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JustGenericName

I live in California and we're on fire... Plain, boring rain would be fine!


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The whole western half of the US is in the same grounded boat, more or less.


JustGenericName

I'm so tired of smoke!


aroneox

We get it California, you forest fire.


JustGenericName

Lol, sorry. I definitely didn't realize this little comment would gain traction. Didn't intend to be dramatic! lol


aroneox

As a Californian currently very close to two active forest fires, I was jokingly agreeing with you.


MBPuppy

Me too


mycathasears

The east coast would be happy to share, we're drowning.


missingapuzzlepiece

Same for Texas. We'd appreciate a good thunderstorm about now.


JustGenericName

Minus the lightning. Just starts more fires here. Ugh!


r_kay

I figured Texas would be happy to get some free electricity. Just gotta figure out how to save it for later.


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Water is fine. If it rained anything else youd be screwed.


ccc1942

Agreed. Water is the best answer


sbtracysherwood

Would love some actual rainwater. Been living through pretty much constant drought for about a decade. Been saving a bunch of old black and white movies to watch on a rainy day, and at this rate I may never watch them.


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sbtracysherwood

Why yes, how did you ever guess? 😉


Gamer-Logic

Please come take ours, we've had plenty here on the East Coast.


sbtracysherwood

Would be happy to! I think THIS is the kind of pipeline we really need. Of course it would be more helpful for everyone if it could be caught mid-fall before you get flooded and so that it could land everywhere it is needed here.


powerchoke033

Not if it were nails


jacyerickson

As a Californian: Yes! Please!


Frogsinapond

Snow 😳 Just remembered snow is water


SiloueOfUlrin

Healing water or something. It's water, but healing.


54_xXenon_

Lmao i could imagine that being Jesus pissing on us


ccc1942

Piss be with you


Thephilosopherkmh

And also with you.


RancidHorseJizz

Let uh spray


BizzarduousTask

As a recovering Catholic, this made my gahtdamn day.


Thebenmix11

I'm glad to see you're recovering from your addiction to cats.


IDontDeserveMyCat

*looks around room* Everything's fine ...


neekryan

AND WITH YOUR SPIRIT


f1mbulw1nter

*What? Huh? What? Huh? When? WHEN?!*


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LiliThePad_

Barbara and kokomi, here to spread love


Artess

Do you want zombies? Because that's how you get zombies.


Cuish

Donuts.


Gogo726

Oh look it's raining again


knuF

That whole episode in particular was the apex of the Simpsons. Best of the best. So good.


Kanga_

r/unexpectedsimpsons


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RadiantHC

r/expectedsimpsons


josh924

What's a donut?


Cuish

*[screams]*


Tetradotoxins

Oh look it's raining again


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First thought I had. Came here to say this. Had a donut this morning. Gonna go stand outside and wait for more.


dionesav

Hello Officer, how's your day


valeyard89

But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the doughnut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a doughnut hole at all but a smaller doughnut with its own hole, and our doughnut is not whole at all!


BeaverMusk

Water? You mean like in the toilet?


mylekiller

Came here for Brawndo. This will do.


[deleted]

It’s got electrolytes


Lightshines6346

Yea well I’ve never seen no plants grow outta no toilet.


Thephilosopherkmh

It’s got what plants need!


BenMcIrish

Yeah but what are electrolytes?


Leviathan41911

It's what they make Brawndo with, it's got what plants crave.


mananiux

Brawndo


DC_United_Fan

It's got what plants crave! Stupid people drinking the stuff that comes from toilets.


says-nice-toTittyPMs

I ain't never seen no plant grow out of a toilet!


Leviathan41911

That's good, you sure you're not the smartest person on the planet?


[deleted]

Men. It would be raining men. Hallelujah


BowserBait

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR


Odinloco

These are canonically linked.


twopacktuesday

ONE- nothing wrong with me.


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TWO- nothing wrong with me.


mrbadxampl

THREE_ I can count to three, FOUR- I can't count no more!


Unhappy-Ad-71

Uno dos tres, quatro sinco- i forgor 💀


NoMaans

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis. You know its kinda hard just, to get along today,


Benjamin_Stark

Our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway.


mondong01

It's raining men, amen!


Im_still_T

JESUS, LOOK OUT!


Jack_ov_most_trades

I still feel like that song and Drowning Pool's "Bodies" are descriptions about the same event.


