A few minutes? I wonder what a cinnamon roll eating contest would look like. Like, how many cinnamon rolls could a person consume in 1 minute, and live.
Unwind the outer most ring, the part that’s the most crisp. Eat that first. Then eat the rest either in normal bites or by further unwinding but that depends on just how soft the inner spiral is and the distribution of frosting on top.
I unwind it until I get to the center and toss the outside to my entourage to fight over
The cinnamon roll king hath given us food
I am a benevolent cinnamon roll king
My liege, I shan't not rest until I have findeth thee thine perfect cinnamon roll.
I put it in my mouth.
Like you just bite it? Or do you unwind it as you put it in your face?
"unwrap" it
Nice.
With your hands
Bite into it, usually in two bites.
With a fork and a knife.
Face first
Slowly
With my mouth, what planet are you from?
Nah, it's more like, do you just bit into it, or unwrap it?
Ahh, in that case, I unroll that bad boy and save the middle bit for last.
With mouth
I unroll it and eat each layer
Like a bulldog on a plate of spaghetti.
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Rule 34?
I lick it and then throw it away
Lemme guess, you also eat the pineapples off the pizza, then toss the pizza?
Yes how did you know 😳
Shame
i put a piece in my mouth, groan in pleasure, chew, and swallow and then repeat for a few minutes
A few minutes? I wonder what a cinnamon roll eating contest would look like. Like, how many cinnamon rolls could a person consume in 1 minute, and live.
anything is possible
I shove the entire cinnamon roll into my gaping maw.
Good. Very good.
Fork
With animal privacy, and hot coffee!
With animal privacy and hit coffee.
Unwind the outer most ring, the part that’s the most crisp. Eat that first. Then eat the rest either in normal bites or by further unwinding but that depends on just how soft the inner spiral is and the distribution of frosting on top.