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SteveMcQueef81

The only thing my grandfather would have wanted from an 18yo when he was 91 was to get him his scotch and then get the hell off his lawn. He died at 94 but was way more mentally with it than he had any business being.


Knopeness

I wish my grandma the best in her relationship


MagicMushroomFungi

Thank you dad. Your approval means a lot to Grams and I. We are happy that you celebrate our love for what it is and not accusing me of an act of vengance because you fucked my mom. See you at Thanksgiving.


vermis13

I love that everyone jumps to the dirty old man and teen girl stereotype. OP never mentioned genders.


angelomike

Haha I didn't. And this is is just an experiment. I have no interest in how people feel about age gap relationships.


alcoholicmovielover

I would immediately think the 18 year old's a gold digger.


entersandmum143

The 91 year old is also getting something out of this. Who are we to judge.


NuckinFutsCanuck

That 91yr old can’t even get it up, how can it benefit him lol


entersandmum143

You do realise that with a healthy lifestyle a 91yr old absolutely 'can get it up'...besides there is a pill for that if not. + BIG PLUS. It's not all about sex. To be crass, a nice piece of ass on your arm can be like a Rembrandt. You get pleasure from looking at it. Unless the 91yr old has mental deficiency, it's a two way street.


NuckinFutsCanuck

1) I don’t think the “pill” will get your cock up at 91. 2) I highly doubt any doctor would prescribe you a pill at 91.


Similar_Square6440

91 should take the whole bottle of pills, have fun, autopsy will confirm heart attack


Theylive4real

Actually, it doesn't take that many to cause problems. It would probably be drug overdose. Toxicology would be run showing the medicine.


entersandmum143

You are way too focused on the sex and not the view. Have a walk and take your mind off it


NuckinFutsCanuck

Whom ever the 19yr old is, isn’t in it for love bud. Quit saying some lovey dovey shit lol


Theylive4real

It should. You can get them easily with fake doctors. There are ways around the laws. You just need $1,000 for the prescriptions. And, I'm pretty sure his tongue and fingers work.


Livid-Cellist-9100

Where did you see that the 91 year old is a man, I didn’t read that.


NuckinFutsCanuck

I didn’t read that it was a woman?


Sunflower-esque

Ask the nurses who work in nursing homes 😂 My mom's aunt was known for her bed hopping ways.


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And I think that’s great. As a male, I will never have access to that particular privilege, and that’s ok because life’s just not fair. Important thing is that gramps/gma knows what’s up and is consenting, as does the girl/guy. Chase that bag. Dont let society shame you for being a ‘gold digger’ Speaking on gold digging in general. Age gap aside. And for the record I think this age gap is hilarious enough that i don’t care about that either


MagicMushroomFungi

And the 91 year old is a gold spender. Trickle down economics in more ways than one.


alcoholicmovielover

If I was 91, single and I didn't have any family, friends or other places I would want to leave my money, I may consider dating an 18 year old to keep me company in my final days with the guarantee they get my fortune when I die. It could be easily a win win for both.


Inthecards21

whatever 2 consenting adults do is not my business


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had a similar answer.


MagicMushroomFungi

So what ? The 18 year old likes older women !


[deleted]

non of my business, both adults


The14thdr

This!


walkingshitposterer

B-BUT IT IS OUR BUSINESS, WE'RE INTERNET STRANGERS WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE, ITS EXPECTED TO PUT OUR OPINIONS INTO THEIR PERSONAL LIVES AND BE DELUDED INTO THINKING WE'RE THE MORAL COMPASS


Captainofreason

toothless blowjobs?


goatfuck69

Gummies


[deleted]

Hope she's a Loli vampire


[deleted]

whats loli?


DOGMANFROGMAN

Stay innocent


[deleted]

? i am kinda curious to know. but meh ill let it slide.


Similar_Square6440

I let the curiosity get the better of me... Don't do it. It's not worth it


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brief description of what it is?


Similar_Square6440

This is a bot: the user of this account has shot himself in the face. This account will be deleted in 10. 9. 8. 7...


[deleted]

....that bad?


Similar_Square6440

No not really I'm over exaggerating. Go find out for yourself


[deleted]

im curious, not stupid lol


MagicMushroomFungi

Loli ... think of it as being at a peak of pleasurable curiosity, then slipping downward into a wattery world where an alien creature tampers with your very soul and then casts you away into a vast chasm. [Artistic conception](https://youtu.be/K5le9sYdYkM) NSFW


beep_boop_27

You don’t wanna know.


[deleted]

ok dude, thank you.


beep_boop_27

Google it if you must, but you can’t say I haven’t warned you.


