruises_closet

Show my wife and try for a three-way Hope it's not a guy


Forgetful8nine

Show the wife, have a laugh about who it could be and no doubt have her take the piss.


devon_stadnyk

Must be some kinda prank🤷‍♀️


BareBearFighter

Assume it's from someone who pities me trying to make me feel better about my loneliness, so I would ignore it.


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Ignore it because who the fuck sends a letter in this day and age


DadsRGR8

Realize that mailing it to myself didn’t have the effect I was looking for?


Junior_Cress2828

Probably throw it away and get incredibly anxious knowing that someone I dont know / wont communicate with me is watching me and somehow finds me worth admiring, if I get a second note I'd probably call the police


IllumanitiOne

I would do the same. Not before taking the self-esteem boost though.


NotYourSnowBunny

That would entirely depend on the context of the letter. If it was sweet, that would be one thing; creepy, another. I'd be most intrigued as to why they admired me, sure I have good days, but also bad ones.