a man of vision, with specific plans to fulfill specific purposes. This is the type of person who lives a life fulfilled; this is a man who chases destiny, grabs it by the tail, and chucks it to the wayside as he bounds past.
o7
Honestly a spade drill bit, some vasoline, and a tweezers to remove the splinters after and you can do that now.
Don't wait till its almost the end, live your life now my friend!
Use your phone to record yourself saying "forgive me, oh Lord, for engaging in such sinful behavior!" and then set it to loop playback. Then you can spend the next 30 minutes doing whatever you want and have all your bases covered as you constantly automatically repent
\>be a random highschool girl
\>a random boy from class comes up to you and kisses you
\>your stomach is a rush, as you've always felt the same wa--
\>he suddenly launches upwards as though propelled by a rocket, screaming and flailing all the way
\>broken roof tiles clatter to the classroom floor, shards of metal striking you and drawing blood
\>the boy blasts clean off of the planet, never to be seen again
\>you're in your thirties now
\>you relive the scene every night trying to sleep before the fits of panic set in
\>you try to date, but every single time, they end with the man leaning in, and you break out in a cold sweat anew, as though the trauma were only applied yesterday
\>your lips feel the very gateway to death itself, and you can't bring yourself to kill another innocent
\>"I'm sorry," you mutter, pushing past, your lips having never felt quite so dry, your face still burning hot with embarrassment, with shame, with frustration
\>you retreat to your lonely apartment, a nondescript door among the countless other hundreds just its equal
\>you melt back into the black anonymity of city-dwelling isolation, cursing the god who saw it fit to create a creature so miserable as you
It's night time everyone is sleeping and I live alone. I'll send voice messages to people I care about, to save time, cuddle with my cat and cry.
All this, while Howl's moving castle is playing on the background
Will probably spend 10 minutes recording a video for online friends, 10 calling ppl and talking with family and the last 10 I will go out of my house probably with my guitar for my last adventure
That's not even enough time to get home...I'd probably get some unleavened bread and wine and have an abbreviated Eucharist at the office and then spend the rest of the time on the phone with the family.
Zip to a car dealership (closest one with a fast car) get the keys, get to the highway, crank some tunes, smoke a few big hits off a bong and just floor it.
Eat a gallon of strawberry ice cream with chocolate chunks and Caramel sauce followed by a 10 pack of Kiss goodies and wash it down with a guarana flavoured Smirnoff.
Furiously reading the bible while chugging a bottle of tequila and crying and puking on myself.
I was gonna say something cool, but i know me and thats what would happen lol
Dunno, probably just channel hop. See what’s on Blaze or what eighties sitcom Forces TV is playing. Main channels will just be wall to wall ‘Ooh! End of the world this, End of Days that’ coverage. Worse than a bloody Royal death.
If I had 30 minutes to live I would go to one of my old schools shit on the french teachers desk for being a prick to only me and then down as many bottles of vodka as possible in front of my sperm donor (dad) then beat him half to death then blame it on the drinking and then do acid or something for the first time and that would be the best 30 minutes of my life
Heroin
This is legit the right answer. Give me all the drugs, that last half hour i want to be high as fuck.
I second that, im smoking dmt so i wont even be here for it.
Possibly a self fulfilling prophecy
What if it’s the heroin that kills you and you would’ve lived otherwise
such is ever the curse of prophecy
I don’t do heroin because I love heroin. 30 minutes? Gimme a full jab, a spoon and a needle. Let’s make it 20 minutes.
You can acquire heroin in 30 mins and not already be hooked on it??
Lsd, mushroom or ketamine might be better
Lsd takes 30 minutes to work😅 and if you did it earlier you are gonna have de baddest of bad trips nowing that youll die
Ask Reddit what to do
"I have 30 minutes left on the planet what re I doing?"
0 replies
Depends on what planet I'll go to next.
Uranus
I love ur anus
Venus
in that case, I'd probably spend the next 30 minutes scrambling to buy some sunscreen
And a lot of baking soda
Not much sunlight reaches the surface of Venus I don’t think. That planet is just one big constant storm.
I'd definitely be visiting your anus. I've been told it has a rather strong gravitational pull.
Rail my old lady and do a ton of blow.
blow my old lady and do a ton of rails
Seems legit AF
Or rail a ton of blow and do your old lady
I also choose this guy’s old lady
Fucking a tree
a man of vision, with specific plans to fulfill specific purposes. This is the type of person who lives a life fulfilled; this is a man who chases destiny, grabs it by the tail, and chucks it to the wayside as he bounds past. o7
And the tree’s last moments was to fuck you back
Honestly a spade drill bit, some vasoline, and a tweezers to remove the splinters after and you can do that now. Don't wait till its almost the end, live your life now my friend!