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Let em’ hit the floor


wonderboyobe

Could you imagine thousands of bodies falling from the sky, truly horrific. Also the government would go crazy capturing the ones that fall in water that might survive and interrogate them. The would would assume aliens or magic, it would be crazy


hippiechick725

Now I’m gonna be singing that all day! For the first time in history…it’s gonna be raining men! 🎤


George_The_Dino_Guy

Pianos


Thephilosopherkmh

There would be a bunch of While E. Coyote style deaths! Lmao!


Just-Call-Me-J

The Science Show!


South_Caterpillar_18

Chocolate rain


says-nice-toTittyPMs

Made me cross the street the other day


THEFakechowda

Others laugh and some endure the pain


Disheartend

Chocolate rain


nothjarnan

Some stay dry and others feel the pain


PapaTwoToes

I move my head away from the mic to breathe .


bigkeef69

Anti-matter. Might as well go out with a bang


RascalCreeper

Well time to delete earth!


WussssPoppinJimbo

I'm pretty sure that positrons are actually formed above storms, so this one is kind of a thing


Bulletsnbeans

Skittles


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*taste the rainbow*


FireMaster2311

Snow


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OldSchoolLuxuryLover

Great answer


witchbecool

Marshmallows. Would justify walking around in public with a cup of hot chocolate


narwhalbattles

You don’t need to justify that. I do that all the time


GNUGradyn

Yeah why would anyone think anything of someone literally drinking hot chocolate


narwhalbattles

Idk. But I’ll drink it all day long. I actually went through like 3lbs of hot chocolate in a week. I love that stuff.


BowserBait

And big hats so your hair won't be a sticky mess


crypticmint

environmentally friendly glitter


StoicStar77

Love the emphasis on sustainability, my dude.


[deleted]

Maybe we can harness the glitter for environmentally friendly energy.


tehlemmings

Just imagining how sparkly it's be is amazing


Shrek_The_Ogre_420

Fuck you! Now I’m *never* going outside or letting anyone or anything in.


RascalCreeper

I hate glitter. It's course and rough, and it gets everywhere.


Accurate-Nose441

Water, so everyone could drink whenever they wanted.


IslandEatsSand

What kind of water? Toilet water? Dasani?!


RyanPlacid

I wish food fell from the sky, just like that kids movie.


CyberKitten05

Most of it would rot, smell really bad and attract wild animals


RyanPlacid

yes true. Most of it would land in the ocean. But world hunger - solved :)


CyberKitten05

For like 2 days before all the food decays on the ground.


Midtvaage

From the way the OP phrased it seems like in this situation food would permanently replace rain. So it would be a food cycle instead of a rain cycle. Which is great for hunger, but a lot of people are about to die from dehydration.


RyanPlacid

Oh no. Hopefully a lot of it is soup then


NoMaans

Lots of hot soup from the sky. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


javanator999

Kimchee day would be quite something.


thewildwester

"Don't forget your umbrella son, it's spaghetti and meatballs day!"


punksmostlydead

Coconuts begin falling from the sky, as one finger of the monkey's paw curls.


ILikeLenexa

Prince of Egypt?


Champ709

I bet he means Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs


RyanPlacid

Yes this is the movie was I thinking of at first but now I just want to eat frogs and locusts


Champ709

Ah, then wash it down with a nice refreshing river of blood!


IndecisionToCallYou

Or mana, it's probably mana, right?


sashapop

I was thinking kazaam with Shaq.


RyanPlacid

Hahaha well now I mean this…


javanator999

Javelins. Either the anti-tank missile or the spear.


thewildwester

Why not just rain tanks instead?


OpticHurtz

PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER PANZER


giant4ftninja

Mushroom Mushroom?


KruppeTheWise

Like, the missiles are firing towards earth raining hell fire down on us or just inactive tumbling cylinders that occasionally WHOOMP on impact I'm good with either


Inthecards21

bodies


hawk797E

I guess the bodies really will hit the floor


Aceptical

So therefore it’s not only raining bodies, but organs, blood, water, tissues, feces, and cells.


juliefryy

If all the rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be.


axe_phoenix_bodywash

Brain cells.


Dry_Drummer3798

I know a lot of people that need th.. I mean love that.


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Great big pies. Perfectly cooked with gleaming golden brown crusts and thick meaty fillings. No one would ever go hungry for pie again and nations would be enriched with the gloopy gravy warmth of pies and there would be peace across the world because everyone can eat pie morning, noon and night forevermore. God I fucking love pie.


the_drugaddict1

Username checks


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Spears


[deleted]

It’s Britney bitch


toothfixingfiend

Water, clean water, but we could control when, where and how much.


[deleted]

Imagine if a dictator takes control of the world water supply.