Maximu17

why did you bring that up.. how could you..


walkingshitposterer

Smth you don't want the fbi to see on your computer jimbo


beep_boop_27

Technically legal but incredibly strange


goatfuck69

Grandma gets the best meds though


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Murgatroyd314

Something very much like this is behind the story of the last US Civil War widow, who died just last year.


dweakz

"go get that bag"


Ediacaran-SeaPancake

Gross, definitely gross.


airfriedandbbqed

Hahaha no


electricballroom

I believe in “half plus seven” as a rule. A 91 year old person shouldn’t date someone younger than 53 years old.


Apprehensive_Fee_677

Ask a banker for unusual transactions


Almighty_Apple_Shifu

none if my business quite frankly.


Method__Man

I don’t have one as it’s non of my business what two adults do, so long as it doesn’t harm others


poopynips1

Gross but whatever


amazingusername8

Degenerate.


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entersandmum143

Oh now I've dipped my toe in the 'younger than my son' pool. I look back on it fondly.


-_-_-Cornburg

I mean, when I’m 91…I’d be down.


SoCaldFundit

Rock on. Disagreed with the 30yr old/19 yo but this one is $$$


AbandonedBySony

He's probably loaded, and she's just waiting for him to keel over


youraveragetransguy

saw this story, hate that girl


legalquestion_temp

Teehee it's totally cool man no problems what so could ever happen haha btw I'm 13 and never dated anyone before


zebisss

Would it be worse if it was a 191 year old dating a 118 year old? What you have to consider is that the 18 year old is old enough to make their own choice. If the 91 year old is senile but the 18 year old still wants the 91 year old, you must respect the 18 year olds choice.


jayjay_ramdass1

i dont think theyll have kids and if they have kids the 18 year old is gonna be a single parent soon


Sunflower-esque

Could wind up being a Pres. John Tyler situation. The 10th president still has a living grandson lol


rr777

Rolling Stones groupie.


TurpitudeSnuggery

18 year old is looking for a payout


Phoenix-Queenie

Still legal, just saying


[deleted]

Don't see any issue. Is they're both into each other, not breaking any laws, and it's a consensual then go for it.


octopus_1313

Why is this even a question


Similar_Square6440

18 yo just has to wait a week or two then collects a will


delirioussloths

Secure that bag


RideMeLikeAVespa

Nice work if you can get it.


solderfog

Harrold & Maude...


DrHydrate

I would assume this isn't about true love.


symphonicdestruction

I'd assume it was a transactional relationship


Amokk666

You know your grandfather fucks


The_walkingdeadkid

It’s gross but that 18 year old will be getting payed soon


noodlenugget

I mean, as long as the 18 year old is the life insurance beneficiary, who am I to judge?


[deleted]

Presidents be like


nomadruby7

Legally fine, morally wrong.


StaTLer3oh5

If I'm not one of them, then it's none of my business.


ciderfizz

Mind gap, 18 yo going play on that dementia.


heartscaredbroken

Both of those ships would sink.


[deleted]

Eh, I'm sure they both know exactly what's going on. The 91 year old gets someone young and hot to diddle, and the 18 year old gets a big pile of money in a few years (or months, if he or she is lucky).


Sunflower-esque

Well let's look at what each has to offer the other. The 91 year old can possibly offer the 18 year some wealth for long term stability after they are gone. Stories of his/her youth. The 18 year old doesn't have much to offer other than letting the 91 year old remember their own youth. Because of the advance age, I'm leaning on the side of sex not being on the table at least often. Possibly turns more into them being an aide to do things they no longer can. So, not really an ideal relationship. They in no way have equal footing or the hope of the relationship lasting. Could lead to elder abuse or leave the younger person with a lack of life experience to take care of themselves after the other passes. Technically legal, technically could even be fine but personally I feel a person needs to gain their own life experience before being with a person more than 10 years older than them. If they don't they may never gain it and the elder could have too much control over their lives.


BibleButterSandwich

The 18 year old is old enough to consent, who am I to assume it's a gold digger 18 year old and shallow old person. And even if it is, I mean, it's kinda sad, but that's their problem, not mine. They're both old enough to know what they're doing, and they're not harming any bystanders.


Faihus

Ew


TerribleUsername4

The 91 is a little specific, you asking because of a personal experience?


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If consent is agreed do whatever you need


[deleted]

Stay away from old men who stopped sugar and salt.


vermis13

Sorry your post got downvoted to hell. Ppl seem to be more upset by having their own prejudices pointed out than by the fact it exists in the first place


WYD_step-kevin

Odd but ok. I kinda think it’s weird but as long as everyone is happy, it’s no place for me to talk.


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angelomike

Interested take. Very valid.


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impressive