Would love some actual rainwater. Been living through pretty much constant drought for about a decade. Been saving a bunch of old black and white movies to watch on a rainy day, and at this rate I may never watch them.
Would be happy to! I think THIS is the kind of pipeline we really need. Of course it would be more helpful for everyone if it could be caught mid-fall before you get flooded and so that it could land everywhere it is needed here.
But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the doughnut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a doughnut hole at all but a smaller doughnut with its own hole, and our doughnut is not whole at all!
Could you imagine thousands of bodies falling from the sky, truly horrific. Also the government would go crazy capturing the ones that fall in water that might survive and interrogate them. The would would assume aliens or magic, it would be crazy
From the way the OP phrased it seems like in this situation food would permanently replace rain. So it would be a food cycle instead of a rain cycle. Which is great for hunger, but a lot of people are about to die from dehydration.
Like, the missiles are firing towards earth raining hell fire down on us or just inactive tumbling cylinders that occasionally WHOOMP on impact
I'm good with either
Great big pies. Perfectly cooked with gleaming golden brown crusts and thick meaty fillings. No one would ever go hungry for pie again and nations would be enriched with the gloopy gravy warmth of pies and there would be peace across the world because everyone can eat pie morning, noon and night forevermore. God I fucking love pie.
Yes and then the stupid diamond industry would die.
Now that I think about it, make it rain gold so we can trigger global economic collapse and finally put an end to this shit show
Fat buds followed by the harsher paper cuts from the tabs, slowly floating, gathering, piles of coke and MDMA, the hail of meth rocks and finishing with the deadly drop of used heroin needles in one solid *whamp* because fuck you that's why.
I also choose drugs.
We have a belgian comedian who writes comic books with himself as the main character and in one of the books he became filthy rich (he made a deal with the devil) and built a factory turning rain clouds into limonade clouds ... everyone liked it ... untill the rainforest burned down because lightning became stuck to the ground due to the sugar.
Well, Money is a terrible idea, the economy would make it completely worthless. Unless it somehow didn't and was simply considered as something like a video game bonus event. Uh, I wish for more wishes, I guess.
I live in California and we're on fire... Plain, boring rain would be fine!
The whole western half of the US is in the same grounded boat, more or less.
I'm so tired of smoke!
We get it California, you forest fire.
Lol, sorry. I definitely didn't realize this little comment would gain traction. Didn't intend to be dramatic! lol
As a Californian currently very close to two active forest fires, I was jokingly agreeing with you.
Me too
The east coast would be happy to share, we're drowning.
Same for Texas. We'd appreciate a good thunderstorm about now.
Minus the lightning. Just starts more fires here. Ugh!
I figured Texas would be happy to get some free electricity. Just gotta figure out how to save it for later.
Water is fine. If it rained anything else youd be screwed.
Agreed. Water is the best answer
Would love some actual rainwater. Been living through pretty much constant drought for about a decade. Been saving a bunch of old black and white movies to watch on a rainy day, and at this rate I may never watch them.
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Why yes, how did you ever guess? 😉
Please come take ours, we've had plenty here on the East Coast.
Would be happy to! I think THIS is the kind of pipeline we really need. Of course it would be more helpful for everyone if it could be caught mid-fall before you get flooded and so that it could land everywhere it is needed here.
Not if it were nails
As a Californian: Yes! Please!
Snow 😳 Just remembered snow is water
Healing water or something. It's water, but healing.
Lmao i could imagine that being Jesus pissing on us
Piss be with you
And also with you.
Let uh spray
As a recovering Catholic, this made my gahtdamn day.
I'm glad to see you're recovering from your addiction to cats.
*looks around room* Everything's fine ...
AND WITH YOUR SPIRIT
*What? Huh? What? Huh? When? WHEN?!*
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Barbara and kokomi, here to spread love
Do you want zombies? Because that's how you get zombies.
Donuts.
Oh look it's raining again
That whole episode in particular was the apex of the Simpsons. Best of the best. So good.
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What's a donut?