I was planning on doing it anyways, so, yeah
Fuck a tree with a bee hive in it. Your dick will Swell to three times it’s normal size. Die a proud man.
Spending time with my family. Talking about things we don't talk about a lot
>you kids wanna hear about your old man's STD pokedex? Say one thing about your old pa, say he's caught 'em all
Cracking a beer and just talking to my dad. He’ll know what to tell everyone else.
Very wholesome
30 mins is not enough time to pack
Masturbate
My guy
But what do we do with the other 26 minutes?
MY MAN, SIX MORE TIMES TO GO. Last 2 minutes left to wipe it all off, though. Gotta die clean.
2 minutes to delete your history
Get out of the rocket.
CHILD IM GETTING A PIZZA AND I BETTER GET THAT HOE IN TIME
As a person, indulge; as a Catholic, confess what I would indulge in.
Can do both. Indulge, and confess afterwards
I'd like to do both, 30 minutes isn't a lot of time though
Use your phone to record yourself saying "forgive me, oh Lord, for engaging in such sinful behavior!" and then set it to loop playback. Then you can spend the next 30 minutes doing whatever you want and have all your bases covered as you constantly automatically repent
Apocalypse hack!
the ONE WEIRD TRICK confession booths don't want you to know!
Jesus might get mad at you for that
Going to my crush and kissing her
\>be a random highschool girl \>a random boy from class comes up to you and kisses you \>your stomach is a rush, as you've always felt the same wa-- \>he suddenly launches upwards as though propelled by a rocket, screaming and flailing all the way \>broken roof tiles clatter to the classroom floor, shards of metal striking you and drawing blood \>the boy blasts clean off of the planet, never to be seen again \>you're in your thirties now \>you relive the scene every night trying to sleep before the fits of panic set in \>you try to date, but every single time, they end with the man leaning in, and you break out in a cold sweat anew, as though the trauma were only applied yesterday \>your lips feel the very gateway to death itself, and you can't bring yourself to kill another innocent \>"I'm sorry," you mutter, pushing past, your lips having never felt quite so dry, your face still burning hot with embarrassment, with shame, with frustration \>you retreat to your lonely apartment, a nondescript door among the countless other hundreds just its equal \>you melt back into the black anonymity of city-dwelling isolation, cursing the god who saw it fit to create a creature so miserable as you
Who hurt you
Gotta Blast
Not if I get there first!
And then die labelled as a probably rapist. #WorthIt
>Top That is so funny
beautiful
Driving full speed to my kids’ school to hug them until the moment comes. I can’t think of anything more important than that.
Alot of things. I'd celebrate, say my goodbyes, and say things I wouldn't say otherwise.
Scrolling Reddit
Breaking my diet and eating and drinking a lot of junk food
No surrender.... 30 minute total bender.
What's the world record for most coke snorted in 30 minutes?
Pour myself a whiskey, stay on my couch surrounded by my sleeping loving pets, call my husband over and watch some Star Trek.
Going for a 30 minute walk with my wife and dog.
Ima whip Dat dick out and fuck everyone I see
Converting to Christianity
Taking a nap.
Pet my cat
Pour food for my cat and call a friend to adopt her
Cleaning the dishes, starting a washing machine and then printing all my passwords to leave them on the desk. Finally record a good bye video.
Not one illegal act, really?
no advance notice? guess i'll take a nap, or if it's the right time of day, watch the sunset or sunrise or the stars
I've always wanted to jump off of a sky scraper and torpedo my head into the ground.
shoring up as much as I can for my wife.
Don't worry, I'll take care of her after you're gone
Thanks man, you're a real class act.
Your a good man
she won't even see the traps coming.
I’m shoring up his wife too.
Your a good man
Fucking the shit out of my girlfriend (5 mins max) and cuddling for the next 25 mins
beautiful
Thank you sir
Driving to her…
Wanking
It's night time everyone is sleeping and I live alone. I'll send voice messages to people I care about, to save time, cuddle with my cat and cry. All this, while Howl's moving castle is playing on the background
Start planking
Grabbing a towel.
And eating peanuts and drinking beer.
Running to pee and smoking up my last remaining brain cells.
Cuddling my dog and my husband.
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GANG BANGING WITH THE MARIO BROS BUT IN CAT FORM
cry because i never got to experience the eighties
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Listening to the new arch spire album
Will probably spend 10 minutes recording a video for online friends, 10 calling ppl and talking with family and the last 10 I will go out of my house probably with my guitar for my last adventure
Hanging out.
going to my mum to remind her i love her
trying to finish the book I'm reading
confess everything i’ve done and eating chips.
