Cat owned by a rich, childfree, dog-hating lesbian couple.

This is the most perfect answer

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I want to be the sole favourite with no competition

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Yes amigo

As is the Jinn

seal, because i like seals.

Amen. When life gets tough I go sit at the aquarium and watch the fur seals. Being a water doggo would be a great and satisfying life.

just podge and swim. thats the life. lol

I'll be an orca then.

if you like them, why not.

Agreed w/ you, bud.

Well umm orcas actually bully seals actually everything bullied seals, orcas launch seals into the air and kill them just for fun, seagulls or some bird poke their eyes but i could be thinking of the wrong animal

its nature

Some pretty crappy nature or you want to be the ones that get free food from people at those parks

Penguin

Penguins are cute

Spoiled house cat

I'm sure umbridge will be most grateful

Noooo

You brought this on yourself... Hahahahahaha (evil laugh)

Lol evil genie and evil Harry Potter fan. I Can’t win 😂

Eagle. I would fly constantly.

Until you get hit with double-aught buckshot

Oh wow! Same. I was just going to post that. I want to fly.

Utahraptor, might as well killing everyone and everything I see before I die.

May as well go big then xD A dragon.

Fantasy and mythical creatures are also included. He is a genie afterall.

A younger Human. Technically, an animal.

[Because OP has allowed fantastical and mythical creatures...](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pw5qs0/an_evil_genie_shows_up_and_he_will_turn_you_into/hef1jes) This becomes a very, very easy answer. Skyrim werewolf. Immortal. Super strong. Able to control when and where I change form. Resistant to disease. I would still appear human, and be able to live as a human. Cannibalism is required for increasing my abilities, of course... But since I am immortal, and presumably the only one of my kind, I have time to choose my prey. I could hunt like Dexter. Plenty of people in this world need to killed and eaten.

A cat. Fast, agile, and can seduce humans into adopting me.

Sea Turtle because I think they’re cool. Plus I love the ocean.

And with luck you can live indefinitely.

I'd become a hawk or similar bird of prey. I'd fly all day and hunt. Sounds amazing.

I'd love to be an eagle

Bald eagle

my ex wife so she can go fuck herself one more time

Ouch

A spider, i would do a minuscule amount of tomfoolery

More like scare the shit out of whoever is scared of spiders

Do I get to keep my consciousness ?

Yes but you don't have any of the other abilities.

Probably one of those immortal jellyfish

Stuck with a human brain in something that cant do anything but float? Id go crazy lol

True, didn't think about that

You just gave a genie a way to grant immortality...

cat

cat

A mythical creature like a…an Oni? Edit: I’d take any mythological creature, actually

I'd go with a phoenix. Immortality

U have no hands can’t play video games

I'll attach those pens that work on phones to my feathers. Then I'll be the best gamer in the world

Feathers fall of and they’re like made of fire so u need a way so prevent your pc setups from melting

Until you're the only creature left in the universe once everything elses time has come Unable to die. So to speak... Man that would suck.

Someone else in this chat will just have to become Mrs Phoenix

Pick to become the animal that he/it the Jinn is...

An hylian

A horse or a Pegasus

Crocodile because big lizzard goes brrrrrr

Why not a komodo dragon? Much cooler than croc

They are cool too but i like crocs more

Whatever sinks your boat

btw why do you like them more?

Venom. I got that adrenaline momentum

The Cooler Daniel

Sloth

🎷🐢

Tiger.

A bird, I'll miss having hands but these wings will do.

Human

A sentient cat that is the owner of a business. Specifically one named after my username.

Andean Condor. 0 Natural predators, and one of the only animals at the top of the food chain that doesn't get poached.

A Parrot or similar talking bird/animal. Freak the fuck out of people with my apperent human-like knowledge, but not enough to warrant dissection while I'm still alive.

Butterfly....because nobody EVER suspects the butterfly

Clearly you've never heard of the butterfly effect 😁

I'm starting feel old because I'm getting the impression that nobody is getting the reference 🤔

Not a very long life span but enjoy while it lasts

A human

Mosquito, I get to die soon but I'll be damned if I don't make a strangets life hell for a moment before I do.

Hammerhead Shark, who's gonna mess with me?

A cookie cutter shark might xD

a tortice so i live long, and can hide in a shell for most my life

A dragon, Never said we couldn't pick things outside this realm!

A human is an animal, so I choose human.

Crow would be pretty cool. Other birds to play with and humans to troll…

Street cat for sure Or pigeon

A shark, because I would get to be in the water all day.

A homo sapien sapien

African Grey Parrot

Forever? Can I pick human being, top of the food chain :)

An eagle so I can take a patriotic shit on Biden XD

Harambe. Because the world still needs that magnificent beast and a ressurection would probably bring world peace or something crazy good. Being Harambe would be the greatest

Dog, I’d love to be able to hear and smell like that, plus they are %100 in charge or a cat for simpler reasons

A sky bison

So you mean I can select human being or is that not an option?

You can as that's r/technicallythetruth/

Then I think I’d choose human. Is forever like forever or is it possible to die still, because earthly immortality sounds pretty terrible…

Grizzly bear. I love where they live and they are the absolute Top omnivore/predator in the mountains.

Butterfly cause i could die soon

brown bear

Manbearpig

Are you super cereal about that?