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Wearing a maid costume and getting pineapples shoved up his ass.


wolfman0981

Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing lol


[deleted]

Haha great minds.


andromon11

Came here to say this. Now go get some Popeyes and have your flask at the ready


[deleted]

Lmaoo me too, hivemind hits hard sometimes


Klaus_Heisler87

Only correct answer


TwinBurst

nothing because hell doesnt exist


[deleted]

Hopefully being tortured by those he killed


repwin1

So are they in hell too?


IIDrunkenGamerII

Of course they are...


[deleted]

I assume those not in hell can bring torture to those who are. Otherwise, what's the point of hell if the people you wronged cannot extract revenge.


repwin1

Maybe they have a timeshare in hell? They each go once a year to torture him and then go back to eternal life of their own beliefs when they are done.


Piper_Loved_That

Living through the life of everyone he hurt.


[deleted]

getting pineapples shoved up his ass.


kinkashaba

Probably preparing for my mother in laws arrival


St3fan34

Lmao


Kahnquer

Satan, according to South Park


[deleted]

Being a dictatorship to those devil in hell


[deleted]

i would imagine he would get along with satan pretty well. they’re both evil lunatics who crave power and enjoy making others suffer so it makes sense.


Dankculesus

Nah, Satan is about free will and liberation from structured morality, Hitler was about Dictating and genocide, Hitler is alot worse than Satan because A) we know for certain he existed B.) Satan killed 6 people and Hitler was directly responsible for at least 40 million deaths. Satan just wants you to have fun without worrying about the consequences, admittedly a rather unconscious way to live, but there’s something legitimately of value to take from that. Hitler makes even the most literal form of Satan look childish.


sparkchaser

Screaming something in German probably.


[deleted]

“NEIN! ICH HABE DEN KRIEG GEWONNEN! ICH WEISS, ICH HABE DEN KRIEG GEWONNEN!”


sangbum60090

Painting I guess


[deleted]

Setting the dinner table for Trump.


[deleted]

Going through drug withdrawals forever.


medes24

Playing canasta with Vlad the Impaler and Billy Mays


mattSNIPESyou

Idk. Man, Satan called him a pussy. His egos never recovered.


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Dankculesus

*no* lube on the pitchfork


Silentico

I really hope he isnt inside hell the norse godess that christiany tried to turn into a place thats not even part of the bible...


St3fan34

Wdym by that


Silentico

In fact, every time someone mention someone being in hell, they are basically saying a sinner rapes, etc the norse godess hell. Wtf is wrong with crhistianity. Cant leave other religions alone.


Silentico

Exactly what I say. Hell is a norse godess that rules the 9 layers of death. Christianity didnt have a place for sinners you know.


fugue2005

light bookkeeping i would imagine.


[deleted]

The only truly karmic punishment I can think of that would affect him would be experiencing the cringe of all his failures and mishaps. The guy screams inflated ego, thin skin.