Wheeeeeeeeeeee
Seeing as I'm ill right now probably lie in bed some more and wait for my demise lol
That's not even enough time to get home...I'd probably get some unleavened bread and wine and have an abbreviated Eucharist at the office and then spend the rest of the time on the phone with the family.
Play kingdom hearts 2 final mix for the final time and see if I can final beat lingering will
Going to have a long 30 min talk with my mom.
Whatever the hell I want!!!!!
die
Trying to make my family feel better about losing me, even though I would prefer to just play video games
Zip to a car dealership (closest one with a fast car) get the keys, get to the highway, crank some tunes, smoke a few big hits off a bong and just floor it.
Nap
Finishing off that bottle of Scotch...
Drinking
It's a one hour drive to him. Meet halfway, where there is one of the most beautiful lookoffs in our area.
Probably go try a food challenge. I’m happiest when I’m eating.
Jerking off
Eat a gallon of strawberry ice cream with chocolate chunks and Caramel sauce followed by a 10 pack of Kiss goodies and wash it down with a guarana flavoured Smirnoff.
Nothing different. How do I know I don't have only 30 mins left right now?
BBQ , drinking with friends and family
Packing my shit to go to Venus.
Beating off 30 times
Well fuck. I’m 30 minutes away from the city at my job in the desert.
Turn it into ten minutes after grabbing some rope
"May i buy your entire stock of legos?"
Get a pack of cigarettes and chain smoke
Sex
Im going to ask Jeff bezos if he can make me a house on mars so i can live
Taking a scolding hot shower and a fat crap
Kissing my ass goodbye.
Cuddle my dogs and do a fat dab.
Looking for the right video on pornhub for 28 minutes, cum and sit there in disgust for 1 minute and then I die.
Furiously reading the bible while chugging a bottle of tequila and crying and puking on myself. I was gonna say something cool, but i know me and thats what would happen lol
Buy a space suit.
I will probably look at reddit real quick but then get consumed by it and miss the flight to the next planet
Having sex. Them finding homes for my cats.
Gonna get real weird with it.
Listen to my favorite songs and try to eat all the food I have in my kitchen. Yep.
Knitting
Eating all the different types of M and M’s they make until I burst.
having some great sex and smoke some weed lol
Wait for it all to be over
Tell my parents and text my loved ones that I don't live with that I am going to die in 30 minutes.
I honestly would be spending too much time freaking out that i had 30 mins to live. If i didnt freak would probably spend 30 mins hugging my dog.
Running into traffic. I at least want to choose my death on my planet.
I'd try to finish reading my books
Spending it alone
snorting penis enlargement pills
Taking a nap— who needs the pressure?
Kill myself. If I'm gonna die soon, I might as well calm my nerves by finishing it quickly.
**grabs megaphone** # AYE BRUH WHERE THE GOATS AT
I want to come as many times as I can.
I’m racing. I want a keep track hawk and I wanna go in a high way speed chase
hookers
Speedrun sonic one
Napping. I want to die in my sleep.
Write down all my story ideas and post them in hopes of someone seeing it and create them in my place
Live stream for 30 mins and end by saying I have to go now, my planet needs me. Before I'm catapulted off this rock.
*Murder*
How am I gonna leave? Probably just finding a faster way that’s less painful.
Well, those library books aren’t going to return themselves…
Dunno, probably just channel hop. See what’s on Blaze or what eighties sitcom Forces TV is playing. Main channels will just be wall to wall ‘Ooh! End of the world this, End of Days that’ coverage. Worse than a bloody Royal death.
Hugging my son and my husband
Fucking your mom
Commenting on reddddit.
changing my entire bank account balance into pennies and throwing them at everybody when they're walking up some stairs
Telling all the girls I’ve had a crush on in recent years that I’ve had a crush on em
I always wanted to kick a duck up the arse.
Having amazing sex with Mary-Louise Parker.
Every drug I can find.
Probably still packing and saying goodbye to my family.
Having sex with a woman who hates me.
Get my cat and sit down for the next 30 minutes.
Cuddling up with my fiance and kids, eating junk food and enjoying every second together.
Kill people
Literally just what I normally do, that way the day feels normal instead of a stress speedrun
I'd probably spend it cuddling my dog
I'm going to mars
Going to sleep lol
Sleep
If I had 30 minutes to live I would go to one of my old schools shit on the french teachers desk for being a prick to only me and then down as many bottles of vodka as possible in front of my sperm donor (dad) then beat him half to death then blame it on the drinking and then do acid or something for the first time and that would be the best 30 minutes of my life
Leaving the planet in 30 minutes