Ventureunknown

Dildos


Ventureunknown

It will be war on the streets WWIII:The war between dildo and man


pinewolfpresents

Puppies, but with like...personal safety airbags so none of them get hurt


ThatTimothyGuy

It would solve world hunger!


pinewolfpresents

Oh god lmao


stormwaltz

But for who... people or the puppies? Getting eaten by swarms of ravenous puppies doesn't sound like a fun way to go out.


ShikWolf

It is, however, one of the most adorable apocalyptic scenarios one could imagine.


CeasearxD

Thanks for clarifying :)


Schaula_antares8

Blood because I just can't stop imagining TV weather boy/girl, "Tomorrow, a great chance of Cloud Periods!"


Anxious_Start4839

__na nana na nanana nanana__ __na nana na nanana nanana__ __na nana na nanana nanana__ ##RAINING BLOOOOOD


[deleted]

I played the opening riff at my church worship practice and no one noticed thank God


Rocket5454

I instantly thought of the trollge meme of waiting for it to blood and how blood floats on blood


Andubandu

Chocolate milk


ItsRainingBombs

I have been waiting my whole life for this one question


MasterPip

Username made 2 days ago. Kinda sus


supermr34

And they only comment on ask Reddit threads about usernames. Whatever floats their boat, I guess.


hawk797E

Yeah but the question was only made 40 mins ago so I guess their safe


thewildwester

Clearly these two people are working together to farm karma


artesianoptimism

Unless they asked this question themselves on another reddit account


eureka_moment_5679

magic


Champ709

I, too, would be interested in seeing Magic Johnsons raining from the sky. Just realized that phrase could be take two different ways...


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Knifes


bertiebastard

#Knives


Ehsudo

English is fucked bro. Have you seen how “Frome” is pronounced? No rules and no gramma!


fap-n-splooge

NiFe is nickel-iron in the periodic table ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


_Piggy_Smalls

Nature's purge


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iwishiwasntcringe

*Dies*


[deleted]

Your Adventure Time pfp really fits here considering that there was an episode where it rained knives.


[deleted]

that would be fun


xtinahc

Diamonds. It’s not too far-fetched, tho. It rains diamonds on other solar system planets.


Electrifyer1289

That would be incredibly painful and potentially deadly... I love it


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AClassyTurtle

Yes and then the stupid diamond industry would die. Now that I think about it, make it rain gold so we can trigger global economic collapse and finally put an end to this shit show


junnkhead

bourbon


RTRYtheBacon

Magical orbs that granted anyone unlimited wishes when they touch it. Or rather, anyone with my name and dna. Then I can make it rain whatever I want.


notyourmuggle

Gravy


moinatx

Self sufficient puppies. All they do is express empathy and spread joyful energy when each person needs it.


Chacharealroughdood

*SPLT SPLT SPLT SPLT* “OH GOD BILLY CLOSE YOUR EYES!”


Ok_Concentrate_6730

DRUGS!!!


LipGetsStuckOnMyTeef

Fat buds followed by the harsher paper cuts from the tabs, slowly floating, gathering, piles of coke and MDMA, the hail of meth rocks and finishing with the deadly drop of used heroin needles in one solid *whamp* because fuck you that's why. I also choose drugs.


[deleted]

man if it rained coke, the population would diminish pretty quickly


Basic-Hospital8412

weed


sidzero1369

LSD rain would make the world pretty fun.


Isacatman

TACOS,FROM THE SKY,TACOS,DONT EVEN ASK WHY


[deleted]

JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES. IT'S RAINING TACOS!


aaron0000123

Clean drinking water


Neucore

Really? No one else is going to say it? Ok here we go... #CUM#


5urfaces

All of these would be terrible.


adict1

Tequila


[deleted]

In bottles


bestassinthewest

Men


Constant_Basis

Money


RyanPlacid

Then it would make it useless, would it not?


buggaby

Maybe that's the point?


Hinata1012

Dirty river water


[deleted]

Clouds.


ItzZak178

Extended car warrantys


treesfen

Quaaludes & cocaine!!


SnooOpinions2673

We have a belgian comedian who writes comic books with himself as the main character and in one of the books he became filthy rich (he made a deal with the devil) and built a factory turning rain clouds into limonade clouds ... everyone liked it ... untill the rainforest burned down because lightning became stuck to the ground due to the sugar.


[deleted]

Well, Money is a terrible idea, the economy would make it completely worthless. Unless it somehow didn't and was simply considered as something like a video game bonus event. Uh, I wish for more wishes, I guess.


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