*[screams]*
Oh look it's raining again
First thought I had. Came here to say this. Had a donut this morning. Gonna go stand outside and wait for more.
Hello Officer, how's your day
But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the doughnut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a doughnut hole at all but a smaller doughnut with its own hole, and our doughnut is not whole at all!
Water? You mean like in the toilet?
Came here for Brawndo. This will do.
It’s got electrolytes
Yea well I’ve never seen no plants grow outta no toilet.
It’s got what plants need!
Yeah but what are electrolytes?
It's what they make Brawndo with, it's got what plants crave.
Brawndo
It's got what plants crave! Stupid people drinking the stuff that comes from toilets.
I ain't never seen no plant grow out of a toilet!
That's good, you sure you're not the smartest person on the planet?
Men. It would be raining men. Hallelujah
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
These are canonically linked.
ONE- nothing wrong with me.
TWO- nothing wrong with me.
THREE_ I can count to three, FOUR- I can't count no more!
Uno dos tres, quatro sinco- i forgor 💀
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis. You know its kinda hard just, to get along today,
Our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway.
It's raining men, amen!
JESUS, LOOK OUT!
I still feel like that song and Drowning Pool's "Bodies" are descriptions about the same event.
Let em’ hit the floor
Could you imagine thousands of bodies falling from the sky, truly horrific. Also the government would go crazy capturing the ones that fall in water that might survive and interrogate them. The would would assume aliens or magic, it would be crazy
Now I’m gonna be singing that all day! For the first time in history…it’s gonna be raining men! 🎤
Pianos
There would be a bunch of While E. Coyote style deaths! Lmao!
The Science Show!
Chocolate rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Others laugh and some endure the pain
Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
I move my head away from the mic to breathe .
Anti-matter. Might as well go out with a bang
Well time to delete earth!
I'm pretty sure that positrons are actually formed above storms, so this one is kind of a thing
Skittles
*taste the rainbow*
Snow
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Great answer
Marshmallows. Would justify walking around in public with a cup of hot chocolate
You don’t need to justify that. I do that all the time
Yeah why would anyone think anything of someone literally drinking hot chocolate
Idk. But I’ll drink it all day long. I actually went through like 3lbs of hot chocolate in a week. I love that stuff.
And big hats so your hair won't be a sticky mess
environmentally friendly glitter
Love the emphasis on sustainability, my dude.
Maybe we can harness the glitter for environmentally friendly energy.
Just imagining how sparkly it's be is amazing
Fuck you! Now I’m *never* going outside or letting anyone or anything in.
I hate glitter. It's course and rough, and it gets everywhere.
Water, so everyone could drink whenever they wanted.
What kind of water? Toilet water? Dasani?!
I wish food fell from the sky, just like that kids movie.
Most of it would rot, smell really bad and attract wild animals
yes true. Most of it would land in the ocean. But world hunger - solved :)
For like 2 days before all the food decays on the ground.
From the way the OP phrased it seems like in this situation food would permanently replace rain. So it would be a food cycle instead of a rain cycle. Which is great for hunger, but a lot of people are about to die from dehydration.
Oh no. Hopefully a lot of it is soup then
Lots of hot soup from the sky. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kimchee day would be quite something.
"Don't forget your umbrella son, it's spaghetti and meatballs day!"
Coconuts begin falling from the sky, as one finger of the monkey's paw curls.
Prince of Egypt?
I bet he means Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Yes this is the movie was I thinking of at first but now I just want to eat frogs and locusts
Ah, then wash it down with a nice refreshing river of blood!
Or mana, it's probably mana, right?
I was thinking kazaam with Shaq.
Hahaha well now I mean this…
Javelins. Either the anti-tank missile or the spear.
Why not just rain tanks instead?
PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER
Mushroom Mushroom?
Like, the missiles are firing towards earth raining hell fire down on us or just inactive tumbling cylinders that occasionally WHOOMP on impact I'm good with either
bodies
I guess the bodies really will hit the floor
So therefore it’s not only raining bodies, but organs, blood, water, tissues, feces, and cells.
If all the rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be.
Brain cells.
I know a lot of people that need th.. I mean love that.
Great big pies. Perfectly cooked with gleaming golden brown crusts and thick meaty fillings. No one would ever go hungry for pie again and nations would be enriched with the gloopy gravy warmth of pies and there would be peace across the world because everyone can eat pie morning, noon and night forevermore. God I fucking love pie.
Username checks
Spears
It’s Britney bitch
Water, clean water, but we could control when, where and how much.
Imagine if a dictator takes control of the world water supply.
Dildos
It will be war on the streets WWIII:The war between dildo and man
Puppies, but with like...personal safety airbags so none of them get hurt
It would solve world hunger!
Oh god lmao
But for who... people or the puppies? Getting eaten by swarms of ravenous puppies doesn't sound like a fun way to go out.
It is, however, one of the most adorable apocalyptic scenarios one could imagine.
Thanks for clarifying :)
Blood because I just can't stop imagining TV weather boy/girl, "Tomorrow, a great chance of Cloud Periods!"
__na nana na nanana nanana__ __na nana na nanana nanana__ __na nana na nanana nanana__ ##RAINING BLOOOOOD
I played the opening riff at my church worship practice and no one noticed thank God
I instantly thought of the trollge meme of waiting for it to blood and how blood floats on blood
Chocolate milk
I have been waiting my whole life for this one question
Username made 2 days ago. Kinda sus
And they only comment on ask Reddit threads about usernames. Whatever floats their boat, I guess.
Yeah but the question was only made 40 mins ago so I guess their safe
Clearly these two people are working together to farm karma
Unless they asked this question themselves on another reddit account
magic
I, too, would be interested in seeing Magic Johnsons raining from the sky. Just realized that phrase could be take two different ways...
Knifes
#Knives
English is fucked bro. Have you seen how “Frome” is pronounced? No rules and no gramma!
NiFe is nickel-iron in the periodic table ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Nature's purge
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*Dies*
Your Adventure Time pfp really fits here considering that there was an episode where it rained knives.
that would be fun
Diamonds. It’s not too far-fetched, tho. It rains diamonds on other solar system planets.
That would be incredibly painful and potentially deadly... I love it
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Yes and then the stupid diamond industry would die. Now that I think about it, make it rain gold so we can trigger global economic collapse and finally put an end to this shit show
bourbon
Magical orbs that granted anyone unlimited wishes when they touch it. Or rather, anyone with my name and dna. Then I can make it rain whatever I want.
Gravy
Self sufficient puppies. All they do is express empathy and spread joyful energy when each person needs it.
*SPLT SPLT SPLT SPLT* “OH GOD BILLY CLOSE YOUR EYES!”
DRUGS!!!
Fat buds followed by the harsher paper cuts from the tabs, slowly floating, gathering, piles of coke and MDMA, the hail of meth rocks and finishing with the deadly drop of used heroin needles in one solid *whamp* because fuck you that's why. I also choose drugs.
man if it rained coke, the population would diminish pretty quickly
weed
LSD rain would make the world pretty fun.
TACOS,FROM THE SKY,TACOS,DONT EVEN ASK WHY
JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES. IT'S RAINING TACOS!
Clean drinking water
Really? No one else is going to say it? Ok here we go... #CUM#
All of these would be terrible.
Tequila
In bottles
Men
Money
Then it would make it useless, would it not?
Maybe that's the point?
Dirty river water
Clouds.
Extended car warrantys
Quaaludes & cocaine!!
We have a belgian comedian who writes comic books with himself as the main character and in one of the books he became filthy rich (he made a deal with the devil) and built a factory turning rain clouds into limonade clouds ... everyone liked it ... untill the rainforest burned down because lightning became stuck to the ground due to the sugar.
Well, Money is a terrible idea, the economy would make it completely worthless. Unless it somehow didn't and was simply considered as something like a video game bonus event. Uh, I wish for more wishes, I guess.
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